Cossack Part One
The scene is Prince Lotor's Harem.The morning had begun without hassle. The
majority of the scribes were in the vanity brushing their hair, when suddenly
a scream brought them into the jacuzzi area. In the hot tub was Sarah and on
the outside was a stark naked Cossack!
Sarah: AAAAAHHHHHHH! Cossack get the hell out of here!
Dom: Oh gross!
Tamy: I'm blind!
Sarah: i'm gonna be sick!
Cossack: Shut up whores! I want some women! Why does Lotor think he's the only
one who can get any?
Diane: Cause he's only about a thousand times cuter than you are!
Tamy: Not to mention better smelling
Sarah: yeah and at least he has pupils in his eyes!
Cossack:Quiet wenches or i'm gonna get ugly!
Diane: Too late!
Cossack: i'm not leaving until I take one of you or all of you!
Dom: Thats it! BONZAI!
With that Bonzai Dom and the rest of the girls rush Cossack taking care not to
touch him too much. They tie him up with a hair dryer cord and sit him in a
chair. Sarah gets out of the tub and gags him with a bar of soap.
Sarah: Take that you bastard!
Jenn who has been at her divan staring at a picture of you know who, comes
into the bathroom with Samara to see what all the commotion is about.
Jenn: EWWWW! what's he doing here?
Dom: we caught him in the harem. Now that we have him, what do we do with him?
Samara: Someone will be looking for him. Group meeting ladies!
next!
Dom
LOL! Dom, I love it! Too cute! I'm still laughing!
Jenn
Mistress of Doom
going back to stare at a picture of you know who
Cossack Part 2
The scene is the harem "living room". Cossack is still tied to a chair, but
the bar of soap is gone. A debate is ensuing over what to with Cossack.
Dom: Sarah he seems to be taken with you. Give him a smooch and then we'll
make a Eunch of him!
Sarah: Not bloody likely! I'm not kissing IT. I agree with the eunch part, but
he is second in command of Zarkon's forces.Don't you think Zarkon will be a
tad bit mad with us?
Tamy: Maybe. But honestly i don't think he likes Cossack either!
Jenn: i say we sell him as a male pleasure slave.
Tamy: It would have to be at a discout price. I mean lets be realistic!
Dom: Not enough profit for the harem. We'd have to put him in the mark down
bin at the slave auctions.
Cossack(still naked in the chair): I heard that! You wenches think your so
great! BAH! Your nothing but toys for Lotor! Whats even more pathetic is that
you enjoy it
Tamy: Damn Skippy!
Dom: Hells yeah!
Samara: Anyhoo, I agree something should be done with him. Why don't we give
him to some less fortunate slave girls? Don't they need some lovin too?
Jenn: I don't think anyone is THAT needy.
Cossack: Hey DR! How's about giving me a physical? I'll cough for ya!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Sarah: how about a vastectomy? Its scary knowing that there could be more just
like him.
Tamy: Back to square one!
to be con'td after i come back from getting my flu shot!
Dom
..Suddenly Tamy gets a fiendish idea.
..Oh no..I shouldn't..it'd be too cruel!!..she giggled.
Dom sees her giggling.
"All right something's up, Tamy. What is it?"
"Ummm..well..it would be soooo cruel.." she whispered.
"What! What?" Dom said.
"Hehehe...give him to Hagar - y'know..when she's asleep or something..room's
dark where he can't see..or maybe blindfold him..he'll think it's
kinky.."::she whispered giggling.
Dom burst out laughing at the idea and everyone else stared at her. Dom
ignored them and whispered back to Tamy:
"I think you've been taking cruelty lessons from Lotor.." she giggled.
Tamy snickered.
What would happen next?
tam
"Blech, Tamysan! That's gross!"
I butted in from where I was standing, glaring at Cossack. Darn fool idiot was grinning at me. I do not like being peeped at, darn @$%#!!
"I'm in favor of beating the bloody daylights out of him. Any ayes?"
I glanced around at the others, wondering what they would say.
So, what's next?
~Doctor Sarah
Cossack Part 3
The day is wearing on in the harem. The harem girls are no closer to deciding
what to do with Cossack. They did take a small pity on a cold Cossack and
give him a towel to wear.
Jenn: i give up! I have no idea what to do with him.
Dom: well at least were all agreed it should contain some form of bodily harm.
Tamy: yep! hands down on that
Cossack: Ladies, ladies! have a little mercy! Can i please stand up and
stretch? I've been sitting for hours!
Tamy: i guess its ok. Is that good for everyone else?
Sarah: Oh all right
Sarah proceeds to untie Cossack. He stands up and stretches.
Cossack: Boy that feels great! Hey girlies i bet you've never seen anything
like THIS!
Cossack drops is towel on the floor!
Cossack: HA! Pretty impressive huh!
The girls all stop and stare at Cossack and then break into gut wrenching
laughter!
Tamy: you couldn't find it on a map! HAHAHAHAH!
Dom: magnifying glass please!
Sarah: That can't be medically right! poor man!
Cossack: How dare you laugh at what women only dream of! Thats it! You sluts
are gonna pay!
Cossack, who has neglected to mention that he had six helpings of lydian beans
for breakfast, stands on the chair and lets one RIIIIPPPPPP!
Harem girls start fainting everywhere!
Jenn: Oh my god! Everyone run for your lives! I gotta save John's picture.
Samara: Relax everyone! I'll just open the doors and windows real wide.
Dom: Thats IT! He is going down!
Moving quickly Dom knocks Cosssack out cold with one of Gina's paddles.
Tamy: will this hell ever end?
Jenn: apparently not because Prince lotor is in the hall on the way to the
harem!
Stay tuned for part 4!
Dom
Re: Cossack Part 3
"Well, heck..we just can't decide WHAT to do with him!" Tamy said, throwing her arms up.
Cossack grinned like the idiot he was and said, "How about all of you just
have your way with me? I'm helpless.." he smirked.
"Bout as helpless as a cobra.." Dom said.
Sarah said, "I still vote that we beat the bloody daylights out of him -
either that or castrate him. I've got the equipment.." her eyes gleamed.
"Geez, try to give someone a present.." Cossack muttered.
Sarah yelled "Sixteen triple packs of condoms? Hell, that's enough for
Zarkon's army!"
"For your information, Doctor, I took em from Supplies!!" then he smirked as
he eyed all the ladies. "'Sides I have enough stamina for an army. Let me
loose and I'll show you ladies what I can do! I'll take you all on!"
All of the harem shuddered. Christa grimaced. "Uck!!"
Cossack smiled, "Don't knock it till you try it, babe.."
Tamy quipped, "What's there to knock?"
Jenn quipped back, "Who would WANT to try?"
They giggled and Cossack glared at all ot them.
"You better let me loose or I'll make sure Lotor hears about this!"
Jenn promptly gagged him with a scarf which effectively shut him up.
"Aghh..we're gonna have to do something with him!" Gina said. "And I'm NOT
paddling his blue butt!"
"Well, he looks pretty secure for now. Maybe we ought to - "
Suddenly they heard a summons at the door - breakfast! All the ladies were
damn hungry and breakfast for the harem was promptly at 9:00 am. Doom time.
"Wait! What about him?" one of the girls asked.
"He'll keep.." Sarah said, "But just in case.."
She pulled out a hyponeedle. "This ought to knock you out for awhile, you
horny LITTLE man!"
Cossack glared as Sarah punched the hyponeedle into him. Soon he was snoring
away.
"A sedative.." she smiled.
Dom said, "Hey, let's put him in umm one of the unused rooms for now until we
decide..then after breakfast we can get him.."
"Good idea.." they all said and put Cossack still seated in the chair in one
of the rooms.
Alas, the chatter of breakfast the busyness of a new day occupied all of the
harem ladies, for they always made it a point to keep busy, and so they quite
forgot the naked snoring Cossack...that is..until night when they all finally
went to their respective beds...
whoohoo! WHAT will happen next????
tam