Long Haired Hippie Freak, that's me, is not much of an enigma. Just ask his so-called co-writers. They'll let you know he's lazy, apathetic, unmotivated, stubborn and just plain mean sometimes. Of course, they're wrong when they say that. But then, why ask such unreliable sources anyway? If you want the truth, come to the source...
Long Haired Hippie Freak, that's me, is lazy, apathetic, unmotivated, stubborn and just plain mean sometimes. I have been known to be wrong on occasion, though. So, if you want the truth, maybe you should contact Fox Mulder...
Long Haired Hippie Freak is one of the strangest cases Fox Mulder, that's me, has ever worked on. We, that's me and Dana, that's her, got a call from a nervous old couple in Santa Clara, California, swearing Big Foot was running about their yard. When we got there, we realized Big Foot WAS in their yard. It was great! The first ever actual case of...
He gets distracted easily. If you want the truth, go see him; if you want the truth about me, ask somebody else...
Long Haired Hippie Freak, that's my psychic-in-training, is not much of an enigma. He's hard working, cares about the world to the point of fault, ambitious and an all around good guy.
Heck, who was THAT guy talking about?
Jeff Good, that's me, Long Haired Hippie Freak, pursues one thing: NSD (Non Self Denial). What is temptation but our own desires bursting forth, crying to be fulfilled? Why would anybody want to stifle that? If something makes me happy, I do it, as long as nobody else is gonna get too fucked up from my doing it, in which case I have to consider the pros and cons of the situation very carefully...
Aww, who the hell am I kidding? I never weigh the pros and cons
of anything. If I like it, I do it. Nyah.
