Alien Ice Picktures presents...

Gimme Shelter

[ Y2K topic suggested by Mike Stradley's Mom, earning her a second 15 minutes of fame! ]

Mulder: Could we have some order here! Riker: Who put you in charge, G-Man? I'm Number One! Scully: Alright, look. I've had enough of this fighting. We all decided together that stockpiling food ahead of time and waiting out potential Y2K destruction was the way to go. Now I know we brought way too much rice and The Hulk has eaten all the peanut butter but that doesn't mean we have to have a mutiny! And if there's any more trouble, I'm going to blame it all on the faction that's been speading the rumor about us being duped by the aliens. Are you guys listening to me?!? Mulder: Who said alien conspiracy? I'm the alien guy here and even I'm not that paranoid!

Scully: Look, it's been over a month so maybe we should open the sealed hatch to our shelter and see what it's like out there. What if it's not as bad as we thought? Mulder: Let's get a head count and make sure everyone is here then we can take a vote. Christopher Walken: I can do the head count if you want. I've already got two right here... Scully: I suppose you can be in charge of the count but only heads attached to bodies! And put that bloody axe away! You know, Mulder, that Walken guy is just creepy.

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