| 10. |
Get ordered to go chase the Millenium Falcon. |
| 9. |
Get promoted to Star Destroyer Captian after commander "mysteriously"
kicks the bucket. |
| 8. |
Life Insurance for Tie Pilots just too expensive. |
| 7. |
When out with friends, can never pick up the good looking women cause
you can't see out of the stupid helmet. |
| 6. |
Tired of having the Emperor making you dance just by twitching his
fingers. |
| 5. |
Find out Stormtrooper armor really made out of paper mache' (sp?). |
| 4. |
Tired of having the Emperor making you dance just by twitching his
fingers. |
| 3. |
You here someone say "Ah, flying through an asteriod field ain't all
that bad". |
| 2. |
When promised you would see the galaxy if you joined the imperial Navy
didn't know they meant going to Tatooine. |
| 1. |
Three words: Vader's sparring partner. |
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