I went into my room quickly. The others had to scramble for damage control.
Sarah, unfortunately got called for a medical emergency, which meant that I
was on my own with Baldy. Hopefully he wouldn't be awake yet, for I had a
plan.
I looked and he was still out, sprawled on my bed. Thankfully, his body was
covered by the long robe he was wearing. I did not want to see what Zarkon's
tushie looked like, thank you very much. Going over to a cabinet, I brought
out some Texas whiskey - which I never drank. It was something I brought back
from one of my trips home for a drinking contest. Over 100 proof, it was
potent. I undid the bottle and took a whiff.
Whoooo..I thought..nasty..
I heard a moan from Fish-face and feared that he was coming to, but he didn't,
thankfully. With some effort I flipped him over, taking care not to see
anything but his face. After all, I just ate some time ago..I didn't want to
lose my breakfast. I opened his mouth and started pouring the whiskey in. Some
of it he swallowed and some he did not. I was thankful that Drules had such
cast-iron stomach. I was still pouring it into him when I heard a voice...
"Haven't you done enough damage?"
I turned. It was Cossack.
"Cossack, I don't have any time for this. I gotta get him outta here before he
wakes."
"Y'know, you could be in big trouble for assaulting Zarkon.."
"No duh! But YOU didn't face the delightful prospect of sex with him either!"
I discarded the whiskey bottle in the trash and quickly adjusted and tied up
Zarkon's robe, taking care NOT to touch him. I then tried lifting him up which
was a daunting prospect.
..Maybe if I take his feet...I thought desperately.
Zarkon started to moan again and I nearly freaked. I went to the other side of
Zarkon and grabbed his feet. I would have to drag him..
To my suprise, Cossack who was smirking, went to the other side of Zarkon and
grabbed his shoulders. As I went to drag him, Cossack lifted up the other end.
I looked at him with suprise.
"And just WHY are you helping me, Cossack?"
He smiled - well as much as he could smile. "Aw..well I'm just a nice guy."
"You're NOT a nice guy...and you know it too..I didn't ask for your help."
"Well, maybe so, but I hate to see anyone get glomped by a roebeast, even if
it's just a girl...now where are we taking him?"
I sighed. Cossack's help was better than no help at all..
"Hagar's.."
"Hagars..HAGAR'S!! Are you crazy?" he said.
"Yes, but it'll work! She's not there right now. She went to get some stuff
from some planet and she won't be back till later! We'll pop Sparky here into
her chambers and when she gets back.."
Cossack made a face. "I don't wanna think about that.."
I grinned. "See the witch will be happy, Zarkon will be happy - er until he
figures who he's fiddling with."
We made our way down the secret hallways behind the main ones where we would
not be seen.
Cossack said, "Yeah, but how do you know Zarkon's gonna go for Hagar? She's
ugly!"
"You're so dense, Cossack! All your brains must be down below your
waist..Hagar's kinda vain, y'know. She'll turn pretty if only for awhile and
Zarkon's so pumped up with whiskey and aphrodisacs he won't care as long as
she's female..and if I know Hagar, we won't be bothered by Fish-face's libido
for awhile.."
"Libido?" Cossack asked.
"Sex drive.." I said absently.
"Oh.." Cossack grinned.
We carried Zarkon to Hagar's chambers. Fortunately Cossack did have a master
set. We went in and put Zarkon on the bed. I looked about for some restraints,
and sure enough she had them against the headboard. I put Zarkon's wrists in
them and secured them. Zarkon himself was still out, but he had a pleasant
smile on his face - the old pervert. For an added incentive to the old witch,
I opened Zarkon's robe again, taking care not to touch him. I was thankful
that Hagar's chamber was so gloomy.
I took Cossack's arm and we quickly made our way back to the harem the way we
came.
We were back inside the harem when Cossack said, "Ummm..there is the matter of
payment.." he smirked.
I put my hands on my hips and said, "I am grateful, Cossack but not that
grateful!"
"Aw, come on, why won't you Scribes give me a chance! I'm not that bad!"
I felt sorry for him with him chasing the doc and all that.
"No, you're not that bad..and you're not that bad looking either.."
"Oh? Well you all were pretty bad to me.."
He had this pitiful look on his face.
"I'm sorry for that. It was very cruel but you running around naked and
calling us whores wasn't nice either."
"I was drunk.." then he smiled. "Now about payment.."
I said, "Look, I'll put in a good word with you with Sarah, how's that.."
"Umm..how about a good word with Sarah and some all-around fun?"
"Cossack..are you always this horny?"
"Yes.." he grinned.
"I'll pass on the all-around fun..besides if you did, then it would get around
and then what would Sarah think?"
"Well, maybe you're right..I mean I did kiss her..I'll get to her sooner or
later.."
"Maybe, but if you have that attitude, she tie your balls up into a bowtie.."
"Shoot..I never had to do all this to get a woman before.."
"Hmm..well, it'll be worth it..is it a deal?"
"Well...okay.."
"Good!" I smiled. I gave him a good natured peck on the cheek and Cossack
being the guy he was, suddenly turned and gave me a big kiss and a whack on my
rear end. I immediately jerked away sputtering, "You - you little twerp!
You're a pervert!"
Cossack only grinned and walked off.
Despite his outburst, I vowed that I would let Sarah know what he had done. I
attributed his behavior with the fact that he was horny, frustrated and merely
did it to annoy me. He would have done the same to someone else. I headed off
to Sarah's office.
Tam...
I was in my private bath, soaking for what seemed the fitth time today. My hip
was slightly sore from the shot Sarah gave me but it wasn't bad. The water was
scalding, bubbly and scented with vanilla. Finally the ordeal of the day was
wearing off. I knew that soon I would have to tell Prince Lotor about what
happened, which was what I intended to do - after I soaked first.
Suddenly, without warning Lotor did walk in! I was a little suprised and
startled. No one was expecting him back so soon. He had an angry look on his
face. Was he angry at me? I looked at him and took a drink of soda to fortify
me.
Lotor stood very imposingly, hands on his hips. Evidently he had just come in
because he was not dressed in his robe.
"All right, wench. I want an explanation. I've heard what went on here today
and I want your story." Lotor said slowly.
I gulped. "Okay, I'll tell you exactly what happened.." and so I explained how
his father came into the harem and attempted to er - spawn. As I told him
this, his face became a dark blue which meant he was pissed. I certainly
didn't want him to be angry.
I said in a steady voice. "Are you angry at me?"
His eyes flashed. "No! I am angry at my father! How dare he come in here and
take what is mine? He doesn't provide towards the harem - I do! Damn him! I'll
tear him apart! It's about time I - " then he looked me in the scalding water
and ground out, "He didn't - "
"No! He didn't! I bonked him over the head with that statue of you that Sammie
gave me! Believe me, I wouldn't have done it - but ick! It would have steered
me off sex for life!" I said frantically.
"Tell me about that.." he said menacingly.
..Uh oh..I thought..here goes..
And so I explained what happened and where I put his father. As he heard my
story, he grinned from ear to ear and when I told HOW I placed him, he started
to laugh.
"So that's what all that howling was from her chambers. I thought she was
conducting experiments on roebeasts again!"
I smiled, glad that he got such a kick out of it.
"Oh and Sarah said that she had treated Hagar for some kind of infection some
days ago. Ths stuff she gave her acts as an aphrodisac on her kind, AND your
father is so pumped up with aphrodisacs and whiskey, well let's just say
they'll have a good ol' time.."
He laughed again and said, "I pity my father when he comes out of it..Hagar
will wear him out!"
He started to relax and eyed the tub. He quirked an eyebrow playfully.
"I'll tell the Doctor to give you all the tranquilizer hypos I have heard her
mention. That way you and the others won't have to resort to breaking statues
over my father's head...Hmmm..is there room for me in that tub?"
I replied, "There's always room for you, m'lord.."
He smiled, enjoying the play on words. He started to disrobe and
well..needless to say ladies I throughly enjoyed that last bath. He did help
me to forget ol' fish-face very well. It was all in all good clean fun!
And so ended my adventure..for now anyway!
Tam,
The Big Tease....
It was later..much later when I emerged from my quarters, refreshed and at the
same time, a little tired. I smiled. Lotor certainly never dispointed! He had
left a little earlier after promising me he would have my statue replaced
along with the sheeting and such from my bedding. I thanked him most kindly of
course.
I was walking down the hall when I remembered Sarah's request. The cam! I
giggled outloud, just thinking about what Sarah was going to do to drive
Cossack crazy! I went to V's room, but she wasn't there. Instead she had left
a note that said:
"If you take the cam, RETURN it or suffer the consequences! "
I smiled, scribbed a note saying that Sarah and I needed it and would return
it as soon as we were done with it. As I exited her room, carrying the cam.
Cossack came down the hall.
Being the nosy man he was, he asked, "Whatcha doing with that cam, Tamysan.."
he smirked, trying to be funny.
I thought that I would just play along and let him REALLY suffer with Sarah's
little plan later.
"Oh nothing, Cossack..you know, we're always filming something.."
"Yeah.." he grinned. "Can I watch? No..can I participate? Yeah!"
"Oh now.." I smiled. "Somebody's gotta watch out for us..you know." I said.
Cossack grumbled to himself.
"Oh, but I did tell Sarah what you did.."
His face lit up. "You did? What she say?"
"She said it was a very nice thing for you to do."
"That's it? Dammit, she plays hard to get.."
"Awww..poor Cossack!"
"Damn right,"poor Cossack!" wench! She drives me crazy!"
I thought..you think she drives you crazy now, Cossack, just wait..
"Aw, I'm sorry, Cossack." I said, smiling sweetly. I gave him another peck on
the cheek at the risk of my own satety.
"And you're NOT helping any, either! I liked it better when you were mean!"
I giggled. "Oh now, Cossack..don't worry..maybe she'll do something to reward
you for your good deed."
"Hmmph..I wish somebody would.." then he grinned. "How about it?"
"Ah..well..I have to go, Cossack..maybe some other time! I'll give Sarah your
regards!"
Cossack, who was totally frustrated said, "I'd rather give her something else!
Tell her that!"
I heard him mutter as he walked away, "Damn teases!"
I giggled and hurried to Sarah's office to tell her what had transpired.
Hehee..the man was on the edge. Now Sarah would get to do the pushing - all
the way off the cliff!
I almost felt sorry for the poor guy..
Tammy
This fic crosses over a bit with some of Sarah's work. Sarah writes some great pieces, so you should really check them out, not just so you know what the references to her story are all about, but because you'll be in for a treat!
Michelle