How Zarkon got his Groove Back...........

Long, long ago, back when Samara was still a maid, Michelle only wore
long white, or pale purple dresses (Though they did have thigh high slits on
the right side!! *wink*), Tammy was still a pale skinned blonde from Texas,
before a doctor named Sarah came onto the scene, before a Princess turned
Paddle Queen extrodnaire, the Royal Harem of Prince Lotor was a pretty safe
place to be.
No man except for the prince himself, or the Scribe's men slaves was
allowed to touch the royal beauties. It was a crime punishable by death, and
only granted after a lengthy 72 hours torture period.
The ladies every whim was catered too, and they were even allowed to
return home whenever they felt like it. They each had their own spacious
rooms, decorated to suit the owner's tastes, with only the finest materials
adorning the beds, and masterpieces hanging on the wall. Jewels and riches
were piled upon the ladies, though they never had need to spend their money,
for the prince bought them everything they wanted. Each lady amassed a small
fortune. They delighted in being the brides or future brides of the Prince.
All and all, life was good in the Harem.
Except for those few times, when the dainty damsels had to meet their
paramour's father, King Zarkon. That always proved to be a traumatic
experience, but Lotor soon kissed the tears away, and shined happiness down
upon them, making them feel all was right within the safety of his arms. All
were relieved they would never have to go through such an ordeal again. All
felt secure in the knowledge that the old coot, couldn't keep it up long
enough to get very far, as evidence in his not having sex in over 25 years!!!!
However, the peaceful tranquility was soon to be dashed. It might have
been when the Princess Gina, one of Lotor's first wives, beat the king so
badly, he secretly enjoyed it. Or when the Texan bedazzled him with sweet
talk, before conking him on the head. Or when the Princess Michelle kneed him
in the groin for having wandering hands, and very bad breath. Perhaps Lotor's
purple haired wife's knee may have jump started some life back into the thing
long thought dead. It may have been the sight of a scantily clad Samara, who
though older than the other scribes, was still quite a looker, being Drule
had it's advantages! Why, there was even rumors of the maid being the one to
have taken the Prince's virginity, and actually being his first wife!!! Yes,
seeing an attractive Drule female, other than Hagger might just have been the
thing to get it started.
Get what started? Why his long delayed mid life crisis!!!! Zarkon had
long put off the pleasures of the flesh, except for the occasional female in
his youth. He was always to busy conquering the galaxy to give the opposite
sex more than a passing glance. Though he found out he rather enjoyed doing
it with Hagger....that is until she turned homely. That killed his mood for
quite some time!!! He enjoyed Lotor's mother at first......that strong will,
got to be too much for him, and he disposed off her the first chance he got.
After that, he pretty much laid off women, except for when Hagger needed a
special favor in return for an extra draining spell.
Even he is not sure when it exactly happened, just that it did. And when
it hit, it was all he could do to keep his mind on conquest....wait, that's
not true. He kept it on conquest, just on a different type then the one that
had made him the terror of the galaxy...................
He supposed it had to do when his son grew up, and got interested in
women. It's hard to pretend to be made of stone, when your son is collecting
the most extraordinary women in the galaxy!! He found himself demanding that
he be introduced to each new slave. At first they weren't really too special,
but then his son created a Harem within a harem, his pride and joy, the
Scribes!!! Those were the ones, that caused his heart to start beating, his
palms to get sweaty, and his thoughts to get extremely dirty. They were the
reasons for many of his embarrassments, and he could never bring himself to
punish them, even after that time they chained him up in the laundry room!!!!
He didn't even seem to resent them for his follies, just his son, for
having the luck to have so many adoring females. They didn't even act like
other harems!! There was a great camaraderie among the girls, a sisterhood,
it quite confused him. It also confused him why he would allow his son to
make so many mistakes in regard to the conquest of Arus and the destruction
of Voltron.....and then it hit him....it was cause his son had such an eye
with women that he spared him........he wanted his son to amass quite a bevy
of beauties before he took them permanently away.
The day King Zarkon decided to announce to Doom that he was back in the
ballgame of love, was the day the sky split open and rained red for days. An
omen perhaps of things to come........................

To Be Continued!!!!!
Michelle
M.O.E. & P.O.P.

How Zarkon got his Groove Back: Part Two

It was a cold day in July on Doom, when King Zarkon strolled into the
Scribe's quarters. He stood there surveying the ladies in
satisfaction......which took quite awhile, as they were all sprawled out on
the grounds, which was the size of five penthouse apartments, and that wasn't
even counting the space of individual bedrooms!!!! Luckily, they were all in
the main room, doing various tasks, from drawing, to reading, to video games,
to anime, etc. None took any note of him, sure that whoever had entered was
of no importance, as their Prince was gone for the day, most likely attacking
Arus.
A loud crack of Thunder struck, causing them to all jump with fright.
Lightning flashed, bathing Zarkon in a neon light, causing the Scribes to
take notice of him at last. Their faces showed just a trace of apprehension,
they were more curious than afraid, for this was a first. The King had never
ventured into the Harem before!!!
"Hmm, yes, yes.....this is a good sign." He murmured, hands behind his
back. Of course he felt it was a good sign! None of them were running away!!!
"I'm establishing a new house rule ladies."
They looked at each other, question marks in their eyes. Was he allowed
to do such a thing?
"Yes, yes." He said, really talking to himself. "A new house rule. And
it is that none shall touch you but myself."
Eyes widen, and everyone's gasps became one. "And to implement that
rule...... Cossack!!!" He snapped his fingers, and Cossack ambled into the
room. "Remove him!" He said pointing towards Gina, and Ramo, who she had been
straddling, teasingly slapping his hands away from her, when Zarkon had made
his presence known. "NO!!!" shouted a chagrined Gina, as Cossak dragged a
protesting Ramo out from under her. "Mistress!!" He cried, as she landed in a
heap on the ground. "You'll pay Zarkon!!" She swore, rubbing an already
developing bruise on her thigh. "Didn't you learn last time what I could
do!?!"
"Rule Number Two!!" He said, holding up a hand. "All weapons or
pleasure toys that can be used as weapons, will be confiscated, and used only
under my discretion." He snapped two times, and several guards rushed in,
running into Gina and the Rack's room, to confiscate the specified items.
"Damn you!!" Gina screamed, jumping on a guard's back, only to be knocked
down. But not before her nails left a permanent scar on his back.
"Hold her......" Zarkon said, impassionately. He turned to the rest of
the still frozen girls. "Now line up....." He grinned wickedly. "It's time
for your Inspection!!"
With a fair amount of poking and prodding from the guards swords and
guns, the girls all ended up lined up. They had to endure various comments as
Zarkon strolled up and down the line, taking his time to pick a companion for
the night. They kept glancing towards the clock, as if willing it to speed up
time, praying Lotor would make it back in time.
He kept circling back to Michelle and Tamy, not quite being able to
keep his hands completely to himself. Finally he decided to start his
mid-life crisis off with a big bang (No pun intended!!!), and have a menage
trois! He ordered the guards to lock up the rest of the girls, and to escort
Michelle and Tamy to his private bed chambers. The two girls were wide eyed
with terror, as their arms were encircled, and they were dragged out the room.
Unnoticed to all, was the tiny Drule maid known as Samara. She had
been folding laundry in Prince Lotor's room when the commotion started. "I've
got to save those two!!!!!" She murmured to herself, slipping aside, a
collapsible book shelf, and flipping the switch that open a secret passage.
"I shan't let Zarkon get away with doing such a thing to any more innocent
maidens!!!!" She swore, closing the doorway behind. Gathering up her skirts
she broke into a run.
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Tamy and Michelle were as white as a sheet. They clung to each
other in comfort, breaking into cold sweats whenever they heard footsteps
approach. It didn't help when Hagger let herself in, and offered them a
concoction she had brewed herself, made from a herbal mixture, known only to
her. She explained they were to drink it at once, then and only then could
they escape what Zarkon had in mind, for they would drowse painlessly into
death. But neither could bring herself to choose death, and Hagger's screams
of rage and frustration echoed in their eyes. "Little fools!! Harlots!!!
Accept your fates then!!!!!" She hadn't done it to help them, it was just
that she was jealous of Zarkon sleeping with anyone other than her!!!!!
Finally the old King strolled in, whistling a merry tune. His eyes
quickly oriented to the two huddle in the corner. He pointed at the bed, as
he began to undress, still humming that maddening tune. With a start,
Michelle realized it was, "I'm too sexy." She gave a hysterical giggle, as
they moved towards the bed. A plan formed, not a very good one mind you, but
a plan all the same, when their fingers touched the pillows. With confirming
nods, they began hurling pillows at King Zarkon, halting the removal of his
pants, as he held out his hands to block the rainfall of objects.
In a matter of seconds they ran out of pillows, but that didn't stop
them. They started throwing lamps, and glasses, anything they could pick up,
at him!! If they were going down, the whole room was going with them!!!! It
would take a demolition crew weeks to clear out the mess they would make!!!!
They were in the process of attempting to overturn the bed, when Lotor
charged the room, breaking down the door.....just in time to see Zarkon
trying to lift up Michelle's skirt, as she struggled with her end of the bed.
"HEY!!!!!" she screeched, letting go of the bed, right on both of Zarkon's
feet!!!
"How dare you wench!!!!!!" Zarkon shouted. "You'll pay for that!!!"
"NO!!!! You'll pay for this!!!" Lotor yelled, holding his blade to his
father's neck. "HOW DARE YOU TOUCH WHAT"S MINE!?! MY WIFE?! MY FIANCEE!?!"
Disbelief raged in his voice. He never expected the old man to go this far!!
"He made moves on the whole harem." Michelle said quietly, inching past
Zarkon. "Locked them up, took away most of the sex toys and man slaves......"
Zarkon's hand snaked out, wrenching her arm backwards. "I'll see
personally you pay for being a blabber mouth!!!"
Lotor pressed harder against the old man's throat, drawing blood.
"You'll be dead before you ever get the chance, father......" He hissed. "Now
release her!!"
Zarkon reluctantly let go of her arm, and she rushed into Lotor's free
arm. He cradled her to his side. He called out to Tammy, and she eagerly
rushed to his other side, entwining her arms around his waist, as they back
out of the room as one. "HEY!!!!" Zarkon called. "Isn't anyone gonna get this
bed off of my feet?!"
"When we're good and far from here old man!!!!" Lotor yelled back.
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That night, after making sure the ladies all got their men and items
back, Lotor took turns comforting the two women.
As Michelle lay in his arms, her lids heavy with sleep, a thought
occurred to her. "Lotor?" She looked up at him. "Hmmm?" He asked, stroking
her hair, his eyes also heavy with sleep. "How did you find out so quickly
where we were?"
Lotor yawned. "Oh, Sammie-ma told me. I gave her a special radio
frequency to contact me for such an emergency."
"OH? Then Tammy and I must do something for her to show our thanks and
appreciation." Michelle replied, tightening her arm around his chest.
"Yes, she'd like that very much." Lotor said, a smile on his face.
"Good night my love." He gently kissed her forehead, but she had already
fallen asleep. With a laugh, he settled back and was soon asleep as well.
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Elsewhere in the castle, Zarkon sat wide awake, feet up, ice pack on
the sore toes, planning his next move against the harem. he would have them,
all of them yet!! He just needed the right opportunity!!! A shadow darkened
his doorway. He glanced up, and his jaw dropped. Hagger stood there, in all
her glory, dressed in a red, see through teddy.
"Hey big fella!!!!" She purred, sashaying over to the bed. "I figure you could use some company!!!"
His eyes widened, as she sat down next to him. Damn it all!! He couldn't run away, his feet were impaired! "Let momma kiss it and make it all better.....!" She said, a wicked (Even for her!!) smile on her face.
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To Be Continued, possibly Concluded!!!!!!!
Michelle
Mistress of Exclamation Points & Princess of Pleasure!!!!!

How Zarkon Got His Groove Back: Part Three

It was two weeks before Zarkon made an attempt on the harem again. In
the meantime, he started working out, and bought himself a brand new star
cruiser, in a bright cherry red color. He bought himself some new clothes,
and started wearing sunglasses indoors. He even carried around a bottle of
viagra, as Princess' Corral's father claimed it did wonders for his sex
life!!!!!
At last came the day, when he would make his second attempt. He sent
Lotor to the ends of the Denubian Galaxy, to crush a small outpost planet,
that was resisting his rule. It wasn't as if it was a particularly
troublesome planet, or would be even hard to gain back trouble. It was that
it would take a week each way to travel, and that would surely give him
enough time. His son's harem would belong to him body and soul!!!
With a big grin, he threw open the newly installed doors to the main
room. "HELLOOOOOOOOO LADIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!" He bellowed, showing
a toothy grin.
This time, nervousness plainly showed on their faces. Was this to be a
ritual everytime Lotor was gone for more than an hour? He eyed them, and they
eyed him back warily. They noted the odd apperal he was wearing. A deep
purple T-shirt that said,"It's good to be the King", stretched across an
overly muscled chest. "Has he been working out?!"whispered Dom, a new
arrival. "I don't remember his chest being quite so........big!!!"
"That ain't the only thing that big about me!!" He said, leering at
Dom, who shrank back behind Jenn. "What do you want fish face?!" Jenn
demanded bravely. She had a reputation as Mistress of Doom to keep up.
Zarkon walked over to her, and stared deeply into her eyes. After a few
seconds she had to look away, unable to bear the evilness in his eyes any
longer. "Hmm, you'll be next, but first I have some scores to settle........"
He strode away from the two scribes, searching for his intended
victim. He smiling when he spotted her, trying to shrink down in her chair,
hair hiding her face.
He stopped in front of Michelle. "You know, I don't think I ever seen
you in anything remotely scandalous." He leaned in close. "You're a modest
one, aren't you?" She blushed, as he ran a hand down her back, blowing into
her ear. "Well, I can soon have you singing a different tune!"
She yelped, dropping the needle point she was working on, as his arms
encircled her waist, lifting her high above the ground. She began yelling at
him to put her down, but he kept her suspended in the air, as he walked,
smiling mysteriously. That smile momentarily disappeared, when she bopped him
one good in the nose. He nearly dropped her, when he released one arm, to cup
the nose that was pouring enough blood to fill a coffee cup. Before she could
push away, he crushed her to his chest with the other arm.
Michelle looked puzzled. She began fingering his newly acquired
muscles, much to the other girl's astonishment. Zarkon relaxed his hold, but
only slightly, deciding to forgive the girl.......when she produced a small
needle from the fold's of her skirts, and brought it down hard against his
chest.
Silence for a few seconds, and then........"BRFFFFFFFTTTTTT!!!!!!" A
hole exploded in the King's chest, rapidly expanding, as air nosily pushed
out. "I knew it!!!" exclaimed Michelle triumphantly, as she was dropped to
the ground. "I knew it, the moment I felt how balloony his chest felt!!!
Those muscles are fake!!!!!!"
With a howl, 'You'll pay for this!!!" Zarkon turned tail and ran, his
shirt falling off his now bony chest. Astonished laughter followed him all
the way back to his chambers.
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Over the next week and a half, Zarkon made attempts on all the girls.
Gina ended up tanning his hide with a twelve inch ruler, when a guard didn't
realize she was THAT princess, and didn't properly tie her down to Zarkon's
bed. Dom ended up slipping laxatives into the man's wine, so he was busy on
the can the whole time, the only moments his bowels gave him, were enough for
a quick fondle here and there. He had to give up, and let her return to her
room unmolested. It was two whole days, before his stomach was finally at
peace. He made an attempt with Valeta, but she whipped out video tape after
video tape with all kinds of dirty dealings he did not want revealed,
especially to Witch Hagger, not unless he wanted to spend the rest of his
life as a toad!!! He tried to get fresh with Samara, but she quickly put a
stop to that, by refusing to do his laundry. He laughed off the bluff at
first, knowing everyone thought he smelled already, but the double dose of
Zarkon stench was an early warning signal, helping the girls to get well away
before he was ever close to coming in sight!!!!! Even Doom Mistress Jenn had
a rough time keeping the old pervert at bay, resulting to paddling him the
first time, and sicing John on him the second!!! And Tamysan? The poor girl
came out the leader, with four attempts made on her, and each time four
different blunt objects found their way to the king's hard head!!!
He was just getting up the nerve to make another attempt on Michelle (WHo
wouldn't after two broken body parts in each encounter!?!), when Prince Lotor
finally returned. he had to concede defeat for now. But as time went on, the
man became bolder and bolder, soon not waiting for Lotor to even leave harem,
to make his moves. His mid life crisis was in full swing, Heaven help us
all!!!!!
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The End, or as close to an end as a never-ending Mid-life Crisis could
have!!!!
Michelle
Mistress of Exclamation points & Princess of Pleasure!!!!!