Articles of Action...

Yield the floor, bozo!

Scully: Move to strike the last word, Mr. Chairmain.

Beast: The beautiful gentlelady from the FBI is recognized for five minutes.

Scully: I think the framers of this bill would be appalled at this display of anti-action heroism on the floor of the chamber today.

Thing: Ahhhh... It's clobbering time!

Scully: I have the floor! I'd like to finish by saying that we should all be committed to the protection of those who place their trust in our hands. I pledge to do all I can, even if it means having no social life. I yield back the balance of my time.

Beast: We have a request for a lunch break from the most prominent and conspicuously green gentleman, The Hulk. All those in favor signify by saying Aye.

Hulk: Aaahhhhh!!!

Beast: Those opposed? Without objection, so ordered. The committee will break for one hour.

You have been watching the hearing on Articles of Action being voted in front of the Action Figure Committee. Cable Access channel WBJR now returns you to our normally scheduled broadcast of "Menudo: Where are they now?"

Representative Hulk

 

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