1. If you were to be stranded on a planet inhabited by giant lobster-like beings, and could only bring one type of fruit, what type would you bring?
2. If you could be stranded on a desert island with any type of undead, which type would it be?
3. If you had the choice of being buried alive at a crossroads or having your head cut off by someone with a battle-axe, which one would you choose, and why?
4. Why is the world in love again? Why are we marching hand in hand? Why are the ocean levels rising up?
5. What kind of insect would you prefer to eat with your breakfast cereal? Also, what kind of cereal would taste best with that insect?
6. When angels dance on the head of a pin, what kind of dance do they perform?
7. What would you wear to an exhibition of invisible man-eating zombie llamas?
8. If a tree falls in the forest and claps one hand, what colour is the sound that is produced?
9. How many eggs make up a pound?
10. What colour of nail polish would be the best to wear when invoking a goddess to rescue you from a colony of man-eating mountain monks?
11. How much more ridiculous can these questions possibly become?
12. If you were going to hold a dinner party for five deities, which deities would you invite, and what kind of pasta would you serve?
13. How many pairs of shoes does the average necromancer keep in his wardrobe?
14. If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, how many fig bars would you eat?
15. What song would you sing to a winged demon who had just arrived in this dimension during a rip in the fabric of space-time?
16. Would you be willing to be fed to a giant spider if it would save some planet of which you've never heard from destruction?
17. In what shape would you make a device capable of destroying the Earth, and where would you keep it?
18. What kind of tree would you place in the yard of an enchanted bungalow?
19. If you were to decorate a torture chamber, what sort of wallpaper would you use?
20. What does death smell like?
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