Austin Powers crossover

This story obviously takes place after Tammy and Samara's ball one, but
since they haven't done it yet, I'm not sure what to expect, so the details
will be fuzzy. All we know is Zarkon is extremely mad over whatever happened
at the end of the other tale!!! As for the concept, well.......I had the idea
playing around in the back of my head for about a month now, so I decided ti
let it loose and see where it takes me. So strap on your seat belt, it's
going to be a bumpy ride!!!!
Chapter One: Groovy Baby!!!

As the pale Moon rose.......or was it set? The stark white orbs that
hung in Doom's sky, gave off no light, blanketing the planet in an endless
night. Which suited the planet's dreary reputation perfectly. Endless night
however, had a different meaning for the inhabitants of the huge castle,
especially in the Harem, where the most lavishly amorous goings on of the
galaxy occurred. The things you could chance witness in the Royal Scribe's
section would make the Clinton Scandal look like a PG-rated movie!!! But this
night, all seemed a little too quiet in the harem.
The Scribes, all varying in size and color, lounged around, eating
rich, high in calorie deserts, and gossiping aplenty went on. Mainly the talk
was about the events of the previous night's ball, which had left them too
tired to do much of anything else!!
Even prince Lotor's gigantic libido had been quelled, temporarily at least,
and he snoozed away the hours, alone in his bed.
On the other side of the castle, the King's quarters were located, not
suprisingly, as far away as possible from Lotor and his Scribes. It was not
King Zarkon's idea, because he would love to get his son's beauties into his
bed permanently! No, it was Lotor's idea, and a very wise one!! Though
distance alone could not keep the old pervert away.
Right now he stewed over the debacle at the ball, all his carefully laid
plains foiled. "Foiled!!" He yelled out loud. "And because of what?! A diet
and an idiot!!!"
"BE QUIET!!" Hagger the witch snapped, reclining in an armchair next to
him. "The movie's about to begin!!!"
"BAH!!!" He hmphed, putting his bare feet up on a foot rest. Hagger
wrinkled her nose, as the smell assuaged her senses. She also kept he gaze
away from the affronting body part. Zarkon had very bad foot fungus, and it
looked like he had never even heard of toenail clipper, and if he had, he
only used it once every ten years!!! "What need do I have a movie?!" His face
lit up. "Unless it's a porno......did you get me a porno?!" he practically
began salivating at the thought.
"No, No!! You think more than enough about sex!!" She handed him a bowl
of popcorn. "If only he would think about doing it with me!!" She thought
wistfully. "No, this is a comedy to cheer you up."
"A comedy?!" He inhaled sharply. "There's too many of them around as it
is. Making people laugh......making people harder to conquer. Humor!! BAH!!!!
Unless.....
does it have a lot of sex?!"
"Oh, do shut up!!!" Hagger cried, unpausing the tape. Within seconds,
light hearted music played, as a man in dark, tortoiseshell glasses, a
vibrant blue suit, and bad teeth began to dance on screen. "You didn't
mention it was a musical." Zarcon muttered. "I hate musicals!!!"
"Shhh!!" Hagger's eyes were glued to the screen, as she watched the man
being chased by a throng of women. "There's something about those teeth!!!!!"
Zarkon mumbled something inaudible, and stuffed popcorn in his mouth.
Finally, the dance sequence ended, and the movie's logo flashed on the
screen. "Austin Powers!?!" He yelled. "What kind of name is Austin Powers?!
Damn Hippy!!!"
Hagger conked him on the head with her staff. "Keep talking, and next
time it won't be your head I hit, but something much lower!!!!"
"How low!?!" he asked, curious.
"That Low!" She yelled, lightly tapping him in the crotch with her
staff. "Now shut up!!!!!!"
"Okay, Okay!!!" He conceded.
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Nearly three hours later, Zarkon's crotch sore from those times he
couldn't quite keep his comments to himself, the movie ended. He actually
applauded, and his grin threatened to split his face open. so wide was it. He
turned toward Hagger, gripping her arms tightly, his eyes aglow with
excitement and passion. Hagger was a bit alarmed, and yet equally excited by
his reaction. "You're that happy the movie is over!?!"
Zarkon actually laughed!! "No, you delightful old fool!! No!! That movie
has given me an idea!!!"
"An idea, sire?" She asked apprehensively.
"Yes! In fact, several!!!" He gave her a lusty grin, causing hope to
flare in her eyes. "But the gist of it is, I want you to bring Austin Powers
here!!!"
"Here?" she asked in shock. "But sire... I don't think he's even a
real person!! These earthlings create stories not always based on a real
person, or actual events, but mainly from their overactive minds. It is
called having an Imagination!!!"
"I don't know a damn thing about this Imagination thing!! All I know
is I want him here, and I want him now!!!" He ordered, refusing to be swayed.
"Pull him out of the tv or something, I don't care!!" He shook her to
emphasize his urgent need.
"Okay.....okay!!! Uh....can you release me?!" He quickly did so. Hagger
stood up, rolled her sleeves back, readying her staff. "Okay, let's
see......hmmm, rewind it to the beginning...." The opening came on, and she
ordered the tape paused, when a full body shot of Austin Powers was on. "Now
let's see....." A look of intense concentration appeared on her face, and she
spouted out unintelligible words. The chanting went on for about 15 minutes,
when to Zarkon's utter amazement, the old witch began doing the chicken
dance!!! He couldn't help but hum the tune for her. She shot him a dirty
look, but continued to dance. An hour later, after doing the twist, an
improtu ballet solo, and the Macrena, her spell was done, and one Austin
Powers, clad in blue suit, and dark glasses, lay sprawled out on the floor.
Before Hagger could catch her breath, Zarkon grabbed her around the
waist, swinging her around in joy. "Hagger, I could kiss you!!! In
fact......" and he dipped her towards the ground, lips pressed firmly against
hers, in a deep kiss, tongue and all!! "You have more than earned a reward."
he said, leading the dazed witch to his bedroom.
As the door slowly began to close, Zarkon asked her, "Would you mind
assuming the form of that Vanessa wench, the one in the movie?!" A minute
later, the entire east wing of the castle was filled with loud, screeching,
sexual sounds, that could make a dog's ears bleed.
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To Be Continued!
Yep, you guesses it, an Austin Powers/Voltron crossover! Oh the humanity!!
Tell me what you think guys!

Um, this one is probably a PG 13 rating, mainly for sexual innuendoes,mild cursing, and a slight yaoi scene. See if you can even find the curse I'm thinking of!!!
Chapter Two: Shagadelic!!

"Groan" The man known as Austin Powers moaned, rolling over onto his
back. "My head is killing me. Feels like a disco is pounding down in me
noggin." He opened his eyes, then shut them quickly from the light.
Squinting, he stared up at the ceiling. "Where is this place?" He wondered
out loud. "Don't tell me one of Dr. Evil's agents captured me!?!" He
brightened momentarily. "Hope it's a beautiful one, one who wants to punish
me for being naughty!!!"
A woman's cackle broke his one sided commentary. he turned in it's
direction, seeing a dark shape against the door. "I hope she's better looking
than her voice sounds...." He wondered aloud.
"Oh I am!!! I am!!!" Hagger cackled, coming into view.
"GAAH!!" Austin shot up, nearly falling off the bed. "Who're you?! And
don't tell me......." He looked down visibly relieved to see he was still
dressed.
She cackled again. "Not yet, my handsome one!! But soon!!" She eyed
him lustily, thinking he looked even better in person than on tv. She
straightened up, thrusting her chest out. "I am......" But he cut her off. "I
know!! One of the gels at the club, slipped on of those new fangle drugs in
my drink. Brought me home to meet her mumsy......bet the dame wants to get
married to me. Well, you'll have to tell your daughter, I'm a lover plain and
simple. Don't be needing no ring on my finger, tying me down."
A man entered the room, laughing deeply. "A man after my own heart!!
See, old witch! that was my problem. Allowing myself to be tied to just one
woman, even if it was only for a short time. Brought me nothing but trouble.
Our son is living proof!" King Zarkon came to a stop in front of Austin,
looking him over in satisfaction.
Austin began to visible sweat, so nervous was he, under the steely
eyed gaze of the King. "Now look here! I don't go for no men, you dig?! So
you can find someone else to make goo goo eyes at!!!"
Zarkon looked surprised for a moment. "You misunderstand me!!! I'm a
ladies man myself! Allow me to introduce myself. I am King Zarkon, ruler of
the Drule Empire."
"And I am High Witch Hagger." She nodded at Austin, bending forward
slightly, so he could peer down her robes. He paled at the sight. "Uh, yeah
right......."
"I've brought you here......" Hagger inhaled sharply, and Zaron
quickly amended, "we brought you here.....to...well......to teach me how to
be a swinger!!!"
Dead silence for a full ten minutes as Hagger and Austin stared at
Zarkon in shock. "Oh! I get it! Someone at the Embassy is playing a little
joke on me!!!" Austin said, breaking out into a huge grin. "Come on out 007!!
Miss Pennyweather! Vanessa! Basil!! You guys had me going!! Ha ha!! Good show
man!!!" He looked around the room, expecting his friends and comrades to come
out and confirm his idea.
"I'm afraid you don't quite understand Mr. Powers." Hager said. He
refrained from telling her to just use his first name. he didn't want to be
on such familiar terms with the witch.....it might give her ideas! "This is
no joke. You are here to assist his highness with.....ah.....swinger
lessons." She grimaced at the thought.
"Him? A Swinger like me!? Don't make me laugh!" And he let out a
chuckle. "That grimace, those fin ears, that purplish-blue skin......." He
took no heed of the warning look Hagger sent him. "And to top it all off he's
bald and has not taste in fashion!!!"
To Hagger's surprise, Zarkon showed no anger. "You see," he began
smoothly. "That's why I brought you here. To help me improve my considerable
assets...." He ignored Hagger's derisive snort. "And make me a real ladies
man!!!"
"Ah, you got a hankering to be hip with the ladies eh?! That I can
understand!!! But......" he gave Hagger a side long look. "If they all look
like her, I don't see how you can ever get the slightest bit horny!!!"
"Why you....!" Hagger begun, her hands crackling with blue energy, the
tell tall sign of a spell about to be cast. With a wave of his hand, Zarkon
dismissed the witch from the room, much to her disappointment, and anger.
"Mr. powers and I need to discuss stuff, mano a mano....go do some.....witchy
things!!!" To himself, he thought, "After I learn all I need, perhaps I shall
make him Hagger's plaything.....oh yes!!! He shall pay for those remarks
indeed! Bad fashion taste my arse!!!"
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Not too long after Hagger had left, Zarkon took Austin on a tour of
the castle, mainly because Austin claimed he couldn't teach him anything
without seeing some prime dames as he put it, to get his mojo working. Not
surprisingly, they ended up in the west wing of the castle, were Zarkon's
favorite targets were located. They ducked into an alcove, that allowed them
to look over the ladies, without being noticed.
Austin's eyes nearly bulged out, at the glimpses he got off the
scantily clad ladies. "Now what have we here? Looks like someone stepped out
in their knickers, eh?!"
"Hmmm?" Zarkon asked, picking his tongue up off the floor. "It's a Harem,
what do you expect? They always dress like it, and these do, even though they
have a choice on what to wear!!!"
"Really?! How delightful!!" Austin replied, his eye now being caught by
the dark skinned girl in a white leather outfit, brandishing whips and
paddles. "Who's that?" Zarkon winced. "That's Gina, Mistress of Pain, self
proclaimed Paddle Queen of the harem. She doles out a special kind of
punishment for those she deems naughty...."
"If that's true, then pack me bags, and tell me I'm naughty!! Yeah baby,
yeah!!" He made as if too follow the Paddle Queen down the hall, but Zarcon
stopped him. "We're only hear for research....for now...." Zarkon mused,
staring as Michelle entered in a skin tight dark purple leather suit, that
made her purple hair seem even brighter than usually. She brandish a whip,
and had a pair of studded handcuffs clipped to her belt. "Seems she's still
in her whip and leather phase.....ever since that Springer Show debacle....."
"Blimey!! Except for the hair color, the gel reminds me of me gal pal
Vanesa in that get up." He noticed Dom, as the brunette grabbed Michelle's
arm and dragged her off for their daily Xena fest. Those Xena fests were the
reason they missed many a harem escapade, but it was also what kept them
relatively safe from harm. Can't get into too much trouble in a room full of
men slaves, watching Xena!!!!! (^_^)
Austin naturally gave Dom the once over. "I'd like to hang those
thigh highs on my...." But Zarkon elbowed him in the stomach, tired of his
comments. They weren't teaching him anything he didn't already know!!!!
Just then Tammysan caught their eyes. "So they're are blue skinned
babes of your race!!" Austin exclaimed. "I'm beginning to rethink my position
on the matter."
"Yes, they're are beautiful Drules, but their numbers are far too small,
and the females are even fewer." Zarkon explained, his eyes lingering on
Tamy's chest. "Which is why this one holds....my special attention. I would
like very much to......." But he was cut off, as Hagger and several guards
rushed towards them, muttering something about Voltron freeing yet another
planet from his rule. Zarkon gestured for Austin to follow, and with a
wistful glance at the unaware Scribes, he followed.
When it seemed apparent, this boring conversation was never gonna end,
he decided to slip away. He was totally disinterested in Zarkon's affairs of
the state (His bed however!!!), he decided to track down one of the many
foxes in this joint, and see if any fancied a shag. "I think this is the way
we came from." He wandered down the hall, coming upon a series of empty
rooms. "Maybe not." Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed movement. He
turned, and saw it was the white haired, blue skin beauty, Zarkon had
especially gone on about, uh Tammyan wasn't it? This looked promising. He
hurried down another corner, trying to keep up with the far off scribe, but
she always remained out of reach.
He turned yet another corner, only to discover she had vanished!!!
Then he noticed several doors, ebony black, as if to blend into the walls. "I
bet she's hiding in one of those rooms!" He thought, eagerly pulling open
doors. The first two rooms were empty, but on his third try, he got lucky.
Behind the huge double doors, with ornate carvings, a figure lay asleep in
the spacious bed. the person lay face down, white hair spread over the bare
back, like a cape, contrasting nicely against the blue skin.
"Oh! The little minx likes to sleep in the nude!!" Austin began
removing his clothes, revealing an extremely hairy chest. "So do I!!!" He
finished undressing, and eagerly slid under the covers.
Moving next to the body, he ran his fingers through the silky hair,
massaging the back, and going lower.......the figure moaned happily, voice
muffled by the pillows. "You like that baby?! Do I make you horny? I know you
make ME horny, those long white locks, baby smooth skin, well rounded
buttocks......and......" His eyes widened, as he massaged something a female
should not theoretically have.
"A.....a.......a tallywachker!?!" He accidently gave a hard squeeze in his
shock, all the while screaming, "Cor blimey! It's a man, baby! A man!! What
kind of sick ploy is this!! I'm aghast!! Despondent!! Disgusted! Almost
serendipitously unhorny.....well almost! I cannot believe this!!!"
Almost in time with Austin's raving, Lotor went on with his own, as
best he could, after waking up from a deep sleep, to find himself being
fondled and squeezed quite hard by a man. With a mighty yell, he gave a two
footed kick into the man's hairy chest, causing him to fly clear across the
room, and land unceremoniously in a heap.
Lotor let out a heap of curses, while simultaneously reaching for his
sword and blanket. He swore he would never sleep naked while alone again!!
That he would never party so hard, to cause him to sleep so deeply for hours,
in fact, to never sleep again, so help him God!!! To his utter frustration,
he could not find his sword and had to settle for wrapping the blanket around
him. he now thought he had an inkling of how he made Allura feel sometimes!
"Who the hell are you, and what did you think you were doing!?!
GUARDS!!!!
GUARDS!!!!! Blast it all, I'll feed you all to the robeasts if you don't get
in here this instant!!" He paused, as a thought occurred to him. "Did he
really want his men to come in and bear witness to this!?!"
"Let me repeat my first question......." he said, trying to get control
of himself.....
********************* The End!
Just kidding!! Of course it's to be continued! Stay tuned!

Part Three: Men Behaving Badly
"Who the hell are you?!" Lotor sputtered, clutching a blanket to his
bare chest.
The man with the extremely hairy chest, quickly gathered his clothes
against his nude body, trying to seem completely at ease, proclaimed, "Austin
Powers is the name. Shagging is my game."
"What were you doing fondling me in my own bed!?!" The prince asked,
still in shock.
"Well, you see, here I was aiming to get inside a happenin' bird's room,
she looked kinda like you....." He drifted off, thinking of Tammy.
"WHAT!?!" Lotor raged, shock instantly gone, at the thought of another
man daring to touch one of his women. "MY Tammy!?! You dared to lay your
stubby fingers on her!?!" He leapt across the bed, grabbing him by the neck,
heedless of their nakedness.
"Chill man, chill!" Austin shook the Prince off him. "I didn't know she
was yours!!! Didn't see no ring around her ringer! Didn't get that close a
look though....... Wouldn't have stopped me either! Never bagged a blue babe
before...bet that be a novel experience, if you know what I mean!" He elbowed
Lotor knowingly in the chest. "And I bet you do, old chap, I bet you do!!!"
Lotor's crown jewels certainly agreed, standing to attention, in
agreement. For once, even Lotor was embarrassed!! "Damn it! I've got to stop
thinking with that, and more with my brain......Look, let's call a ceasefire,
while we get dressed, and you explain how in the blazes you got into the
Harem in the first place."
"Smashing idea!!!" Austin agreed, hastily pulling on undies patterned
after the UK flag. "Interesting choice...." Lotor remarked sarcastically,
pulling on a tight pair of black vinyl pants, given to him by Jenn. (Along
with a pair of silver handcuffs!!! ^_^ Yep, talking about that pic she did
that I loved!!!!)
"You like these?" Austin asked, pulling his bright blue, crushed
velvet pants on. "Got me a pair in every existing flag's pattern. Really goes
over well with the ladies!!!"
".......Right." Lotor answered after a pause. "Your explanation now?"
"Right!" Austin said, securing around his neck, his male symbol pendant.
(No not THAT one!! The other one! For shame, you ecchi's!!!) "Well, all I
know is one minute I'm partying in the 60's, in what I think is the most
happening place of all time, London, tons of gels admiring me
bum.......Couldn't keep their 'ands off of me.......
were quite naughty.....some of the places they touched me!" He got "THE LOOK"
on his face. You know, the one that signals guys are having a really deep
sexual fantasy......."Oh behave!" He giggled.
"HELLO!?!" Lotor asked, wondering what this guy was on.
"Oh, right." Austin snapped out of it. "One minute I'm dancing, next
thing I know, I wake up with an aching noggin, and these really shriveled up
old yokels are hovering over me. Said they were a witch and a King......"
"HAGGER!" Lotor breathed. "And my father!" His face darkened.
"Right! That's their names!" Austin brightened. "You wouldn't believe
what they said they brought me here for!"
"I could hazard a guess....." Lotor muttered.
"That King fellow explained the gig to me." Austin continued. "Seems he
needed a swinger like me to teach him how to become totally shaggable to the
dames around here. What could I say but....Yeah, baby, yeah!"
Lotor facefaulted onto the floor. "He said what?! You said what!? Why in
God's name......this is too stupid!!!"
"What is?" Austin asked, wondering what drugs Lotor was on.
"That he could be a swinger!!!" Lotor exclaimed, getting up. "And that
you could teach him!!!"
"Are you doubting my teaching skills?!" Austin asked, affronted. "I
taught many a dame tons of fabulous shagadelic positions!! Once they got a
taste of the original swinger, they never went back to imitations!" He swung
his arms in a circular motion, ending with two thumbs up sign. "Yeah baby,
yeah!!!"
Lotor rubbed his aching temples. He hoped this guy wouldn't give him too
big a headache! "That's exactly it!!! You look and act pathetic!! I don't see
how you could get any women, let alone help my father get any!!!"
Austin hmphed. "I guess you gotta see the 'ole mojo in work!" He headed
for the door. "I guess I do!" Lotor said, a smug smile on his face. "Don't
say I didn't warn you!!!" Austin said, stepping out into the hallway. Lotor
followed him down to the main room.
Several female screams could be heard throughout the Harem, as
Castella, Tammy, Jenn, and Samara dropped whatever, or whomever they were
doing, to charge into Austin's arms. "Women love me teeth!" He confided to a
shell shocked Prince Lotor.
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Loud music blared from King Zarkon's private chambers. "Celebrate, come
on!!! There's a party going on right here........" Zoom into a floor length
mirror, starting with snakeskin, platform shoes, then travel up male legs
that sported crushed velvet, magenta with black pinstripes pants, to the
matching jacket, which underneath was a ruffled neck and wrist, silk black
shirt. It was open to the abdomen, and several gold chains were around the
man's neck. He wore a ratty old brown toupee, cut John Lennon style, and wore
black glasses with the pane removed. "Smashing baby!!!" King Zarkon said,
giving his reflection a yellow toothed smile. The poor mirror cracked, unable
to take the view any longer.
"YEP!!!" Zarkon said. "I still got it!!! Who needs Mr. Powers! I'm sure
I learned everything I needed to know from watching his movie twice!"
He stepped out the room. "Look out ladies, Zarkon is on the prowl!" He
rushed off to the west wing, where he promptly ran into his first victim,
Samara. She was on her way to tell the cook, Austin's dinner request, when
she ran into the hot to trot king!!!
She froze, not quite sure if she should start laughing hysterically, or
flee for her life! The man did not wear hair well! He didn't giver her a
chance, sidling up to her, placing one arm to the side of her head, against
the wall. Then he actually uttered the next sentence, "So, how does a hot
little number like you end up working in a dingy place like this?" He leaned
in closer, breathing in the scent of her.
Wide eye, trying not to gag, she murmured. "I guess it isn't the teeth
after all...."
To Zarkon she said, hesitatingly, "Well, uh.....you forced me to work
here.......
enslaved actually....."
"That's fascinating baby." Zarkon said, taking no note of her words.
"What say we go to my room and have us a shag?!" He smiled widely, displaying
bright yellow teeth.....and several orange ones. Samara wondered if those
were really his teeth, or false ones......"What?! Uh no!" Samara protested in
alarm. "I mean I'm needed in the kitchen!!" The regular Zarkon was alarming
enough, but this one was even worse!! It was hard not to burst into
laughter!!!
He backed away from her willingly, a first for the old pervert. "I want
to show you something....." And he pulled off his jacket. Letting it crumple
to the floor, he held out his hand to her. "Dance with me." He commanded.
She nervously shook her head. "I won't bite......hard!" He gave her
THE LOOK. "This is almost like a scene out of the movie!" She thought.
reluctantly taking his hand. He began swinging her around the hallway. "Let
me ask you a question baby.."
"Uh-oh! Here it comes!' Samara thought, getting all goose pimply.
"Do I make you horny!?!" Samara came to an abrupt stop, causing the
tyrant to stumble against the wall. "I've seen that movie, and let me hit
fast forward right now, and put a stop to all this!" She fumed, wrenching her
hand from his. "I will never, ever have sex with you again! Even if we were
the last Drules in the galaxy, and our species survival depended on us,
simply for procreation, I would not come near you!!! Never again, willingly
or unwillingly!"
"What's your point?!" Zarkon growled, rushing her, with arms
outstretched.
"OOOH!!!" She screamed, spinning on one heel, twisting around to knee him
hard in the stomach, and part of the crotchel area. He slammed hard against
the wall, and sank to the ground. "I see dancing has given you strong leg
muscles......" He wheezed.
"You got that right!" She said, picking up his jacket."Hey! What are
you doing with my jacket!?" He demanded.
"Taking it as a souvenir......a trophy!" She announced in satisfaction.
"Lord knows you've stolen a fair amount of my clothes, you old freak! Let's
see how you like it!!!" And with a flounce of her head, she marched
triumphantly off, with one crushed velvet magenta jacket.
"Okay then......" He wheezed. "I'm just gonna sit here, and get my
breath back...."
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Zarkon, his spirits only slighly dampened by the rebuffs of the dancer
Samara, marched bravely on through the harem, in search of his next victim.
As he passed by a door that was slightly ajar, the unmistakably sound of
joyous female laughter twinkled in his ears. With a predatory grin, he
quietly eased open the door, and snuck into the room. His eyes took in the
forms of Dom, Gina, Michelle, Moonie, and Rosemary, giggling and gossiping as
they dined upon Uno's Pizza that Michelle had brought back on her most recent
journey to her home planet.
Walking on tip toe, which was quite a feat in those platform shoes of
his, he climbed up on the bed. Coughing to get their attention, he asked,
"Does my butt make you horny?!" and rubbed his rear! Silenced descended upon
the room, as the five girls stared in utter astonishment at the expectant
king, who was down on all fours.
Finally Michelle found her voice. "Ah....could you repeat that?"
"I said, Does my butt make you horny?!" and this time he shook it
vigorously in their direction!!!
"I thought that was what he said......" muttered Michelle.
"Excuse me?!" Gina asked him, mirth evident in her voice.
"You know horny!! Randy! In the mood! Ready to dance the grim fandango
underneath the covers......." "Believe me, it would be grim....." Moonie
said darkly.
Zarkon went on unabashed. "Ready to experience my hunk, a hunk, a burning
love!!" And he got up, and started to dance, a desperate imitation of the
dance he kept seeing Austin do in the movie.
The girls turned to stare at each other, remarkably managing a five way
stare. Tears began to well up in their eyes, as eye contact made it quite
impossible to maintain a straight face. As one, five voices laughed
uproaressly, causing the king to full on his bum! That only caused them to
laugh harder, clutching their stomachs. Zarkon stood up angrily, yelling,
"Stop it, damn it! I make you horny, I know I do!!!" They only laughed even
more, for his toupee had fallen to the side, covering one eye, and leaving
him half bald!
"Fine then! I'll take you all here and now regardless! GUARDS!!!"
Zarkon advanced menacingly towards them, but his shoelaces had come undone,
tangling together, causing him to stumble. He ended up tumbling headfirst
into what was left of the pizza, spattering cheese and tomato sauce onto the
girls. Sputtering angrily, he pushed himself up, only to see the five were
still laughing, now pounding the floor with their fists.
"Do I make you horny he asks!!!" laughed Dom. "As horny as a fish out of
water would feel!!!"
'That fake toupee looks like he skinned Coba and dyed it brown!!!"
Rosemary chuckled.
"You think those are his real teeth?" Gina asked.
"Well his breath certainly smells bad enough for them to look that
way!!!" giggled Michelle.
"Wait.......when did you get that close to him?" Moonie asked,
momentarily sober.
"Who needs to be close to smell it? The minute he opens his mouth,
whole greenhouses wilt!!" Michelle's replied.
"Who the hell needs you dames anyway!!" Zarkon screamed, running from
the room. "I've had better receptions from 90 year old harpies!!!"
"I bet you do!" came Gina's echoing response, followed by another batch
of giggles.
He slammed the door shut, in sheer frustration. "Damn them!! They were
so helpless with laughter....but at his expense!! He should have taken each
one, so consumed with laughter firsttimewere they.......CURSES!! That
laughter was what had stopped him. For the first time in years, he felt dead
in his pants....and it was all cause of that infernal laughter!!!!
"Maybe I should just give up for the day...." He muttered, heading
towards the passage that held a shortcut to his chambers. Unfortunately, that
meant he had to walk through the main chamber of the harem, where Austin,
most of the harem, and a sour Prince Lotor partied.
Anger flared in the king's eyes, at all the attention that was piled
upon the spy. He clenched his fists watching Valeta feed him peeld grapes,
while Steph and Castella fanned him with huge feather fists. He grinded his
teeth, when the laughing five rushed past him to tell of his humiliation to
the rest of the Harem. He almost went into a blood fury, when his failed
antics produced a different response from those five to the spy. He did draw
blood when Samara and Tammysan stood up, and began dancing erotically with
the spy.
With a loud curse, he turned on his heel and ran. "I'll take the long
way back!!!"
He knocked guards over. "One mega playboy is bad enough, but two!!!! I've got
to get rid of that blasted spy!!!"
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To Be Continued......
Me thinks Zarkon is going to ship him off to Arus, along with a robeast
or two!