"Hagar Gets A New Toy"

(deals with stuff of a sexual nature - but it's on this list so you probably expect that! This is based on an idea Samara sent me)
"Hagar Gets A New Toy.."

One fine day in the Harem after near disastrous weddings and swinging London
chaps running amuck, Hagar the Witch found that she had some basic urges that
wern't being met. Every man-slave kept out of her clutches and Zarkon was too
busy drooling over those Scribes to pay her any mind again. Not even changing
into Britny Spears made him look her way. So she turned to her various "toys"
only to find that they were either broken or worn out. (She was rather
'rough' on her toys AND her 'men") Incensed and extremely aroused, she sought
out Moonie because she was the one who dealt in all the sex stuff. But when
she went to Moonie, Moonie said that she could sell to Hagar for two reasons:
One, she was still ticked at her, and two, SexRUs workers had been on strike
and NO sex toys of any sort were being shipped.
Hagar was tempted to turn Moonie into a toad but decided not to for she did
provide a valuable service! Hagar almost begged Moonie for ANY sexual
devices, but Moonie didn't have a thing Hagar NEEDED to have! Of course,
being a witch, Hagar COULD procure a toy or a man for that matter, but it
took too long!

Well that left only one thing for a desperate witch to do. Go to Vinny's
SexORama Mama Shop and Boutique. She hadn't been there in awhile, but they
had EVERYTHING from peep shows to every alien sex toy imaginable! She grabbed
a ton of credits from her room and scurried down the hall quickly. Her eyes
narrowed as she saw Tamy and Samara chatting in the hallway. Damn them!
Zarkon had a definite thing for Drule women and there were two of them right
there! What if they got to Zarkon while she was gone? ( She was convinced
that they were hot for Zarkon's bod!)
Without warning, she swooped down on the two and dragged them out of the
Harem, saying, "I should turn you two into warts on a robeast's butt, but
Zarkon would have my head! You two are coming with me shopping!"

Shopping? The two ladies thought. What the hell was she shopping for? They
were hustled into one of the small coffin-like Doom ships ( the sports model
with the sun-roof) and they took off to a small asteroid planet. Vinny's
covered just about all of it. People went in there without a map could get
lost permanently if they weren't careful. Samara had heard of the place from
Zarkon who raved about it at one time or another. Tamy didn't know such a
large place exsisted!
They got off the ship and Hagar yanked them into an elevator. She said,
"Dildo Shop!" And the elevator went to the requested destination. They
stepped out and Tamy and Samara's jaw's dropped.
They had NEVER seen so many varieties of sex toys in their lives! I mean they
had everything imaginable! Metal, rubber, plastic, leather, fake fur,
plastic, you named it. Every matierial known in the Galaxies were represented
here, for they had different kinds for different species. Hagar grinned
widely and said, "Come on! I think I see EXACTLY what I NEED!"

They were jerked over to a counter. Both ladies blushed furiously. They were
a little embarrassed to be here, being modest ladies. The Dabobian clerk with
his five eyes looked at them and smiled, showing his lead colored teeth.

"Ah, Mesdames what may I do for - ah Madame Hagar! I am honored! It has been
a long time!"

Hagar, never at a loss of words said shortly, "Do you still have the "try
before you buy" policy?

"Yes, Lady Hagar, we do. Which would you like?"

Hagar pointed her shriveled hand at one huge phallic shaped sex toy. "That
one! Let me see it!"

Tamysan whispered to Sammie. "That one's bout as big as Lotor's! What'd they
do, copy it?"

Samara shrugged and said, "You never know!"

The clerk got a duplicate of the dildo off a shelf. They could afford to have
their clients try them out because they were quickly recycled, sterilized
again and made over. Hagar snatched up the item and looked at it.

"Hm, it's realistic enough. Does it have batteries?"

"It's all charged up, Lady Hagar.." he gave her a cardkey. "Room 69, second
red door to your right. Time limit is five minutes."

"Hmm..all right." Hagar said. She glared at the two hapless Drule ladies.
"You two look around, but don't leave here! I'll be right back!" and Hagar
went to her little cubbyhole.

Samara and Tamy just stood by the counter waiting. The clerk kept giving them
a friendly smile. They smiled back nervously.

"Could I help you ladies with something?" the clerk asked.

"Um no. We'll just wait on our - ah friend." Samara said.

"Yes. What she said." Tamy said.

The clerk continued to stand there. He said, "You ladies are Drule, aren't
you? There are many stories about how highly sexed you ladies are."

Samara and Tamysan didn't say a thing. They cringed when they heard the
unmistakable howl of Hagar having sex with "something".

"Your friend is having a lot of fun in there." The clerk goggled at them with
his five eyeballs. "You know, we Dabobian have more than 5 eyes.." He smiled
at them and suddenly he FLASHED them and they screamed! He had FIVE male
organs! The two ran as far away as possible from the clerk and they ran into
some room. The door slid shut and there was nothing but a light and some
costumes on the floor.

"Where are we?"

"I don't know!"

Suddenly they heard a panel slid open revealing a something akin to a two-way
mirror. The two ladies nearly had a heart attack when they REALIZED they were
in a PEEP room and on the other side was FISHFACE!
They ducked quickly before he could see them and crawed on the floor.
Unfortunately, Zarkon could see their backsides (clad in harem silk) through
the window but nothing else! He looked with interest. Two ladies! Then he saw
one of them jerk her head. White hair! ooh! He was drooling now! He was a
maniac for Drule women! Maybe he could buy them off the owner!
"Come back, sweetings!" they could hear the old king shouting.

"Eep! Samara!"

"Shhh..he'll HEAR you! The door handles UP THERE!"
They'd have to stand up! Well it was better to run than strip for Mr.
Pervert! They jumped up, praying he didn't really see them and ran out the
door! They then ran into Hagar, who was slightly out of breath. Thankfully
she left her 'toy' in the cubicle. She glared at the two ladies and said,
"Come on!'" They went with her and watched as she made a deal with the clerk
for TWO of the huge two and what had to be a year's supply of batteries. He
even threw in a ship adapter for on the road use!

Hagar, happy with her purchase gestured at the two ladies, who were terrified
that Zarkon would come out ANY minute and see them. They were GLAD to leave!
They went back to Doom where they were brought back to the Harem. Hagar was
glad that her trip was finished so she could go play with her toy! Moments
later all though the Harem, Hagar's yowls could be heard and TiamaTZero ran
out of the lab with a sick look on her face. Samara and Tamy both sat down at
the couches and had man-slaves serve them Tyrusian wine while they rubbed
soothing lotion on them to calm them down.
Some time later they heard Zarkon grumbling about the lousy gyp he got at the
peep show! Samara and Tamy were VERY relieved he didn't see THEM there!
As for Hagar, she yowled and howled through the night while the Scrubes
ignored it. Dom helpfully piped in SubVersion and Duran Duran songs through
the intercoms. All in all it was a 'normal' day in the Harem!

the end!

Hagar Gets a Toy 2

The com beeped and a strong long blue hand reached out the press the
communication key. A face as handsome as the one's whose hand pressed the key
smiled as the image of his old friend filled the view screen.
"Hazar I have news for you," said Prince Lotor of Doom to the rebel
Drule Commander.
" Yes Prince Lotor how's tricks, then again that was never a problem
for you," Hazar winked back.
" You remember that double dare you put to me when we were both
finally in collage level together? I hung out with you guy's while I was
still in high school long before I became a real freshman." said Lotor.
"Of course Lotor I always remember the haszing I did to freshmen in
our frat. I really came up with some good ones. did I not?" Hazar grinned as
he recalled the expressions on the faces of the new frats over the years.
"Well, my old friend one of those came back to haunt this "brother"
of yours.
It seem that two of my Harem ladies found themselves at and inside of
Vinny's SexORams Mama Shop.
"Yes, I remember that dive very well Lotor. I hear these even a
clothing section there now. Not that I would know first hand you understand.
Ah, some of my less fortunate guards frequent the place."
"Hazar I fear the sculpture you made me pose for in my freshman year
may be on display."
"Yes, Lotor you were always a willing life of the party," the
commander smiled and winked at his younger fraternity brother.
" Hazar I heard the Scribes talking about a "toy" that was almost
large as...ah...I grown over the years.."
"Lotor what are you trying to say? Shyness is not and never was one
of your qualities. So they made that piece into a toy, extra money Lotor?"
Hazar could not help but jest at the expense of his friend and frat brother.
" Gurrrrrrr, If you were not my friend I would send a robeast to you
Special Delivery" Lotors face darkened as it did when Hazar use to tease him
as a freshman.
"Lotor you know I know better than that. Your money could by and sell
this end of the quadrant." Hazar smiled reveling the fact that he could still
get to his old friend.
"Hazar, Lady Hagar forced Tamy and Samara to go to the shop with her
yesterday. Tamy gave a detailed account of their trip. Including a certain
novelty toy. The girls were even cracking jokes about it. Hagar bought TWO of
those sculptures. I wonder why Sammie-Ma did not recognize the dimensions.
The thing even comes motorized."
Hazar almost bit his bottom lip to keep from laughing.
"Ah Miss Samara I really learned a lot about art in that class,"
Hazars eyes glazed over with a fond memory. She was a new teacher that year
Lotor.."
"And I won her lock, stock and barrel Hazar while I was still in high
school and do not forget that!"
" You are fortunate that your old man did not have her killed for
that little stunt the two of you pulled for a month."
"But Hazar she did not know how old I was and that I was still in the
high school
section. And father had her place in his harem. Then that never stopped us
either Hazar."
"SAY, no more Lotor, I see that a real problem could erupt in you
harem. Never fear my brother I will be there as soon as I can. << I never had
an entire harem art my disposal before. this is going to be fun!>>
" I will do my best to keep you little or rather big secret from the
ladies, your father and ah...your "stepmother."
"Hazar I see straight through your scheme. YOU want to see my famous
harem. I will allow you to visit." Lotor face contorted between and laugh and
a snarl.
"Why brother you would not mind if I came to visit my old tutor would
you?" And, ah, meet some of your ladies. I must see if the lessons I gave you
years ago paid of Lotor," Hazar then smiled a smile he had not had in years,
a hazing smile.
Sammie