| 10. | When the remote control is lost, you stare at the T.V. trying to use The Force to turn it on. |
| 9. | While watching the Trilogy, you get a sudden urge to makeout with your sister. |
| 8. | When a cop asks for your license and registration, you make a gesture with your hand and explain that he "Doesn't need to see your identification." |
| 7. | You take flashlight tag a little too seriously. |
| 6. | You spend $500 on a replica thermal detonator. |
| 5. | You've watched the Trilogy so many times that you can translate Chewbacca's growls. |
| 4. | You threw yourself into a pit of lava in hopes that the doctor would make you wear a suit like Darth Vader's in order to stay alive. |
| 3. | You spend half of your life building a web site dedicated to the Trilogy. |
| 2. | You spend the other half of your life making a life size X-Wing. |
| 1. | You spend the third half of your life making a fully operational lightsaber. |