This is just a ity-bity part of the harem story, which hopefully will have some humor! Enjoy

The day in the harem began as usual. It was nothing special. Everyone woke
up, took the morning bath and got dressed. AS the harem girls were searching
for something to wear, they were talking a mile a minute:

Gina: NO! I want to wear the black leather.....
Jenn: Who has my Subversion CD? I left it on my dresser....
Diane: fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight.....
Dom: Someone throw me my brush...OW! I didn't mean literally Tamy..

After all this was done, they went to eat breakfast at the dining room table.
Dom, Tamy, Jenn, Christa, Equinox, Gina, Diane, Sarah, Annette, Jessie, Megan,
Zorina and Agenis all sat down to a hearty meal of pancakes and the
conversation contiued.

Equinox: So i said I'd show him the video i made only if he..
Sarah: I told Cossack that I'd CHECK his temperature when hell froze over.

This went on for some time until Prince Lotor arrived with some unexpected
news

2 part coming real soon!
Dom

When Xian Came to Visit 2

After Lotor announced his intent to leave Xian for the day everyone started
talking at once. Tamy was the first scribe to say something.

Tamy(batting her eyelashes at Lotor): No problem Prince Lotor. The harem will
be happy to look after little Xian.
Lotor: Excellent! I will be dropping off little Xian later. I must warn you
ladies, he has been known to be a terror.
Dom: Thats ok. We have some rope and a spare chair in case he gets out of
line
The harem and Prince Lotor break into laughter. Lotor gives Dom a pat on the
head and walks out the door.

Jenn: That was a cute joke Dom!
Dom: Who's joking? I was serious! I don't like kids in the first place, and
second Lotor's not kidding about the terror thing. I overheard Haggar saying
how the next time Xian came for a visit, she'll be hiding in a corner in the
robeast den until he goes away! Sarah if i were you, i'd stock up on bandages
while the kid is here.
Sarah: Come on Dom! your exaggerating.

Equinox: No Sarah, I'm backing Dom on this one. I heard from a maid on the
second floor that last time he came to visit he replaced Zarkon's preperation-
H with that cream that becomes hot to soothe aching muscles. Well 2 minutes
after he put that on all you heard was Zarkon screaming "My ass is on fire!"
"My ass is on fire!"

At the last remark the whole breakfast table starts laughing uncontrollably.
Gina literally falls on the floor.
Gina: Aw, no way! that didn't happen!
Sarah: No she's right! I heard that story from the old doctor who use to be
here. She said it took her and hour to put the "fire" out!
(More laughter)- when things settle down:
Christa: ok you guys, enough about Zarkon's ass! The thought is scary ass is.
Tamy: I agree. So how do we keep Xian occupied?
Dom: I think Xian will find Gina's whip and paddle collection to be an
education in itself!
Gina: i don't think so Dom!
Annette: Cut it out you two! Don't make me come over there. This is serious.
Think of something girls!

What WILL happen? find out soon!
Dom