The Tub of Lard![]() Name: Tub of Lard HistoryThe Tub of Lard was created from real animal fat on Starbase 15 in 2374. After narrowly avoiding being spread on bread by some cheeky cockneys, the Tub of Lard escaped to find a new life on the USS Montezuma as the Assistant Chief Science Officer. Service Record2374: Potential Meal, Starbase 15 DecorationsNone Biological NotesThe tub of lard is just that - a tub of lard. It has no motive or communicative powers, nor any thought processes. Psychological ProfileNone - it's a tub of lard... |