So, we's sittin' there in this little room in the Werewood Tavern, just me an' Jearn, Onam and Guile, waitin' for Kayim to show up, so we can end this buisness. I don't even know why I'm telling you this, but Jearn, Onam and Kayim, they was partners...well brothers too. All from Shattra. Me, I'm from Akbar, and Guile, I don't know if he ever told me--he's a funny lookin' bloke though. Looks like a light-skinned Arimite, ya know? Says he's daddy was an Arimite from Shattra, but I suspect he's frontin'.
So, anyway, why am I telling you this again? O nevermind, thanks for the chakos, my friend. Oh, so where was I? Yeah, so Onam's wringing his hands, talkin how he's so hard, sayin' how he never, I mean NEVER would baby talk no woman, no matter what, when Kayim finally made it by. Sizing up the situation, Kayim said, "What are ya fine citizens doin' up at this fine hour?" And Guile told him, he did. He looked up at Kayim, then clocking up Onam said "Onam says he don't sweet talk no woman!" Heehee we all had a good laugh. Ok, ok, so maybe it was the chakos. So, Kayim tells it to him straight. "Brother, you smell enough Batrean, or drink enough chakos, your stupid-ass will say a whole lotta things..." Hahaaha. Kayim was kinda funny, I miss him sometimes.
So, anyway, we was openin' up another vat of chakos when my man, Guile freaked. I mean way out. Reminds me of a crazy f*ckin' Malathrope sometimes. Just up and messed up those boys, man. Ya know, its weird. I mean, I know Jearn got off a couple of knives, but they just went right passed Guile, and my man, he's shots were Erd's eye! And I know he ain't THAT good. Still, whatever it was, it was inspiring stuff, man. We're talkin' PIN-CUSHIONS. Hehehe. Those brothers had more knives in em' than the Exarch probably deserves. Still, he didn't kill ME. And, he did get rid of the middle-men, giving us sole "proprietership" of that funky black box. So now, we's gonna deal wit those freaky Xambrians ourselves. All in all, it was a good deal. Hehe. Guile, I think I'll keep him.
3 dead NPC's--Jearn, Onam, and Kayim--Arimite thugs.
1 Live NPC--Toma, Arimite thug--Narrator
1 Live PC--Guile Latrans--a Maruk ex-Ogront Dancer posing as an Arimite.
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