The Tub of Lard
Name: Tub of Lard
Born: Starbase 15, 2374
Age: six months
Height: three inches
Weight: one pound
Hair: none
Eyes: none
History
The Tub of Lard was created from real animal fat on Starbase 15 in 2374. After narrowly avoiding being spread on bread by some cheeky cockneys, the Tub of Lard escaped to find a new life on the USS Montezuma as the Assistant Chief Science Officer.
Service Record
2374: Potential Meal, Starbase 15
2374: Wandering Lard Tub
2375: Assistant Chief Science Officer, USS Montezuma
Decorations
None
Biological Notes
The tub of lard is just that - a tub of lard. It has no motive or communicative powers, nor any thought processes.
Psychological Profile
None - it's a tub of lard...