Denubian Galaxy Rocks Off -Prologue

"Aw come on Tamy! This is so mental!"
"Shhhhhh! It's ringing!"
The majority of the Sexy Scribes were all crowded around the harem telepone
in the living room. Having nothing better to do (poker was getting old and
the man slaves were having their yearly "cough" exams by Dr. Sarah) the
scribes decided to start making prank phone calls. Tamy who suggested the
idea was on the phone with the Doom Pharmacy.
Tamy: "Ah yes I was wondering if you had Prince Albert in a can" (pause)
"Don't tell me you don't know what Prince Albert is!!! "You moron! It's not a
person its a Tobacco! (pause) AW FORGET IT!" (Tamy slams down the phone and
the scribes start hysterically laughing)
Michelle: Your dumb luck Tam that you get someone who doesn't know what
Prince Albert is!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tamy: Figures! Dom, you go next.
Dom: Alrighty! Watch a pro at work!
Dom picks up the phone and dials any 7 digit combo. The phone rings twice and
then a man picks up the other end.
Dom: " Good evening sir, i was wondering....ah no.....no it's not that I'm
shy....yeah I've tried that......and that....EEEWWWW GROSS! I'm not that open
minded! (she slams the phone on the receiver)
Dom: (shudders) No fair! I wanna try again!
Jenn: No way! I'ts my turn! (Jenn takes the phone and dials)
Jenn: Hi! I was wondering if your refrigerator was running! (the scribes
groan at the mention of this corny prank!) "whats a refrigerator?" "you gotta
be kidding me!" "never mind!"
Gina: "note to self, next time we do pranks, lets do them on Earth! At least
people there have a clue as to what the hell we're talking about!
Tammy: "duly noted!" "Hey, someone is knocking on the harem door"
Dom: "I'll get it!" (Dom runs to open the harem door)
Dom: HEY! It's our good friend CRAP!
Carp: IT'S CARP YOU BIMBO!!!!!!!
Dom: "Like it matters"
Carp: "I am announcing that King Zarkon is on is way to the harem to make an
announcement!"
part 2 follown!
DomDes

Denubian Galaxy Rocks Off Prologue cont'd!

"GOOD EVENING LADIES!"
King Zarkon walked into the harem eyeing with greedy, horny eyes all the
Scribes. He walked up to Tamy and attempted to grab himself a big patch of
rear. Tamy kick him in the shin and ran behind the sofa! While Zarkon was
grabbing his knee, the other Scribes followed Tamy and kept the sofa between
them and fish man!
Zarkon straightened up and scowled at the harem
Zarkon: "insolent wench" " I should feed you to a roebeast for that!"
Tamy: " wah wah wah! yadda, yadda, yadd, yadda!" your singing an old tune!
Zarkon was about to open his mouth to say something, but then thought against
it. Instead he put a big grin on his face and made his announcement.
Zarkon:" ladies, I wanted you to know that in a week, there will be a huge
concert on Ri-za. Alot of popular acts will be there. The most famous names
in the galaxy!
Michelle: That is so cool! But why tell us?
Zarkon: Well because I wanted to see the looks on your faces when I told you
that the concert was completely SOLD OUT!
As much as the Scribes tried to hide it, look after look of dissapointment
came to their beautiful faces. Gina was first to find her voice.
Gina: You stink Zarkon! I don't just mean your funny smell, I mean for not
telling us! Expect vengeance from us!
Zarkon: Easy ladies! I also came to invite you to the concert I'm giving here
on Doom tommorow! I just conquered a planet called Haz-bin and I came across
a village of muscians! They will be playing for the people of Doom! Of course
all are invited! It's too bad Lotor is away on a mission! He's gonna miss it!
Till tommorow ladies! (Much to the delight of the Scribes, Zarkon leaves the
harem)
Jenn: Wow that smell really does linger after he leaves! whew!
Dom: I don't trust him. I mean why is he so giving all of a sudden? There has
to be something to it. He's probably gonna group kidnapp us AGAIN!
Michelle: yeah i don't trust him either, but i am curious to see who's gonna
be at the concert. Since we're gonna miss the big one on Ri-za, why not
check this one out?
Jenn: I'm for it, but lets stay on our toes and carry our pepper spray.
Tamy: I'm game! Lets do it!
Next part comin
DomDes

Denubian Galaxy Rocks Off 1

The time is 7pm. All of the Scribes are in the bathroom getting ready for the
Doom Haz-bin concert tonite at 8. Lipstick, mascara and foundation are all
being applied with the greatest of care. What was suspicion of the concert
has now turned into full fledged excitement. The girls are all busy trying to
guess who will be the acts.

Dom: I say its Duran Duran! They kick ass! I love Simon!
Tammy: yeah! I wanna hear Save a Prayer! I got my lighter ready!
Jenn: Well all I have to say that Subversion better be there! If not, THERE
WILL BE HELL TO PAY!!!!
Gina: No way! It's gonna be Bono girl! U2 RULES! (starts singing Sunday
Bloody Sunday)
Samara: Oh yeah! It is David Bowie.
Michelle: It's got to be TLC!
Dom: Aw shut up! come on lets' go. It's time to see Duran Duran!
Well that started a whole other round of "no, its gonna be", so by the time
the scribes made it to the concert it was 7:55pm. The scribes, being who
they were, had front row seats. This just added to the excitement.
Jenn: My John is gonna be so close to me!
Dom: you mean my Simon...
Gina: uh excuse me, its Bono
Samara: your talking about David right?....
Suddenly the lights go down and the Doom audience start cheering. The Scribes
are on their feet! The drape goes down on the stage and a voice says....
hahaha! part 2 comin
DomDes

[DenubianTales] Denubian Galaxy Rocks Off---Finale Part 1A

Dom asked me to help out with coming up with an ending for her story Denubian Galaxy Rocks off...and well...this is what resulted!! We hope you enjoy!!


Cheers went up through the auditorium, as the curtain began to rise. The
Scribes arguing furiously over who the first act would be. Like the ladies
that inhabited Castle Doom, their musical tastes were just as wide and
diverse as their personalities.
"DURAN DURAN!!!!!" Dom screamed out.
"Sarah Mcloughin!!" Sarah said, raising her voice slightly.
"Mindless Faith!!" Jenn said, clutching a picture to her chest. "Or
maybe...Apoptygma Berzerk or Sisters of Mercy...at least as an opening act
for Mindless Faith...."
"Duran Duran!!" insisted Dom.
"Ricky Martin!!!!" Michelle, Devana, and Maeve screamed.
"Brittany Spears!!" Allura shouted, causing everyone to turn and give her
the evil eye.
"WHAT?!?" Allura pouted. "I happen to like Brittany Spears!!"
Lotor was quick to jump to her defense. "Me too!!" In actuality, the
prince had no idea who this Brittany person was, but he figured Allura had to
have good taste.
"SHHHHH!!" Hissed Samara. "It's starting!!"
A hush fell throughout the huge, stadium sized room. Expectant eyes
turned to the stage, traveling up the figure of a conservatively dressed man,
yellow skin, light brown pouffy hair, and wide grin. "Hello!!!!" He shouted,
his voice echoing throughout the room with mic feedback, causing all to
cringe. "I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such events as Save the
Sand People 2999' and Feed a Slave Aid but today..I'm here to talk about
something more important...MUSIC!!" He made fancy gestures with his
fingertips, trying to give his words more import through hand punctuation.
"It unites a world..nay a galaxy through...."
"Boring!!" shouted Michelle, and threw her soda towards the stage.
"Get on with it!!" Hissed Tamy.
"We want Duran Duran!!" Dom shouted.
"NOOOO!!" Maeve protested!! "Ricky!! It has to be Ricky!!"
"And without further ado...." Troy wisely choice to cut his speech short,
in the face of this unruly crowd. "I present to you....our first
act........ABBA!!"
Abba band members ran out. "Thank you Denubian!!" Shouted the lead
singer. "It's great to be here!!" The band seemed oblivious of the booing.
"What the F&&**?!?"{ cursed Dom.
"I want my money back!!" Michelle snapped.
"Um....we didn't pay any money, remember...?" said Rosemary.
"Actually Lotor's footing the bill...." Samara reminded them.
"This blows!!" Maeve said, debating on attacking the organizers of this
event.
"What a colossal waste of my time!!" Gina snarled.
"YEAH!!" agreed Jenn. "We could have been breaking in some new male
slaves instead of listening to this, this dribble!!"
"Um...calm down guys..." Tamy said, still holding out for....(?). "This
might just be the opening act...you know the warm up?!"
"YEAH!!" Allura said, in her most perky voice. "They're just saving the
best for last!!" Her eyes got all dreamy. "Brittany!!"
"Uh-huh....whatever...." grumbled the others, settling back in their
seats. Lotor watched ABBA perform in quiet fascination. This is what
Earthling music was?!? He couldn't believe it! Though their costumes and
gyrating motions were entertaining, he couldn't stand their songs. He sighed.
It was going to be a long night...
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"Ice Ice Baby!!" He finished with a flourish, getting one lone female
scream from somewhere in the audience. "Thank You!!" Vanilla Ice said
enthusiastically, just before a tomato smacked him in the forehead. He wisely
chose to exit the stage. Roadies quickly hurried out to set up for the next
act.
"That does it..." Dom said standing up. "I am so outta here!!"
"Where are you going?!?" Allura demanded. "You're going to miss
Brittany!!" She was stubbornly refusing to give up on her singing heroine.
"I'll live..." Dom said dryly.
"What about Duran Duran?!" Rosemary asked. "They might still show..."
"Like that'll happen..." Dom gave a humorless laugh. "Look, I'm just
going for some fresh air. Anyone want to come with?!"
"I will!!" Michelle eagerly stood up. "I don't think my ears can take
much more of this..."
"Urgh...Me neither....!!" Sammie stood up. "Page us if any real talent
shows up!!"
"Their loss!" Allura sighed. "But their gonna miss Brittany!!"
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Totally depressed, the three Scribes wander around aimlessly, glancing at
the bland and boring items the vendors had for sale. "This is sooooooo lame!"
Dom howled. "Even the concessions stands suck!! LOOK!! They don't have any
decent bands on T-shirts!!" Her eyes flashed with rage."THIS SUCKS BIG TIME!"
Michelle rubs her forehead, feeling a headache coming on."I know! I know"
She sighed. "There has to be something more to this! I have this icky feeling
about the whole thing!"
"I agree" Samara interjected. "This whole concert reeks of fish!"
"Who is responsible for this place?!?" snarled Dom, kicking at the stand that
had an assortment of Barney the Dinosaur items. "Barney sings Rock
indeed...I'm surprised my eardrums didn't start bleeding....!!"
"They had some good bands..." Sammie pointed out.
"Like who?!?" Dom demanded.
"Okay...okay....I see your point..." Sammie agreed. "Though ABBA was
good...."
"I guess...." Dom pouted.
"Hey!! Kiss action figures!!" Michelle exclaimed, eyes wide in interest.
"COOL!!" Dom said. Her eyes lit up..."WOAH!! Music memorphrobilia
nirvana!!" She hurried towards the booth. "YOU GUYS!! They've got
EVERYTHING!!" She eagerly began snatching things up. "I want this, and this,
and this.....ooooh!! Gotta have that!! Must have this...oooooh, I'll look
divine in this...where did I put Lotor's charge card..."
Michelle and Samara hurried over to Dom's side. Her arms were loaded with
Duran Duran items, from leather jackets, to autographed framed photos, to
cups, books, even stuffed dolls of the band members!!
"That's gonna cost a fortune!!" Samara exclaimed in shock.
"Lotor can handle it!!" Dom said, slamming the credit card down on the
counter. "Ring 'em up!!" She ordered.
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Meanwhile the rest of the harem has had to endure one bad act after
another. New Kids on the Block, Milli Vanilla...relatives of famous people,
even Jar Jar Binks came out to sing the Blues!!
"And now..." Troy's voice boomed enthusiastically. "Are you ready to
welcome ... onto our stage, and into your hearts..."
"Not bloody likely..." muttered Gina.
"....making their galaxy wide, debut...."
"Oh, now I know this is gonna suck!!" Moonie sighed, rubbing her temples.
"Does anyone have any advil...?"
"Here...." Sarah handed her some pills. "I used most of them up trying to
get through the last six acts!!"
"What did he say the name was?!?" Tamy said wide eyed. It couldn't
be....
"Like I was actually paying attention!!" scoffed Maeve. The others were
quick to agree.
"Does it really matter?" Devana asked. "They're gonna suck no matter what
their name is....."
"DENUBIAN!!" A new voice echoed, as Troy literally fell off the stage. A
boot quickly pulled back into the curtains. "Are you ready to ROCK!!"
"ROCK!!!!"
"Are you ready to ROLL!!!!!"
"ROLL!!!"
"Are you ready to...."
"Die of extreme boredom!!" shouted Gina, rolling her eyes.
"GROOVE!!"
The audience went wild, as an explosion of fireworks went off, some of
the most high tech devices in the galaxy, awesome array of colors and
designs. An awesome guitar riff was heard, as smoke bellowed across the
stage. The curtain parted, to reveal hooded figures.
"I got to kick it with yall!!" The man screamed, as mutilcolored
spotlights danced across the stage, and more fireworks went off. Magic seemed
to touch the hooded figures, as whirling motes of starlight danced over them,
cleanly disintegrating the hoods, to reveal......
"ZARKON!!" Lotor and the Scribes screamed in horror.
"Oh Gawd no!!" Tamy said. "I did hear Troy say Zarkon and the
Papooites!!"
Grinning, dress in leather lingerie (ala Tim Curry's Rocky horror show
getup) Zarkon leered into the crowd, soaking up the cheers of adoration.
Behind him stood the Papooites, Romelle, Corral, and Hagger, each in scantily
clad vinyl contraptions shaking and grooving into their microphones. Hagger
even sported a neon green wig, short and curly, with ridiculous polka dot
bowties in it!!
On each side of the pappooittes, grinning and strumming away on
instruments, was Mum-ra, and Vegeta. "VEGETA!!!!" Maeve screamed
enthusiastically, and threw her black satin bra onto the stage. Unfortunately
Zarkon picked it up, and inhaled deeply. "Lovely..." He murmured, causing
Maeve's face to whiten.
Zarkon turned his attention onto the Scribes. "Ah my groupies!!"
"Get real Fish Freak!!" Tamy shouted.
"This first song..." Zarkon ignored Tamy's protest. "Is dedicated to
some very special ladies..." He leered at the stoned face Scribes. "Ones with
some unusually special talents...." Mum-ra and Vegita began a few notes, that
the back up band quickly picked up. "What cha got to do..." Zarkon crooned.
"Gotta do!!" cooed the Papooiettes.
"Is WHIP IT!!" He gave a meaningful look at the harem. "And whip it
GOOD!!"
"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!" His Papooiettes echoed.
In dumbfounded silence, Lotor's harem sat there, listening to Zarkon
sing through Devo's song, badly mangling the lyrics up. When he finished,
Tamy stood up "That's it!! I'm leaving!!"
"We all are!!" Lotor said, standing up.
"But..." Allura protested.
He jerked her to her feet. "Father, you can continue to make a fool of
yourself ... however we won't be here to watch...."
"We've got much better things to do!!" Tamy smirked out him. "Though
I'm sure the tabloids will have a field day with this!! BYYYYYYYEEEEEEE!!"
"Au contraie!!" Zarkon smirked, and made a gesture. Loyal fans pushed
Lotor, Allura and Tamy back down into their seats. "You can't leave just
yet..." He chuckled. "Not when you have..." He paused dramatically.
"The best seats in the house!!" Zarkon laughed, and hit a button on his
microphone. "Third row center...excellent....."
To their horror, metal bands burst through the chairs leather, strapping
their ankles and legs down, an iron band slapping across their waist. "I love
a captive audience!!" chuckled Zarkon, just before he broke out into, "I'm
too Sexy......!!"
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To Be Concluded!!
Michelle
M.O.E. and P.O.P.

[HaremTales] Denubian Galaxy Rocks Off---Finale Part 1B

After a quick stop in the parking lot, depositing all of Dom's Duran
Duran goodies into the huge cruiser known throughout the galaxy as the Scribe
mobile, the three scribes returned to the stadium. Reluctant to return to
their seats, they continue to hang out the arena, hoping perhaps to pick up a
cute roadie boyfriend, or maybe score tickets to an actual concert. Really
they were just killing time, when they spotted the backstage entrance.
"Guys we have GOT to try and get backstage!" Dom was ecstatic with
excitement. "I've always wanted to get backstage at a concert!!!"
"WHAT?!?" Michelle exclaimed in disbelief.
"WHY?!?" demanded Samara. "I mean...." She gave Dom a puzzled look. "Do
you really wanna get backstage at this particular concert?"
"Why not?" Dom said nonchalantly. "I've always wanted to see what goes on
behind the scenes!!!"
"Erm...." Samara and Michelle frowned at each other.
"Besides, we might find out whose responsible for this music mess!!" Dom
added. "And we can extract some brutal payback!!" She grinned. " And if this
concert really does involve Zarkon then we should investigate a little eh?"
Unsure of her logic, but not really having anything better to do,
Michelle and Samara agreed. They sashayed past a long line of people arguing
with the bouncer. "If you're not on the list, I can't let you in!!" He
snapped.
"Excuse me..." Dom said, batting her eyes flirtatiously.
"Well hello pretty ladies!!" He grinned at them.
Sammie and Michelle smiled enticingly. "Can we get in....?"
"Well....I would love to let you ladies in...." The bouncer began.
"HEY!!" A blue haired girl shouted. "What do they have that I don't?!"
"Everything!" The bouncer shot back. "But...." He sighed. "I'm not
supposed to let ANYONE in...under strict orders by Mr. Z....."
"Mr. Z?!" Michelle asked. "What's that Z stand for....?"
"Ten to one it's Zarkon...." Sammie whispered in her ear. "I knew this
place stank of fish face!!"
"Oh come on!!" Dom wheedled, running her fingers up the bouncer's arms.
"Please...."
"Well...."
"Let them in Gary!!" An enthusiastic male voiced shouted.
The three scribes brightened, until they saw who it was. A tall blond
man jumped out in font of them, and grabbed Michelle's arm. "YO YO YO BABY!
YOU WANNA KICK IT WITH THE ICE MAN?" Vanilla Ice exclaimed.
"EEEEW!!" Michelle made a face. "What a lame come on!!"
Vanilla Ice ignored her. "Get a picture of me with my fan club....!!" He
grinned. "This is just the thing to pick up my career. Lotor's Scribes dump
him to be my groupies!! Yeah baby, yeah!!"
"Oh God!!" Michelle muttered, mortified. With her free arm, she tried to
cover her face.
"Of all the people in the world to run into!!" Dom stated.
"We should have stayed in the cruiser..." Sammie sighed.
Vanilla Ice tried to put his free arm around Dom's shoulder. Pent up
frustration from the last three hours reached the ultimate boiling point, as
the feisty brunette let out her Xena imitation war cry. "AY YI YI YI!! The
Ice Man's going down!!"
She proceeded to vigorously attack Vanilla Ice, punching and kicking,
making sure to jab her stiletto heels in certain strategic points. Michelle
and Samara set back, enjoying the *floor show*.
"More popcorn?" Michelle asked Sammie.
"Yeah...." Sammie munched down on a mouthful. "It's like watching a
train wreck...you want to look away, but you can't!!!"
"Hey you there!!" A new man, clad in a blue and black pinstripe blazer
came running out. "Stop!! Stop I say!!"
"Make me pencil pusher!!" Dom shouted, shaking a bruised and battered
Vanilla Ice by his shirt's collar.
"Don't hurt the talent!!" The man pleaded.
"I'm not!!" She snapped back.
"Please, please stop!!" He pleaded. "I'll...I'll...let you come
backstage!!"
"Really?!" Dom's eyes grew wide with excitement.
"Honest!!" The man said.
She carelessly dropped Vanilla Ice, latching onto his arm. "Well then
lead the way ace!!"
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Zarkon tortured the harem with many songs, all loaded with innuendoes,
and each dedicated to his special ladies. All were badly mutilated, and sung
slightly off key, though the rest of the audience seemed to eat them up. The
Scribes had to endure listening to Zarkon and his Pappoiiettes croon out "Let
me see that Thong!!!!", "I like Big Butts and I cannot lie!!" and "Let's Get
it on." Unsurprisingly, he ignored Maeve's suggestion of singing "I can't get
no satisfaction."
To Tamy's shock, dismay, and extreme horror, the fish freak sat in her
lap, and sang, "Oh me so horny!!" into her face. Then he hopped back onto the
stage and broke out into, "You give me fever...with your kisses...fever all
through the night...."
"You're so pathetic!!" Tamy shouted, struggling against her bonds.
"You'll do anything to get laid!!"
"This is the stupidest plan yet!!" agreed Gina. "And believe me, you've
come up with some whoppers!!"
"Jellyfish ring a bell!?!" Moonie shouted.
"You should just give it up Weasel Face!!" Jenn snapped. "Face the
facts!! Your penis should go into the treasure vault, along with the rest of
the family jewels, cause you're never gonna get any!!"
Amazingly enough, Zarkon managed to keep his cool. Perhaps it was from
the adoring audience, or the fact that he was winning for once. The only
signs of his anger, was the dark look in his eyes, and slight steam spouting
from his ears. "That's where you're wrong ladies!!" He smirked. "Do you
really think everything I do is about getting laid?"
"YEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!" Tamy retorted. The others shouted similar agreements.
"HA!! And aren't we stuck up!! I do have a galaxy to conquer." Zarkon.
"Man cannot live on sex alone!!"
"You're lucky he doesn't!!" shouted Moonie. "Otherwise you would have
died of sexual starvation a long time ago!!"
"I happen to be quite the ladies man!!" He glared at the Scribes who were
laughing hysterically. "Do you want to hear this or not?!?"
"We have a choice?" Rosemary said, surprised.
"No not really...." Zarkon grinned. "Seeing as you're all here, no one's
here to stop me. SO I guess I can reveal my master plan!!"
"Er Zarkon...." Hagger said, quickly doing a role call of the Scribes in
the audience. She was positive someone was missing.
"Quiet Hagger!!" Zarkon ordered.
"But sire...." She tried again.
"I said shaddup!!" He snapped. "This is my moment in the spotlight!!"
"Okay..." She said, glaring daggers at his back. "If that's the way you
want it...."
"I do!!" He retorted. "Now where was I....ah yes...A galaxy to
rule....through music!!"
"What?!?"
"HA!!"
"LAME BRAIN!!"
"Laugh all you want, but it's working!! Even now, this concert has been
broadcast to all planets, the music seeping into the people's brains, making
them my puppets ... my slaves!!!"
"She-yeah right!!" Maeve snapped. "How come we're not affected then?!"
"I need someone to boast of my glory!!" Zarkon. "Someone to worship me
for my cleverness!!"
"Never gonna happen!!" Tamy stated.
"YEAH!! Sides, this is obviously some kind of setup!!" Jenn said. "What
are they...?" And she nodded at the audience. "Some kind of robots.....?"
"So you want a demonstration...." Zarkon lifted an eyebrow. "One not
only of my power, but of the validity...the mortality of my
subjects...Fine!! YOU!!!!" and he pointed at a young man in the first row.
"Prove your loyalty to me, by....killing yourself!!"
Unfortunately (for Zarkon!!) the young man had nothing on him to commit
suicide with. His face grew frantic, as he searched his pockets, a gun, a
pocket knife, anything that could satisfy his king's request.
But....nothing....With despair, he glanced at his girlfriend, who was digging
through her purse. She turned to offer him her nail file, and was surprise to
see him gone. Him and two gallon sized cup of Dr. Pepper....
The determined young man marched towards the stage, refreshments
clenched in his fist. "What....what are you doing?!?" Zarkon screamed in
panic, as the young man took a firm grip on six or seven electrical cords
that were still plugged in.
"Your wish is my command...." He replied in dull, hypnotized voice.
Gripping the cords firmly, he began spraying himself and the cords with the
soda. Zark, his band, and the Scribes watched in fascinated horror, as sparks
began shooting up and down the young man's body, his hair standing up on end,
and him gyrating wildly. His skin began to change color, when there was a
loud boom, and all the power in the room went out....the restraints snapped
open, and the Scribes were free.
They quickly stood up, and ran into the aisle. "What do we do now?"
Rosemary asked.
"I say we charge him!!" Maeve said enthusiastically.
"Just what I was thinking my dear!!" Lotor said, as a vibrating hum
filled their ears. The light from his Lazon Sword illuminated the area for
three feet in each direction. The scribes all had determined looks on their
faces. Gina and Jenn had their whips at the ready, while Maeve was armed to
the teeth with weaponry. Devana and Allura had pulled out their blasters, and
Tamy was trying to come up with spells that could fend off Hagger.
With a battle cry, Lotor raced towards the stage, flipping neatly
forward to land before his father. He swung at him, the blade moving in a
half arc whirl, heading straight for Zarkon's neck....he managed to duck at
the last second to everyone's disappointment. He tried to do a leg sweep on
Lotor, but Lotor kept his balance. They seemed pretty evenly matched....to
the surprise of everyone gathered!!
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To Be Continued....Concluded!!
Michelle

Denubian Galaxy Rocks Off---Finale Part 1C
"And then, in 2306, MGG, that's MUSIC GOD'S GARGANTUAN, but everyone knows that...." Robby, the black pinstripe, blue blazer wearing executive droned on. "MGG sent an exhibition to the recently inhabited planet Laluta in order to check out rumors of the planet's natural acoustics systems...." Robby gestured at a picture featuring the explorers.
"Great...." Michelle said unenthusiastically.
"Of course, it took them nearly a hundred years to confirm this, but they did." Robby said, oblivious to the girls' boredom. "And in 2525, MGG finally, after lengthy court battles, won the rights to Laluta..."
"Oh...goody..." Dom rolled her eyes. "Home movie slides of their day in court...."
"And in 2679, MGG successfully transplanted the Astrophere Dome, which as I explained earlier, was founded in 2005, on Planet Earth...." Robby continued, obviously having memorized MGG's entire history word by word. "Unfortunately, it was discovered that the building did not make use of the planets acoustics."
"What a pity..." Sammie sighed.
"So, after much testing, they found away around that." Robby said proudly. Not only had he memorized the history....it was apparent he had enjoyed every minute of those lessons! "They knocked down half the building, which was regrettable...."
"Uh-huh..." The trio echoed in bored voices.
"And carved out of Laluta's Melodious Caverns, a building to rival the Astrophere....at least half of it...for it was only half a building made there after all...Ha Ha Ha Ha...." He frowned. "A little jokie there...."
Silence.
"HMPH!!" Robby rolled his eyes. "And with the wonders of architectural technology, the remaining half of the Astrophere was connected to the Cavern!! All this took quite some time, but, it finished about ten years ago."
"Lucky us..." Dom said sarcastically.
"Yes, indeedy!!" Robby grinned. "Just think!! If construction had been delayed, tonight's concert would never have happen!!"
"We could only dream...." Sammie sighed.
"And then of course there was MGG cloning project...brining back primitive Earth's music biggies!! It was quite an extensive process.....blah...blah....blah...blah....blah....blah..." Robby droned endlessly on.
"Geez!!" Dom muttered under her breath. "Doesn't this guy ever shut up?!" She turned to glance at her friends, and saw them glaring daggers at her. "What?!?" She mouthed.
"This is all your fault!!" Hissed Sammie.
"Is not!!" Dom snapped back, joining the duo in a huddle.
"Is too!!" Michelle whispered. "You're the one who had the idea to go backstage!!"
"Like I knew we'd get stuck with Mr. Tour guide freak!!" Dom retorted.
"Well...do something about it!!" Sammie snapped.
"Like what?!" Dom demanded.
"Go medieval on his @$$ like you did with that Ice person!" said Sammie.
"I...I..." Dom stuttered. "Why didn't I think of that....?"
"Um you guys..." Michelle said, pointing at Robby who had kept walking and talking, oblivious to all. He was currently disappearing down a corridor. "I think we could just sneak away."
"Sure, if you wanna do it the easy way...." sniffed Dom.
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"This is the worst date I've ever been on!!" Shouted Allura, firing off blaster shots carelessly.
"Watch it!!" Hissed Devana, as a spotlight nearly fell onto one of the still enthralled, but innocent audience members.
"Oh I deplore violence!!" Allura said, one hand over her eyes, while the other continued to pump at the trigger. "Bloodshed is so...so...Zarkon like!!"
"Yeah?" Maeve said, leaping over some seats to land by the two Voltron force planets. "Well for someone who hates violence and blood, you're sure causing a lot of it!!"
"What!?" Allura screeched, and one of her stray blasts just missed Vegita.
"HEY!!" He shouted angrily. "Watch the hair!!"
"Ha!! It was in sore need of a trim!!" Gina smirked, as she whipped him mercilessly.
"Give me that!" Maeve said, and snatched the blaster from Allura's hands. "Playtime's over!" She expertly emptied out the energy carts, and inserted them into her blaster in 2.0 seconds.
"You got your refills luv?" Sarah asked, dodging a lightening bolt of Mum-ra's.
Maeve nodded, and stood up. "Hey Zarkon!!" A huge grin spread across her face. "Say hello to my little friends!!"
"Earth movie...." Devana explained to Allura.
The blaster bolts bounced harmlessly off Zarkon. "What the?!" demanded Maeve.
"We don't give her cartridges charged to kill!!" Devana replied. "You can see why!" She gestured at the groaning bystanders of Allura's shooting.
"Give it up...." Lotor and Zarkon shouted together, swords.....or in Zarkon's case, guitar, locked together.
"It's over..." Both shouted out again.
"You die today...." They glared at each other.
"Will you..." They blushed.
"Stop staying...." Sweatdrop.
"Could you let me say something!!" Lotor shouted, as Zarkon yelled, "Stop saying what I'm gonna say!!"
"Then stop being so predictable!!" snapped Lotor.
"Kiss my as...." Zarkon snarled at Lotor, who whirled around, in attempt at another head lopping. He missed.....
"BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!" Zarkon bellowed. "You're still a hundred years to young to beat me, boy!!" Thud. Lotor landed a hard right to the fish's face, followed up with an upper cut, an elbow jab to the spine, and a knee blow to the stomach.
"Apparently not!!" Mum-ra laughed, loving to see Hagger's paramour put in his place. "It's just the beheading that's the problem!!"
"Shaddup!!" hissed Zarkon, out of breath. "I have only begun to fight!"
"You lose father!!" Lotor said, slamming the blade of his sword into the stage, a mere inch away from the king's nose.
"HAGGER!!" Zarkon shouted, a tremor in his voice.
"Yes sire!!" She snapped her fingers, and light blinded everyone temporarily. When it cleared, Zarkon was safely away from Lotor, The Papooiettes, Mum-ra, and Vegita standing guard in front of him.
"Time for back up!!" He shouted, and began singing. "Come to me, bally ha...bally ha....come to me...bally ha...kill my foes...bally ha...."
"He has totally lost it..." Tamy said, mouth hanging open.
"O HO HO HO HO!!" Romelle shrieked. "Did you forget? His voice's got the power!!"
"Cower mortals!! Beg for a swift death!!" Mum-ra cackeld.
"GRAND DAD!!" Maeve snapped.
"Sorry child.." Mum-ra hung his head in embarrassment.
"Kill them!!" Zarkon sang. "I command you!!"
"I think not!!" Dom shouted, and swung out Tarzen style on a rope.
"DOM?!?" Lotor and the scribes shouted in surprise.
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Okay, okay!! 1D will be the final part.....pinkie swear!!
Michelle
Mistress of Exclamation Points and Princess of Pleasure!!
Mum-Ra: It's hard be the ultimate in evil when your grandchild's watching.
Maeve goes chibi-fy: Can I take your pyramid out for another spin?! I got a date with Lion-O!
Mum-Ra:GACK!! Denubian Galaxy Rocks Off---Finale Part 1D
"Kill them!!" Zarkon sang. "I command you!!"
"I think not!!" Dom shouted, and swung out Tarzen style on a rope.
"DOM?!?" Lotor and the scribes shouted in surprise.
Da da da da DUN DUN da DUn da Dun...a guitar riff of the Xena Warrior Princess theme was heard. Grinning, legs entwined in the rope, Dom freed one hand to give the victory sign. The Xena theme continued, and Dom kept swinging...right out of sight.
"What was that about?" Corral asked.
Dom swung back, looking a little sheepish, both hands on the rope, as she tried to untangle her legs. She swung out of sight. Loud, angry voices were heard. "Somebody get me off this crazy thing!!" Dom shouted frantically.
"Er....just jump off..." A guy's voice said.
"Can you play Case of the Ex?!" They heard Michelle.
"No, I wanna hear Will sing something." They heard Sammie say.
"You guys are ruining my big entrance!!" Dom again.
"Hey baby...after the show, whadda ya say we go get some drinks?"
"Stop the world, I wanna get off!!" Dom cried as she swung past Zarkon, Lotor, etc.
"Say baby, where you been all my life?"
"Stop this damn thing already!!" Dom shouted, just as her legs untangled from the rope. Landing in an undignified heap, in between the groups of enemies. "OOF!!" The Xena music kept playing. Dom jumped to her feet, flipping her hair casually as if nothing had happened. "Stop..." And still the music played on. "I SAID STOP!!!" BLAMMMMMMM.....the guitarist quickly came to a stop.
The combatants milled on stage uncertainly, their fight briefly forgotten as they tried to come to grips with this scene. Beet red, Dom turned to address them. "Now..."
"That's our cue!!!" Michelle shouted, and ran out onto the stage. "Show's over Banana Brains!!!!" She struck a pose.
"Hit the Road Jack!!" Sammie came running out, and also struck a pose.
"I wasn't ready yet!!" snapped Dom. This was not turning out the way she had planned.
"Are we on yet?" A man stepped out onto the stage.
"Will SMITH!!!" screamed an adoring fan. Sammie batted her eyelashes at him.
Dom sighed. The rest of their group stampeded onto the stage, causing excited gasps to fill the auditorium. Definitely not the way she had planned. Not at all.
"What's going on?" Jenn demanded, tearing her eyes away from the hunks.
"Brittany!!!!" Allura shouted excitedly, and glomped onto her. Brittany just giggled in an airheaded kinda way.
"Would you care to explain.....DOM?!" Lotor ordered.
Dom blinked, suddenly feeling shy as everyone's attention was now focused solely on her. "Well you see...ah...having ditched the pencil pusher, we came upon a"
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"A Doombot!!" Dom exclaimed.
"Technically that's not what they're called...." Sammie pointed out.
"What's it doing here?!" Michelle wondered. "That bucket of bolts is a long way from Doom."
"I told you Zarkon was behind this!!" Dom said.
"It does seem that all evidence is pointing towards him." said Sammie.
"Let's follow it!!" urged Dom.
"I must admit, I am curious to it's comings and goings." replied Sammie.
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"After many twist and turns, and a few close calls, the Doombot arrived at it's location" explained Dom. "Cautiously we approach the room, prepared for anything..."
"Anything that is..." interrupted Michelle. "Except for...."
"Rock Stars!!" Dom exclaimed, and Michelle quickly clamped a hand over her mouth. "SHHH!!" Sammie hissed, nodding meaningfully at the handful of guards.
"What are they doing to them?" Michelle wrinkled her brow. There were many familiar faces....chained to the wall, tubes and wires inserted into their skin, their faces wracked with pain. In the corner, a machine, pulsing with blue light seemed to be sucking the life-force from the people.
"We gotta save them!!" Dom whispered.
"But how?" Sammie asked.
"The ole' fashion way! We kick butt and take names later!!" Dom said confidently.
"Um..." Michelle and Sammie exchanged a look. "But...."
"They outnumber us four to one!!" Sammie pointed out!!
"Ah, their all flesh and blood!" shrugged Dom. "We can take them!"
"But what about the bot?!" Michelle hissed.
"We'll tag team him, no problem!!" Dom said, reaching for her shoe.
"What are you doing?!" Michelle asked.
"I saw this on Xena once!!" Dom said, eyeing the guards speculatively.
"DOM!!" Sammie sighed in exasperation. "You can't expect everything you see on tv to actually work!!"
"This will!!" Dom insisted stubbornly.
"Wait...." Michelle protested. "If it doesn't they'll know we're here!!"
"Time waits for no one!!" Dom said, and slung her shoe in the room.
"Damn!!" Michelle muttered. "There goes the advantage of a surprise attack..."
Like a boomerang, the shoe spun around the room, hitting unhelmeted, and therefore unprotected heads in just the right spot. Since those were Dom's steel toed pumps, they were especially effective, in rendering the guards unconscious.
Michelle and Sammie's jaws dropped.
"That was surprisingly easy...." commented Michelle.
"It was, wasn't it!!" grinned Dom.
"Most illogical." Sammie shook her head.
"Security Breach, Security Breach!!" The Doom Bot shouted, lurching toward the door. "Intruder, intruder!!"
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"Then what happened?" Lotor asked.
"For a doombot, it was surprisingly easy to dismantle." Dom grinned.
"Danger!! Danger Will RObinson!!" Arms flailing, the robot ran right into the contraption. It blew up on impact.
"We would have been here sooner, but we had to wait a bit for them to recover." Explained Sammie.
"Yes, I still feel woozy!!" giggled Brittany.
"With the stars free, Zarkon's power was gone!" Dom grinned.
'huh?!" exclaimed the Scribes.
"See, he was sucking out their music talent..." Michelle said.
"Jinkies!!" exclaimed Tamy. ^_^
"With some of Hagger's magic, he hoped to use music to take over the world." Continued Michelle. "He thought he'd do it covertly...."
"A galaxy wide undercover operation!!" pointed out Dom.
"And it would have worked too!!" Zarkon shouted. "If not for you meddling kids, and your lousy rock stars!!"
"Now now dear..." Hagger said, tugging on Zarkon's arms. "You lost fair and square. Time to call it a day."
"But I don't wanna....." His lower lip trembled.
"Mama knows best!" She insisted pulling him into a portal.
The remaining four villains glance at each other. "They left us!!" screeched Romelle.
"How's that for gratitude!" sniffed Corral.
"Me thinks it's time we beat a hasty retreat...." Mum-ra said, noticing the angry
musicians.
"A most excellent idea." Agreed Vegeta.
"WAIT!!" shouted Gina.
"Aw let 'em go!!" Jenn said. "They won't get too far. 'Sides...." She turned to latch onto the arm of a handsome man. "What cha say about a private performance back at the harem?!"
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Though tempted, the performers decided it was best to go through with the concert here at the Astrophere. After all, the other audience members had spent quite a handsome amount of cash for this event. Besides, how could they refuse Bob who had survived electrocution, just so he could hear Duran Duran play? After some quick medical treatment from Sarah, and a few rounds of songs from the Scribes, the band members felt up to performing. And Bob was quite lucky to come out with just some minor burn wounds.
Many songs were played, and the concert lasted almost three days. Some interesting hook ups between Scribes and stars occurred, most notably Samara and Will Smith. Lotor showed interest in Brittany Spears, considering making her a lower harem woman, as she fell well below the criteria of Scribehood. (Not a single coherent brain cell in there!) He quickly changed his mind, when he noticed several Scribes really into the male stars. And when he saw Allura swooning over Ricky's body shake move, he decides it might be better to leave the musicians behind. Experience with Jenn had thought him it was too hard to compete with musicians for sole position in his ladies hearts. Though that didn't stop some from sneaking a few one night stands with the beau's of their choice!
Lotor also learned a few things about Earth music. Mainly that he enjoyed it, and it inspired him to try some things out. TLC inspired Lotor to give each and everyone of his ladies, "The Red Light special" when they got home.
Though he did keep wondering why Brittany keeps begging for someone to hit her one more time....especially since there were more than enough volunteers to knock some sense into her!

The End!
Michelle
Mistress of Exclamation Points and Princess of Pleasure!!

This has been a Michelle and DomDes Production.
Funded by the Keep Lotor Good Looking Society.
No rock stars were harmed during the writing of this fiction. However Zarkon came down with a severe case of laryngitis. And the Scribes complained for weeks on end about the ringing in their ears. And don't even get me started on KLGLS complaint's about this fic being severely over budget!