Audra's Quotes, Part. 2
It will be a great day when our schools have all
the money they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy
a new bomber.
Half of the people in the world are below
average.
A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the
end of the blackboard.
I am the fifth Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtle
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they
get all nervous and give the
wrong answers.
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of
sex, there is an important
lesson to be learned: Do not have sex with the
authorities.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is
the same.
You "Star Trek" fans will appreciate this
one:
If only real life problems could be solved with
technobabble.
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does
it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How
does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How
much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do
you want fries with that?"
When you're swimming in the creek
And an eel bites your cheek,
That's a moray!
ALPO is 99 cents a can. That's over SEVEN dog
dollars!!
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am
a vegetarian because I
hate plants.
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely
rearranging their prejudices.
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286
words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government
regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words.
My idea of God is the Voltron Lions. You got 5
different concepts, 5 different colours, each serving a different
purpose in society, but when need arose they'd join together to form
a giant deity who could beat the snot out of any demon who came in
their way.
Cthulhu in 2000--It's time to stop choosing the
lesser of two evils.
There's so much comedy on television. Does that
cause comedy in the streets?
I still miss my ex-boyfriend, but my aim is
getting better.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly
ball and saving an infant's
life, she will choose to save the infant's life
without even considering if
there are men on base.
Writing about music is like dancing about
architecture.
NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy,
why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables
you recognize a mistake when
you make it again.
When I said "we", officer, I was referring to
myself, the four young
ladies, and, of course, the goat.
Donna, is it true that you can pop a kernel of
popcorn just by holding it between your thighs and thinking about
German soccer players?
...a structure based on the unique needs of the
individual rather than the monolithic version of power...
Can you ever do anything to influence someone's
level of empathy and compassion?
I've squeezed pimples by the hundred
Ruptured pustules by the score.
I've milked my face until it bled
And still I crave for more.
You both have that insular mentality that says the
world began and will end with your arrival &
departure.
Hindu Taoist Mormon spill theirs just anywhere but
God loves those who treat their semen with more care.
Make all the noise you want to on the toilet.
Other people will hear you but it does not matter!
One was like, "Man what Aerosmith song is this?"
And the other one was like "I dunno but I've heard it
before."
Sir I think I wanted to express the duality of man
-- a kind of Jungian thing sir.
I was standing at the sink with the faucet water
barely running, making tiny minimalist sculptures.
There has been something bothering me lately. What
are those black things under seals eyes -- could they be
hairs?
When you see Geoffrey the Toys 'R' Us giraffe do
you ever get the urge to stick him with a spear?
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