After Rice-A: Voltron Force returns to Arus

Nanny and Koran waited in Castle Control. The Voltron Force and Princess
Allura had just returned from a vaction on Rice-A. The first to come back
up on his t-bar was Lance.
"What a weekend! Those Scribes can Par-ty!" Lance wore his usual
self-satisfied smirk....only worse.
Everyone else had reappeared while Lance was talking.
"I could have stayed there another week!" Hunk declared.
Devana, who had just been whispering in Sven's ear, smiled, "It's a shame
we couldn't stay longer. I had a wonderful time."
Sven put his arm around her waist pulling her close, "We'll get back."
"Lance, a message of unknown origin came for you," Koran spoke up,
"Apparently it's from someone named Moonsilk."
Lance, rare as it is, blushed a deep red.
"There's also a message for Keith from someone named Gina...and a complaint
from Lotor saying Keith snuck into Castle Doom."
Keith, however, was no where to be found.
"Three guesses..." Lance whispered in the direction of Sven and Devana, who
pretended not to hear him.
Nanny caught Allura passing the Green Lion key to Devana. Pidge, being
younger than his teammates had not gone with them to Rice-A.
"What's this?" Nanny demanded. "Allura, I demand an explanation."
"It's very simple Nanny," Devana spoke, "Allura hasn't flown a lion in
quite awhile and since Pidge wasn't going we decided she could fly Green
Lion and I would ride with Sven in Blue Lion."
"You young lady were brought to Arus so there would be no need for the
princess to fly anymore and you do this behind my back?"
"It was Keith's decision," Devana said simply, "he's the captain."
"One more thing before you all unpack," Koran spoke, "Princess Romelle is
here for a few weeks visit. Apparently her trip to Rice-A was spoiled so
she decided to come here."
"She never learns..." Devana sighed. "If she's here I'm going to Doom."
"And leave me alone?" Sven asked.
"You can come with me sweetie," she slipped her arms around his neck.
"If you help me unpack I'll help you unpack," Sven grinned mischievously
after a long, deep kiss.
"That's a deal handsome," Devana took his hand and they left Castle
Control, headed for Sven's room, "We'll be a few days Nanny...maybe a week."
"That girl is absolutely shameless!" Nanny fumed. "Allura I forbid you to
be around her."
"Nanny, she's in love." Allura smiled, she thought Sven and Devna were cute
together.
"She is a..a..a shameless hussy! Taking him from Romelle the way she did!
She ought to be in Lotor's harem!"
"Somehow," Lance spoke, "I don't think even Lotor is into incest."
"What? What are you talking about?" Nanny stood yelling as everyone walked
out. "I demand you tell me!"
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I know it's not on Doom or anything but Devana does live on Arus and I
thought you might like to see what's going on where she is. I daresay
she'll be visiting Doom rather frequently though.
Devana


Devana entered her room in the Castle of Lions and turned her interstellar
communicator to a secured channel.
"Ok girls, now I know you can't all be with my brother at the same time,
unless you're having another of your parties, so someone answer me."
"Hi Devie!! Paddle Queen speaking," Gina grinned from her communicator on
Planet Doom. "What's happening over there?"
"Girdle Woman has arrived for a visit," Devana sighed.
"Ewww...yuck! You poor thing. Lock yourself and Sven in your room or his
and scramble the access code," Gina advised.
"I'd do it if he were here. Nanny volunteered him to play bodyguard to Her
Royal Spoiledness."
"Like anyone would want to get anywhere near THAT!" Gina wrinkled her nose
in disgust.
"I'm thinking of sneaking out to see you guys..."
"So do it!" Gina shouted.
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Please feel free to add on as I've no idea where it's headed.
Devana

Subj: A visit from Devana....

"You're kidding!!! You are kidding...aren't you?"
"Not in the least," Lotor smiled at his big sister.
"All of them?" Devana thought her head was about to spin off of her body.
"No, just the Scribes."
"Does Mom know?" Devana looked him in the eye.
"Uhh...no, not yet."
"I need some air," Devana exited her brother's room, careful as always not
to be seen by anyone loyal to Zarkon.
"Hey Devie! You up for a game of poker?" Tamy shouted down the hall from
the Scribes' area of Castle Doom.
"I don't know....is Dom playing?" Devana grinned, if she had to have
multiple sister's-in law at least she knew she got along with all of them.
"Well....yeah. She's determined to learn."
"Sure...why not?"
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Not much of a start but anyone that wants to is free to add to it.
Devana Devana's visit continued.part 2
Dev's visit..part 2
Devana came to the poker table. Tamy was wearing her straw cowboy hat with the
small Texas hat pin in it. This meant that she was the dealer. As usual her
favorite brand of soda water was beside her. She was dealing out the cards
when Dev sat down.
"Ah, you're just in time, Dev..just startin' a game.." Tamy said, taking a
swig of her Big Red soda.
Dom said, "How CAN you drink that stuff? All that sugar and caffine.."
"Mmmm..keeps me goin'.." Tamy grinned.
Michelle, who was sitting beside Tamy quipped. "So I heard last night.."
Tamy blushed. "Well..um.."
All the girls including Devana laughed. She knew her brothers charms were
always impressive. Tamy dealt the cards.
Dom said excitedly."What are we playing for?"
"Nothing..this is just for fun.." Michelle said.
"Aw! Couldn't we play for credits? Man-slaves, something like that?" Dom
whined a litle.
"No way!" Tamy said. "You win too much and you don't even know what you're
doing! For now while you're learning the game, we'll just play, ok? Once you
learn how, then we'll play for some interestin' stakes.."
"Well..ok.. " Dom said reluctantly.
They began to play, correcting Dom when she did something wrong - in a nice
way of course! They laughed, cutting up and joking. This of course attracted
others to the table, including Cossack.
"Hey, hey ladies..you wouldn't be playing STRIP poker, would you? Can I watch?
Better yet I could participate! " Cossack grinned like a maniac.
The girls around the table giggled. Cossack was ALWAYS hitting on them!
Tamy tipped her hat back and looked levelly at Cossack.
She said sweetly, "Why Cossack darlin', what gave you that idea?"
Cossack, hearing the endearment, was encouraged. "Hey, you know me.." he
grinned, ever hopeful.
Michelle smiled a promising smile. "Gee, girls should we let Cossack IN? Into
the game I mean..."
Dom said, "No way!" and got an elbow from Devana who was trying to keep from
laughing. Cossack's expression was priceless!
Tamy smirked at Cossack and said. "Hmmm..well..Cossack, what'cha got to bet
with, hmmm? Gotta have something to bet, you know. It has to be um -
SUBSTANTIAL..."
Michelle nodded. "Yeah, no small-time stuff.."
Dom, ever helpful said, "Yeah, you gotta be hung!"
Tamy just about choked on her soda trying not to laugh. Michelle, Dev and Dom
were no better. Cossack was totally unnerved! He had expected outright
refusal, but not this! At last it looked like he was going to get lucky! He
began to strut around the table a little like a bantam rooster.
"Well, ladies. I can demonstrate what I got. Any of you want to verify it?
Perhaps the ah- dealer would care to - "
Suddenly his com beeped. Cossack cursed under his breath.
"Dammit, I have to go!" he said.
Michelle said, "Don't worry, Cossack! We'll be waitin' for you!"
"Yeah, sweetheart!" Tamy said then added, "When pigs fly and Zarkon actually
turns NICE!"
They were all giggling now as Cossack, who realized it was a joke, stomped
off.
Devana choked. "Or when Rommelle goes on Slim Fast.."
Tamy giggled. "Dev, that's catty!"
Devana totally caught up in the merriment of the moment said, "MEEE-YOW!"
They all bust up laughing. They continued to play awhile and Dom was actually
picking up on the game rather well. Devana, in a quiet moment, said, "I can't
believe you're all going to be my sister-in-laws..."
"Told you did he?" Tamy said, peeking under her hat.
Devana nodded. "Mom's gonna flip!"
"It is unusual.." Michelle said.
"No, actually it's not.." Tamysan said. "In Bibical times on Earth, men or
rather partiarchs would take multiple wives. King Solomon, I think had about
300, I think? That didn't include all his concubines..I'd have to brush on my
bible, y'know. But that is a fact that they took multiple wives.."
Devana nodded. "Yes, that is true, but still it sort of floors me, since I
know Lotor's been after Allura so."
They all nodded, when suddenly they heard a familar voice. A chilling familar
voice down the hall, calling Lotor's name.
"Lotor! Where are you? Damn fool idiot! Come out now!"
"Dammit!" Tamy hissed. "Trout's bitin' today.."
Devana said, "What?"
Michelle hissed, "Under the table, Dev!"
Tamy, for emphasis, leaned over and pushed Dev under the table, which was
covered with a green cloth.
"It's Zarkon! Stay hidden! We can't let him see you! You may be Lotor's half
sister, but believe me when it comes to bedding a wench he won't ask
questions!"
Devana nodded mutely and she prayed that Zarkon wouldn't discover her
presence!
anyone care to add?
tam

Devana's visit- Dom's turn
Everyone is under the table:
Michelle,"Why does Zarkon ALWAYS have to ruin our fun?"
Tamy," I don't know! must be a horny king thing"
Dom," Well can we still play poker under here? I mean i had a good hand and
all...
Devana," Yeah can we? i mean Zarkon can't see us and as long as we're quiet.
Tamy,"Oh all right. Lemme reach up and grab my cowboy hat. If i don't wear it,
i don't deal!
Dom," Grab me some pretzel's while your up there.
Michelle,"Yeah i want my drink! Don't forget the cards too!
Tamy," Duh!"
Peeking out from under the green table cloth Tamy looks both ways to make sure
Zarkon is not in the harem. She cautiously stands up and goes for the pack of
cards on the table, when suddenly:
Tamy: EEEEEEKKKKKKK! what the hell!!!
with that EEEEEEKKKKK three girls under the table scramble out to see what
happened. To their horror they see King Zarkon with a handful of Tamy's hair
in his hand!
Zarkon: So! What do we have here? My pretty little scribes involved in
gambling! How nice and erotic! hahahhaahha! What are you betting? Money,
slaves, turns with Lotor? WHAT?(yanking Tamy's hair all the more painfully)
Tamy: We're playing for fun flounder face!
Zarkon: oh your playing for fun, I see. Stupid wench! Now I'm playing and were
gonna play a nice COMPLETE round of strip poker! (at this last statement
Zarkon lets go of Tamy's hair and throws her on the floor)
Dom:(helping Tamy off the floor) Thats disgusting! who the hell wants to see
you strip?
As usual Dom's big mouth gets her into trouble! Zarkon turns to Dom and opens
up his robe and completely flashes her!
Dom:AAAAAAKKKKKKKKK! By the gods! I'm blind! Someone help me!
Devana: What do we do now?!!
what will they do?!!!!
DomDes

Subj: Devana's visit 2 and three quarters
Er..Dom..you sorta messed up..we weren't ALL under the table..BUT I can fix!
"Dom.." Tamy shook her. "DOM! Snap out of it! The flounder's comin'!"
"Huh?" Dom came out of her daze and shuddered. "Oh!"
Michelle hissed. "What's the matter with you?"
Dom shuddered. "Ugh..flashback.." She looked down the hall. "Oh, geez, he's in
his robe! He's gonna flash us!" Dom squeeked as she tried to dive under the
table with Devana.
Tamy jerked her up by the arm. "Stay UP here!" she hissed. "We gotta be brave!
and make sure he don't see Devana!"
Dom sat stiff as a board in her chair and said to Tamy, "Are you SURE you're
not part-Drule?"
Michelle whispered, "Here he comes.."
"Don't SAY that!" Dom nearly panicked.
Zarkon, seeing the ladies, sauntered over. He had a grin on his face.
"Well, ladies..gambling I see. How nice. What are you gambling for, hmm?
Perhaps a game of strip poker would be in order?"
The girls looked at each other. Devana, under the table, wanted nothing more
than to geld the old pervert where he stood!
take it away Devana..or anyone else..
tam

Devana Visits -- Enter Moonie The Unlikely Fish Catcher
My .02 ;)
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Moonie skipped down the hall, her arms weighted with various sex toys and
lingerie. A new order of "supplies" had arrived from Sex-IS-Us, and she was
anxious to show them off to all the girls. As she continued to make her way
down the hall in a jubilant fashion, the sound of a familiar fishy voice
accosted her senses.
"Come, come, ladies. A little game of strip poker never killed anyone."
Ugh! It's ol' Snapperhead! She thought, shivering with revulsion, What's he
doing here?
"It would if they had to look at you naked, Sparky!" She heard Dom exclaim
loudly.
"Dom!" Several girls bellowed in unison.
"Well, it's true!" Came Dom's response.
"Now, now, now, girls. We shouldn't argue..."
Moonie immediately cut off the remainder of Zarkon's words and hurriedly
made her way to the room entrance, then peeked inside.
Tamy, Dom, and Michelle were crowded in front of the table, almost blocking
it entirely from Zarkon's view. Tamy, and Dom wore looks of fearful
defiance on their faces, while Michelle just looked plain scared. Zarkon's
back was to Moonie, but he was wearing his infamous red robe -- showing off
his legs again and scaring everyone, no doubt.
Moonie blinked when she saw the tablecloth shift a bit, and then Devana's
golden eyes peek out at her.
Eeep! She though, What's Devana doing here!
She knew that she couldn't just stand there, if old Snapperhead got a
glimpse of Devana, that would be the end of it. Devana would wind up in
Zarkon's bedchambers in a flash.
Without a second thought, Moonie dropped everything she had been holding in
her arms onto the floor and stepped into the doorway.
"Yoo-hoo!" Moonie called.
Zarkon's head snapped around at the sound of the feminine voice, and Moonie
smiled at him seductively.
"I was looking all over for you, Kingypoo." She purred, draping herself over
the doorframe.
Zarkon grinned at her, and she fought the urge to hurl at the sight, "Well,
well, well, have we had a change of heart pervert goddess?"
Moonie cringed inwardly, "Oh, Kingypoo, I was never truly repulsed by you!"
She gushed, "I just like to play a little."
Zarkon's grin widened, much to Moonie's dismay, "A tease, are you, wench?"
He took a step towards her.
Moonie's eyes immediately shifted to the girls in front of the table. Their
mouth's were gaping, and their eyes were wide, but she was sure that they
knew she WASN'T really attracted to Snapperhead...
At least she prayed that they knew...
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Take it away ladies!! :)
Moonie -- GOP

Devana Visits -- Sex Toys to the Rescue!

Tamy, Michelle, Dom were standing there gap-mouthed at Moon's provocative pose
and come hither look at Zarkon.
Dom squeeked, "I didn't know Moon felt that way about Fish face!"
Michelle elbowed her. "You know she doesn't, Dom!"
Dom shrugged. "I KNEW that.."
Tamy whispered. "Moon's got herself in a corner again! We need a distraction
from the distraction!"
Michelle whispered back, "And get Devana out of here!"
Zarkon sauntured a little closer to Moon, who stood draped over the doorframe,
a frozen smile on her face. Although she LOOKED calm, inside she was
panicking.
Pleasedon'tlethimtouchmePleasedon'tlethimtouchmePleasedon'tlethimtouchme..she
frantically thought.
Zarkon heard the other girls whispering and turned his head a little, flashing
them a shark's grin.
"Ladies..come now..fighting over me? Don't worry I have more than enough for
everyone.."
Dom muttered, "Enough ugly maybe.."
"What was that, dears?" Zarkon asked.
Tamysan piped up. "Uh - Dom's gotta pee, but she'll be right back!" She jerked
Dom near her, "Get Dev out now!"
"What about you!" Dom said fearfully, remembering that awful time that Tamy
didn't talk much about.
"Don't worry bout me. Just get her out.." Tamy said.
Tamy walked towards Zarkon, her hips swaying. "Your Majesty...there's more
than one Scribe who would welcome the attentions of a powerful man such as
yourself.."
Zarkon turned. He had just about put his hand around Moonsilk, who was STILL
frozen in place with that awful smile!
Zarkon smirked. "Well now! I am so glad to have such willing beauties at my
command.." He frowned ever so slightly. "I had a dream about you two.."
Tamy smiled. "Well, maybe we should make it a reality?" She got very close,
and walked her fingers up his chest through the robe, holding back a shudder.
She looked at Moon, then at the toys and back at Moon.
Zarkon suddenly grabbed her in a bear hug and Tamy gulped and then she mouthed
soundlessly, "Moon - toys - get - toys!"
Moon looked at Tamy and thought, Toys!? Eek! Tamy's gone bonkers! Wait -
wait..think, think.. Then Moon's face crept into a smile and she rushed over
to the discarded sex toy box. Tamy was tussling with Zarkon, who was trying to
get more of a hold on her. He had knocked off her hat and was trying to slip
her top off.
"Now, now dear. I like it when you Scribes play hard to get, but it's time to
get down to - "
BONK!!!!! THUD!!
Zarkon went down in a boneless heap! Tamysan stood there stunned but relieved
that Moon got her message. She bent, made sure he was out and then looked at
Moonie.
"What the HECK did you brain him with?" Tamysan asked.
Moon grinned and took the mysterious object from behind her back. "With this!"
Tamy stood there and said, "Who in the heck ordered THAT?"
Suddenly Hagar appeared, walking down the hall. She saw Moonie.
"Is my Medusian Pleasure toy in? Hey! Wait! That's it!" She growled and
snatched the large heavy 12 inch, 3 inch wide instrument away.
Tamy stood there goggle-eyed and tried VERY hard to remain straight-faced.
Hagar said, "How much do I owe for this?"
Moonie said, "Tell you what, Hagar, take Zarkon back to his chambers and it's
free!"
Hagar looked down at Zarkon's prone form and thought for a moment.
"Give me my leather bustier at 50 percent off and you got a deal!" Hagar said.
"50 percent?" Moonie gasped. Heck that was wholesale! Tamy gave her a look.
Moon sighed. If it got rid of Sparky, it was worth it. "Okay Hagar, you got a
deal. But why you need that? You got uh - Mum-Ra, don't cha?"
"Practice! You nosy Scribe!" She waved her hand and suddenly she and Zarkon
were gone.
Suddenly Moonie and Tamy started to laugh. Dom, Michelle and Devana came
running with lots of questions and Moon and Tamy answered them all, laughing
their heads off.
the end!

Devana visits....Sven arrives!

Having given up on poker Devana was now playing blackjack with her brother
while the Scribes watched.
Devana glanced at her cards, her face expressionless, "Hit me."
Lotor passed his sister another card, "You have five cards now."
"I know," Devana said, "Hit me again."
Lotor passed her one more card.
"Ok," she smiled, "I'll stand."
Lotor turned his two cards over, a king and a nine, "Beat that."
Devana turned her cards over slowly...an ace, a seven, another ace, a
queen, an ace, and a final ace.
"I don't believe it!" Lotor shock his head, "Twenty-one with six cards."
Tamy skipped into the harem, having missed the last several hands, "One
tall, dark, and sexy Norwegian has been spotted headed this way," she
grinned at Devana.
Devana got up from her chair as Sven entered the harem and approached him.
Sven put his arms around her waist and spun her around.
"Next time...I go with you," Sven kissed her, "I had the worst time getting
out of Romelle's sight so I could follow you."
They stood there for a moment gazing at each other. Unlike her brother,
Devana was monogimus. One man and one man only was the only way she did
things.
"He looks even better up close," a girl from the regular harem admired
Sven, "Yum yum yummy!"
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I'll leave it here...as always anyone that wants to add on go ahead!
Devana

Subj: Devana visits...Sven Arrives - 2

"Awwwwww, how sweet!!" Michelle exclaimed, looking at Devana and Sven with a
dreamy, gooey-eyed gaze.
Moonie quirked an eyebrow at her friend, "Mich, you're gonna give me
cavities. It's bad enough that we have to watch the two love-birds."
Michelle frowned at Moonie, "Oh, you're just sore because you're not getting
any."
Moonie snorted, "No, I would be sore if I WAS getting some." She said
tartly.
Michelle tilted her head to one side studiously, "So why aren't you getting
any?"
Moonie sighed and rolled her eyes, "I dunno, why don't you ask Big Blue
himself."
"Michelle, shoosh already about Moonie and Lotor." Tamy said admonishingly.
"Sven and Devana sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G." Dom whispered the
childhood ditty, then giggled, "I wonder if he's hung well?"
Moonie chuckled, "I am guessing between eight and ten inches myself." She
replied.
Tamy started chuckling then, "Do you think he likes to be in charge?"
"I wouldn't let him be." Dom hissed.
"Oh, Dom, you're such a control freak." Michelle intoned.
"Hey, watch, Devana is moving away from him a bit." Moonie said suddenly.
"What are we looking for, Moonie?" Tamy asked.
"That size estimate I gave you, just watch." Moonie replied, "That kiss had
to do something for him. Oooh...Oooh...Look at the crotch of his pants..."
She trailed off.
All eyes were glued to the crotch of Sven's pants, then one after one, each
of the girls began to giggle.
"I'm betting it's more like seven inches." Tamy said quietly.
"Nah, more like eight, maybe eight and a half. Not as big as nine though.
Definitely not a tenner." Dom said with an authoritative nod of her head.
"I am sticking to my original estimate." Moonie said, "Although, judging by
the way it's outlined by his trousers...hmmmm...maybe I would even tack
another inch on it."
"Moonie!" Michelle exclaimed in a hushed voice, "You're getting
pretty...um...well, you are the Pervologist...how can you tell without him
being...well...hard?"
"Thick too , ain't it?" Dom said, almost in awe.
Moonie nodded, "He's a fat one alright." She agreed.
"Moonie, how come you're sizing up Sven anyway?" Tamy asked suddenly.
Moonie shrugged, "Why not?"
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Sorry in a naughty mood...hehehe...
Next!!
Moonie GOP

Sven arrives 3 - A HOWLING good time
here's MY contribution to the usual craziness..tam

Sven only vaguely heard some giggling as he and Devana kissed. God, it seemed
like a lifetime since he was with her last. His forced outings with Romelle
had been embarrassing. The whole time she had openly tried to seduce him, but
he was immune to whatever dubious charms she posessed. Although he hated Doom
and had hated his slavery here, he was begining to see the other side of the
coin here. There were slaves, yes. There was misery, yes, but there were also
people who lived and died here. Good people who wanted only for Zarkon's reign
to end. He was beginning to see that Drules as a whole were not a horrible
race, and although he still felt hate for Lotor, though Devana's eyes he began
to see him differently. Perhaps someday between all of them, they could change
things...
Mmmm..Devana was the most wonderful kisser! Sven felt himself getting warm -
no, actually hot. It they didn't stop soon, he would scoop her up and take her
to one of the guest rooms! More giggling from the Scribes. He wondered what
was - ohhh..Rommelle never stirred him like this! So deeply and in more ways
than the physical.
Suddenly a very loud howling reverberated through the Scribes Harem. Sven and
Dev jerked up, their mood suddenly broken. They put their hands to their ears.
"Vhat IS that!" Sven said to one of the Scribes.
All the Scribes were complaining, cursing and the like.
Moonie said, "It's Hagar!"
"And she's gotta be with Mum-Ra!" Tamy cried out, sticking her fingers in her
ears.
"Or with Fishy!" Dom yelled.
Devana depite the noise, laughed. "Goodness! What IS he doing to her?"
Dom said, "What do YOU think?"
Tamy giggled at the howling. "I've heard dyin' cows that sound better than
that! She does this when she's especially uh - "
"Horny!" Dom said ever-helpful.
Sven said, "This ALMOST mekes me vant to go back to Ahrus!"
Devana hugged him tight. "Oh no you don't, my Svengali.." she lightly kissed
his earlobe.
Tamy said, "Hang on, it's sounds like it's winding down now.."
"WHHHHHHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, oh BABY! YES!!! Give it UP to mama!"
All the Scribes cringed. Sven and Devana bust out laughing, then they all
started laughing - gut busting laughs. Finally the Scribes Harem was silent
except for the laughter.
Moon looked at a decorative wall clock and said, "Well, kiddos..if she's with
Sparky Zarky, it should be oh - another um 30 minutes?"
Tamy nodded. "Yeah, but if it's Mum-Ra.."
Then suddenly they heard,
"Oooooooooohhh..baby..yeah..my sweet mummy of love..."
"TOO LATE!" Dom yelled.
They all laughed hysterically and went elsewhere. Dom, however stayed behind.
She was in charge of the betting pool and had to keep track of how many times
Hagar rode on the hobby horse. Let's see..Moon was down for 10, Tamy bet 8, I
bet 20..20! Dom groaned. Oh well...there were WORSE things!
take it away!
tam-tam
Subj: Sven Arrives 4: in the hot tub

Sven, after alot of begging and pleading from Devana, agreed to stay and
relax for awhile. Right now a fair-sized group of them were in the harem's
gaint hot tub...the tub was as big as a swimming pool! That Sven liked, it
meant everyone was off in there little groups which gave a degree of privacy.
Squeals were suddenly heard at the other end of the tub. Lotor and the
Scribes had just gotten into a free-for-all water fight. Dom had just
gotten dunked under the water, Tamy was soaking everyone with a water
rifle....there was splashing all around. It made quite the contrast...water
fight at one end of the hot tub and romancing at the other.
Sven was enjoying every kiss he could get because something told him they
would soon be targeted by the Scribes.
Momentarily, they got soaked curtesy of Dom getting out of the tub with a
bucket of water and dumping it over there heads.
"I give up," Sven smiled at Devana, "Let's get them!"
Soon a free for all was in full swing and everyone and everything was
soaked. Devana threw several water balloons at her brother...only to get
pulled under the water by him and Sven later. Finally, everyone was too
exhausted to continue.
"That was fun," Devana leaned on Sven while catching her breath.
Everyone stood in the hot tub catching their breath.
"I'll go get some dry towels for everyone." Devana climbed out of the hot tub.
Sven stared at her body as she got out. She was slim, athletic with all the
curves in the right places...plus there wasn't an ounce of fat on her body.
A vast improvement over Romelle....Sven smiled to himself then let out a
wolf whistle.
Devana blushed for a moment at Sven's whistle then suddenly found herself
in a choke hold with a laser rifle pointed at her head!
"If you don't do as I say," Romelle screamed. "I'll kill her right here!"
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I had to do it... next writer?
Devana

Devana visits - HOTTUB -- Moonie To The Rescue -- Version 1
WARNING: Major innuendo and some naughty words...
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"Oh, Romelle, ya big fat cow in a Princess' clothing." Moonie said,
gracefully leaping out of the hot tub and walking towards Romelle and
Devana, "Why don't you just take your jaw flapping, corsetted chubbiness on
outta here and get a life."
"I swear I'll blast her if I don't get what I want!" Romelle bellowed, her
face growing red and puffy.
"Romelle! Romelle!" Moonie exclaimed, "Please don't yell. It makes your
face look all red and fat."
Romelle immediately blanched and began to pat her face, "You lying whore!"
She yelled, "My face is not fat!"
Moonie chuckled, "Did you know that jealousy causes zits?" She asked, "Not
just a little pimple or two, but lots and lots of gigantic cystic zits full
of puss and goo."
"You lying bitch!" Romelle hollered, "I have always been jealous and I have
PERFECT skin." She thrust her nose up into the air haughtily.
Moonie clucked her tongue at Romelle, "Now, now, that's not a ladylike way
to speak, now is it?" She admonished, all the while advancing on the armed
Romelle and the stunned Devana, "Tell me, Romelle, was Avok a good lay? Was
he well hung? Did he make you scream and moan and writhe with desire?" She
paused and grinned, "Did he make you beg for it?"
At this the crazed Princess flushed brightly.
"Ah!" Moonie exclaimed, "So he did make you beg for it, didn't he?"
Romelle flushed even brighter.
"Now what could possibly be better than that?" She asked, smilling brightly
at Romelle, "Tell me something, Romelle, did you know that I have a Ph.D. in
Pervology?"
Romelle looked at Moonie goofily and shook her head, "No, what's that got to
do with anything? I want Sven, damn it! I want him! I want him! I WANT
HIM!" She stamped her foot impatiently.
Moonie merely smiled at her benignly, "Well, what it means is this." She
said matter-of-factly, still advancing on the distraught Romelle and the
even more distraught Devana, "It means that I can tell how well hung a guy
is from ten paces away -- while he's fully clothed and limp."
Romelle's jaw dropped.
"Close your mouth, dearie, you might catch flies." Moonie said, "Of course
we all know that you draw flies anyway -- just not with your gaping mouth."
Romelle blinked, obviously the innuendo Moonie's words went right over her
bottled blonde head, but she snapped her jaw shut nonetheless, "What are
you trying to say, slut?" She asked.
Moonie clucked her tongue again, "Such harsh language from such an unrefined
lady -- so un-Princess-like." She smiled once more, now only a few scant
feet from Romelle and Devana, "What I'm trying to say is that I already KNOW
what size jock strap Sven requires, and it ain't an extra-large, if you
catch my drift."
Again, Romelle's jaw dropped, and her lower lip began to tremble,
"Well...well..." She stammered, "What size...?"
Moonie chuckled lightly, "What size is it? Is that what you want to know?"
Romelle nodded fervently.
"Try an extra, extra small, dearie." Moonie replied coolly to the resounding
sound of numerous gasps and a red-faced glance from Sven.
"You lying whore!" Romelle bellowed, shoving the nose of the blaster even
harder against Devana's head.
"I kid you not, Romelle." Moonie said calmly, "And, if I read your flushes
correctly, Avok, took, at the very least, an extra large."
"Oh, yes." Romelle gushed, then caught herself and cleared her throat.
But, it was too late, that single moment of hesitation was all Moonie
needed. She leapt on both Romelle and Devana, knocking them to the ground
and wrestling the blaster out of Romelle's limp wristed hold.
"Give that back, you bitch!" Romelle hollered, her face turning red and
puffy once more.
Moonie laughed, "Oh, don't you wish, you doltish Princess Allura wannabe."
She looked the blaster over and noted that the safety was still on, "My, my,
my. You would have gotten real far with this." She clicked the safety off
and pointed it at Romelle, "Would you like to see how this thing works?
Because according to the laws of guns, the safety has to be OFF in order for
it to fire. Here let me demonstrate." She offered Romelle her hand, "Come,
come now, don't be shy."
Romelle tentatively took Moonie's hand, and Moonie grunted loudly as she
hefted the chunky Princess to her feet.
"Now, Romelle. Run." Moonie said, pointing the blaster at her once more.
Romelle paled and screeched, then turned and began to run. Moonie took aim
and fired a round of lazon fire at the fleeing Princess, scorching her
delicate blue gown. She fired a second round,this time scorching her
bottled blonde tresses. And a third round, which nicked her high-heel.
Romelle screeched herself into tears, then vanished somewhere within another
part of the castle.
Devana peered up at Moonie, still shocked, "How did you...how did you know
the safety was on? And, how did you know that you could approach us without
me getting shot?"
Moonie smirked and crossed her arms over her chest, "I have a Doctorate in
Pervology, and Romelle is a first year case study back at the School of
Pervology. I knew how to get her distracted enough to ignore what was going
on around her. I didn't get that Ph.D. just so I could sell sex toys you
know!"
Devana laughed, and leapt to her feet, then ran to Sven for a little smooch
and a squeeze, after which, she suddenly returned her attention to Moonie,
"Oh, but Moonie, Sven doesn't wear an extra small." She said, her cheeks
growing pink.
Moonie smirked, "Do tell." She said, chuckling her way back to her little
piece of the hot tub.
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Okay, so that was selfish of me, but that's why it's only a VERSION, I
surely hope someone writes another version...heh.
Moonie -- GOP (and that Goddess of Perversion title is really showing up
lately.)
When Princesses Collide!!!!!
(Yet another part of Devi and Sven's visit to Doom!!!!)

After being in the hottub for over two hours with Lotor and some of the
scribes, Michelle had decided to get out of the water, before her skin started
wrinkling like a prune. "Wouldn't do to start looking like Hagger!!" She
chuckled to herself, drying her hair, with a terry cloth towel. "Of course,
then maybe Zarkon would lay off, but it is a little extreme!!!" She shook her
head. Life in this harem was never boring, even without unexpected visitors,
like Lotor's sis, Devena and her boyfriend Sven, or the extremely jealous
Romelle popping by. "Someone should really write a sitcom about us!!!!" She
thought.
"OOF!!!!!!!" The wind was knocked out of Michelle, and she fell backwards
to the ground, with a heavy mass on top of her. She panicked, thinking it was
Zarkon, or maybe even Cossack, but soon realized it was a female, by the high
pitched wailing, the sobbing girl was doing.
Michelle, pushed her off of her, and groaned. "Oh great, it's Romelle."
She muttered under her breath. She wasn't quite sure what to do, as Romelle
was being an A-class bitch for quite some years now, try ever since she hit
puberty, but she did feel just a little sorry for her. She sighed, her
conscious getting the better of her, and asked, "Are you all right?"
Romelle looked up at her, wide eyes, rapidly filling up with tears.
"You...really.... want....to know?" She asked, hopefully and hesitantly.
"Uh yeah." Michelle said, wondering what she was getting into.
"You're not gonna make fun of me, or pull some kind of prank on me?"
"Tempting", Michelle thought. "Um, no?" She replied, wondering if her
compassion was gonna get her into trouble, like it sometimes does.
"You're not a man, are you?!" Romelle snapped, giving Michelle's body
a once over.
Michelle blushed, and indignantly shouted, "I most certainly am
not!!!!!!"
"Oh, good!!!!" Romelle said, getting up, and latching onto Michelle's left
arm. "I so need to talk to another female who'd understand what I've been
going through!!!!!"
"Uh-huh." Michelle said, already wishing she had run away the first
chance she had.
"They're all jealous of me, you know!!!" Romelle said, conspirator like
to Michelle. "That I'm a princess, and a natural blonde, blue eyed, and have a
great figure, all without trying!!!!!"
"Natural blonde? I could have sworn it was a bottle job..." Michelle
thought. But instead, she said, "Oh. Are you sure? I'm a princess, and so's
Agenais, and so's Dev.."
But Romelle continued, as if Michelle had never spoken. "Exactly!!!!!!
They are sooooooo jealous of me, especially Devena and that Moonsick
person!!!! Why the things that Moonsick person said to me!! I should have her
court marshaled for that!!!"
"Uh, actually, her name is MoonSilk..." Michelle replied. "And she said
those things cause you were trying to kill Devena..."
"Oh!! And that little witch, Devena trying to steal my man, Sven away!!!
The nerve!!" Romelle fumed, as they walked aimlessly around the castle.
"Thankfully, he never gives in willingly!!!"
"Could have fooled me!!" Michelle murmured, to Romelle's oblivious state.
Romelle seemed to be talking, only to hear herself talk. She decided to test
her theory. "Did you know Hagger enjoys Twigs of Delight?"
"Exactly!!!!!' Romelle said, nodding her head in satisfaction "Moonsick
had to be lying about Sven's size!!! How would anyone of them know,
anyway!!!!"
"Zarkon is planning to bomb Planet Pollux..." Michelle tried again, to
no avail.
"And what is wrong with Lotor!!!!" She flounced, her hair swishing around.
"I am ten times the woman, Allura will ever be!!!"
"And turn Bandor into a robeast as well..."
"Why none of these fools see me, for what I truly am, is unknown to me!!!"
Romelle continued, lost in her own world. "Why, they should bow down and
worship me!! Make me the ruler of the galaxy!!!"
Michelle rolled her eyes, and looked around in despair. Would no one save
her from this boring prattling princess?!

To Be Continued!!!!!
Michelle
Hurry!! Somebody save me from Romelle quick!! I think I need some of
Lotor's expert care!! *wink* *wink*

DomDes to Michelle's rescue!

Dom who had been repeadetly dunked by the scribes decided to take a few
minutes to clear some water out of her ears when she saw a curious thing. She
saw a sobbing Romelle next to Michelle. Michelle had an uncomfortable look on
her face and Dom thought it looked like she wanted to get away more than
anything. So with out fear, Dom walks over to them!
Dom: Hey Romelle, your still here? I thought you got your ass kicked about 20
minutes ago!
Romelle: Shut up moron! take a hike! this conversation is for princess' only!
what would a whore like you know about anything?
Dom: NO SHE DIDN'T! (Dom moved in to kick Romelle's ass 6 ways from Sunday,
when she had a better idea.)
Dom: ah hey Michelle, we are missing part of Xena. We better go and watch it!
Michelle: Yes! great idea Dom! Let's go!
Romelle: We're not finished girlie! I have it in for you now. You'd better
watch your back!
Dom just looked at Romelle and smiled.
Dom: If I were you dumb-bell, i would keep in mind that when we want to, the
scribes can be reallly evil! HAHAHHAHAHHA!
Michelle just looks at Dom like she has lost her mind and walks away with Dom
Next?
PS.- Please keep in mind, that Mumra is do for a cheatin' on Haggar!
Just a thought!
DomDes

Devana's visit: back from the dead

After Dom and Michelle abandoned her Romelle stormed back to the hot tub
and proceeded to inform everyone as to how she expected to be treated from
then on.
"Now, I fully expect Lotor to make me his Queen. Of course, I'll keep Sven
on to start my own harem," Romelle smiled to herself.
"Not in this lifetime," Sven growled...everyone hearing him except Romelle.
"I'll put a complaint about Devana in to Galaxy Garrison. That'll take care
of that little problem. Moonsick, and the rest of you little whores will be
transfered into Zarkon's harem."
Lotor and Devana exchanged a look, the siblings then got out of the hot
tub..each grabbing one of Romelle's arms. They had started towards the door
when one of Lotor's bodyguards entered the room completely out of breath.
"Announcing," the guard gasped between breaths, "Avok, Crown Prince of
Pollux."
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How's that for an unexpected turn? We out to be able to have fun with this
one...take it away ladies!
Devana

Oh no! It's Avoc!

The scribes looked at Avoc in awe and disgust! Here was the Romelle's brother,
who she slept with! ewwww-yuck!
Romelle: Avoc! what are you doing here?
Avoc: I heard about your shameless persuit of Sven! Give it a rest. Come home
with me.
Moonie: Puh-lease take her! We can't stand blondie anymore!
Romelle: Shut your hole Moonstink! I can't leave unless I know for sure that
him and Lotor don't want me!
Lotor: I don't want you. Take a hike!
Sven: Well, I don't want you either! be gone!
Romelle: Oh no! I've been rejected by the two men I love most in the world!
Devana: Here's a quarter. Call someone who gives a rats ass!
Avoc: SILENCE! I will not let Romelle be talked to in such a way! Romelle come
with me and we'll talk about this.
So Romelle walks out of the room hand in hand with Avoc. Avoc leads her to a
small bedroom close by.
Romelle: what are we doing here Avoc? I don't want you anymore! Leave me
alone!
Avoc(who is staring at Romelle very lustfully) But I want you my dear! I have
a thing for blonds!
Romelle: what the hell are you talking about?
Avoc: THIS!
Ancient Spirits of evil
transform this form to
Mum-ra! The ever living!
Mum-ra:BWWWAAAHHHAAA! MY LOVELY! YOU SHALL BE MINE! BWWWAAHHAA!
Romelle is looking at Mum-ra with terror and yet curiosity! Wow is he built!
Maybe if I put a bag over his head?
Romelle: So your Haggar;s latest toy eh? I'm not Impressed!
Mum-ra: OH BUT YOU WILL BE MY DEAR! LOOK AT THIS! ( you guessed it! Mumra
lifts up that tiny skirt of his and shows Romelle his love twig!)
Romelle(eyes wide): By the gods! to hell with Lotor and Sven! Your mine big
boy!
I really don't want to go into further details of their eh...um...encounter, (
I just ate) but if someone can take it from here, be my guest!!!!
DD


Warning!! This is a tad more graphic than I usually write, so turn your
eyes away if you're easily offended. You others, who shall remain anonymous,
can feast your eyes, and try not to get too disappointed!!!!!!!

Devena's Visit:Romelle's Pissing off just about everyone!!!!!!!!

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH YES!!!!!!" Came the scream. "By the Gods, I never
thought I would ever wrought such pleasure form a male again!!!!!"
The man grunted, and replied, "Who's your mummy man, baby?!?"
"Oh!!!!You the man!!!!! You the man all right, mumsy-poo!!!!!!!" came her
answer. "Ride me to the moon and back!!!!"
The crowd that had gathered near the open doorway winced in pain, at the
blonde's screaming.
"I've heard sick cows tha sounded better than that!!!!!" Tammy remarked.
"She sounds vorse vhen vat vitch Hagger did, vhen she vas experiencing
his vig of delight!!!" Sven said, to everyone's confusion.
"I do wish they would at least close the door!!!" Samara snapped. "She
should have some modesty at least!!!!!!! And would save our eyes and stomachs
from this horrendous sight!!!!"
"Yeah!!" Rosemary said, darting out from her corner, to take a quick
peek. "Why are we all standing around watching this?!?"
"It's like a train wreck or a car accident!!!!!" Michelle replied. "You
want to look away, but you just can't help yourself!!!"
"Oh, what torture we put ourselves through!!" Christa said. "I never
thought I'd be unable to pry my eyes away from the sight of Romelle wrapping
her legs around some poor fool's head!!!"
"What position is that?!" Dom asked in awe, her head turning at an
awkward angle, to better view the upside down couple.
"That's the 69" Gina said, authoritatively. "That's what it looks like
when performed by rank amueters."
"I never thought I would be so turned off by someone's sexual
performance!!" Lotor said, grimacing.
"It's a triple whammy of disgust!!" Jenn said. "Her horrendous
screaming, her actually doing it with him, and that they but suck at the
actual act!!!!!!"
"Actually," A man said, his voice husky with desire, "It's kinda
turning me on!!! Who wants a piece of Zarkon?!?"
The Scribes all blanched, and moved closer to Lotor. Sven and Devena,
ducking to the ground to hide. "Vhat Vill Ve do now?! Zarkon is here, and he
hates all Guud people!!!!"
"Hey, has your accent gotten worse?" Devena asked Sven.
"NO!!!!! Vhat are ye talking about?! I don't have an accent?!?" He
exclaimed in indignation.
Several of the scribes hushed them.
"So, anyone wanna get down and dirty with me?!" Zarkon asked, leering at
the Scribes. He was on his best behavior, since Lotor was there. Plus he
wasn't that horny, after his bout of bedroom poker with Hagger.
"Ooh!!! I want a piece of that!!!!" Hagger cackled, coming up behind
Zarkon, and pinching his butt!!!! "Back up so soon?!" She cackled with glee!!
"We'll make a man out of you yet!!!"
Zarkon started to retort, but Romelle's scream drowned him out!!!!!
"OH!!!! I'll never insult the Twig of Delight again!!!!!!"
"Damn straight you won't!!!!!!" Mum-ra replied.
Hagger let out an enraged gasp!!!!!!

To Be Continued!!!!!!!
Michelle

Devena's Visit: Time to go on Jerry Springer?!?

Hagger let out an enraged gasp!!!! "Mum-ra?!? What the Hell do you think
you're doing!?!?!"
His body stiffened in guilt and shock at being caught. Romelle let out a
loud protest. "Don't stop now, honey pie!!!!! I was just about to reach my
25th!!!" She wrapped her legs and arms tighter around him. "Keep going Mum-
ra!!!!"
"Ah, you must be mistaken, miss!!" He replied, fumbling for a way out.
"I'm not this Mum-ra person, I'm someone else!!!!!"
"Oh no he didn't!!!!!" Moonie remarked. "That's the lamest excuse in the
book!!"
"Hey Hagger, I have the whole encounter on tape!!" The ever helpful
Valeta offered with a smile.
Ignoring them, Hagger knocked everyone out of her way, and stormed into
the bedroom. "Why you little, bleached bottle job bimbo!!!!!" She grabbed Mum-
ra by his ear, pulling him out of Romelle's clingy embrace. "Go find your own,
before I turn ya into a goat!!!!!!"
Romelle leapt to her feet, heedless of her nakedness, and snarled at
Hagger. "Excuse me!?!? Who the Hell are you to come on up in here, and steal
MY man?!?"
"You're man?!" Hagger snorted."Don't make me laugh!!!!! He's my man, and
you can ask anyone around here, whose ring he wears on his finger!!!"
"Why you skanky old ho!!!!!!" Romelle retorted, fumbling for a snappy
reply. "I'm sorry if you, seem to be confused, but that mummy is mine!!!!!!!!"
"Whore!!!!!" Hagger screamed in response.
"Bitch!!!!" Romelle shouted back, and leapt on top of Hagger!!!!! They
began pummeling each other, with Hagger triumphantly waving pieces of
Romelle's hair in the air. Romelle fumed that Hagger had no hair to rip out,
and had to settle for just hitting her.
"Now she's ripping off of Brandy!!!!!!" Dom remarked, wondering if there
would be any more sex happening in this room.
"And Monica!!" Michelle added. "Mustn't forget that was a duo
performance."
"Well, let's just settle this right now!!" Hagger screeched, adjusting
her cowl, which Romelle had nearly succeeded in pulling off. "Mum-ra!!!!! Who
you going home with tonight?!?"
All heads turned towards the suspiciously quiet Mum-ra. He cursed
silently, unable to bolt from the room, for the Scribes blocked the doorway.
"Well, uh, ah..." He stammered.
"WELL!?!" Romelle asked, crossing her arms, giving him THE LOOK.
"Ancients Spirits of Evil...." Mum-ra began, helplessly. "Transform this
form into a vessel in which I will be able to escape this room unha" But
before he could complete his ridiculous chant, Hagger bonked him on the back
of his head with her staff. "You're not escaping us that easily!!! Now
choose!!!"
Romelle shrieked, "How dare you hit him!!!! Only I am allowed to hit
him!!!!!!"
"Now listen you little hussy....." Hagger began, but Michelle cut them
off. "Hey guys, why don't we resolve this in a more productive,safe manner."
Everyone looked at her in curiosity. "Why don't you go on the Jerry Springer
show?!?"
Tammy clapped her hands together in delight. "Wonderful idea!! It'll be
even better than the last time!!!!!!!"
"Uh...one problem.." Valeta interrupted. "They just had "Mummy men who
can't stay with one woman, and the witches who still love them" show
yesterday. it'll be months before they do a sequel."
"Oh." They all deflated considerably. "Say!!!" Michelle brightened.
"Let's hold our own Jerry Springer show!!!!!"
"That's an even better idea!!!!" Dom said.
And they all set out to deciding what roles everyone should play. Valeta
would of course be the camerawoman, and Sarah would be the on-set doctor, for
those jsut in case accidents that were bound to happen, Cossack,Gojorn, and
Dargon would be the bodyguards. Everyone left would be the audience, while
Zarkon, Romelle, Hagger, and Mumra would of course be the guests, with
surprise (To Zarkon!!) guests spots by Sven, Devena, Lotor, and Tammy. All
that was needed was a host........
"Say!!" Michelle said, with a glint in her eye. "I nominate Rosemary for
host duty!!"
"Excellent idea!!" Moonie giggled with glee. "I told you, you couldn't
hide forever in your corner!!"
"Help!!!!" Rosemary yelped, and they grabbed her, and fitted her for
wardrobe
To Be Continued!!!!!
Michelle
NEXT?!?
Devana's visit - Jerry Springer? . . . .

I watched everyone else rush around to set up for a harem version of Jerry
Springer.
"Oh Lord . . . hey, hello Coba."
I picked up Coba from where he was twining around my ankles. He promptly
went for his preferred perch on my shoulders. I scritched him behind the
ears and under the chin, setting off that rumbly purr of his. That
reminded me, I still owed Haggar a bottle of aphrodisiacs and hadn't
returned the burner yet. The burner was the easy bit. A quick trip to my
supply cabinet soon unearthed it, and I headed over to talk to the old
witch. Haggar was glaring daggers at Rommelle, even as various scribes
hurried around getting stuff set up. This place is nuts.
"Hey, Haggar."
"What."
Hmph, she's grumpy. I guess she has a right to be. Rommelle stuck her
tongue out at us, how juvenile.
"Here's the burner back, I'm gonna work on the stuff I promised while all
this is going on."
That got me a curious look from Haggar, and also ones from Zarcon,
Rommelle, and Mumm-Ra, who were blatantly eavesdropping.
"What stuff?"
"You haven't been in your lab recently, have you? I borrowed the burner
from there for a rite, and I left a note promising a bottle of aphrodisiacs
for you for use of it."
She cackled gleefully, rubbing her hands together. I left at that point,
before she could notice my blue furr collar. Coba snuggled closer to my
neck, purring sleepily.
I tapped Rosemary on the arm to get her attention. She was fidgeting
nervously with her host's wardrobe, uneasy with all the attention.
"Hey, you'll be fine. Can you do me a favor?"
"S-sure."
"Tell Dom and the others I'm going to be hiding in the medic lab taking
care of a debt to Haggar."
Rosemary blinked in surprise.
"Aren't you going to help with all this?"
She gestured towards all the racket going on.
"Nah. I hate talk shows, and I detest JS in particular. Seeya later, k?
Have fun."
"Ok."
I left her there, and walked off to the lab crooning to Coba. I missed
having a cat, and Coba loves the affection I used to bestow on my sisters
cats before coming here.
"Now, Coba, how shall we make Haggar's gift?"
________
Sarah
Devena's Visit:Rosemary's Debut!!!!!!!!!

Steph cues intro music, and the room is filled with a catchy ditty from a
forgotten game show of days gone by. She waves frantically at the audience,
and Lotor and his beloved Scribes dutifully clap.
"I am not going out there!!!!!" Rosemary shouted, beginning to tremble
violently. "No way, no how!!!!!! You can't make me!!!!!!!"
"Come on Rosie!!!" Michelle pleaded. "You have too!!!! You'll make a great
host!!!"
"No I will not!!" Rosemary shook her head in disagreement. "I want to go
back to my corner!!!!"
"You can't!!!!!" Moonie said, crossing her arms. "It has now been occupied
by a certain someone on this list, who has never, ever, not even one time
posted to Harem Or Denubian Tales!!!! So there!!!!!!"
"What's her name?!?" growled Rosemary. "I'll kill her!!!!!!" Then she
heard the crowd clapping, and immediately regained her fear, and lost her
anger. "Nope!! Not gonna do it!! You go out there!!!!!"
"Can't!!" Michelle said, sweetly. "I'm doing the announce!!!"
"Only because Rosemary refused to do that, and host!!!" Said Moonie.
"Hosting will attract more than enough attention!!!" Rosemary snapped. "If
I said the wrong things in the announce, Zarkon would have my head!!!!!!" She
noticed Michelle walking away. "Where is she going?!" Rosemary asked
suspiciously.
Before Moonie could answer, they heard Michelle as she took the stage.
"Welcome to the very first Rosie O' Springer show!!!!" The audience winced
at her pathetic naming skills. "I'm your announcer, Michelle." She smiled
winningly at the crowd, amazed at how being in this harem could get rid of
your stage fright so fast!!! "I want you to give a big round of applause, to a
girl we think is going to make it big on the talk show circuits!!!!!!" They
all began clapping again. "Here'sssssssssssss Rosie!!!!!!!!!"
"No!!! I'm not going out there, and there is not a damn thing you can do
about it!!!!" Rosemary screamed.
"That's what you think!!!" Moonie smirked, and gave Rosemary a hard push
out onto the stage. Rosemary stumbled, falling to her knees, eyes wide open.
"Girl looks like a deer caught in the headlights of an oncoming car!!!" Dom
remarked.
Michelle pulled Rosemary to her feet, keeping a tight grip on the
terrified girl's arm, and procceded to go on with the show. "Our first guest
is Doom's very own witch, Hagger!!!! She's got the sex drive of a Mongolian
moose, and the face to match!!! Let's hear it for Hagger!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hagger came running out of the sound proof booth, in a skin tight, hot
pink mirco mini dress, waving her arms in the air, excitedly!! Everyone's jaws
dropped, at the sight, and Hagger studiously ignored them, to drop down in her
seat.
Rosemary, thinking this was the norm for Hagger, fumbled for her index
cards, to ask her the first question. "Sooo, so, so Ms. Hagger, you are here
because?"
"Let me tell you why I'm here, Jerry!!!!" Hagger said, hands on her hips.
"Uh, the name's Rosemary."
"Whatever!!!!!! Okay, I finally get the man of my dreams right, and we're
having the time of our undead lives, cause he really knows how to use that
twig of delight of his, if you know what I mean!!" She smirked, and the crowd
let out a burst of raunchy cheers. "Everything's bliss for almost two weeks,
when this skanky blond hoe comes up in Doom, and starts making time with my
man!!!!!!"
The crowd boos at the mention of Romelle's name.
"Naturally, I had to beat her down, and my man a bit too. Teach him to keep
in line, you know what I'm saying?!?" Hagger asked the crowd.
"Amen to that!!!!" Gina and Lotor both shouted, then blushed at the looks
they received from the rest of the scribes.
Michelle nudges Rosemary. "Oh, uh, Do you still love your man?"
"Oh yes I do!!! I still love my little Mumsy poo!!!!!"
The crowd all awes at that statement.
"And how do you feel about Princess Romelle?"
"Why that little BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP!!! I swear I will
kill her if she comes even 2,000 feet near my mum-sy!!!!" Hagger fumed. "Bring
her own!! I want a piece of that!!!!!!"
"And here she is!!!!!!" Michelle said, posing for the camera. "V-chan go
in for a close up!!" she whispered. "Spoiled Princess of Pollux, pursuer of
taken men, peroxide bimbo extradonair, Princess Romelle!!!!"
Hagger stood up, gripping the chair in her hands, as Romelle pranced out
on stage, in a modest, little house on the Prairie outfit, bonnet at all.
"Hello everyone!! It's me....!" and got hit by the chair Hagger had flung out
at her!! Before Romelle could get up, Hagger landed on top of her, and started
bashing her head against the floor!!
As Cossack, Dargon, and Gojorn rushed the stage to seperate the two,
Michelle turned towards the camera. "Well be right back after this short
commercial break!!!"
To Definitely be Continued!!
(Working on it as you read this!!!!)
Michelle

Devena's Visit: CatFight's Galore!!!!!!

"Hi!!!! Welcome back to the Rosie O' Springer show!!!!" Michelle
preened for the camera. "On today's show, it's "Mummy men who can't stay with
one woman, and the witches who still love them!!!!!"
"HEY!!!!!!" screeched Romelle. "I'm no witch!!!"
"All depends on your definition of the word!!!" Hagger retorted, and the
crowd nodded in agreement. "Or pronouncement of the word!!" She cackled
gleefully.
"Why you BEEP!!" Romelle screeched, lunging to her feet, and running
across the stage. Cossack grabbed her around the waist, but not before she
succedded in yanking of Hagger's custom made to match her new outfit,
hood!!!!! Hagger in turn, grabbed onto Romelle's blond ponytail, and held on
for dear life, as Gojorn and Dargon tired to separate the two from their
*trophys*.
Finally, they had to stop rolling, and cut off part of Romelle's
ponytail, to separate the two!!!!! Romelle was even more mad than ever, though
she pretended to be just fine about it, and walked back to her seat.
"Ah, Romelle." Rosemary began, more unnerved than before. "It's clear
there's no love lost between you two. Care to tell us your side of the story?"
"Well...." Romelle slowly began. "It's like this......" and leapt up, and
flew across the stage again, to grab at Hagger!!!!!!! Gojorn managed to stop
the fight, before it started, but not before Romelle scracthed his face a
bit!! "You bitch!!!!!" Tammy screamed from the audience, and the Scribes had
to calm her down, and keep her from jumping on the stage!!!!!
Dargon now was seated between the two *ladies* to stop anymore fights
from happening. Well, that was the plan anyway!!!!!!
Rosemary repeated her question to Romelle. "Well, she's just mad that Mum-
ra prefers me to her!!!! They're all jealous of me, cause all the guys want
me!! Isn't that right, Lotor-honey?!?"
Valeta zoomed in for a close up of Lotor's handsome face. "Hell no!!!!"
He swore.
"That's okay, honey!!!!" Romelle purred. "I know you gotta keep up the
pretense for those other BEEPS!!!! sitting beside you!!!!!!"
"And do you love Mum-ra?" Rosemary asked.
Romelle fidgeted in her seat. "Well, um, I'm not sure....But the sex sure
is good!!!"
"WHAT!!!!!" Hagegr screamed. "You don't even love him, and you're trying
to ruin what we have!!???!! After the show you're dead!!! Don't come around
here, cause I'll have people watching out for you!!!!!"
"Whatever!!!!" Romelle said, not looking at her. She held up her hand.
"Talk to the hand okay!!! You're just worried, cause you know he wants
me!!!!!"
"Would you like to meet the guy they're fighting over?!?" Rosemary asked,
stealing one of Michelle's lines!!!! "YES!!!!!!" cheered the crowd. "Well he
here is!!!!! The undead lord of evil, and a guy who spends a fortune keeping
himself in clean bandages, it's Mum-Ra:The Ever Living!!!!!"
"Camera hog!!!" Michelle muttered, at the now preening Rosemary, who
unbuttoned a notch of two of her blouse, for her big close up!!!!!
Mum-ra walked out, in his beefed up body, and strolled over to Hagger, and
enveloped her in his embrace. They French kissed deeply, and he ran his hands
all over her body, and accidentally pulled up her skirt high enough, for her
skimpy white panties to be shown, the one that said, "You can only be a virgin
once, but you can be a sexual deviant for the rest of your unnatural life!!!"
The crowd let out moans of disgust, at the sight. The Scribes never
thought they would be witness to such a sight as Hagger's butt in skimpy
bikini underwear!! All present felt sick, but Valeta was steadfast in her job,
as she zoomed in for a close up of Hagger's purple behind!!!!!
Romelle let out a gasp of indignation, and rushed across the stage,
slipping past Gojorn, who was shocked silly, at the sight of Hagger and Mum-ra
playing tonsil hockey, and also at her undies!!!!!
Romelle leaped ontop of Mum-ra screaming all kinds of obscenities. It was
a censor's nightmare to keep up with her. Hagger and Mum-ra disengaged, and
the two females were once again about to begin their fight, when Mum-ra swept
the pouty princess into his arms, and gave her an equally deep kiss!!!!! Now
Hagger began pummeling Mum-ra, yelling, 'How could you do this to me on
national television, you BEEP!!!!!!!"
"Ah, we'll be back after this commercial break!!!!" Michelle said, unable
to tear her eyes from the scene on stage.
To be Continued!! (Of course!!!!!)
Michelle
Devena's Visit: The girl's got a few complaints!!!!!!!

"Welcome back to the Rosie O' Springer show!!!!" Rosemary cheered, along
with the crowd. "I'm your host, Rosemary!!!!!!"
"Ah, where's the announcer, Michelle?!" Hagger asked.
"Oh, she's around somewhere!!" Rosemary giggled. "You could say she's tied
up!!!"
Quick flash to the closet in what the Scribes had set up as the wardrobe
room. A hog tied and gagged Michelle, fumed in fury, at Rosemary!!!
***************************************************
"Now, Mum-ra," Rosemary began. "How does it feel to be chased by two
women, for the first time ever in your life, er afterlife?!?"
"What makes you think this is the first time I've been in a love
triangle?!" He angrily asked.
"Well, I'm just assuming that by your looks..." She saw his eyes flash in
anger, and quickly changed her reply. "By your schedule that you never had
time to entertain the notion of dating even one woman!! Surely being the lord
of Evil makes it tough to find the time for a good loving?!"
"Well, I admit being Mum-ra the Ever Living, sometimes makes it hard for
me to get a date for Saturday night, but!!!!!" He leered at the crowd, which
was predominately women. "One tatse of this, and they all come begging for
more!!!!" And he yanked off his little wrap around skirt, to reveal his rather
large for being limp, manhood. Rosemary and the audience all winced, and
looked away, but Hagger and Romelle both cooed with delight!!!!
"Worship me women!!!!" Mum-ra demanded, standing up, and his rod quivered,
in an imitation of a similar move Prince Lotor sometimes did. "We already
do!!!" Romelle and Hagger cried, in unison for once. "Not you!!!" He hissed.
"Them!! The ones who refuse to gaze upon my glory!!!!!"
"Oh God!!!" Dom cried, covering her eyes, but yet unable to resist peeking
through her fingers. "Get him off the stage!!!!!!!"
"Er, this is not productive for a healthy environment!!!!!!" Rosemary
yelled, while also trying not to look. "We can't do a show, if you're being so
damn distracting!!!!!"
"Never!!" Mum-ra yelled, striding into the audience. "Not until I'm paid
homage!!!"
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Devena fumed backstage, as Christa applied a heavy dose of makeup to her
face. "Why do I need so much damn makeup!?!" She pouted, trying not to sneeze.
"So it'll show up better on camera. "Christa replied, adding some rouge
to her cheeks. "Performers always wear heavy makeup, since they're under
those bright and heavy lights."
"Yeah, whatever!!!!" Devena muttered.
Christa was surprised. She didn't know the girl very well, but the other
scribes seem to like her, and always said nice things about Devena. They never
mentioned her having a snippy attitude, so what was the problem?! She decided
to come right out and ask.
"Well........" Devena answered, playing with her fingers. "This was
supposed to be about me and my visit to my brother's harem, and instead it
turned into a Romelle fic, and then a love triangle involving that brat!!! I'm
hardly getting any air time!!!!!"
"Well, complain to the writers, I guess..." Christa bit her lip, in
concentration. "I definitely think shade 538B would look better on you. Hold
on, and I'll get some."
Christa walked over to the closet. She paused her hand over the door knob,
when she heard a muffled sound. "What in the world?!?"
Devena joined her at the closet. "What is it?!"
"I'm not sure...." Christa replied. "There's a strange sound coming from
within."
"Well, don't just stand there!! Open it!!" Devena urged.
"But what if it's something......." Christa began, but Devena cut her
off. "Christa, Christa, Christa!!!" She chided as she opened the door. A tied
up Michelle rolled out!!!!!
"What the?!?" Devena exclaimed, pulling off Michelle's gag.
"What were you doing in there?!?" Christa asked, working to untie the knot
on Michelle's arms.
"Never mind that!!!" Michelle replied. "Where's Gina?!?"
"Oh back here somewhere..." Devena replied.
"She's here to keep the peace, when it's time to put make up on old fish
face." Christa replied.
"Good!!!" Michelle replied. "Cause I need to borrow some things from her,
without Rosemary's knowledge!!!"
Just then Moonsilk runs into the room, clipboard in hand, in a big panic.
"What''ll we do!?! Mum-ra won't put his pants back on!!! Oh!!! Where's
Gina!?!" She paused, noticing Michelle. "Why are you tied up?!?"

To Be Continued!!!!!
Michelle
*Author's note!! Uh-oh!! I think we have two prima donna's in our midst!!
Which is funny, considering in real life I would never consider going up on
stage, or on tv, and I bet Rosemary wouldn't either!! (Judging by her shyness
on this list!!!!!)

Devena's Visit: Michelle's Return!!!!

"Worship me!!!!" Mum-ra shouted, now standing directly in front of Valeta's
camera, though his butt looked a little bruised, obviously a few brave Scribes
had dared to paddle him!! He was also sporting a rapidly darkening black eye,
a gift from Lotor, for daring to be so brash. But none of it was enough to get
him to put his pants, or what passed for them, back on.
"Mum-ra!!!" Valeta barked, jerking the camera away from his front. He
quickly maneuvered himself back in front of it. "All of the galaxy will be
deathly sick, if you don't cover that thing up!!!"
"Yeah!!" Dom called from the audience. "They'll have a major case of the
heaves!!!"
"Never!!!" Mum-ra cried, hands on his hips. "Mum-ra does not inspire
sickness in all who look upon him!! Fear perhaps, and envy, but never
sickness!!!!!!"
Rosemary looked about to cry. He was ruining her show!!! She'd never get
to be a host again if he didn't sit back down!!!!!!
*snap* A whip snapped Mum-ra right on his bruised right cheek, and he
nearly jumped ten feet high. He whirled around. "Who dares!?!" he bellowed,
and stopped short at the sight of Michelle and Gina in tight fitting
dominatrax outfits, Michelle's dark purple, Gina's of course, was black. Each
brandished whips, and Michelle had a little something extra for Rosemary!!
Gina's primadonna paddle of course!!!!!
"Oh Rosemary!!!!!" Michelle said, in a sing song voice, lightly slapping
the paddle against her hand.
"That can wait." Gina replied, eagerly tossing her whip from hand to hand,
like a riding crop. "First things first!!!!!"
"Oh right...." Michelle looked crestfallen, but not for long. She aimed,
and succesfully landed her whip, the one with the cat o' nine tails end,
successfully on Mum-ra's manhood. He let out a girly scream to the crowd's
amusement. "Now put your skirt back on, and sit down, or else we'll both whip
you so bad.......!!!" She left the threat hanging in the air.
"It's not a skirt!!!" Mum-ra snapped, rubbing his even sorer arse.
"Snap!!" went Gina's whip. "Shaddup!!!" She shouted. "We don't particularly
care!!!"
"Get a going!!" Tammy yelled from the audience.
"I'm getting, I'm getting!!" He howled, quickly wrapping his skirt back
on, and gently sitting down. He winced, clearly in a lot of pain.
Moonie yelled from off stage, "Zarkon's ready for his make up, and he's
giving Christa a hard time!!!"
"I'm on it!!" Gina shouted, a huge grin on her face."I owe him big
time!!!" And she gleefully laughed, and ran off the stage, swirling her whip
above her head, it forming an arc, that was almost lasso like.
"Now!!! Where was I?" Michelle asked, and strolled down the stage, with
a big grin on her face. Her new attire was met with many catcalls and
propostions by the few males in the audience. She smiled, and winked
conspiratorially at them, as she stalked towards Rosemary. Meanwhile, Tammy
hit Gojorn, Sammie hit Dargon, Hagger and Romelle both hit Mum-ra, Devena hit
Sven (Backstage of course!!!), and Gina mentally vowed to punish Ramses and
Ramo later!!!!! And Dom hit Cossack, since Dr. Sarah had decided not to attend
the faux talk show, citing a dislike for Springer comedies/tradgedies.
"Ah, uh, hi Michelle..." Rosemary said weakly, desperate for an escape.
"I was just keeping your announcing duties warm, while you were away........"
"Sure you were!!" Michelle, ever the knowing skeptic said. "That's why you
locked me up in a closet!!!"
"NO!!!! Not me!!" Rosemary said, blinking innocently at her. "I'd never
do such a thing!!!"
"Know what this is?" Michelle asked, showing the paddle to Rosemary.
"Uh, a paddle?!" Rosemary replied.
"Not just any paddle!!!" Michelle smirked. "It's Gina's prima donna
paddle. I figured it would do, until we could get one engraved for you!!
Gina's got paddles with all the Scribes' names on it!"
"Oh no!!!" Rosemary breathed, paling remarkably.
"Oh yes!!!!" Michelle grinned.

To Be Continued!!
Michelle
*Author's butt in!! Boy this is getting long!! I meant to have Zarkon show
up two parts ago!!!! Ah well, next part for sure!!! Isn't it amazing how a lot
of these zany fics (Especially by Moonsilk and moi) get churned out in the wee
hours of the night?!?

Devena's Visit: Zarkon's Arrival (Finally!!!!!)

"Hi!!! And welcome back to the Rosie O' Springer show!!!! I'm your
announcer, Michelle!!!!" And she posed for the camera, pushing Rosemary out of
the way, and eliciting more cat calls, which in turn caused the men (Except
for Lotor of course!!) to all be bonked on the head by their respective
females!!!
"We had some technical difficulties..." she said, which caused the
audience to titter nervously, as they recalled Mum-ra's nude state. "But,
during the commercial break, we resolved them, and now we're back on air!!!"
"When we last left our panel of guests, we had just met the man that
Hagger the Witch and the Polluxian Princess Romelle have been fighting for!!
But!!" And Michelle paused dramatically. "There's another man in Hagger's
life!!!"
"What?!?" Mum-ra screamed, standing up. "You cheating on me, bitch?!?"
"He was an old fling!!!" Hagger retorted. "Oh baby, he could never stand
up to you in bed!!!!!"
"You got that right!!" Tammy shouted, then blushed, as all heads turned
towards her. "Well, it's true!!!!!!"
"He's the guy you all love to hate......" Michelle began.
"The crotchety would be ruler of the Denubian Galaxy..." Rosemary
interjected.
"Fished face, pursuer of women, hater of good..." Michelle continued,
glaring at Rosemary for trying to cut in on her announcing turf, once again,
even after the paddling.
"Old blue balls himself!!!!!!" Rosemary added, to the shocked gasps of
the entire studio audience. "King Zarkon!!!!!!!"
'I heard that you know!!!!!" He fumed, as he walked out onstage. "They
didn't have time to get me into the soundproof booth, and put my make up
on!!!!!!!"
Romelle laughed. 'You are in trouble!!!!!!"
"Who's the host of this here show?!?" He demanded, as he sat down.
"She is!!!!!" Michelle said, pointing to Rosemary.
"But she's the announcer!!!!" Rosemary quickly pointed out.
"But she helped me out with your announce, and was more insulting!!!"
Michelle added.
Zarkon ignored them, instead giving the two girls, the once over. He pursed
his lips in appreciation. "Well, now....I think I can forgive the insults, if
you two were to be nice to me........"
"EEEEWWWWWW!!!" They both yelled in disgust.
"This isn't covered in my duties as a Scribe!!" Michelle snapped.
"Well, what about her?!" He nodded towards Rosemary. "I've never seen her
before, so she's fair game!!!!!! Especially if she isn't a scribe!!!"
Silence ranged in the room, as they all stared at Rosemary, wondering if
she could pen a fic in a hurry.
"Well?! Is she or isn't she?!?" He demanded, began to drool in
anticipation. Still, there was silence, as even Lotor was trying to figure out
the answer. He felt sure he had never seen her before!!!!
"OH F^^^&*&*^!!!" Rosemary swore, under her breath. "Tammy, I'm really
beginning to see what you meant by disadvantages of staying in the corner!!!"
She thought to herself.
Zarkon leered out her, and began making demands of her. "After the show
wench, we will go to MY quarters, where after we get to know each other, you
will be initiated into my harem!! But for now, a simple strip tease, to get me
through this ridiculous farce, will suffice!!!!!!"
"Now, now..." She tittered, half hysterically. "No flirting with the
host!!!"
"Get on with it wench!!!! I am Zarkon the all Mighty!!!!!"
"I can't take much more of this!!" Michelle murmured, and leapt off
stage. As she strolled towards Lotor, she heard Mum-ra say, "Really? Well I am
Mum-Ra the Ever Living!!!! Lord of all Evil!!!!! Top that!!!!!!!"
"Lotor!!!!" She purred, sitting in his lap. "You think you could just say
Rosemary is one of your Scribes, and get her out of the mess she is in?!?"
"Well...." He hesitated. "We don't really know if she is a scribe. Has she
tried writing anything?!?"
"Oh please?!? For me?" Michelle asked, playing with his hair. The other
girls chimed in, all engaging in some pleasurable scare tactics to get the
Dark Prince to say yes, and save Rosemary!!!!!
He sighed, and smiled in amusement. "Very well." Disengaging from them,
he stood up. Pausing he turned to Michelle and said, "On the condition that
you dress like that more often!!!!!!" She nodded assent, making a mental note
to tell the others to remind her, to change into her courtesan outfits, before
attending a council meeting.
"Father!!!!!" Lotor bellowed, striding onto the stage. "I demand you
leave her alone!!!! She is one of my Scribes, and forbidden from your
touch!!!!"
Zarkon fumed, crossing his arms in frustration, "You always get the
pretty ones!!!!!!" To himself he thought, "This one and I will soon have a
meeting, just as they all will!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!" Hagger handed him
a tissue from her bra, to wipe up his drool.
Lotor moved to return to his seat, when Rosemary spoke her first
actual sentence to him!! "You might as well have a seat......you're one of the
surprise guests you know."
"I am?!" He asked in surprise, as Cossack hurried on stage with an extra
folding chair. "I can't imagine why......."
Valeta's heart thumped loudly in her heart. "I'll make him notice me for
sure!!!!" she thought to herself, grinning gleefully. "I can't wait until
Question From the Audience time!!!!!!!"

What is Valeta's question?!?
What possible reason could Lotor have to be up on the guest panel?!?
Will Zarkon and Mum-Ra have a fight?!
Will Devena get a bigger part than her name up in the headlights?!?
These questions and more will all be answered, the next time I post a
part!!! As for now, I'm signing off, as the later it gets, the more frazzled
my mind gets, and the weirder, and smuttier this story gets!!!! I'm your
announcer, Michelle, saying "Drive home carefully, and spay and neuter your
pets!!!!!!" ^_^

Devena's Visit.............A Doomian Scandal?!?

Lotor settled his long, lithe, and limber (Rowr!!) frame into the small
chair. He tried in vain to make himself comfortable, cursing under his breath.
He was seated between Hagger and King Zarkon.
"Now, Lotor, you're....." Rosemary began, but Lotor cut her off. "I didn't
get an introduction." He frowned. "Even my father got one!!!!!!"
Zarkon laughed. "That's because I'm king, while you're merely a pup!!!!!"
Lotor clenched his fist in anger, and shot Zarkon a dark look. "Stupid old
fart!!!" He muttered.
"What was that boy?!?" Zarkon demanded, holding a hand to his ear. "I
didn't quite hear that!!!"
Lotor ignored him, and instead stared at Rosemary, arms folded, a pouty
look on his face. "I refuse to participate until I get an announce!!!!!!"
Rosemary melted at the look, and thought, "He can have anything he
wants!!!!"
And so, the Prince of Doom was granted his announce, a most special one, as
all the Scribes participated!!
"And now....." Michelle began, "The man we all can't help but worship and
adore,"
"His Supreme Manliness," continued Samara.
"Keeper of the Royal Scepter!!!!!" added Dom.
"The guy who can stay up all night long....." said Gina.
"Who's got more energy than the energizer rabbit......." Tammy said.
This went on for quite a while, until finally Michelle said, "His
lordship, Prince Lotor!!!"
"Hey!!!!" Zarkon groused. "Why didn't I get an intro like that?!?"
"Cause you're a big boob!!!!" Lotor laughed.
Rosemary quickly began questioning Lotor before another fight could break
out. "Now Lotor, how do you feel about Romelle?"
"I feel nothing for THAT woman." He said, smirking. "I couldn't even care
less that she is related to Allura, and only vaguely resembles her, when she
wears enough makeup, and I'm drunker than Yurak in a winery!!!!!"
Romelle hurled obscenities out at him. "You beep!! beep!! beep!!!!
beep!!!!! That's not what you said when we BEEEEEP!! each other!!!"
Her revelation elicited a number of surprised murmurs from the audience.
Lotor and Romelle had had sex together?! That was a surprise.
"Lotor, did you really have an affair with Princess Romelle?!" Rosemary
asked.
"Damn BEEP! straight he did!!!" Romelle yelled. "Not only did he Beep! me,
he kidnap me, cause my cousin, Princess BEEP! Allura, wouldn't have anything
to do with his sorry Beep!!!"
"What utter nonsense!!!!" Lotor calmly said. "I did not have any sexual
relations with that woman!!!!!"
"You lying piece of Beep!!!" Romelle screamed, trying to rush the stage,
and jump ontop of Lotor. "You made me Beep!! dress up like that Beep!!
Allura!!! BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP you Beep BEep BEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!"
Michelle snapped her cat o' nine tails against Romell'e's backside,
causing her to reluctantly stop her attack on Lotor. The physical aspect at
least!!!!!!! She sat down, and proceeded to let loose a volley of curse,and
carnal suggestions at Lotor, though everyone chose to ignore her completely.
"Hey!!! That girl's got quite a mouth on her!!" Zarkon said,
appreciatively. "Oh,the things we could do together!!" He leered at her. "BEEP
you!!!!" She shrieked.
"Can someone get a gag for this girl?!?" Dom asked.
"Lotor, how do you feel about your father?" Rosemary asked, and everyone
held their breath.
"I hate the old BEEP!!!" Lotor said, for once not in control of his
emotions. "The crazy old coot, can't keep his hands off of what's mine!!!!!
Always trying to get with my Sexy Scribes!!!! You saw what he tried to pull
with you today!!!!!"
Rosemary shuddered at the recollection. "Yes....."
"And what's worse, the Beep! killed my beloved mother!!!!!" Lotor yelled,
pointing an accusing figure at Zarkon.
"Ah, she was a....." But Lotor had already slugged Zarkon in the stomach,
cutting off whatever insult he had planned.
"How....dare.....you!!" Zarkon wheezed, clutching his stomach. "I can
have you killed for this you know!!"
"No you can't!!" Lotor smirked. "You signed a waver, stating you wouldn't
kill anyone for hitting you on this show!!!!!"
"Damn!!!!" Zarkon swore, slowly getting up to his feet. "I forgot about
that!! Well, if I must, I must....." And he removed his royal robes, revealing
a black T-shirt underneath that said, Old World Order. And he jumped
Lotor!!!!!!
The two began brutally beating on each other, much to the concern of the
females, and the consternation of the guards. They didn't dare try and break
up the fight, considering the power the two royals had.....however the Sexy
Scribes were another story altogether!!
"Now's our chance girls!!!!" Jenn shouted, running towards the stage. "We
can get some punches in on Zarkon, without fear of punishment!!"
Her statement was met with a round of cheers, and they all rushed the
stage in gleeful anticipation.
Chaos ensued, and yet, like the dutifully starlets they were, Rosemary and
Michelle knew the show must go on!! And so, Michelle turned towards the
camera, and said, "When we come back from the commercial break, we'll meet the
man Princess Romelle has been stalking for quite some time now!!!!!!"
"That's a lie!!!!!" shrieked Romelle. "Sven loves me!!!!!!"

To Be Continued!!!!!!
(Next part is by Devena's entitled Sven takes the stage!!!!)
Michelle

Devana's visit: "Rosie O" Springer...Sven takes the stage.

"Now our next guest had a past relationship with the Princess of Pollux.
However, he left her for the newest pilot of the Voltron Force. Ladies and
Gentlemen, please welcome the pilot of the Blue Lion: Commander Sven
Erikson!" Michelle spoke with gusto.
Sven stepped onto the stage, receiving cat calls from several females in
the audiance. Romelle, dispite her "involvement" with Mum-ra, was staring
intently at the handsome pilot.
"Welcome to the show Sven," Rosemary smiled, "Would you tell us what your
involvement with Princess Romelle was?"
"Certainly," Sven smiled, "I felt sorry for her when I found her in the Pit
of Skulls and she told me what she had been through with Prince Lotor. All
lies, though I didn't know it at the time..."
Romelle let out a shriek but the sound of a whip cracking shut her up.
Sven continued, "After we made the escape to Pollux I had ever intention of
returning to Arus to resume flying Blue Lion but she had me put under a
spell by her court sorcer. It kept me on Pollux but she had to have me put
back under the spell after each time we were...well you know," Sven
shudders, "It never failed to break the spell."
"That poor man..." an unknown female voice whispered from the audiance.
"Lies!! All lies!!" Romelle screamed.
"I met Devana shortly after she came to Arus on one of my visits and well,
"Sven grinned broadly, "the rest is history."
"I gave you everything Sven! Everything!! And that that...whore!" Romelle
was hysterical.
Lotor stood up, "No one...and I mean no one calls my sister a whore!!"
"Well," Rosemary grinned, greatly enjoying her role, "We'll return after a
short break."
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Take it away ladies!!! Now we know the truth of Sven's relationship with
Romelle. Ain't it sad?
Devana

Devana's visit: "Rosie 'O" Springer.....Devana's on!

Devana was stepping onto the stage as her brother was preparing to kill
Romelle for calling his sister a whore.
"Lotor," Devana smiled at her brother, "If Romelle can't control her tongue
I'm sure a special trip to Rice-a for a second round in the Harem Ring can
be arranged."
Romelle, not wanting a repeat humilition at Devana's hands, suddenly shut up.
"Welcome to the show Devana," Rosemary smiled as Devana sat in the seat
beside Sven, "How long have you and Commander Sven been together?"
"Two years," Devana smiled.
"No! He loves me you lying b..." Romelle was cut off by the snap of
Michelle's whip.
"You've had your turn Romelle," Michelle smiled almost evilly, "Keep this
up and Gina gets to break in her new paddles on you."
"You...you wouldn't dare! I am the Princess of Pollux!"
"Try me."
Rosemary moved on to her next question, "Romelle claims Sven loves her...as
we've heard her say repeatedly. Now Devana..."
"If Sven loved Romelle he would be with Romelle. However, he's with me and
I'm sick of her stalking him, trying to get me in trouble with Garrison
headquarters."
At this point Romelle got up from her seat. "He'll never love you! As soon
as your daddy makes him a captain he'll come back to me. He doesn't want
you...he's just making brownie points with Admiral Sean Gravas by seeing
his WHORE daughter!"
Devana stood up, "Alright Romelle...right here, right now."
"I think now's a good time to cut to commercial..." Rosy waved to the camera.
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alrighty!! Go on and add to it. Not what I thought I'd write but what the
heck? It'll be good...I have faith in all of you.
Devana

Subj: It's about $#&^@* Time!!!!!!
Date: 3/21/99
Devena's Visit: Q & A Session!!!!!!

"Okay, we're back on in...five..four...three...two" Moonie counted down, as everyone took their places, and Rosemary smoothed down her rumpled skirt. She breathed in deeply, and plastered on a big smile, as Valeta zoomed in for a close up. "And one!!!!"
"Welcome back to the Rosie O' Springer show!!!" Rosemary said, after what had to be the longest commercial break in the history of television!!! "When we last left our guests, Princess Romelle was displaying her displeasure, at the interest Sven had in Devena, and vice versa."
Romelle made to say something, but only a short squeak came out, as the sound of Michelle's whip quickly dried up any comments.
"Well, now that we've met all our guests, why don't we take some questions from the audience?!" Rosemary asked, to the cheers of the crowd. Hands eagerly rose into the air, all begging for Rosemary to pick them first.
She picked Dom. "Yeah!! I got a question for that stank ho, Romelle!!" Dom shouted. "When the BEEP! you gonna leave Doom and never come back?! I'm tired of you shoving your ugly face in the harem, causing problems!!!!"
"Insolent BEEP!!!" Romelle screamed, standing up. "I'll have you punished for those remarks!!!"
"Whatever BEEP!!! Whatever BEEP!!" Dom said, her hand up. "If you can't come up here, and do it yourself, then speak to the hand!!!! Just speak to the hand baby!!!"
"That's it!!! I'm there!!! I'm gonna rip your hair off!!" Romelle screamed, but she seemed to be moving very slowly towards the audience.
"Bring it on BEEP!!! Bring it own!!!" Dom's eyes flashing with fire, as she started to run towards the stage. Romelle screamed, and began looking for a bodyguard. "I knew you were all talk, BEEP!!!!" Dom laughed. She was gonna enjoy this!!!
Not!!!! A hand grabbed onto the back of her bra, causing her to stop running, else her top be ripped off. "You're gonna have to go back to your seat, Mistress Dom." Ramo said, leading a reluctant Dom back to her seat. A disappointed awe surged throughout the room.
"I'm gonna have to ask the audience to refrain from running up on the stage." Rosemary said, nervously. "Next question?!"
"Zarkon!!! Why are you such a letch?!?" Tammy demanded, not expecting an answer.
"Because I'm the man!!!!" He leered at her. "But you already knew that didn't you?!"
"Why you beep!!!" Tammy shouted, disgust all over her face. "You're not even a species, forget about a gender!!"
That shut up the king, who was at a lost for words. So he just continued to leer at the Scribes in the audience. Samara ducked down even deeper into her seat, hoping Zarkon would not notice her. She wish Lotor was not on stage, for he had had the seat directly in front of her, obscuring her from Zarkon's prying eyes. But now, she had to sit practically on the floor, not being able to enjoy the show, and certainly not being able to ask her question!!!!
"Lotor!! What's the deal with you and blondes?!" Valeta asked, fingering her brown locks. "Will you ever consider a brunette?!"
Lotor looked surprised at her question. "I have had many brunettes. Not all of my Scribes are blondes. I like all hair colors." He replied. "It's the women who I truly love and desire. What ever gave you the idea that I did not like brunettes?"
"Well...uh..." She blushed, glad she wasn't visible on camera!!! Rosemary shoved her microphone in front of Valeta's face. "Inquiring minds want to know!!!"
"Youalwaysseemtopassmeby...." she mumbled.
"Could you repeat that?!" Rosemary asked. "Our millions of viewers did not quite hear your answer."
"YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO PASS ME BY!!!!!" Valeta shouted, wishing a hole in the floor would appear, to take her away from her embarrassment.
"Why Valeta!!! I had no idea you had such feelings for me!" Lotor gave her an appraising look. "We shall...have to discuss this sometime..."
Valeta's eyes widened in hope. Did he mean what she thinks he meant?!?
Christa eagerly waved at Rosemary. "Yes?" she asked, sticking her microphone in Christa's face. "You have a question?"
"Yeah!! This one's for Mum-ra..." she trailed off, as he began to cackle, reaching to remove his skirt. He mumbled something about her wanting to admire the twig.
"I just want to know, who he really wants!!" She hastened to add, fixating all her attention onto Rosemary, so she wouldn't see anything untoward. "Romelle or Hagger?"
He stopped groping himself to think. "Well, Romelle was fun while it lasted...." And she smiled triumphantly. "But I did specify in my personal ad that I want a witch. So Hagger will stay my number one woman!! We gonna rule the world together baby!!!"
Hagger shrieked with delight, jumping into his lap, and gave him a deep throat kiss, ignoring Romelle's (And Zarkon!!) outraged screams.
"Ew!!" Rosemary said, noticing Michelle signaling to wrap things up. "When we come back, we'll have my final thoughts." Cue music, fade to black............
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Michelle
Yes, the end is finally near!!!!!!!!

Just a quickie...

"Ohmigod! Look at the TIME!" I struggled to get out from under Keith,
who loooovvvvvveeeesss the missionary position, probably because he
feels soooooo much in control widdit. Anyway, he wouldn't let me be
free.
"What's your hurry? I have yet to show you ALL of my talents."
I bopped him on the head. "You nutball, the Springer show's on! I have
to get there!"
He gasped. "Oh! I forGOT! But can't we skip ONE show?...Just ONE
show?....PLEASE?"
"ARGH!" I HATE it when he bats those eyelashes at me!
"Ohkay...ohkay...five more minutes, and then we're outta here."
He sniffed haughtily. "I do NOT like quickies. You KNOW that. I
thought you were the same way."
I smacked his firm round butt. "I AM! But THIS is an EMERGENCY!...OH!
Take as long as we need, but we HAVE to get out there...."
Wheeeeeeeee!
stillstickybug
Devena's Visit: Final Thought

Rosemary put on her best serious face, which was extremely hard
considering all the things she had seen and heard today. She breathed deeply
in and out, trying to calm down. Kinda hard, when several of the Scribes were
trying their best to keep her laughing!!
Not being able to take it anymore, she yells, "Damn it all!! Stop it!!
Stop it or else!!! I mean it!! Or the next show will be about harem women who
need to get bigger implants!!!!!"
"Uh..Rosemary..." Moonie whispered over the deafening silence. "We started
rolling 30 seconds ago."
Rosemary blushed a deep red, from her head to her toes.
Michelle took over. "Welcome back!!!! Well, Hagger the witch and Mum-ra
the Ever living have happily reunited, and Romelle has sworn to do her best to
break up both couples. How this will turn out, we'll never know. I suppose we
may have to do an update show. But right now, it's time for Rosie's Final
Thought!!!"
Valeta quickly turned to camera towards a still blushing Rosemary.
Rosemary had gotten that frightened, lost little girl look in her eyes, and
she hesitantly began her thoughts. "Love is a wonderful thing, but only when
people think with their hearts and not with what's between their legs. And
stalkers..." Valeta zoomed in on Romelle and Zarkon, before cutting back to
Rosemary. "Should stick to their own kind, instead of bothering those who do
not want them." Rosemary then shrugged her shoulders helplessly, thinking that
was so lame.
Valeta zoomed out to take a wide shot of the stage, where the couples
made out, amongst the bickers, and the credits began to roll.
"It's a wrap!!!!" Moonie shouted, and everyone cheered, and formed little
groups to discuss the days' events.
"I hope I never have to do that again!!" exclaimed Rosemary.
"Why not?!" Michelle asked. "You were doing fine!! Until you froze up at
the end..."
"Yeah, why did you freeze up anyway?" Moonie asked. "You had really
loosened up, even trying to steal the show at one point!!"
Rosemary hung her head. "My stage fright came back, when my little temper
tantrum was broadcast!! I am sooooooooo embarrassed!!!!!!" Her eyes widened as
she recalled something Michelle had said. "There's not really gonna be an
update show is there?!? Cause no way, no how, will I go through this
again!!!!!!"
Before Michelle could reply, Steph came running up. "The ratings just
came in!!!" She waved a batch of papers, triumphantly in the air. "We got the
highest ratings ever!! Everyone and their grandma tuned in!!!!! They love us!!
They want us to do a weekly, if not daily show!!! They're already demanded
uncensored video tapes, and several producers have called to talk about
merchandising deals and airtime's!! We're a hit!!!!!! Rosemary, pick out your
next seven show's topics, cause we have work to do!!!" And with that, Steph
ran off to spread the word, and finalize the deals.
Rosemary's jaw dropped, and she began mumbling incoherent protests.
Michelle patted her on the shoulder. "Relax. It won't be so bad. You'll
have all the Scribes help in putting on the show. It'll be great!!!!!!"
"Easy for you to say!!!" Rosemary swallowed. "I just want my corner
back!!!"
"Corner's gone." Moonie reminded. "Long gone baby!!!!!"
"All gone?" Rosemary sniffed, tears welling up, as Moonie and Michelle
both nodded yes. "WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Romelle continued to scream at Sven and Devena and Hagger and Mum-ra, who
were completely ignoring her, in a heavy make out session. She turned to
bother Lotor,but he was already gone, sucked into a group of adoring harem
girls. She wailed in despair, thinking someday, revenge would be hers, and it
would be sweet!!!
She heard a cough, and turn to see King Zarkon looking at her. "Now what?!"
she wondered. "As if I haven't been through enough, now I have to suffer this
fool again?!"
"You know......" Zarkon said, sidiling up to the Polluxian Princess. "I
think she's right." He nodded towards Rosemary's back.
"About what?" sniffed Romelle, wth royal airs.
"That we should stick to our own kind." Zarkon said, leering. "Wanna try a
fellow stalker?!"
At first Romelle looked disgusted, but then she pursed her lips, as she
gave him an appraising look. "Well.....you did father Lotor, so there must be
some good things about you....mmm, let's give it a try, at least once!!!"
"Splendid!!" He said, groping her.
Romelle let out a shriek of delight, "Catch me if you can, Kingy-
poo!!!" and went running through the castle, where she would eventually end up
running over Dr. Sarah's diagram.........!
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Continued in Sarah's fic: Devena's Visit: Back From the Dead.....and a
lizard
Sarah, Devena, anyone, continue this, wrap it up, whatever, I'm all drained out from the Jerry Springer parody parts!!

ARGH! Not THOSE two!!!

Keith and I couldn't BELIEVE what we were hearing. It was sickening
enough to stop our fun.
"PLEASE tell me that's not Zarkon and Romelle," Keith said, rolling
off of me and holding his stomach.
"'Fraid so," I said, trying not to retch.
The sounds got louder. Zarkon was getting his rocks off...Romelle was
getting what she thought was the best she'd ever had. She hasn't had
much, so she knows from nothing, as the saying goes.
"Oh ZARKON! YES!! YES!!! Give it to me baby...uh huh uh huh..."
"That's IT." I got up and put some clothes on. Keith did the same. We
looked at each other.
"The taping's over, but we can rehearse the next show," I told him,
watching him zip up with still-hungry eyes.
He nodded. "ANYTHING-let's just get away from that infernal disgusting
racket. I need a drink anyway."
I frowned. "I'm inSULted."
He stepped forward and clasped me to him, molding our bodies together.
"UnLESS, you want to finish what we started."
I thought about it. "Maybe we can finish in the party room. It hasn't
been cleaned up yet. But FIRST," I put a hand over his mouth as he
opened it to speak, "We visit the Springer set. Deal?"
He nodded. "Deal." He let me go and took my hand. "Let's go."
Suddenly an almighty crash came from someone in the Harem and—it
sounded alarmingly like Romelle—someone screamed.
Keith let me go and whipped out his stun gun. He glanced at me. We
both nodded and headed in the direction of the scream.
Oh NO! What's going ON? TBC!!!
buggywuggy

Oh good grief...
Keith and I joined the others and we all ran to find Romelle. She'd
sounded as if she was in pain, and with that crash...we were afraid
that Zarkon had gone too far.
We found them in an old bedroom no one used anymore. Zarkon was on top
of Romelle, pumping away, and she was in a dream of bliss, her hands
waving this way and that.
Several pieces of old furniture lay broken and splintered around the
room. A chest of drawers lay in disarray near Romelle's hands.
Apparently, she or Zarkon had knocked it over during their, uhm,
session. Apparently too, the scream had been one of intense pleasure.
Tamy, flanked by Gorjon and Lotor, rolled her eyes and let loose some
very thick and fast Texanese.
Jenn took off one of her new boots and prepared to whip some ass with
it.
Lance and Moonie, still buzzed from whatever they had been doing in
that little private corner of theirs, shrugged and then walked away,
probably back to their corner.
Sammie shook her head slowly. "As if the mere sight of these two isn't
revolting enough...."
Hunk took her by the hand and led her away.
Keith aimed his stun gun at Zarkon's bare blue ass. "Just gimme two
seconds..."
Sven and Devana looked at him, then at each other, then walked away.
The others gave Keith room, all of them smirking.
I heaved a sigh. "Let them finish, Keith. Let's go."
"HEY!!!"
Someone shoved Rosemary into the doorway. She was carrying a mike and
wasn't happy about it.
Valeta walked up behind me, grinning. "Go AHEAD, Rosemary, make some
commentary!"
"Do I HAVE to?" Rosemary turned her head away.
Valeta nodded and whipped out the video cam. "YES."
Rosemary turned pale and broke out into a sweat. "Uhmmmm...we have
here....two very...horny...oops, did I say THAT?...intruders
and....one Voltron Force member..about to rectify the situation...."
Keith got a VERY sinister grin on his face and pulled the trigger.
TBC!
buggie

Zarkon gets a bruise: 3/3

The blast from Keith's stun gun hit Zarkon's butt, bounced off it (to
the surprise of many), hit the furniture, bounced off of IT, and
dislodged some splintering debris, which fell on the (ugh) lovers. The
blast finally rested in the wall.
Keith ignored the applause. He twirled the gun around on a finger,
stopped the twirling, blew on the end of it, then looked at me.
I got the hint. But I just stood where I was.
It took the (uck) lovers a while to realize that they'd been
interrupted. Zarkon only figured it out when his ass began to get sore
and a darker blue than usual.
"Who DARES to shoot at the great King Zarkon?" He got off Romelle,
stood up — everyone but Keith turned away from the view — and put his
fists on his hips. "You all will answer me! Who shot me?"
His lips twisted as a hand moved to rub his behind.
Romelle tossed her head. "Yeah, who DARES?"
"Ohhhhhh, SHUTUP," we said in near-unison.
Keith showed Zarkon the business end of his stun gun. Zarkon flinched.
Keith snarled. "YOU will take Romelle and leave, or else this gun will
strike more than your ass."
Zarkon snarled right back. "How DARE you attempt to tell me what to
do! I—"
Keith pulled the trigger and shot off Zarkon's neck thingy.
Zarkon's eyes widened. He slowly went back into the room (everyone
turned away again), scooped up the protesting Romelle, walked back out
of the room, and was escorted out by several man-slaves.
"I can't believe it was that easy to get rid of him," Jenn said, a bit
disappointed. She put her boot back on. "You better reward Keith,
Paddle Woman."
I grinned as I took Keith's hand. We turned to walk into the room, but
Tamy, Gorjon, and Lotor had beaten us to it.
Valeta moved closer to the room with the camera. A blushing Rosemary
followed.
I shrugged. "Oh well." I let go of Keith to unzip him.
"You'll pay for this harm you put upon me!" Zarkon yelled from
somewhere outside of the Harem.
Keith shrugged and watched me free the Dragon of Arus. "I think I'll
hang around here for a while, just in case he comes back. Speaking of
which..."
He grabbed my shoulders and lowered us both to the ground.
Jenn, feeling a bit left out, grabbed a man-slave and lowered both of
THEM to the ground.
Valeta's cam and Rosemary's mike worked major overtime.
And a good night is being HAD by all!!
Wheeeeeeeeee!!
nutsbug
(thinking about the gorgeous Prince Diamond as sleep claims her)

Devana's visit: back from the dead . . . and a lizard

As we seem to be following Moonie's line . . . here's my little twist on
the chain of events. ^_^
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I heard Rommelle's shriek of delight even through the three walls between
my room and the main harem area. As I had already wiped out Cossack with
my excessive energy from the rite, and had nothing else to do, I decided to
investigate.
"I wonder what the brat's up to . . . "
I emerged from the medic section just in time to see Rommelle yank her arms
from Lotor and Devana's grips, and go racing across the room towards a
startled looking young man at the main door to the harem . . . in a path
that would take her straight over the diagram!
"Wait! Don't step . . . there."
I clicked my tongue as I approached what had been Princess Rommelle.
Everyone else in the room was staring in shock.
"Why are so many princesses such idiots?"
I asked no one in particular as I knelt next to the diagram. Rommelle
hissed at me, flicking her forked tongue. I looked at the stunned young
man she had been running towards.
"You her fiancee or something?"
"W-what happened?!"
He was stuttering, still absolutely stunned.
Lotor was a little more coherent.
"This has something to do with that rite you were doing earlier, doesn't it
Sarah?"
"Mmm-hm. By tomorrow the diagram will be harmless, but for now, it, and
myself, are magical hotspots."
Devana sounded amused.
"But why a lizard?"
"Well, she's currently a Komodo Dragon to be precise. I guess it's because
of my own draconic heritage. In any case, I guess I'd better go ask my sis
what went wrong. And how to fix it."
Damn. I hate having to ask Rachel anything. Simply because she's the
youngest and she's much better at magic than I am, she gloats . . . or
teases me. Bleah.
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