| 10. |
Get assigned as Luke's wingman or tail (See Biggs, Dak, Hobbie...). |
| 9. |
The only words you're aloud to speak are "HHHHHyyyyyuuuuuhhhhh" or
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!". |
| 8. |
Small moon mysteriously appears over "hidden" base. |
| 7. |
Told that Wampa's are just bigger, friendlier Ewoks. |
| 6. |
Assigned to fly an X-Wing and your name's not Luke or Wedge. |
| 5. |
Tired of getting "A bad feeling about this". |
| 4. |
Keep getting assigned to cleaning out the Tauntaun pen... |
| 3. |
Disappointed because you couldn't vote in the last imperial election
because you never stay in one place long enough to claim residency. |
| 2. |
Instead of fighting the "tyranny of the Empire" reduced to fighting
the not quite as menacing Dark James' (Sorry, newsgroup inside joke!). |
| 1. |
Tired of taking orders from someone who should be the main course at
a seafood restaurant. |
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