| 10. |
Unlike some
army we could mention, the Rebels understood the concept of camouflage |
| 9. |
We're just crazy
enough to throw snub-fighters against a Battle Station! |
| 8. |
The Empire kicks
out free-thinkers and individuals; the Alliance makes them Generals! |
| 7. |
Our droids are
programmed to lie to Stormtroopers |
| 6. |
ALL our ships
have shields |
| 5. |
When our fleet
started getting blasted into oblivion...we moved closer! |
| 4. |
Imperials live
in air-conditioned bunkers and space stations. Rebels live in jungles,
glaciers, deserts... |
| 3. |
Rebels consider
5 to 1 odds against them good! |
| 2. |
Our commander
isn't some shriveled old man in a dress |
| 1. |
We never got
our butts kicked by teddy bears! |
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