Absinthe From Prague {jg}
Ad Astra {mj}
Akhnet Diphthongs {jg}
Alternate Thursdays
Articulate Atheists {jis}
Bigger Than Your Opinion
Blasphemous Catholics {dbb}
Bloodwagon 44 {be}
Curly Cinnamon Arboreal Apes {jg}
Designer French Fry Topping Holders {md}
The Designer Label Kids {sl}
Dirty Laundry
The Dog-Buggering Madmen {jg}
The Doppler Effect {mj}
Dying Rhododendrons
Fifty-Seven Flavours of St. Peter
The Flashlight Girls
Flying Android Cooking Tomatoes
Funky Psychosomatic (He would have to be a rapper, I suppose.)
The Happy Cliques {sl}
Jesus Christ Superfly {jsm}
JFKFC {sg}
Limes and Lottery Tickets {be}
A Little Shrine To My Head {bg}
Men Jumping on Drums {cm}
Nick Nuke and the Tragedies {cm}
Odin's Cough Drops {jg}
Pancakes That Bounce
Poorly-Shorn Amish Women
Pornographic Cyber-Sharks
Pre-Emptive Soul Binding {lp}
Psychadelic Platos
Raunchy Lettuce {mk}
Roy G. Biv and the Photons {mj}
Salty Suicide
Sauntering Evil {sc}
Scatological Zeus {jg}
The Secret Alien Human Hybrid Clone Things {as}
Shadows of Life {mk}
Sidereal Corkscrews {jg}
Soul-Sucking Whores from the Nether Realms
Space Vinegar {mj}
Spanking Mimes {cs}
Spiritual Mercedes {jg}
Sporadic Farms
Surrealistic Shotgun
Synthetic Sheep Bladders {jg}
The Third Nipple
Trenchcoat-Wearing Freaks
The Uncomfortable Chairs {cm}
The Unscrupulous Schemers
Vestal Virgins and Salsa
Viscous Funk {mj}
Will Cause Riots
Zat Mogar and the Nosehairs {cm}
Well, that's all I can think of, but I'm sure there's something else, way down inside me. (I can feel it coming back.) If you have any additions to this list (or if you happen to know a band with one of these names), feel free to e-mail me. Also, if you're thinking of using one of these for an actual band name, please clear it with me and/or the name's creator.
Oh, and for an added bonus, here are a few hypothetical song (and album) titles. (Not as many of these have come up in conversation.)
Astral Plane Crash
Carried Away Here {sl}
Cat On My Back
Cello Guy
Cookie On A String
Data Rhythms And Alga Structures {kp}
Deplete Me
Dinner For Music
Double Chocolate Chunk
Dreamsledding
Drunken Earth
Ear Rate
Educated Candle
The Eternal Tunnel
Every Love Song Is Very Stupid {be}
Exoskeleton
Five Thousand Orchards And Merry Salt
The Form Of Brownieness {lp}
Fresh From The Fish Factory
Green Porcupine Ball Of Death {js}
I Am A Grid
It's On Pause
I Turn Like A Ship
Imaginary Victory
Lactose Intolerance Theme
LittleRoundJesusToy {be}
Lousy Realistic Answers To Stupid Questions {jg}
Motor Vehicle Strip Club {be}
My Oedipal Potatoes {jg}
Orange Juice And Parchment Paper
Patchwork Slogans
plasticlunchmeatnotebook {be}
Plowing The Fields Of Elysium
Reciprocal Cattle Raiding
Rustic Crest
Seventy-Five Fortified Towns
Sex In A Black Hole
Skinny Blonde Vibe {er}
Soul In A Sock
Spiritual Mercedes {jg}
Standing Room Only (the live album for The Uncomfortable Chairs) {cm}
Sunday Brunch In The Abyss
Sweet Soldering
Transfer Interrupted
Unbeatable Inanity
Unconscious Arithmetic {jg}
Undead AK-47 To My Head {lp}
The Walking Noise
Walking The Sloughs Of Depression
Whack And Unwrap
Wilted Lettuce Every Day {as}
Also, just today, I thought it would be interesting for someone to write an ode to artificial food colouring. I don't know what I'd call it, though. Maybe just "Ode To Artificial Food Colouring." For all I know, there might already BE an ode to artificial food colouring, but you can't have too many odes to artificial food colouring. That's my motto.
Most of these names merely came up in conversation. A few of them, however, can be attributed to particular people:
{dbb} Davey-Bob Bennett
{sc} Shonket Chakrabarti
{md} Mindy Davidhizar
{be} Beth Ellis
{bg} Bethany Getgen
{sg} Steve Getchell
{jg} Josh Gildea
{mj} Malia Jackson
{mk} Melissa Krut
{sl} Sarah LaBrie
{jgm} Jennifer Suzanne McClelland
{cm} Chris Miller
{lp} Larry Paladin
{kp} Kristina Panos
{er} eriKa rae
{as} Aleigh S.
{js} Josh Schneider
{cs} Chris Short
{jis} Jim Smart
And, incidentally, I have been told by someone named Robert Wesley that Sweet Sodomy, which used to be in the list of band names, is the name of a Marilyn Manson cover band. Next thing you know, I'll find out that Funky Psychosomatic really IS a rapper.
Jack Manuel informs me that he is the guitar player in a band called "Doppler" (similar to "The Doppler Effect," in the band name list), which he describes as "a rubbish grungey-rock band from Stoke-on-Trent, which is in the middle/north of England." He also states that the group is terrible, and is going to split up soon.
Anyway, you've probably wasted enough time here, so I would advise you to:
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