| 11. |
You always have to see Slave 1 in your rearview
mirror. |
| 10. |
You might lose your ship in a Sabacc game. |
| 9. |
You might forget which forged ID you just used. |
| 8. |
You don't like having a slug (Jabba) for a boss. |
| 7. |
The long hours. |
| 6. |
You're always in debt. |
| 5. |
The enemy might know a few maneuvers too. |
| 4. |
You might be allergic to your 7'3 walking carpet
bodyguard (in other words, a Wookie) |
| 3. |
You hate people like Greedo. |
| 2. |
The spaceports stink. |
| 1. |
If you drop your shipment, you might get encased
in carbonite. |
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