Dear Vancouver X-Files Crew:
I'm not as talented as some of my fellow ATXFers but I know
talent and good work when I see it. Just want you to know how much we
fans appreciate what you've given to the show and to let you know
that every time I see that a show made in Canada, I'll be looking for
your names in the credits. You're not just a part of the 1013 family,
you're part of ours, too. Hugs and kisses and best of luck to all of
you.
And now a little ditty for the casting people, special effects
make-up team, the costume folks, the stuntmen, the location crew, the
construction crew, the set decorators, the production designer.
ORDERS FROM THE BOSS
Lisa get me a naked dead guy
For Scully to slice through.
Toby's team must do her face
And add a boil or two.
Oh Coreen, we changed the script
To add a talking tree.
I need an actor 7 feet 2
Can you get me him by three?
Louisa, Todd, you have to find
A church not made of brick.
It needs gargoyles and big glass doors
Send David, Alan, Ainslie, Rick.
Mulder's dangling from a bridge
Tony here's the deal.
James has to drop on top that sub
And make the stunt look real.
Hey Graeme Murray, you have to hurry
We need a set that's nifty.
Can Rob and crew build me a classroom
From, oh say 1950?
Shirley and Brad you got to decorate
Sets that give fans the creeps.
I'm sorry you never got a shot
At a room where Mulder sleeps.
We've got some actors in this scene
Who have to look like Nazis.
Jenni, Janice don't blame me
'Cause this idea was Spotsy's.
THE END
P.S. Props Guy, please don't forget to give back the Krycek arm.
;-D