| 10. |
In real life, Teachers are dumb, In Star Wars: Yoda (Need I say more?) |
| 9. |
In real life, there are flash lights and swords, but in Star Wars,
you get 2 in 1 |
| 8. |
In real life, some religions require you to go to church, in Star Wars,
hokey religions give you the ability to move things with your mind. |
| 7. |
In real life, you do work in school, in Star Wars, you play with lightsabres
all day. |
| 6. |
In real life, you ride in a car at 60 mph. In Star Wars, you fly at
.6 past lightspeed. |
| 5. |
In real life, we wonder if there is life on Mars, in Star Wars, they
wonder what Luke's kids would look like if he married a Noghri. |
| 4. |
In real life, we call people on the phone, in Star Wars, holograms. |
| 3. |
In real life, you kill one, it's a tragedy, one million, a statistic,
in Star Wars, they up the ante to ten billion.(If your lost at this one,
then just think Death Star) |
| 2. |
In real life, the bigger your foot, the bigger, well, never mind, in
Star Wars, everyone's shwartz is the same size. (Spaceballs, people) |
| 1. |
In real life, incest is illegal in 48 of the 50 states, in Star Wars,
brother and sister can make out, and no one seems to care. I'm not so sure
thats an improvement, but if that's your thing. (I shudder at the thought!) |
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