Gimme Shelter...

Charleton Heston: Stand back! I know what's going on here! I saw it in a movie. Wait! I was in that movie! Grab your guns, everyone must have a GUN! Dr. Zaius: Why, young man. Whatever is the matter? Let's talk calmly and without firearms. What is your name? Ben? Moses? I feel like we've met before. Charleton Heston: Get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape!! Listen to me, action figures. This is all a trap! Dr. Zaius: My son, nothing has happened. We all survived the arrival of Y2K without any fuss or bother. Please, you must see reason. Charleton Heston: Don't you all see what's happened? Apes have taken over the planet!

Scully: Oh, for crying out loud. Will somebody put a muzzle on that guy? Does anybody here have a superpower that can silence this raving loony? I'm so sorry, Dr. Zaius. I do hope you won't let this little incident hinder any future collaborations we might have. I've been thinking about doing some studies on human-alien genetics... Mulder: Alright, everybody, time to pack up and move on out. Does anybody want some of this extra rice? Charleton Heston: Will nobody listen to me?!? We have to arm ourselves and fight the apes to regain control of the planet! [silence as action figures pack and ignore Chariotboy] Charleton Heston: Okay, maybe apes haven't taken over but that doesn't mean it's safe out there. Alright, what about this. Soylent Green is people! IT'S PEOPLE!!!!! Scully: Talk to the hand, Heston.

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