Okay. This is a record of the foolish mortals who have somehow stumbled upon the dominions of VoVat. Please sign! We get so few visitors.

11/30/00 20:48:42
Name: Brooke My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: 11 How did you find this place?: hmmm, good question How did you get past security?: i killed 'em
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: yes How many Oz books have you read?: no What is your favorite quote?: eeeenope

Comments:
funny stuff, enjoyable reading


09/29/00 03:02:18
Name: Nightsong My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: um... 11. How did you find this place?: A link on the FreedomRPG page How did you get past security?: Heh... I called a Lavoid, in an even lamer way than I did to get into FRPG
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: Hmm... Last year? I don't know where I was this morning. How many Oz books have you read?: About 8. What is your favorite quote?: "BUGENHAGEN!!!"

Comments:
Interesting site, man... I don't suppose you could one day learn how to post images, could you? Ah well, no matter. I enjoyed your writings.


07/26/00 22:14:36
Name: zach
My URL: Visit Me

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07/10/00 16:44:59
Name: Karin H My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: One on each hand. You want to get slapped silly? How did you find this place?: TMBG list (Hey, broccoli boy!) How did you get past security?: Security is a delusion. Ask any psychologist....
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: What year? How many Oz books have you read?: ummm, I watched the movies... Love "Return to OZ", btw... Wheelers Rule! What is your favorite quote?: * FREE THE EXPO 67 *

Comments:
Funky site, Nathan! I'll have to check out more of the links when I'm not at work. shhh!!! One prob... How can you not put Tom Lehrer up with the intelligently humorous musicians? Anybody who can write "New Math" and "The Masochism Tango" is a step above Weird Al, much as I love Al.


05/29/00 22:14:30
Name: Sam Ryan My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: Ewwwwww... Nathan, please, put that back! How did you find this place?: Links from your email How did you get past security?: Seduced 'em.
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: Can't prove it. How many Oz books have you read?: Zip. What is your favorite quote?: "I can't think of one right now"

Comments:
Tizight little site you got here, babe. Enjoying your writing muchly. And CAMPER VAN BEETHOVEN RULES! Thanks for the ti


05/17/00 13:02:23
Name: Dev and Shar My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How did you find this place?: despite GeoCities How did you get past security?: is that what it was? Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: in bed all day
How many Oz books have you read?: 42 What is your favorite quote?: see below

Comments:
Sharon's fav quote: "None ya" (means None of your business)


05/02/00 04:37:30
Name: Leigh My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How did you find this place?: TMBGofftopic How did you get past security?: I flashed them Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: which year?
How many Oz books have you read?: none of the official ones What is your favorite quote?: make a little bird house in your soul

Comments:
Hi Nathan! You have a great web page! Leigh, who is impressed, and doesn't have a web page of her own


04/26/00 18:43:11
Name: (Me)Lanie My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: you think you can trick me like that? That's not a finger, it's a thumb How did you find this place?: from the link under your email address on the TMBG offtopic list How did you get past security?: ran like hell
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: of what year? How many Oz books have you read?: just one. sorry! What is your favorite quote?: a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle (I don't deny that they're nice to have around, though...)

Comments:
Nathan, you just rock!


03/02/00 03:18:46
Name: Matt My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: I dunno How did you find this place?: Link from RECHC Web Site How did you get past security?: ...
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: IUP How many Oz books have you read?: Sadly none What is your favorite quote?: "The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits" ~Albert E.

Comments:
Cool Nathan. From one of your neighboors on second north


01/13/00 01:20:08
Name: Bridgie My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: AAH! A CONIC SECTION! How did you find this place?: would you believe... divining stick? How did you get past security?: hehe, your security staff is sexxy... :)
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: *thinks* probably in school. doing math. such as conic sections. How many Oz books have you read?: none. What is your favorite quote?: just because you're cloating doesn't mean you haven't drowned!

Comments:
i just remembered the encyclopedia brown books for the first time in a million years today. wow! nice page, yeah. :)


12/20/99 01:00:24
Name: Gary My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: 12 How did you find this place?: Please see your e-mail How did you get past security?: through charm
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: yes How many Oz books have you read?: none What is your favorite quote?: "Yer little dog is piddling on my broomstick!!!"

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12/12/99 06:10:25
Name: God My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: if you don't know, i'm not going to tell you... How did you find this place?: Deon Warwick & her pshychic friends How did you get past security?: Vulcan death grip
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: down at the Piggly Wiggly How many Oz books have you read?: I have a Wizard of Oz pop up book... What is your favorite quote?: If your lisence says donor, i'm copping a boner

Comments:
yada, yada, yada


11/22/99 18:29:33
Name: Azrael Sock My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: None, you're typing. How did you find this place?: Prime numbers! How did you get past security?: Pepsi One!
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: Outside, looking for the alleged meteor shower. How many Oz books have you read?: One or two... What is your favorite quote?: "Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the Universe." K. Vonnegut

Comments:
What happens if you speak faster than the speed of sound?


11/12/99 21:44:57
Name: Grandfather My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: 10 How did you find this place?: family member How did you get past security?: walked slowly
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: Natural Bridge ,VA 1977 How many Oz books have you read?: I forget What is your favorite quote?: You aint seen nothing yet

Comments:
Have you any schools on the list for post grad studies? If so, what is the current order of interest?


11/05/99 22:08:09
Name: Stacy My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: 11 How did you find this place?: from the web How did you get past security?: what?
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: getting ready for my birthday (the 19th) What is your favorite quote?: just do it !

Comments:
thanks. You brought a smile to my face.


11/05/99 17:58:16
Name: Your Father My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: I hope more than 1! How did you find this place?: My Favorites List How did you get past security?: Said "Friend of the Groom"
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: Waiting for you to be born How many Oz books have you read?: 0 (But I did just read your copy of "Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy" What is your favorite quote?: To be or not to be, that is the gazorninplatz

Comments:
See you on Thanksgiving


11/02/99 23:41:12
Name: «ßãr_¢ØÐ£» My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: five How did you find this place?: i was signin a slam book and saw some of ur answers How did you get past security?: loom at the tag... i hack j/k i wish
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: i was satisfying myself im sure How many Oz books have you read?: zero but i saw the wizard of OZ What is your favorite quote?: the minute that its born it begins to die

Comments:
help me help.......


10/25/99 16:55:03
My URL: Visit Me

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10/16/99 13:03:35
My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me How many fingers am I holding up?: 2 1/8
How did you find this place?: TMBG Digest How did you get past security?: I flashed them Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: That long ago? seriously.
How many Oz books have you read?: Zippo What is your favorite quote?: Remove head from sphincter, then drive.

Comments:
it would suck to go to hell


10/12/99 20:24:16
Name: jeN My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: purple mustard How did you find this place?: through inner peace and deep meditation How did you get past security?: hey- professional stalkers can get past ANYTHING... right Bob Scott? RIGHT?
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: looking through your window from my little tent in the parking lot outside. MUHAHAHAHAHA! How many Oz books have you read?: Frank Nicastro What is your favorite quote?: "See you around, and thanks for all the fish."

Comments:
I AM WATCHING YOU!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! (cvs)


10/12/99 17:01:54
Name: Flophouse Joe My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: Wait a minute! Those are fingers? That changes everything! How did you find this place?: I followed the link from one of your tmbg.list posts (yes, people actually do that.) How did you get past security?: Baseball bats, rubber chickens, and KY jelly.
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: I take the fifth. How many Oz books have you read?: I take the fifth. What is your favorite quote?: "What do you want to eat, Kowalski?" "MEAT!" "What do you want to drink, Kowalski?" "MEAT!" --Ren and Stimpy

Comments:
I am truly disappointed with the fact that not a single armadillo can be found anywhere on your page.


09/28/99 22:41:14
Name: The Wombat My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: 43 How did you find this place?: searched it on geocities How did you get past security?: they don't call em sneakers for nothin'!
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: pondering time space and the meaning of... hey look a bunny How many Oz books have you read?: one What is your favorite quote?: Every dark cloud has a silver lining, But lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.

Comments:
well i like the site and keep up the good work!!


09/13/99 08:33:18
Name: Beth My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: Those aren't fingers! How did you find this place?: a link from Bob Scott's page How did you get past security?: Never you mind.
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: well, that was a Wednesday, so...in jail, I guess. How many Oz books have you read?: none What is your favorite quote?: "Would you mind if we balance this glass of milk where your visiting friend accidentally was killed?"

Comments:
I never know what to write in the comment box.


07/06/99 21:50:21
Name: sarah My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How did you find this place?: tmbg mailing list How did you get past security?: you don't wanna know... Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: here, but over there
How many Oz books have you read?: none .. :p What is your favorite quote?: "i'd love to stay here and be normal, but it's just so overrated"

Comments:
i can't turn down a "please". :) done. signed.


06/24/99 19:38:27
Name: Hannah My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: eight How did you find this place?: alt.music.tmbg How did you get past security?: entered through a window
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: school. How many Oz books have you read?: All of Baum's/All of Snow's/Most of Thompson's What is your favorite quote?: "Then, of course, I quit thinking." -- Tin Woodman of Oz

Comments:
Finally! Someone who appreciates Oz. Although the Nome King isn't the best villain...


05/25/99 04:53:15
Name: AKA Bob SCott My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: 42? How did you find this place?: Linked from TMBG List How did you get past security?: This is a ring toss game!
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: THE FUTURE!!! How many Oz books have you read?: Que? What is your favorite quote?: "When ignorance breeds ignorance, don't look!" -Me

Comments:
Ow! My brain!


04/07/99 19:47:02
Name: Ysabelle My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: You tell me. How did you find this place?: a.b.p How did you get past security?: I showed them my copie of Carpe Jugulum that I bought in the states in 11/98 and snuck past while they tried to figure out *how*.
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: Probably asleep. How many Oz books have you read?: None *blush* What is your favorite quote?: .."Must Kill Spider.." - TMBG Apollo 18

Comments:
Had to check out your page to see if you were someone I knew named Nate.. was too many similarities.. unless you're from/had lived in Springtucky, OR you're probably not.


02/17/99 04:12:18
Name: becky My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How did you find this place?: tmbg mailing list How did you get past security?: dressed up as a large pizza Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: holding a vigil for your birthday, oh honoured one!
How many Oz books have you read?: none What is your favorite quote?: couldn't choose one on the spot, sorry

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02/15/99 10:12:21
Name: Bob My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How did you find this place?: your post on digest How did you get past security?: I am invisible Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: I couldn't see me
How many Oz books have you read?: around 20

Comments:
Hi, Nathan, Great site. I will be back often to read your Oz stories. Bob


02/14/99 04:58:38
Name: Greg My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: 11, you have 3 thumbs How did you find this place?: from an anonymous source How did you get past security?: I infected them with a filovirus
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: school What is your favorite quote?: "Machine guns are like hoses, except for the spray death. They should be approached with caution" Kurt Vonnegut

Comments:
What they hell is with 2 guestbooks? Should I have signed both, or only one?


01/03/99 02:12:48
Name: Gehan My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: How should I know? How did you find this place?: By seraching Eric Gjovaag's Ozzy Links section How did you get past security?: There was no Security
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: I was at School. After I came back I studied. How many Oz books have you read?: 17 Books What is your favorite quote?: I've got lots of them. Here's one:"My will is law!".

Comments:
I only visited your Ozzy page! Very good job! Keep up the good work! I'll make a link for it in my up-coming site.


10/14/98 18:36:40
Name: Bad Bunny My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just passing thru and saw your page Thanks


09/19/98 18:04:18
Name: Prophet Andrew My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: 42 How did you find this place?: TMBG listserv How did you get past security?: I'm a prophet of God...
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: Tacoma How many Oz books have you read?: None. What is your favorite quote?: "..."

Comments:
Nice site! Come visit mine for some good fun wholejearted blasphemy!


08/23/98 05:29:01
Name: jeffroid My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: 2 for the 2 Johns How did you find this place?: TMBG Newsgroup How did you get past security?: I must be smarter than I thought
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: I'll take the 5th How many Oz books have you read?: None (sorry) What is your favorite quote?: It's better to be pissed off than pissed on

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08/20/98 18:09:00
Name: jake peterson My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: All of Them How did you find this place?: alt.music.tmbg How did you get past security?: I crawled through the air ducts
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: Earth How many Oz books have you read?: 3 or 4 What is your favorite quote?: "If i had known they were tree frogs i would have ran into a rock and killed myself"

Comments:
Are You A Hippie or do you come from a Land Down Under. Where the woman blow and the men Chunder


08/03/98 12:43:27
Name: Evelien My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: none How did you find this place?: the wizard told me How did you get past security?: there was no security
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: at home How many Oz books have you read?: six What is your favorite quote?: are you a good witch or a bad witch?

Comments:
I play in the musical in Holland/ Belgium. We have a lot of fun during the rehearsels. It is at the 19, 20 ,21 and 22 from November in Holland!


07/07/98 14:42:20
Name: Either Christine or Chris My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: I don't have to answer that question How did you find this place?: I was looking at the web page for the honors college at IUP How did you get past security?: None of your business
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: on my home planet How many Oz books have you read?: none yet, but I'm curious now What is your favorite quote?: "Imagination makes life more interesting."

Comments:
Do you like the Honors College? How did you pick it out from all the other twelve thousand colleges that send mailings?


06/02/98 07:05:23
Name: SpiderEyes My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: 15, and whose hand is that? How did you find this place?: signpost in the eight circle of hell; also alt.music.tmbg How did you get past security?: flashed the Microsoft ID I swiped from my roommate, and ran in while they were going for the phasers
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: online, hoping to someday meet a strange and interesting creature born on such a sacred day What is your favorite quote?: Love is like a snowmobile speeding across the frozen tundra. Suddenly, it flips, pinning you to the ground. At night the ice weasels come. - Matt Groening

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Love your posts, thought I'd stop by to say hi. Nice place you got here. Still renovating mine (again), but drop me a line if you're bored. Have fun, - SpiderEyes


05/13/98 02:13:57
Name: gabriel My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: 12 How did you find this place?: alt.tv.simpsons How did you get past security?: I'm made entirely of ceramic; even the plate in my head.
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: Cambridge, MA... unfortunately. How many Oz books have you read?: zero (my apologies) What is your favorite quote?: The kids have to learn about Tek War sooner or later... - Skinner

Comments:
Just dropping by...! Also: check out my new photo album at http://www.oocities.org/Tokyo/Island/7234/index.html!


05/11/98 16:29:56
My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me How did you find this place?: news post
How did you get past security?: spin move into the lane, up and under fake Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: in the Plaza How many Oz books have you read?: nun
What is your favorite quote?: pass me some of that dumbass over there, yeah boy...

Comments:
Thanks for the help on the Saint Swithins reference. Now I just need to track down the lyrics to that song and compare - funny how this wacky, zany, goofy internet thing brings all a collective knowledge to my fingertips. I needed another excuse not to th nk about anything.


04/17/98 01:14:13
Name: Priscilla My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: uh....eleven??? How did you find this place?: through someone else's guestbook How did you get past security?: oh, you mean those guys I knocked out at the front door?
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: At my neighbor's house, wrestling the pigs How many Oz books have you read?: What, you mean like the Wizard of Oz? Like that Dorothy thing? None, but I saw that movie.

Comments:
Wow, your page is really....informative. I had fun reading all your stuff about Va Vot or whatever it was called. Bye.


04/15/98 20:13:23
Name: Trisha :-) My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: 7--all on one hand. How did you find this place?: you sign my book, I sign yours! How did you get past security?: I bribed them with brownies, Giants, and my sexxy smile.
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: online, of course! How many Oz books have you read?: just the first one, does that make me bad? What is your favorite quote?: this is too hard to answer...so many quotes, so little time!

Comments:
Howdy Nathan!! I noticed you signed my lame-ass guestbook so I am signing yours (yours isn't lame, though!) Hey..I am kinda embarrassed that you went to my geocities page..its awful...check out the link to my angelfire page and go there, its better! Well. nuthin' much else to say so I'm audi! I'll see you on the ng (remember--I'm dedemo)...hasta! ~~Trisha


04/10/98 03:28:42
Name: Suz My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: 11 How did you find this place?: linked from IUP page How did you get past security?: good looks and charm
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: I am the killer (and a pacifist) How many Oz books have you read?: "The Wizard of Oz" counts, right? What is your favorite quote?: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

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04/06/98 01:29:14
Name: kris10k My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: 11 How did you find this place?: IUP Honors College link How did you get past security?: hacked in
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: in my personal hades (AP English 11) How many Oz books have you read?: n/a (sorry!) What is your favorite quote?: "All that I see or seem is but a dream within a dream." -Edgar Allan Poe

Comments:
I luv They Might Be Giants. They are nerdy in a cute way. "Don't Let's Start" is my traffic theme song. It really makes other people cringe :0) If you get a chance, e-mail me back w/ a convincing arguement to go to IUP's honors college


04/05/98 11:04:08
Name: Lady Dravene My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: 47? How did you find this place?: uh..you signed my guestbook and called mky page disturbing *pout* How did you get past security?: with my handy dandy switchblade =]
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: n the gutter at Roselands with Monica Lewenski What is your favorite quote?: "a man may commit suicide in self defence" - Kahlil Gingam (i think)!

Comments:
well hello hello..sorry my page is so disturbing..i like your page however..the oz stuff...and you have very nice taste in music =] tmbg rewlz! well..um...lates =] [ sorry if this pic doesnt work =\ ]


04/03/98 19:37:30
Name: Bonji My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: That's considered a very rude gesture in Keringi, Namibia. How did you find this place?: I have a link to your page on mine. How did you get past security?: They know not to trifle with me
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: Invalid Question. Year unspecified. How many Oz books have you read?: Exactly none, but I believe I may have seen one in the Library. What is your favorite quote?: A murmur ran through the room. "Damn!", exclaimed the man with the gun. "I thought I got that one!"

Comments:
Well - I had so much red tape to cut through to get here that I forgot what I was going to say. Oh well. Hope you had a happy spring break.


03/27/98 17:50:23
Name: bond67 My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: 999 How did you find this place?: god told me How did you get past security?: bribed the guards
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: mars What is your favorite quote?: redrum

Comments:
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


03/20/98 04:05:15
Name: Your Almighty God My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: hey! I see that! Well screw you too! How did you find this place?: I clicked on the URL in your sig on an alt.tv.simpsons posting.... How did you get past security?: Oh.... wouldn't you like to know!
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: You can prove nothin' How many Oz books have you read?: Oz? What is your favorite quote?: "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. It owes you nothing; it was here first." - Mark Twain

Comments:
Nice site, but whats with the bright green background? No, I'm not going to sign both guestbooks... one is enough.


01/24/98 02:25:15
Name: foggy My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: which kind? How did you find this place?: it found me How did you get past security?: I didn't--and consequently, I'm very insecure
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: At the Easter Party, of course How many Oz books have you read?: I don't have to read them, I absorb them by Ozmosis What is your favorite quote?: "It's not that I don't trust you, William Tell, it's just that I've

Comments:
I'll give you six reasons why you should visit the Foggy Conferences: Wonder Flea Marvel Louse Super Seed Fountain Head Oval Teen Spider Veins


01/16/98 19:20:54
Name: Tara My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: 1025 How did you find this place?: you signed my guestbook How did you get past security?: my friend went into convulsions and I snuck in
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: I was in the magical land of Narnia How many Oz books have you read?: er none What is your favorite quote?: I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Comments:
grovvy page man...me like lots and lots...especially the TMBG quotes..too funny...yeah okay....that's it, I going now...


01/13/98 03:23:00
Name: Damian My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How did you find this place?: clicked on the URL in your signature in alt.music.tmbg How did you get past security?: I told them I was a friend of the drummer. Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: I was at school.
What is your favorite quote?: NA

Comments:
Cool interpretations of the TMBG songs. I also liked the page of quotes as you quoted heavily from my 2 favorite books "Alice in Wonderland" and "Through the Looking Glass". Not only that but its nice to know that I'm not the only person who likes TMBG an Weird Al. Keep up the good work.


01/11/98 18:45:46
Name: Dad My Email: Email Me
How did you find this place?: Your mom gave me the address How did you get past security?: I beamed aboard
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: In 1977, I was waiting for you to be born!! What is your favorite quote?: "If you think that a humor column written by an accountant is not an oxymoron, then you probably don't know what 'oxymoron' means." - me, in Dave Barry-emulation mode

Comments:
Nate, one of my images of your future career was as a comedian, but I admit I did not at that time envision the Internet as your medium. I had more of a Steve Martin routine in mind: you playing the guitar and harmonica and singing your Tom Lehrer-like s ngs, interspersed with humorous commentary.


01/07/98 23:43:08
Name: Spinelli My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: 40 zillion How did you find this place?: A little coffee bean told me. How did you get past security?: I ordered the cranberries to attack them.
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: Pretending to be a Buddhist nun so I can go to China and take over. How many Oz books have you read?: 27 What is your favorite quote?: More COFFEE for me boss, cause I'm not as MESSED UP as I want to be!

Comments:
Great page! It is now officially one of Spinelli's bookmarks! The cranberries and coffee beans also have neato comments about your page. It is neato torpedo! Squiggles! Happy! Smiley! Squiggles, Spinelli :-)


01/05/98 17:02:22
Name: Aleigh My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: three How did you find this place?: the magic fairies told me to go here How did you get past security?: a fake mustache and purple toupee of course
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: In my own little world which I live in every day How many Oz books have you read?: more than you'll ever know What is your favorite quote?: So why would you care to get out of this place, you and me and all our friends, such a happy human race~Dave Matthews Band

Comments:
:-) great page. Come see mine sometime and say hi!


12/06/97 16:49:33
Name: Spamdini My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: One. And it's not a very polite one How did you find this place?: I searched for vovat off Geocities How did you get past security?: I used my Spam powers
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: Shooting JFK How many Oz books have you read?: Is that the one Judy Garland? What is your favorite quote?: May the Spam be with you (except when you P.O. me. Then it ain't with you at all)

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one's around to hear it, will the world come to an end? Yes


12/06/97 16:47:14
Name: Bella the Wondermouse My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: 2.7 How did you find this place?: you signed my guestbook a million and a half years ago, and my primodial ancestors made it part of my genetic code How did you get past security?: After performing the ritual Water Dance of the Eponymous, I smothered the guards with their own hairpieces and used my Cracker Jacks secret decoder ring
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: My comrade the Wench and I were battling the Mangoes of Destruction (very distantly related to the Grapes of Wrath and the Bananas of Avarice). The dwarfs were no help at all, but in the end w conquHow many Oz books have you read? How many Oz books have you read?: 3 or 4 (and always have been meaning to get to more) What is your favorite quote?: "Tu gestas mei cunniculum." - Latin phrase meaning "You are wearing my rabbit."

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Halloo, Nathan! I've been meaning to get in here and write something silly for quite a long time, but my reserves of absurdness have been at low ebb recently. Thank you for signing my guestbook many moons ago. I really do like your page - for I am a Tom Lehrer fan m'se f! (Some of my favorite songs: Alma, Pollution, New Math, Smut -- My family owns of number of his records.) Oz books I also like and Weird Al is keen (my computer now plays the Yoda song, as well as Amish Paradise, and a very bad version of Chicken Pot ie). Be seeing you 'round, Emily Duncan, the Icelandic Bandmaiden


12/05/97 20:12:02
Name: Skekkie the Indeterminate My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: 5 or maybe 23 How did you find this place?: it's maaaaaaagick... How did you get past security?: fucked if I know
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: honestly, Officer, I was helping the sheep over the fence! How many Oz books have you read?: 47 What is your favorite quote?: What is New Zealand, Alex?

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There, now, many months later, I, too, have signed _your_ guestbook. DOntcha feel special?


12/05/97 17:37:48
Name: Bea Premack My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me How did you find this place?: Ozzy Digest
How many Oz books have you read?: 3 Oz plus Sky Istand, Sea Fairies, Animal fairy Tales, Master Key, Mother Goose in Prose What is your favorite quote?: all of Master Key

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I am looking up Oz sites to then refer them to our education committee, to then put them in our education brochure for teachers and students to browse. I tried to find oocities.com/Area51/Dimensions//9619 and oocities.com/Athens/Parthenon/6641 and could not get either of them...do you have a clue to help me get them? Thanks Bea


11/01/97 16:43:10
Name: Bob My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: none How did you find this place?: Ozzy digest How did you get past security?: fake i.d.
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: hiding under the covers How many Oz books have you read?: 14 Baum's, 1 Thompson, Wicked witch, Glass Cat, Rewolf What is your favorite quote?: I didn't do it!

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Great site!


10/23/97 03:16:57
Name: FancyPants My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: the question is which.. How did you find this place?: easily How did you get past security?: look there, it's Elvis...!
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: i wasn't How many Oz books have you read?: Ozzy Osborn's ? What is your favorite quote?: "death to the mortals !"

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it's allways a pleasure to find out there are other TMBG fans out there (although we are all giks..)


10/19/97 15:16:53
Name: There are those who call me... Tim (but my real name is Elitza) My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: 17 How did you find this place?: TMBG mailing list How did you get past security?: I'd tell you, but I'd have to then do to you what I did to them, and you most likely wouldn't enjoy it either
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: It hasn't come around yet How many Oz books have you read?: 5, I think (it's been a while) What is your favorite quote?: "Just mind your p's and q's buster, and remember who you're dealing with" -Ferris Bueller's Day Off

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Nice page. Cool to find someone who likes Oz *and* tmbg (and admits to it :o) I can't say whether it looks good or not because I can't see images (lucky Lynx usinsg gal that I am) Come visit me at my page. I promise you won't regret it..


10/15/97 14:59:19
Name: bob My URL: Visit Me
How did you find this place?: bad luck Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: at home
What is your favorite quote?: you dont fart aruond with love

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10/10/97 20:01:26
Name: deputy constable london My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: one bad one How did you find this place?: yer ol' lady How did you get past security?: very carefully
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: celebrating your birthday!!! How many Oz books have you read?: do comics count? What is your favorite quote?: "old age and treachery will win out over youth and enthusiasm every time..."

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tell mom to get back to work!!!


10/06/97 02:29:12
Name: Tracie My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How did you find this place?: You signed my guestbook after saying that you wouldn't. How did you get past security?: Can't tell you. Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: Privately celebrating the holy day of Nathaness
How many Oz books have you read?: Only one, sorry to say What is your favorite quote?: "The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time." -Bertrand Russell

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You wanted me to pick ONE quote? Do you know who my roommate is??? I bet she MADE you visit my page, huh? Well,thanks for visiting anyway. Someday when I have A LOT of time I'll explore your page. YOU have WAY too much time on your hands. I like to SH UT WAY too much. See you later!


10/04/97 02:03:26
Name: amy. You're reading this over my shoulder My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: two? How did you find this place?: Tracie's guestbook How did you get past security?: My Icard works in the door
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: Probably here. I made you a card last year, didn't I? Did I? I thought I might've. How many Oz books have you read?: the first chapter of the first one, I didn't get to finish. What is your favorite quote?: "Don't think of it as an eighth note, think of it as a really really really short whole note." --Dr. Jack Stamp

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This was a fun thing to fill out! YAY! -----amym


10/04/97 01:00:36
Name: Nathan My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me
How many fingers am I holding up?: 27 How did you find this place?: It's my place, stupid. How did you get past security?: They work for me.
Where were you on the eighteenth of November?: I can't remember. What's so important about 18 November? How many Oz books have you read?: A lot What is your favorite quote?: "I'm having a wonderful time, but I'd rather be whistling in the dark." (Well, it might not be my favorite, but I like it.)

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Just testing.


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