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Articles of Action

Speaker of the House

Cable Access channel WBJR now returns to its coverage of the hearings on the Articles of Action. Joining the debate on the floor...

"Will the honorable body of action figures please come to order." [banging gavel]

Beast: As committee chairman, I'd like to suggest a peaceful, logical debate on Article 1 of the Action Figure Bill of Rights.

Spidey: Chairman, I move to strike the last word.

Beast: Without objection, so ordered. The renowned gentleman Spider has five minutes.

Spidey: Thank you Mr. Chairman. I'd like to say that this article is wholly without merit. I see no reason to force the action figure community into further service, putting our lives in danger. Some of us want to have a normal life, too. Maybe date once in awhile.

Representative Spidey

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