KLINGON SAYINGS
Toasts
May
your blood scream.
May
your enemies run with fear.
Celebrate!
Tomorrow we may die!
May
you die before you are captured.
May
you always find a Bloodworm in your glass.
May
your co-ordinants be free of Tribbles.
May
you die in battle.
May
you die well.
May
you endure the pain.
Klingons
forever!
We
are KLINGONS!
Qapla`!
Curses
Go
mate with your Targ.
Your
face looks like a collapsed star.
Your
Targ has a bigger brain than all your anscestors put together.
You
belong in a black hole in the netherland.
You
are a total waste of good energy.
Your
mother has a smooth forehead.
Proverbs
Set
fire on the side when there is danger.
The
wind does not respect a fool.
It
is a good day to die.
A
Warrior's blood boils before the fire is hot.
Revenge
is a dish best served cold.
Four
thousand throats may be cut in one might by a running man.
To
defeat the enemy be ready to fight alone.
A
great warrior is always prepared.
The
fire is always hotter on someone elses face.
Only
fools laugh while warriors die.
Only
a fool fights in a burning house.
The
Fek'ler strikes again.
Rite
of Assension Sayings
May
you travel the River of Blood.
You
must show your heart.
May
the blood of the vanquishes fill your hands.
Today
I am a Warrior.
I
must show you my heart.
I
travel the river of blood.
If
you don't use the painstik, the child will never celebrate his Age of Ascension.
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