The sound of bells are heard, as three figures stand before a doorway. They rustle through some papers they are carrying, glancing around to make sure they are all in the same spot. With each movement, the bells on the ankles, wrist, and hair jingle a merry little jig.

Upon closer inspection, you see it is three comely young women, dressed in extremely sexy, extremely female versions of the Santa Claus suit. Tight,body hugging red velvet, lined with a white (Fake) fur trim, off the shoulder sleeves with white fur cuffs, the skirt's hemline also furred in matching white, and a good several inches above the knee, black, vinyl go go boots, and matching, dainty pair of gloves. One has little sprigs of mistletoe pulling back her purple hair, a whip made of red and green leather braided together on her hip. Another wears a black felt cowboy hat upon her head, with cans of whip cream strung along her belt, while the third has her long braided hair weaved with golden ribbons interlaced through it, a dainty pair of paddles at her left hip. They seem strangely familiar for you, as they giggle and whisper amongst themselves.

"You ready?" the X-mas Cowgirl asks.

"Yes!" The other two grin happily. Together they clear their throats.

"Lotor the snowman, was a very special man! He was made of snow, but one girl knows how he come to life one day........ There must have been so magic in those black vinyl pants for when she zipped them up, he came to life, and kissed her!"

The cowgirl giggles: "Hahahah! Okay now let sing, "Roger the Red Assed Roebeast!"

The other two blink at her in confusion. "I'm not too familiar with that song..." The purple tressed one says, "Neither am I!"

The cowgirl seems disappointed, but turns to the next page. She pulls out a harmonica.

"You better watch out, you better not pout, you better not cry,I'm telling you why, Zarkon's coming to town!! He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find all the harem girl's who are kinky and hot......Zarkon's coming to town! He peeps on you when you're sleeping!He knows when you're showering! He hits on you when you're awake! He knows if you're alone or not, so be in company for safety's sake!!

The pretty drule with the long braid adds,"Hopes you been bad not good for once..."

The cowgirl shudders, "To him I don't think it really matters....just so long as you're willing...."

They all groan. Then the purple haired girl grins. "All right, time for my favorite!!" They all brighten up immediately.

"On the first day of X-mas the Scribes gave to me, a sexual harassment suit! On the second day of X-mas, Michelle gave to me, two blow up dolls, and a sexual harassment suit. On the third day of X-mas, Tamy gave to me three kicks to the balls, two blow up dolls, and a sexual harassment suit! On the 4th day of X-mas, Sammie gave to me.....4 swollen gonads..three kicks to the balls, two blow up dolls, and a sexual harassment suit! On the 5th day of X-mas, Hagger gave to me.....fiiiiive pen--nis riiiiings!! 4 swollen gonads..3 kicks to the balls, Two blow up dolls and a sexual harassment suit..

On the 6th day of X-mas, Dom gave to me...6 bottles of laxative disguised as alcohol, .....fiiiiive pen--nis riiiiings!! 4 swollen gonads..3 kicks to the balls, Two blow up dolls and a sexual harassment suit..On the 7th day of X-mas, Sarah gave to me, 7 anti viagra shots, 6 bottles of laxative disguised as alcohol, .....fiiiiive pen--nis riiiiings!! 4 swollen gonads..3 kicks to the balls, Two blow up dolls and a sexual harassment suit..On the 8th day of X-mas, Gina gave to me.....8 paddles paddling, 7 anti viagra shots 6 bottles of laxative disguised as alcohol, .....fiiiiive pen--nis riiiiings!! 4 swollen gonads..3 kicks to the balls, Two blow up dolls and a sexual harassment suit..On the 9th day of X-mas, Moonie gave to me.....9 gelding sessions, 8 paddles paddling, 7 anti viagra shots 6 bottles of laxative disguised as alcohol, .....fiiiiive pen--nis riiiiings!! 4 swollen gonads..3 kicks to the balls, Two blow up dolls and a sexual harassment suit..On the 10th day of Xmas, Jenn gave to me..10 ass-whippings, 9 gelding sessions, 8 paddles paddling, 7 anti viagra shots 6 bottles of laxative disguised as alcohol, .....fiiiiive pen--nis riiiiings!! 4 swollen gonads..3 kicks to the balls, Two blow up dolls and a sexual harassment suit..On the 11th day of X-mas Rosemary gave to me....11 restraining orders,10 ass-whippings, 9 geldings, 8 paddles paddling, 7 anti viagra shots 6 bottles of laxative disguised as alcohol, .....fiiiiive pen--nis riiiiings!! 4 swollen gonads..3 kicks to the balls, Two blow up dolls and a sexual harassment suit..

On the 12th day of X-mas, Tia gave to me......12 Vasectomy's!! 11 restraining orders,10 ass-whippings, 9 geldings, 8 paddles paddling, 7 anti viagra shots, 6 bottles of laxative disguised as alcohol, .....fiiiiive pen--nis riiiiings!! 4 swollen gonads..3 kicks to the balls, Two blow up dolls and a sexual harassment suit..

The cowgirl grins, "That was great! Okay, what's next?!"

The one with the gold ribbons smiles, "Jingle Bells!!"

"Jingle Bells, Zarkon smells.. Mum-Ra laid Hagar.. Oh what fun it is to ride on a Lotor-san tonight! Dashing thru the halls, trying to get by.. Away from ol' Fish face, screaming all the way..hahaha But we get away, makes our spirits bright.. To know that Zarkon won't get none, his balls are blue tonight! OH! Jingle Bells, Zarkon smells, Mum-Ra ..well you know the rest!"

They turn to the next page, "Zarkon comes, are you listening....in the halls,he's a creeping.....we try to run away, as best as we can...lurking in the castle Doom halls...

Later on, he'll conspire.....as we lay by the fire.....he sleeps all alone, lurking in the castle dungeon walls! In the morning he'll come up with a new scheme, and he'll get Hagger to act it at! He'll say we are married, we'll say hell no!! But he'll keep staying in denial......"

They frown as they see the next song. "What the...." the cowgirl mutters. "Who made this one up?"

The Drule with the gold ribbons scowls, "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..Zarkon nipping at your neck....."

The purple tressed one grins, "How about ZARKON roasting on an open flame...."

The cowgrl pouts, "What happened to Zarkon got runned over by a roebeast?!"

The other Drule female practically gags in disbelief. "I saw Hagar raping Santa Claus! What sick individual came up with this!!?"

Purple haired beauty sighs, "Poor Santa!"

The cowgirl mutters, "That's why he don't stop at Doom no more......Oh gawd! You don't want to see what's happen to Jingle Bell Rock!!"

at is going on here?!" The petite Drule demands.

And how come Lotor hasn't come out to show his appreciation for our.....Holiday spirit?!" The purple beauty pouts.

"I'm gonna find out!" The cow girl proceeds to kick repeatedly at the prince's bedroom's door. A minute goes by, before the door slowly creaks open. "Lotor! I want a word with you...." The cowgirl trails off in shock, as a grinning King Zarkon is revealed behind the door, wearing his bright red G-string a dark contrast to his purplish blue skin. He wears white cuffs on his wrist, and white go go boots, mistletoe choker on his neck, and a white Santa cap. And nothing else.....

"I'm gonna be sick...." The three groan.

"Hey girls!!" Zarkon leers at them. "Did you like my songs?!"

"That was you?!" The cowgirl demands indignantly.

"We should have known!!" The petite one scowls.

"You know you can't resist me!" And he sways his hips in a bad imitation of Ricky Martin. "But you didn't sing my favorite song....."

"I'm afraid to ask..." The cowgirl mutters.

"It's that horrid Jingle Bell Rock one isn't it?" The Purple tressed one demands.

"Hmm....close!" He grins, and continues to dance. "Here Comes Zarkon, Here comes Zarkon, right in the Harem Wing....Here comes Zarkon, here comes Zarkon, right by Tamysan!" And he grabbed her about the waist! "He's a grabbing, he's drooling, right by Tamy's leg!" And he lifts up one of her shapely legs, forcing her knee up high enough for him to lick!

The cowgirl growls, "Although it's been said many times, many ways...." She pulls out a huge wooden candy cane from out of subspace. "Get out of my face, you creep!" And cracks him over the forehead with it. He falls to the floor unconscious....

"This blows!!" The purple haired one complains. "Come on, let's find Lotor and seduce him the ole' fashion way..."

"Jump his bod?" The cowgirl questions.

"Definitely!!" the other two reply, as they walk off into the night, in search of a certain blue skinned prince.
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Michelle

M.O.E. & P.O.P.

Actual story line made up by moi! Songs and Insanity provided by Michelle, Sammie, and Tamy! (As if you couldn't guess who the three girls were!!) This has been yet another terrifying glimpse into our world!!