Dragon Ball Voltron: Part One: Special Delivery

"MAIL CALL!!" a handsome young terran with raven black hair said, entering the harem dressed in a blue and gray uniform of earth's United States Postal System. His light green eyes bugged out as he took in the scantily clad forms of Prince Lotor's Scribes.
"Mail?!" Michelle asked, floating over to the stunned man. "We haven't gotten any mail in ages!!"
"For sure!!" Dom agreed, licking her lips as she eyed the man up and down. "Ever since Zarkon started throwing them to robeasts!! He doesn't take bad news very well..." She paused, thinking. "Or bills....or junk mail...catalouges.....publisher's clearing house....letters from his momma....he doesn't like mail at all!!"
"If Zarkon sees him, he's sure to be dead!!" commented Rosemary, who was also eyeing the handsome man. There was no doubt in her mind that he wouldn't have trouble finding a bed companion or two!!
"Poor dear.." Michelle smiled, fingering the youth's chin. "Guess you'll have to stay here a while!!"
"Oh yes..." Moonie agreed, and began unbuttoning the man's shirt. "And we better burn this outfit before Zarkon sees it!"
The man blushed a deep red, seeming unable to speak. "Oh look, he's trembling!!" Gina smiled. "Isn't that cute!" Her eyes ran over him like a radar homing in on some natural born instinct of hers. "And a virgin as well. Haven't had one of these in a while!!"
Dom stifled a scowl. She could tell from that tone of voice that Gina was just as determined as she was, to add this hunk to her mini harem of males! "What's your name handsome!?"
"Uh..oh...my..." He stuttered, his pale skin turning redder, his eyes growing larger as he felt his pants being tugged off.
"At least leave the man his boxers!!" Michelle giggled. "There's no way Zarkon would recognize a mail man by his shorts!!"
"You'd be surprised!!" Tamy said, shaking her head in disbelief. "No wonder the poor boy can barely speak!! Dom, Gina!! Cover your selves up!! You're lack of clothing is freaking the poor boy out!!"
Pouting, they went to put on some robes. "You're no fun..." Dom muttered, while Gina shouted, "SPOILSPORT!!"
"Now then..." Tamy turned a dazzling smile on the youth. "What was that I heard about mail?"
"oh..." He gulped, trying not to stare at the barely covered chests before him. "Um...I have a package here for..." He bent down to pick up his discarded mail bag, stifling a yelp as he felt someone pinch his rear. He quickly straightened up, shooting a glare at the smiling, extremely innocent females in front of him. "Er...I have a package for a Samara...?"
"Oh pooh!!" Dom faked a tear, as she returned. "And here I thought you came for me!!"
"Uh.." He said, still nervous of all this attention.
"SAMARA!!" Rosemary suddenly bellowed, almost breaking the Scribe's ear drums. "What!?" Rosemary asked, trying not to smirk.
Samara poked her head out of her room, a frown on it. "Damn HTML codes, couldn't they make these things easier to use...did someone call for me?!"
"Mail call!!" Michelle said, nodding towards the man.
"Oh my!!" Samara said, taking in his good looks. "I bet he has to beat the ladies off with a stick!!"
"Not yet!!" Dom giggled.
"But that could be arranged!!" added Gina.
"I just bet it can." Samara said, walking towards the group. "I'm surprised he hasn't died from all the attention!!"
"What attention?!" Michelle asked, hastily removing her arms from around his shoulders. Dom quickly let go of his pants.
"We were just being friendly." Rosemary add.
"Uh huh..." Samara smiled. "Now what was this about mail.....?"
"Um...it's a package..." He said, handing it to her. He fumbled with a data board, punching in some numbers. "And you have to sign for it, here, here, and here...."
"Well I'll be...." Samara murmured, turning the small brown box over in her hands. "Tokyo.....I wonder what he could have sent me...." She wandered off to her room, to the Scribes disappointment. They were all dying to know what was in that box!
"Oh well!!" Michelle shrugged, her attention turned back to the young man. "Say handsome, how about a tour of the castle?"
"A bedroom tour!!" Dom added.
'You never did tell us your name." Michelle pointed out.
"It's Brandon, miss..." He smiled for the first time.
"Well Brandon, this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship!!" Her green eyes danced with laughter.
"Hey!!" Dom protested. "I saw him fir...no I didn't....I claimed him....no, not out loud... damn!!"
"Cheer up!" Tamy said, to the scowling girl. "You have Nigel and the French Quartet!!"
"Oh right!" Dom said, and went rushing off towards her bedroom.
"I suppose I'd never hear the end of it from Keith and Lotor if I took on another male." Gina said, then grinned. "Not that it would ever stop me!!"
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Her web site forgotten, Samara stared at the package on her table. "I can't believe it..." She murmured. "To entrust me with such a responsibility....with the likes of Hagger and Zarkon around!!" She ruefully shook her head. "Even Lotor could cause trouble with this if he learned!!" She carefully picked up the orange orb, holding it up to the light. In it's center shined five ruby red stars. "This could be the start of more trouble..." She sighed. "But it's not like any of them will even know what it means. It's an old Earth myth, one that not many have ever even heard of, let alone believe!! But still...it's a risky thing...sending it to a place where two of the most evilest beings of the galaxy are..."
She sat the orb down, turning her attention to the small card that came with it. She smiled as she read the shaky handwriting, most of it in plain hiragana, as though the author had never learned the more complex kanji symbols. "It's a miracle that boy was able to learn how to write at all, considering all the years he spent growing up in the wild. Amazing how he produced such a scholar for a son!" Turning from her musings, she reread the letter for the umpteenth time.
"Dearest Samara-sensei;
I hope this finds you in good spirits, and that you have all the love, laughter and light that you so rightfully deserve. I myself have been fortunate enough to have another son recently born to me. Chi Chi and I have decided upon the name Goten. Chi Chi has high hopes that you would be willing to come back and tutor the boy, but I said you've been very happy living with your prince. She said it can't hurt to ask, and so I have. Gohan is entering high school a straight a-student thanks to you, and he sends his best as well. Your many friends hope you will be willing to drop by for Christmas as it has been too long.
I must admit, my writing you is not to rehash pleasant memories, as I'm sure you've guessed by now having seen the item. I am entrusting to you the five star Dragon Ball for safe keeping. It has gotten too risky here on Earth, as Vegeta has gotten world conquest on his mind again, and has started collecting dragon balls yet again. We are hopeful that sending some off to space will be able to deter him from his quest. At the very least, the dragon radar won't be able to locate it off planet. Guard this carefully. I don't think you will have to worry about him though, he surely would not expect this development. Good luck, and God bless.
Matta Ne, Ai No Tomodachi, Sayonara
Son Gokou

P.S. Enclosed is a picture of my family.

Samara set down the letter and orb. "Oh Goku I hope you're right. I do not want to have to fight him for this...." She began searching her room for a suitable spot. "But just in case he does find his way here, I better keep this out of sight...He may think women are frail creatures, but he knows you don't, and might very well come here. I hope he doesn't tear up the harem too much! Maybe Gina can calm him down...."
She locked the note and orb into a metal strong box, placing it into the secret panel hidden behind her closest. She then placed the key into her desk. "I better keep quiet about this. The less people who know, the more likely this is to stay a secret!!"
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To Be Continued!!

Michelle
Mistress of Exclamation Points & Princess of Pleasure!!
Dragon Ball Voltron: Part Two: Princely Egos
A few weeks went by, pretty uneventful, even by Harem standards. Zarkon showed up once or twice, with a lame-brained scheme, that was unanimously voted by the Scribes as his lamest attempt ever!! They still got tears in their eyes, and fits of uncontrollable laughter when ever anyone mentioned the words Jelly or Fish. Samara was almost able to forget about her guardianship of the five star Dragon Ball, figuring if no one had shown up by now, they weren't very likely to at all. Especially since she had received no further information from Goku. She was now able to relax, and focus completely on her web site, barring interruptions by Lotor and Dargon of course!
Brandon was also settling into harem life, finding a life of luxury and sexual pleasure much preferably to a dead end job, delivering the mail to the far corners of the universe! He quickly got over his shyness around the Scribes, and was slowly developing a sexual appetite to rival even Lotor's!!
Whistling a merry tune, he carefully carried a tray filled with a mouth watering meal to his mistress' room. Michelle always liked it when he woke her up with breakfast or as the case may be, lunch in bed.
"Well, well, well!!" a raspy old voice said. "What do we have here?!"
Startled, he whirled around, coming face to face with a wizened old woman. "Uh..hello..." He said nervously.
"Hello yourself, handsome!" She said leering at him. "You got a name, or should I just call you muscles?"
"Uh...Brandon..." He replied.
"Well...Uh..Brandon." She smirked, reaching out to squeeze one of his biceps. "Do you have any idea who I am?"
"Well, um....I've seen you around here quite a bit..." He paused, trying to judge her age. "I'd say you must be one of the Scribe's great grand mothers?"
She glared at him for a moment. "Are you serious!? You've never heard the name Hagger mentioned before!?"
He shook his head. "No."
"Anything about a witch?"
"No..."
She cackled with glee. "This should work at just nicely then!! Carry on dearie, I'll see you later!!" And she disappeared down a corridor, still laughing madly.
"What an odd little woman..." Brandon murmured, staring after her.
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"We're here!!" Diane called out cheerfully.
"Diane!!" It's been a while!" Tamy said, stepping out of her room to give the girl a quick hug. "And Mike....oh!" Her eyes widened as she took in the male next to the former Sailor Senshi. He was of medium height, well muscled, and jet black hair swept up in pointy arrays atop his head. His proud, dark eyes looked as though he rarely smiled, and he had the grace of a dancer, and the bearings of one royal born, dressed in the navy blue travel outfit of his home planet, with white and gold armor adorning vital areas.
The man deigned to offer a slight bow of acknowledgment to the gathering Scribes. "Ladies....Gina." He gave her a deep smoldering look.
"Oh brother!!" Keith rolled his eyes, wrapping possessive arms around the paddle queen.
"Oh....hello..." The Scribes replied in unison, staring at the man.
"I guess you're all wondering what happened to Mike, eh?" Diane giggled. "Don't worry, he's not out of the picture!!" She held up her hand, displaying the huge diamond engagement ring. "He just doesn't get along well with my Veggie-poo."
"I hate it when you call me that woman!!" Vegita snapped.
"Veggie-poo, huh?" Gina grinned, filing away that nickname for later uses, preferably when she had Vegita back up on her rack.
"You know how men get jealous!!" Diane continued. "The two don't get along at all. Former lover meets current lover type of thing."
"Oh...So what are you doing here with your ex instead of Mike?" Michelle asked.
"I was just getting to that!" Diane answered. "It was Vega's idea. Our daughter wanted a family reunion and wanted to visit the harem again, so we decided to combine the two! She should be dropping by soon!"
"Great!" Tamy smiled. "We better hide the whip cream!!"
"And tone down on the festivities!" said Rosemary, making Dom's lower lip jut out in woeful pout. "The girl is only twelve." Rosemary added.
"Hey Sarah, looks like you have a potential baby sitter on hand!" Moonie said.
"Well thank God for that!!" Sarah replied, with a smile. Ever since the triplets had been born, her sex drive had been kicking into over drive. Cossack walked around the harem in permanent state of bliss, causing Lotor to comment sourly that the man was good for only one thing. Though he smartly kept his mouth shut on what that one thing was, at least when Sarah was in ear shot!
"Vega was just lucky Vegita happened to be in this neck of the galaxy!!" Diane continued, as they were led into the rec room. "Isn't that a coincidence, or what?!"
"I don't hold much with coincidence these days..." Samara said so softly, that only Vegita's super hearing picked up the words, causing him to smirk. "So tell me, Vegita-kun," His scowl deepened at the prefix Samara had added to his name. "What were you doing in this part of the galaxy? It is an awfully long distance from Earth."
"Say yes, Veggie-chan!!" Diane turned to look at him. "You never did tell me why!?"
"Ladies....please..." Vegita grumbled. "None of this kun, or chan business. Vegita-kami-sama..."
"Fat chance of that, Veggie-poo!!" Gina managed to utter out between fits of laughter.
"Woman!! You will call me your God!!" He sneered at her, but faint traces of a smile were on his face. "As I was saying, Veggie-kami-sama, or even just sama...or if you must....san."
"What's up with that?" Jenn inquired.
"Well!!" He hmphed. "I can understand why some of you wouldn't understand, not being from my culture. But I am a prince, and I must be accorded the proper respect in every manner!!"
"Uh-huh...yeah....right." Tia said dryly. "Fat chance of that happening here!! King's don't even get any respect around here!!"
"Well, I hardly would refer to that fish headed baboon, Zarkon a King." Vegita said, strolling over to an ornately designed arm chair, the frame of it inlaid with rubies, sapphires, emeralds, lapis lazuli over a gold coating, and covered with soft purple cushions, incredible soft to seat in, even had a built in massager. "That would be like comparing a pedigree to a mongrel." He settled back into the chair, a satisfied smirk on his face as he surveyed the harem from this angle.
"Um....you can't sit there." Tia informed him.
"And why not?!" Vegita snapped back. "It is surely the only chair suited for a man of my position!!"
"That may very well be the cast, Vegita-KUN." Samara said, making note that he had managed to avoid answering her question. "It is an armchair designed for royalty...but only one royal hinny may sit upon that throne."
Vegita chuckled. "I'd like to see that blue twerp try and remove me from my perch!!"
"That can be easily arranged..." Lotor's voice drifted into the room, cold, calm, and collected, as he strode through the group towards Vegita.If he was startled to see his seat of honor already occupied, he did not let it show. The Scribes stared back in stony silence, shivering in anticipation of the fireworks to come.
"Ah, Lotor!!" Vegita smirked. "Do you really think you could take me on?" He flexed a well muscular arm.
"I could strike you down with one arm behind my back!" Lotor shot back, crossing his shoulders across his chest. "What in God's name are YOU doing back here?!"
"I've decided...." a lazy grin crossed Vegita's face. "To claim your harem for my own...."
"Really..." an equally unconcerned grin crossed Lotor's face. "I see. You prove amusing. I think I might just keep you alive for a while. You're screams should provide quite a lot of entertainment."
"Funny..." Vegita said, now seeming to be examining his fingernails for specks of dirt. "I was thinking the same thing for YOU."
"You better be prepared to eat those words of yours." Lotor shot back, his hand hovering above his sword's hilt. "I'll add the mustard free of charge."
"Funny." Vegita said, and the Scribes craned their necks back to look at him. They had been silently watching this exchange as tennis spectators would watch a ball bounce back and forth across the courts between two contestants. "I prefer ketchup.....Blueberry boy."
Lotor snarled in reply, and did a movement with his hands that the Scribes didn't quite see, snatching Vegita off the throne by his shirt's collar. 'Don't test me, brat."
Vegita's lip curled in contempt.
"At least I'm the brat with the power...and a home planet." Lotor smirked. "Uh-oh..." Diane muttered, not daring to breathe. "Bad move..." Samara commented.
Vegita gripped Lotor's right wrist in a viselike grip. "I'm going to exact payment for that comment a thousandfold.....bakayaroo!!"
Lotor brought up his knee in a lightening quick move the Scribes barely saw what happened. One minute the two were gripping each other, the next they were separated by six feet of floor, arms up, and bent into battle stances as they eyed each other intently, each trying to gauge the other's strength meter.
"You're going down..." Vegita informed Lotor with a cruel smile, and a white wind tinged with blue surrounded his body, as his hair turned golden and he went into Super Saiyajin Mode #2.
"Better men than you have tried and failed!!" Lotor informed him.
"He's gonna get killed!!" Moonie shrieked, gripping Tamy's arms in fright.
"Draw your sword, you pig headed fool!!" Tamy screamed."
"Silence!!" The two man shouted.
"Have you no concept of honor?!" Lotor shouted. "This will be settled man to man!!"
"Unarmed combat!!" Vegita added. "Totally fair!!"
"Not when one is using freaking super powers!!" Dom screamed, just as the two let out ferocious war cries, and took off at a face pace, fists clenched, eyes flashing red as they charged each other. "I can't look!!" Michelle shrieked, covering her eyes. Most of the other Scribes did so as well..........
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To be Continued!!

Michelle
Mistress of Exclamation Points & Princess of Pleasure!!
Dragon Ball Voltron: Part Three:Great Balls of Desire

"I can't look!!" Tamy sobbed, shaking slightly in fear. "Is it over?!"
"Was there much blood shed?!" Dom asked. "He didn't bruise my baby's face?!"
'This is worse than watching a horror movie!!" Samara said, from her tightly shut eyes. "I just abhor violence!!"
"I hope there was no permanent damage!!" Michelle added, then paused. "How come we haven't heard any screams or sounds of bones breaking for a while....?"
"It must be over." Tia replied. "One was beaten into unconscious by the other!! I bet the other's doing his victory dance as we speak!!"
"Well I'm not gonna be the first to look!" Diane informed them. "I quit being a sailor senshi to put such violence behind me!!"
"Sarah, you go and look!" Rosemary said. "You're a doctor, you're used to gore!!"
"I am looking!!" Sarah said dryly.
"She sounds like she's in shock!!" Tamy commented. "It must be really bad!!"
"Oh it's something all right." Gina said in a sarcastic voice. She and Sarah were the only two who had not covered their eyes."MEN!!"
Sounds drifted through the Scribes worried chatter, getting louder bit by bit, as the two rivals got into the spirit of things. "Ja Ken Po!! Ja Ken Po!!" Slowly, the Scribes removed their hands from their eyes, mouths agape at the sight of an unharmed Lotor and Vegita with joyful smiles on their faces, as they shook their fists and chanted the short phrase. "WHAT THE!?!" Dom demanded.
"It was all an act!?" Tamy said furious.
"Looks like..." Jenn snarled, her eyes darkening with anger.
"Ja Ken Po!!" Lotor face broke out in triumphant as his fingers made a v shape sign over Vegita's hand. "Scissors cut paper, I win!!"
"Come on, Best Seven out of Twelve!!" Vegita rumbled in protest.
"Rock, paper, and Scissors?!" Samara gritted her teeth in frustration. "All that, that....that posing, and it ended with ROck, Paper, and Scissors?!"
"Technically it's Ja Ken Po." Vegita said with a smirk.
"Oh shut up!!" Michelle snapped, her hands on her hips. "That's only the Japanese version of the game....you...you radish head, you!!"
"Aw, they're only mad cause we pulled one over on them!!" Lotor grinned at Vegita. "I can't believe you fell for it!!"
"Women!! So easy to trick, eh?!" Vegita smirked at the scowling Scribes.
"Why you...you..." Tamy sputtered, struck speechless for once.
"We make a good team!!" Vegita said, clapping a hand across Lotor's shoulders.
"A good team?!" Gina growled, steam practically shooting at of her ears. "I'll show you what team work is all about!! KEITH!!" She held out her hand, and he quickly slapped a cat o' nine tail whip into it. "Get thee to the rack room!! It's time for your lesson!! And it's going to be a lesson in pain!!"
"HAI!!!" Lotor and Vegita said with big grin on their faces. They shared a conspiratorial wink. The mood Gina was in, guaranteed their S & M session to be extra gratifying! They practically skipped out of the room, with Gina whirling her whip over her head like a lasso.
"If I didn't know better, I'd swear they planned that!" Diane said, arms crossed.
"I can't believe we didn't see that one coming!!" Tamy grinded her teeth. "I'd like to whip them into submission myself!! That'll teach them!!"
"All in good time, my friend, all in good time." Samara grinned. "They won't be escaping from Gina's clutches for a few days at least!!"
"Good!!" Diane grinned. "It gives me time to catch up with you gals!! So what cha been up to?! And more importantly.....did you get any new man slaves?!"
Michelle grinned. "Just one...."
"But what a man that guy is!!" Dom fanned herself with an imaginary fan. "Brandon can cause heat waves all on his own!!"
"Brandon?" Diane asked. "That's an Earth name, so he's terran then?"
"Yep!!" Tamy grinned. "He's from the good ole' U.S. of A.!!"
"He came to deliver a package to Sammie...something she won't let us see!!" Dom shot a pointed glance towards the former teacher who pretended to be examining her hair for split ends.
"And with the way Zarkon feels about mail man...well uh...." Michelle's smile widened, and she blushed deeply. "We took him into protective custody!!"
"Oh, so now it's we?" Dom asked, eyebrow arched.
"Well....I said I would share..." Michelle twiddled her thumbs. "Later....much later!!"
"Well, this I gotta see!!" Diane exclaimed. "Take me to this heartbreaker!! You gals are more worked up than I've ever recalled seeing you! He must be something special!!"
"Oh he is!!" Moonie grinned. "Just don't tell Lance!!"
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"Listen up maggots!!" A furious Gina shouted, dressed in a leather bathing suit, and thigh high 6-inch heeled boots that were colored in army green. She even had the little helmet on top her hand!! She marched up and down the lengths before the rack, impatiently awaiting the removal of the two prince's clothing by Keith.
"Before I'm done with you, you will have sweat, bled, and more importantly, cried for mommy!!" Gina barked at the two trussed up princes. "You will pay for that prank!!" The two grinned, insanely. "Just what we were hoping for!!"
"Quiet!!" Gina snapped the whip against Vegeta's chest. "Did I give you permission to talk....Veggie-poo?!"
"No...."
"No what?!" Keith demanded.
"No mistress...." Vegita said sullenly.
Gina allowed them a brief smile. "You've earned a reward." She took a small bottle off of a table.
"Is that what I think it is?!" Lotor's eyes widened, she must be really mad.
"Yeah, a certain aphrodisiac oil you're quite familiar with..." Gina said, and began rubbing the oil all over Vegeta's well muscled body, including those hard to reach places. "I thought you only used that for me!!" Keith pouted.
"But they were very, very naughty!!" Gina said, slowly working over the royal scepter with her fingers. Lotor held back a sigh, this was gonna be some workout!
"What's so special about oil?" Vegeta demanded. "It smells nice, but I don't see the point."
"Simple." Now Gina's smile was dazzling. "It amplifies you're emotions by ten times. You'll find yourself getting aroused quicker..." and she tweaked one of Vegeta's nipples between her fingers. "And unable to do anything about it!! Before I'm through, Veggie-poo you will worship me as your Goddess!!"
"Never!!!!" He screamed, trying not to grin. This is what he came for! "You're the one who'll be worshipping me!!"
"We'll see about that!!" She grinned. "Music?!"
"Damaged Gods, Paddle Queen?" Keith asked with a grin.
"But of course!!" Gina smiled, raising her whip arm back. "That cd always puts me in the mood for a fine workout!!"
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"Heeeeeelllllllooooo handsome!!"
Brandon's eyes widened as he took in the stunning vision before him. She had waist length blond hair, blue eyes, and what looked like a triple 44E sized chest. She was dressed in a skimpy black bikini, that stood out against her pale skin, and her hips swayed seductively as she walked towards him, her luscious red lips in a cute little pout.
"Um, hello..." He stuttered, feeling like a gawky teenager again, as she ran her fingers across his chest. "Are you a Scribe too?"
"Honey, I'm better than a Scribe!!" She blew into his ear. "I'm Queen of this here land."
"Gosh!!" He sounded impressed. "What can I do for you?!"
"I like the way you think." She purred. "Momma needs a new playmate...and you'll more than do!!"
"I find it hard to believe you have trouble finding partners...highness..." Brandon replied, squirming out of her grip. He couldn't understand it, his eyes was telling him this was a gorgeous babe out for a little fun, but his instincts were screaming for him to run away. His skin goosepimpled at her caresses, and any arousal he had felt had quickly died away when she touched him. She seemed to be radiating an aura of pure evil, and that only confused him more. Surely someone would have warned him about her if that was the case...."Pardon?!" He asked, his thoughts interrupted.
"I said, you could call me Desiree...." She cooed, pulling his reluctant hand towards her cleavage. "And to answer your question, I tire out my partners VERY quickly...but you're looking to be very promising!!"
He yelped, trying to yank back his hands as she forced them to massage her breasts. "Um....have you had any plastic surgery done?!" Brandon could have sworn he felt wrinkled skin there!
"Oh no!!" She breathed, trying to capture his hands with hers again. "These babies are all natural!!"
"I find that hard to believe..." He muttered, ducking under her hands. "I meant, er...are you older than you look....?"
She frowned, wondering why he was resisting her good looks. She had patterned herself after Katherine Zeta Jones, Hunter Tylo, and Princess Allura after all!! "Does this body look like the body of some wrinkled old hags?!" She demanded, and ripped off the two inches of material that had covered her body.
A high pitched squeal came out of his mouth, as he totally freaked out, eyes bulging, falling to the ground at the sight of her nude body. "There!! I still got it!!" She said in satisfaction, stepping over his head, giving him a very up close and personal glimpse. She hooked her hands under his shoulder's and began dragging him across the floor. "Those glimpse should keep him suitably freaked out, long enough for me to get him to the rack room, and work my magic on him!! She cackled with glee, her voice no longer pleasant. "Where did they find this stud!?!"
"Hold it right there!!" Michelle screamed in outrage, angered Scribes clustered behind her.
"Boy's fresh of the farm, freaking out just because of a nude body!!" Diane exclaimed.
"I told you, he shouldn't be allowed to walk around unattended until he got acclimatized to harem life." Jenn said wisely. "Virgin minds are so succestible to nude bodies."
"Go back to your bedrooms you pampered prissies!!" Hagger screamed, her body reverting back to it's natural state.
"Shaddup!!" Dom snapped. "And let go of that Bodacious Beau!!"
"Go back to Mum-ra and Zarkon, Auntie!!" Tamy snapped back. "They're more you're speed!!"
"That's what you think!!" Hagger screamed, sending a cobalt blaze of energy their way. "There's always room for desert on my plate!!"
"EEW!!" Moonie screamed, as a mental image of a nude Zarkon with an apple in his mouth, and Mum-ra covered with gravy and potatoes popped into her mind. "That's sick!!"
"You're the sick one, imagining such a scene!!" Hagger cackled. "Don't worry ladies, I'll give him back, when I'm done with him!!"
"He'll be dead by then!!" Michelle shrieked, hurling lightening towards the evil witch.
"Or he could be dead now, if you don't let me have my way with him!!" Hagger cackled, a magical blade appearing in her hand. "ARGHHHH!!" Brandon screamed, coming out of the latter shock, to the bigger one of being held by a naked Hagger! "Get away from me!!" He violently struck out with his arms, causing her to drop him. He quickly scrambled away, rushing to wrap arms around Michelle's waist, as she readied another blast.
"Interfering wenches!!" Hagger scowled. "He's mine now!! I'll kill you all for this!!"
"Think again, bitch!!" Gina snapped her whip against Hagger's rear.
"Damn it!?" Hagger whirled around to face Gina who had come up behind her. "Argh!" She screamed when a lightening bolt hit her rear. When she turned to scowl at Michelle, Gina whipped her again. She whirled to lash out at Gina with her blade, only to be struck by a bolt this time by Tamy. Realizing that this would go on indefinitely if she didn't retreat, she pushed past Gina, shouting curses over her shoulder as she raced down the corridor that led to the rack rooms.
"What was that all about?!" Gina asked, chuckling.
"Who was that...that thing?!" Brandon demanded.
"No one told you about her?!" Michelle asked surprised.
"NO!!" He shook his head. "I thought she was someone's great grandmother!!"
"Well she is my aunt..." Tamy admitted, a flush of shame on her face.
"Is that what you're gonna look like when you're her age?!" Brandon asked.
"Hell no!!" Tamy protested, looking outraged at the idea.
"Listen sweetie," Gina began. "If you see anyone that hasn't been introduced to you, they're definitely not part of the harem."
"And if you see any good looking women you haven't been introduced to you yet, it's most likely Hagger in disguise." Michelle finished. "She always trying to lure men to her lair. She's like a black widow!!"
He shuddered. "I'll keep that in mind from now on!!" He nodded thanks towards Gina. "Thanks for showing up when you did!!"
"You're just lucky I decided to take a break from my...uh...session with those brat princes..." She winked. "I left them hanging on the rack, to contemplate what they've done wrong."
"You did?" Moonie asked, going pale. "But Hagger just took off in that direction."
"Oh Shi...." Gina took off running.
"Well, that'll be one lesson they won't be forgetting anytime soon!!" Tia joked.
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"Damn!! That was excellent!!" Vegeta panted heavily.
"She was in really fine form today!!" Lotor agreed.
"The way she uses that whip!!" Vegeta shook his head in admiration.
"She is well noted for her ability to effectively wield her tools of trade without tearing or otherwise damaging the flesh of her target." Lotor smiled, one of pure ecstasy.
"I must have that woman!!" Vegeta said. "Name you're price!!"
"I could never sell her!!" Lotor retorted. "She is not my property!! Though she is my wife....speaking of which, what about that woman of yours? Bulma? Haven't you two tied the knot yet?"
"Bulma won't mind!!" Vegita replied. "I'll make sure she won't mind!!"
"Sorry, as I already said, she's not mine to give....none of them are." Lotor grinned. "Not that I would ever part with any of them if I could."
"One man holds all those women by mere love alone?! Impossible" Vegita scoffed. "I can make you a deal....one that would willingly hand over that woman...."
"No deal could persuade me to do that..." Lotor retorted, but Vegita could see he was becoming intrigued.
'Really? Not even if you could win Allura at last......or vanquish your father?!" Vegita smirked, knowing the bait was tempting indeed.
"What?! How!?" Lotor demanded.
"A little thing called Dragon Balls...." Vegita replied. "Very powerful wish granters.."
"And if these things are so powerful, why would you be willing to share them with me?!" Lotor demanded in suspicion. "Couldn't you just use them to just take what you wanted?!"
Vegeta looked embarrassed. "Er....well...that's cause I have been having trouble locating the last two orbs...."
"Then it's a useless offer." Lotor said, uninterested.
"NO!!" Vegita said. "I believe they are here in your harem!!"
"What!?" Lotor asked, in shock. Just then they heard Gina's footsteps returning.
"We'll discuss this later!!" Vegita snapped back. "After she's let us off this rack!!"
"Interesting...." Hagger cackled softly to herself. "Wish granting balls....I like the sound of that!!" Chanting a quick spell, she teleported herself to her library, where she began doing an extensive research on the matter.......
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To be Continued!!

Michelle
Mistress of Exclamation Points & Princess of Pleasure!!

Dragon Ball Voltron: Part Four: Panty Raid!!

"I still don't understand why you simply wouldn't use the orbs to gain all you want..." Lotor commented, examining the cards he had been dealt. He tossed out two.
"I told you..." Vegeta said, a pained expression on his face. "I'm having trouble locating them...." He tossed out three cards, not willing to admit that in the heat of the moment, he had been thinking with his penis, and not his brain! "I realize now the value of partnership.....in some endeavors..."
"Quite..." Lotor replied. "And how do you plan to locate these final two orbs?"
"I have my ways..." Vegeta said, his face blank as he stared at his new hand. "I'll raise you twenty."
"Fine, I'll see you that, and raise you another 50 gold pieces." Lotor said, throwing the gold coins onto the growing pile of cash.
"Very well." Vegeta said, puffing on a stogie.
Lotor frowned in distaste. 'That's bad for your health you know."
"So?" Vegeta blew smoke rings towards Lotor's face. "I'll just wish for immortality when I get those balls."
"You mean when WE get those balls." Lotor scowled, sipping his brandy. "You better not try to double cross me....you wouldn't want me as an enemy."
"Relax!" Vegita said, the smirk on his face having the opposite effect. "We'll have three wishes to split between us...and there's always next year."
"Amazing things, those balls. Grants three wishes then disappears for a year. Wonder how they were made." Lotor mused.
"Piccolo's people..." Vegeta said distractedly. "Look, about finding them....."
"Ah yes, you mentioned something about them being in my harem?" Lotor stared over his cards at Vegita. "Just what makes you think they're here?"
"Well, some of the fellows do know the ladies here..." Vegita replied. "After that one party....But also, one of them, Samara I believe, she has known Goku and his friends for quite some time."
"Ah..." Lotor frowned, wondering just how close Samara and Goku had been.
"So I was thinking you should order her to hand them over!" Vegita said.
Lotor stared at him incredulous. "Order her?!"
"Yes...Order them all, just in case!" Vegeta said, throwing another 20 gold coins onto the pile.
Lotor let out a mighty laugh. "No wonder you have no luck with the ladies!! My dear man, one does not order a Scribe to do anything!! I've learned that from first hand experience!!"
"Obviously you're not much of a leader then, are you!!" Vegita scowled. "Ten minutes with me, and they would be licking my feet!!"
"I dare you to say that in front of them!!" Lotor smirked. "I'll be sure to inscribe something fitting on your tombstone!"
"I just might take you up on that dare!!" Vegita growled, almost crushing his cards in fury.
"Settle down, ole' bean." Lotor smiled, enjoying the rise he was getting out of the arrogant princeling. "It's not good for the sex drive."
"Whatever!!" Vegita growled. "We'll just barge into their rooms, and do a search!"
"Invasion of Privacy..." Lotor smirked. "That'll really make you popular with them!! Why you might get ranked up with the likes of Zarkon and Mum-ra!!"
"Don't compare me to those old fossils!!" Vegita snapped. "Let's just sneak into their rooms, and search for the blasted things!!"
"I am a prince!" Lotor said, disdain apparent in his voice. "I don't do such trivial tasks....I delegate the work to others!!"
"Hmm, yes..." Vegeta scoffed. "And I'm sure you'd love to let the word get out about the Dragon Balls, hmm...risk others learning about them?"
"You have a point...." Lotor frowned. "But what do you suggest we do?"
"If we could somehow get the place empty for a while....Give us enough time to conduct our search...." Vegeta slammed his cards down on the table, a broad grin on his face. "Full House!"
"Ah...." Lotor stared at his cards. "I think I know of the perfect plan....one guaranteed to smoke screen our activities, placing the blame on another...more deserving person."
"Just so long as it works.." Vegeta said, reaching for the pile of gold. Lotor's hand shot out to stop him. "It will..." A triumphant grin on his face as he laid down four aces. "My father will make the perfect scape goat, wouldn't you say?"
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Samara stood in shock at the state of her room. It looked like a tornado had come through, depositing all her clothes on the walls, floor, and furniture. "What the hell!?!" She gasped. "Who would do such a thing?!" She bent down to start picking up her clothes. "When I find out who's responsible, they're gonna be sorry!!"
"Who the hell has been in my room?!" Moonie's outraged voice was heard.
"Probably the same pig who was in mine!!" Dom shrieked. "Gals, you can borrow my clothes, just don't scatter them all over the place!!"
"What's going on?" Michelle asked.
"Did you do this?!" Moonie demanded, waving a pink sweater at Michelle.
"NO!!" Michelle said indignant. "I grew up in a palace, not a sty!!"
"Yeah, betcha there was maids a plenty, never learning how to pick up after yourself." Dom said, eyeing Michelle suspiciously.
"I don't have to take this!" Michelle fumed, storming off. "Why am I coming under suspicion for this?!"
"Because you happen to be in the vicinity." Jenn joked, heading into her room.
Ten seconds later, she and Michelle came storming out, yelling in outrage.
"Don't tell me, you're rooms are a mess too?!" Samara said, glad she was no longer a maid. She pitied the ones who would have to clean up all those clothes!
"Damn it all!!" Tamy shouted, marching up to them, clad in a towel, soaking wet. "Someone's been in my room!!"
"And scattered all your clothes, right!?" Moonie said, angrily waving around her sweater.
"Worse than that!!!" Tamy stamped her foot on the ground. "All my underwear is stolen!!"
"What!?" They all said in unison.
"All of it?!" squeaked Michelle.
"All of it!!" Tamy assured them. "Every last bra, panty, negligee, and what have you....gone!!"
"You know...." Moonie said thoughtfully. "Now that you mention it....I didn't see any items of the sort left in my room either...what about you?"
"I don't know, but I'm about to find out!!" Michelle said, and rushed back into her room. The others did the same.
"What's going on?" Gina asked, Ramses behind carrying a tray of food.
"Go see for yourself!!" Moonie said, waving her pink sweater in the direction of Gina's room. "Tell me you don't see anything out of place in there!!"
"Okay." Gina shrugged, and disappeared into her room, as the others emerged, outraged.
"Someone stole my underwear too!!" Samara shouted.
"The nerve of..of whoever!!" Dom growled. "I'm gonna wring that punk's neck!!"
"Not if I get my hands on him first!!" Tamy said.
"We're living with a bunch of perverts!!" Michelle snarled.
"And that surprises you?" Gina asked, returning.
"Well?!" Moonie demanded, arms now crossed over her chest.
"Well, what?" Gina asked, eyebrow arched.
"How does your room look?" Moonie demanded.
"Like I left it this morning." Gina replied.
"What?!" Moonie said, waving the sweater in Gina's face. "I don't believe this!!" And she and the others marched over to Gina's room, and flung open the door...."This is how you left it?" Samara asked.
"Er yes..." Gina smiled. "Me and the boys were quite..ah involved...then I had to punish Veg-boy and Lotor, so I never got the chance to call up the cleaners."
"Er...nothing missing?" asked Michelle.
"Missing?" Gina asked, then frowned. "Besides that outfit you gals loaned Lecrecia a.k.a. Zarkon...I don't think so."
"Better take another look then." Samara told her. "Our rooms have been ransacked of all...all unmentionables!!"
"What could possible be classified an unmentionable here?" Tamy asked.
"Oh right..." Samara agreed.
"Hmm, well let's see..." Gina said, digging around in the piles. "paddle, paddle, whip, whip, spank ray, motion lotion, handcuffs, paddle...whip....."
"How many of those do you have?!" Dom exclaimed.
"Enough to probably not even notice a few missing." Samara said.
"Wait...someone stole my anti-pervert paddle!!" Gina growled.
"What about panties?" Moonie asked.
"Panties, hell!! I had that paddle specially made!!" Gina clenched her fists. "Clothes I can always replace, but.....Paddles like that don't just grow on trees!!"
"Hmm...well what are you gonna do about it?" asked Tamy.
"Do?!" Gina whirled around, and the Scribes backed up at the expression on her face. "Scary!!" Jenn murmured. "I'm gonna wring the bastard's neck!!" She swore, fire in her eyes.
"We have to find the culprit first." Samara pointed out.
"Only one person would dare to steal that paddle!" Gina replied, marching out the room, paddles of righteousness in her hands, her special whip of fury coiled on her right hip.
"And that would be?" Michelle asked, as they followed Gina from a safe distance.
"The one who I had it made for!!" Gina retorted. "Zarkon!!"
"We should have known!!" Tamy made a Homer Simpson like cry.
"He's gone too far!!" Gina said. "You don't mess with my paddles!!"
"This is gonna be good!!" Dom grinned. "Somebody get a video tape!!"
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To Be Continued!!

Michelle
Mistress of Exclamation Points & Princess of Pleasure!! Dragon Ball Voltron:Part Five: Zarkon's Interlude

A thoroughly soused King Zarkon sat on his throne, his chin resting on his right hand, his left hand following the intricate pattern on the arm rest. To be truthful, he was moping. Not that he would ever admit that that's what he was doing. He was far too arrogant to do that. He had just suffered another loss from the hands of Voltron. If there was one thing a person needed to know about Zarkon, it was that he did not take losing well. In fact, various servants and courtesans was smartly hiding from view, making sure that they would not feel the blunt of their master's anger.
Which was another thing he was moping about! He was bored, not to mention sexual frustrated! So far he had only been able to order one low ranking noble to be whipped before word got out and they all took off to parts unknown. Even Hagger seemed to be avoiding him, something she rarely does. But when she did, it usually did not bode well for him and Mr. Happy...He had consider paying a visit to her laboratory to see what she had gotten so involved with, but reconsidered when he realized she might demand another conjugal visit from her *husband*. He shuddered at the thought.
He had wanted to settle down with a nice porno or two, but when he went to the video archives, he found out someone had rented out all the tapes, an astounding feat, considering Castle Doom had the largest porno collection in the Denubian Galaxy. In rage, he had killed a slave, and swore to force who ever was behind this to watch a three day marathon of Barney the Dinosaur episodes. Then he stalked back in an even fouler mood to his thrown room, where he had kept a running monologue to himself, his thoughts mainly filled with revenge and getting his hands on a Scribe or three!!
"I don't see what was wrong with it..." He muttered. "I thought it was a rather inspired idea!" It was indeed, inspired after a few hours of heavy drinking! "I mean, how could it have gone wrong?"
"Meow?" The blue cat by his feet asked, lifting it's head to stare at him in disbelief.
"I ask you! Jellyfish!!" Zarkon grumbled. "It should have worked!!"
"Mrow!!" Coba replied. Zarkon sighed, thinking how pathetic this was talking to a cat. He'd feel even more dejected if he had known that Coba had just informed him that he was only staying cause of the fishy smell of Zarkon's bare feet!
"And your mistress could have helped out!" Zarkon complained, giving the cat a scratch behind it's ears. "She didn't have to fall over with laughter!! I mean I don't see her coming up with any better ideas to get me those Scribes!! And she's running out of chances! If she doesn't deliver the goods soon, I'm divorcing her!!" His eyes lit up at the thought. "That's it!! I'll cut her off without a penny!! None of this alimony crap!!" He pounded his fist on the throne. "In fact, she should pay me!! The nerve of her, not holding up her end of the marriage agreement!! You go and tell her she better get something done now or else I'll....!"
With an excited yowl, the cat bounded down the stairs, just as the doors to the throne room were kicked open by a stiletto heeled foot. Zarkon watched in fascination, as it was a very shapely leg. "All right!!" Gina barked, marching into the room, as Coba slinked past her legs. "Where is it?!"
Zarkon blinked at her in confusion. "Pardon?" He asked, wondering if the Jelly Fish idea had worked after all!
"You know what I'm talking about!!" She snapped, uncoiling the whip from her hip. "So give it here!!"
"Heh..." Zarkon smirked.This was gonna be fun! "Come and get it!!"
"You bet I will!!" Gina shouted, as the other Scribes finally caught up with her, wheezing and panting from the long run from one end of the castle to the other. Zarkon perked up even more at the sight of them. A whole group!! It must have worked after all!! "Well now!!" He hiccuped. "Mr. Happy's glad to see you too!!"
"Eew!!" Dom made a face. "What's that smell?!"
"Zarkon!!" replied Moonie. "I thought everyone was used to it already!"
"No, I mean something else.." Dom said.
Michelle wrinkled her nose. "You're right!! It's worse than usual!"
Samara gasped. "Why he's drunk!!" She looked shocked.
"I got some more jelly fish around here somewhere...." He slurred, patting his clothes.
"Never mind that!!" Moonie shrieked, throwing her pink sweater at him. "I want my clothes back!!"
"What?!" He asked, then noticed Tamy who was clad only in a towel. "Well now!! I knew you couldn't resist me!!" He got up, and began stumbling down the stairs. "Come on over and give uncle a kiss...."
"EE-yuw!" Tamy face was twisted into an expression of disgust. "I'd rather kiss a toad!!"
"Ribbit!!" He let out a girlish giggle as he finally reached the last step. "Wanna see my tadpole?!"
"And the sad thing is....." Moonie whispered to the others. "It really is that small!!"
"Come on up to my lily pad and see me some time!!" Zarkon said, sorta weaving from side to side as he lurched after Tamy.
"Don't ignore me old man!!" Gina screamed, her arm lashing out. The whip's end lashed across his thigh, causing Zarkon to pause momentarily to glare at Gina. "What ja go and do that for?!" He demanded. "There's plenty of Mr. Happy to go around! LOOK!" And he whipped off his clothes, standing there with nothing but a smile on his face.
"Do you have a death wish or something?!" Gina demanded, arm poised for another strike.
"Before you kill him, make him give us our panties back!!" Dom shrieked.
"Panties?!" Zarkon looked confused. "I don't know nothing about panties."
"Don't lie to me!!" Gina shrieked, lashing out with the whip again.
"Uh sir.....?" a guard asked nervously. "The items you requested are here...." Everyone turned to look at him, and saw several guards carrying armloads of the Scribe's lingerie!
"Why you!!" Dom shouted. "You pervert!! Get him girls!!" The Scribes rushed forward, kicking and punching the wailing king. "But I didn't do it!! I didn't ask for anything!! I swear I didn't do it!! Guards!! Guards!! Help!!"
"Do you hear anything Ja-aleya?" One asked as he set down his pile.
"Not a thing, Smernef." Ja-aleya smirked, enjoying the sight of his king getting beat for once. "What say we go out for drinks."
"I'm game." Smernef said, and they strolled away, leaving the King to his just deserts.
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To Be Continued!!

Michelle
Mistress of Exclamation Points & Princess of Pleasure!!!

Dragon Ball Voltron: Part Six


"And how will I recognize a Dragon Ball if you won't show me one even for reference's sake?!" Lotor demanded, eyebrows arched at Vegita.
"Trust me..." Vegita grumbled, as he yanked out a drawer from Samara's dresser, turning it upside down, as he shook it vigorously. "You'll know it when you see it." Clothes tumbled out onto the floor.
Lotor faked a pout. "I'm beginning to think you don't trust me....*comrade*"
"You catch on fast." Vegeta said, ripping out another drawer. "I don't trust anyone, blue boy!!"
"Now that's an understatement!!" Lotor smirked, lazily watching Vegita tear apart Samara's room, the fifth one of the Scribes to undergo Vegita's through scrutinization. "It's probably why you don't have a lot friends....or women!!"
"Will you shut up and help me!!" Vegita growled, throwing the drawer against the wall in frustration. "You've done nothing but stand here and watch me do all the work!!"
"Hey!!" Lotor grinned. "Who thought of the plan to get all the Scribes out of here? Relax!! I've done more than my fair share of the work.....especially considering you won't even tell me where you're keeping the other five orbs."
"You'll get to see them, when and only when we find the last two!!" Vegita ripped the doors off Samara's closet, getting a thrill from seeing Lotor cringe. "What's the matter Lotor?! Am I making you too big a redecorating bill?!"
Lotor scowled. "Not that I can't handle it, Veg-head. Even without the Dragon Balls, I'm richer than your wildest imaginations could possibly comprehend!!"
"Then you won't mind me tearing up another Scribe's room!!" Vegeta said, stalking out towards Michelle's room. "I'm beginning to think this is hopeless!!" He added, as he kicked in Michelle's newly repaired doors.
"Oh it is friend, it is...." Lotor smiled, his eyes gleaming. "Unless you know where to look. And if I know my favorite dancer the way I think I do...." He stepped into the huge walk in closet, and began fingering the wall. "She'll have stashed anything of importance in those secret passage ways of hers...." *click* He smiled, as a small panel slid aside, revealing a box.
"Good girl..." He smiled, tenderly caressing the box. "You've just given me leverage against that spiky headed fool....."
"ARGHHHHH!!!!" Vegeta screamed in frustration, and the sound of furniture breaking followed closely. "Nothing but clothes!!! These women of yours must have about enough to clothed ten galaxies worth of people!!"
Lotor smirked. "You show me yours, I'll show you mine..." His fingers began working on the clasp, eagerness making him clumsy. "I can't wait to see these orbs he keeps ranting about. Surely they must be fantastic!!" His smirked deepened. "And if it can rid me of my father....all the better! Yes...my first wish will be for that bomb to be removed from him and the castle....then I shall kill him with my bare hands...."
"Can you believe it?!" Michelle's annoyed voice faintly invaded Lotor's gloating. "Stealing our stuff!!"
"Man is a big pervert!!" Dom muttered. "A regular ole's Johnny panty sniffer."
"EEW!!" Samara exclaimed. "That's disgusting!!"
"Well it is Zarkon we're talking about...." replied Tamy.
"Damn it!!" Lotor muttered. They were back too soon!! There was only one thing to do...he smirked to think of the reaction Vegeta would get, being caught red handed in the damaged rooms..."I think a good beating is what he needs....just the thing to knock him down a few pegs!!" Lotor rushed out of the closet, heading for the wall near Samara's bed, where he knew a secret passageway entrance was. "It'll give me the time I need to locate his stash of dragon balls!!" He hurried into the passage, not realizing that he had no maps upon him.....for if you were not Samara, one could easily get lost in the tunnels that twisted and winded around the castle.....forever!!
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To Be Continued!!

Michelle
Mistress of Exclamation points & Princess of Pleasure!!

Dragon Ball Voltron: Part Seven

Vegeta ran through the Castle as though he had the hounds of Hell at his heels. In a way he had something far worse, angry Scribes, several who were adept at magic and/or wielding weapons, and all were heavily armed. And they were extremely pissed off at him.
"Damn that Lotor!!" Vegeta growled under his breath. "Where the Hell did he go, leaving me to face these...these harpies!!" He speeded up, as he felt a bolt of lightning singe his rear.
"Come back here, you muscle bound twerp!!" Michelle screeched, blue energy crackling around her body.
"Not so tough now, are you buddy?!" Dom demanded. "Where's that big Super Saiyan power you're always boasting about?!"
"Maybe he can't get it up!!" Jenn said, snapping her whip in his direction. "Maybe he's impotent!!"
"Uh.....that's not what I meant..." Dom murmured, giving Jenn an odd look.
"But it's a fitting metaphor all the same!" Gina grinned. "Maybe we should get you some Viagra as well, Veggie-poo!!"
"I am not impotent!!" Vegeta bellowed in outrage.
"What does Super Saiyan mean anyway?" Jenn whispered.
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"Blast it all!!" Lotor grumbled, using his lazon sword as a light source. "I could have sworn taking this passage would have lead me in the right direction!" He ambled along the tunnel, cursing profusely. "They couldn't place some markers around here to help me out?!" He sighed. "No, that would lead my father right to them....." His stomach grumbled. "I hope I get out here before dinner!!"
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BAM!! Hagger looked up from her research books in surprise, as the doors to her chambers flew open, and a panting young man rushed in. "Well!!" She cackled in glee. "Don't get many live ones in here!!"
"What are you talking about, old fool?!" He demanded, as he locked the doors behind him, and began dragging a table over as a barricade.
"Hmm, not bad on the eyes..." She mused, running her eyes speculatively over his body. "A little on the short side though, but you'll do....for now."
"For now, what?!" He demanded, glaring at her. "Are you senile or something?!"
"Got some spunk in you too!!" She grinned, and began adjusting her cowl. "Not many would dare to address me so impertinately, and in my own chambers as well!!"
"Be quiet!!" Vegeta snapped, as the sound of running feet grew nearer.
"AW!! Don't be like that....." She purred, and sidled up closer to him, running fingers up his right arm. "I see your a wanted man." In more ways than one, she thought.
"Sort of..." He grumbled, shaking her hand away from him.
"Well, well, well!!" She said, and squeezed his buttocks. He began to let out an outraged shriek, when she gagged him with her other hand. "Be quiet sweetie..." She whispered into his ear, her other hand stroking his clothed manhood. "Unless you want me to throw you out to your friends there."
"Where is he?!" Samara shouted. "I'll tear him from limb to limb!!"
"Not before I get through with him!!" Gina snarled.
"And then we'll feed him to Hagger!!" Moonie added.
"Naw, she's too GOOD for the likes of him!!" Tamy said. "Let's give him to Romelle!! After we castrate him!!"
Vegeta shuddered, though Hagger wasn't sure if it was the Scribe's words, or the fact that she had unbuttoned his trousers, and was now fondling his member between her clawed fingers.
"Do you think we should check in there?!" Michelle asked, nodding towards Hagger's lab.
"Naw, no man would willingly go in there!!" Tia giggled. "You'd have to be really desperate, not to mention stupid!!"
"And only Zarkon and Mum-ra are!!" Tamy grinned.
"But still...." Michelle said. "Maybe he doesn't know...he's not from around here you know."
"You're right!!" Samara smirked. "He is ignorant of Hagger's way. I can't think of a more fitting punishment."
"You mean we're not gonna do bodily harm?" Dom pouted.
"Oh we will, we will!" Gina promised, her eyes gleaming. "It's just Hagger can do more damage than we ever could!!"
"But we get first dibs on beating him! Hagger!!" Tamy shouted, banging her fists against the door. "We wanna talk to you!!"
Vegeta stiffened, as Hagger slightly squeezed his crotch. "Just wanted to make sure I have your attention dear." She cackled. "What should I tell them hmm? Should I hand you over to them, hmm?"
"HAGGER?! ARE YOU IN THERE?!" Tamy demanded, kicking at the door.
"What do you want, bitch?!" Vegita hissed, as Hagger removed her hand from his mouth.
"Isn't it obvious?!" She smirked, stepping away from him, her fingers touching her cloak's clasp.
"Hell no, I'd rather die than that!!" He hissed.
"That can be arranged!!" She cackled gleefully. "What do you want?!" She barked to Tamysan. "I'm busy!!"
"Is there a guy with you in there?!" Tamy demanded.
"Could be, could be!" Hagger replied, running her tongue over her lips as she stared at Vegeta. "My house is a nonstop love nest!! Everyone loves a taste of my roost!!"
"Er..eww!" Dom muttered. "Too much information!!"
"You know what they say!!" Hagger cackled. "If the doors are a rocking, then don't come a knocking!!"
"Definitely too much!!" Michelle muttered in agreement.
"I don't mean one of those poor guards you managed to drag off to your lair!" Tamy snapped. "Did some twerp come running in there?! We got unfinished business with him!!"
"We're gonna pound so many bruises in him, it'll make what he did to our rooms seem like minor plastic surgery!!" Gina shouted.
"We're gonna break some limbs when we get ahold of him!!" Jenn added.
"Oh boy, will we ever!!" Michelle said, her voice dripping with dark promises.
"Not even the witness protection program will be able to hide him from us!!" Dom added.
"Er....right....SO?!" Tamy demanded.
Hagger batted her eyelashes at him. "You heard the lady. What's it gonna be? Me?" And she slid the cloak off, standing before him in all her naked glory. "Or the Scribes?"
"Damn it!!" Michelle shouted. "What's taking so long in there!!" She kicked the wall, the wood splintering under her steel toe boots. "Yes or no, is he in there?!"
"Every second we waste with you, he gets farther away!!" Moonie added, accidentally shooting off a laser pistol she had apprehended from one of the guards they had barreled over in their pursuit of Vegeta.. "I'm just dying to use him for target practice!!"
"All right, you win..." He muttered, his face turning red wit shame.
"I knew you'd see it my way!!" Hagger cackled. "Get lost bimbettes!! Nobody's been by except for my Mum-sy, and unless Moonie's got that rush order of that friction lotion I ordered, scat!! We got some hard loving to do!!"
The Scribes milled outside her door, uncertain of what to do. "Are you sure no one besides Mum-ra is in there?" Jenn asked suspiciously.
"Unless you gals wanna join us!!" She cackled, grasping a reluctant Vegita's hand. "Rustle up some of those man slaves of yours, Brandon and Ramo especially!! Could have a grand time indeedy!!"
"Indeedy?" Samara giggled.
"Uh..no thanks!!" Tamy said, edging away from the door. "We have um, other things to do, right girls?"
"Right!!" They all chorused, and went rushing off.
"Such a pity!!" Hagger shouted after them, as she began leading Vegita towards her bed chambers. "Such a pity indeed!!" She cackled, throwing him down on the heart shaped bed. "Show me what you got, big boy!!"
"Wait, I changed my mind!!" Vegita screamed, wide eyed, and panic stricken. Hagger slid several dollars worth of change into the mechanism by her bed, causing it to rumble loudly in protest, as overworked gears began turning, forcing the bed to quake erratically. She flicked a switch, and the room was dimly lit by red light, and seedy lounge music filled the room at an ear shattering level. Hagger grinned, as she forced him to fondle her breast, her hands guiding his in the moves she wanted performed.
"Too late for that." Hagger cooed, practically ripping his clothes to shreds. "Time to pay for services rendered."
"I want a refund!!" He shrieked, as her mouth came near his, and her bony hips began to descend towards his pelvis.
"Didn't you see the sign?" She gestured, and sure enough a sign appeared on the pink wall papered wall. "No refunds or exchanges!!! Payment rendered on the spot!"
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*BWA HA HA HA HA* To Be Continued!!


Michelle
M.O.E. & P.O.P.
Dragon Ball Voltron: Part Eight......er At least PG13: More Hagger and Vegeta
Vegeta lay next to the snoring witch, his eyes glazed over as he recalled their recent carnal actions....carnal was the best word he could come up with, for he could not call it love making or even plain sex....it had been too...too wild...guttaral...as if Hagger had reached somewhere deep inside him, into a dark pit even he had not known existed....and made him actually enjoy the things she did with him....
His cheeks burned red with shame, even as his member rose to attention. "Damn her!!" He muttered to himself. "Damn her for making me like it......and want more!!" He couldn't understand it.....he had both loved and abhorred it...he wondered if she had used magic on him....he stiffened as she rolled over in her sleep, wrapping arms around him, one moving down to caress his pelvic area.
"Ne...." She murmured huskily. "I see your flag is at full mast....time for me to salute it again!!"
He groaned, as she began stroking his member, but yet his hands eagerly reached for her body, flipping her onto her back, as he hovered over...his hands sliding down towards her legs.....
"Yes....I know you want me!!" She grinned. "You can't resist me!!"
"Damn you!!" He cursed, yet he did not pause in his actions. "What have you done to me?!"
She smirked. "A simple....ooh...pleasure spell!!"
"How can I be rid of it's effects?!" He growled.
"Now why would you want to do that?" She asked coyly.
"You...know...damn....well...why....I....would....." He grunted out, as he began moving his body back and forth.
"Ah!! But you do do this sooooooo well!!" She licked her lips as he continued his movements. "Why would I ever want to give up such a lover?"
"Er...." He grunted as he quickly reached his climax.
"Don't stop!!" She hissed, making a gesture ripe with magical power, that made him immediately harden again. "I have yet to be fulfilled!!
"Bitch!!" He growled, as her hands gripped his buttocks and began forcing him into her. "I will find a way to break this spell.....and when I do....yours will be a most horrible death!!"
She cackled with glee and lust. "I don't doubt that at all!!" She smirked. "If there was a cure....which there isn't!! You're stuck wit me!!"
"What?!" He demanded in outrage, his movements completely stopped. She hissed in annoyance, digging her nails against his skin hard enough to produce droplets of blood, but he refused to move.
"Service me damn it!!" She ordered, her eyes glowing with power.
"I think not!!" He began to remove himself, to her panic.
"No!! It's not yet accomplished!!"
"What's not?" He paused in his actions.
"I shant be telling you that!!" She rasped at him.
"I think you will....." He shifted position. "If you want more of this!!"
"Little fool!!" Hagger screamed, even as her body writhed in pleasure from that slight movement. "You'll be begging for me before too long!! I can wait!!"
"Can you?" He demanded, wiggling his body against her. "I've already been fulfilled many times this night....much as I hate to admit it...I think I can withstand the spell long enough for you to suffer from unreleased pleasure!"
"I'll summon a guard!!" She growled. "He'll service me in your stead!!"
"Ah, but would I leave *my lady* alone, and unprotected in such a place." he shook his head. "Surely not!!"
She snarled at him. "You're spell has worked against you witch!!" He slowly began moving his body, just enough to further drive her mad with lust. "Now tell me what I want to know!!"
"NEVER!" She howled.
"Never?" He paused in his motions. "Don't stop!!" She screamed in fury. "Than tell me what I want to know!!" He began moving again. "Well?"
"I uh....I can't think...." She moaned, her head rocking back from side to side. "Don't move so....."
"Oh you want me to stop?"
"NO!!" She screamed, resigning herself to her fate. "I'll tell you everything!!"
"Good girl!!" He smirked. "Now tell me how to free myself from you!!"
"There is no known cure...." She groaned. "But....perhaps the Dragon Balls...."
He paused again. "You know of them?!"
"YES!! Don't stop!!" She ordered.
"How have you learned of them?" He demanded.
"I overheard your conversation with Lotor!!" She replied. "I..oh...I...oh...I can be of help to you in locating them!!"
"And why would you do something like that?" He demanded savagely.
"Cause I want revenge on that slut you favor so!!" She informed him.
"Mistress Gina?" He asked, surprised. "What do you have against her?!"
"Many things, many things indeed!!" Hagger cackled weakly. "I'll help you to claim her as you're own.....after my revenge is complete!!"
"And what is that revenge?" He demanded. "I'll not allow her to come to harm!!"
"No harm, no harm!!" Hagger quickly assured him, for he had stopped his movements again. "At least not physical!! She'll just suffer the worst kind of agony possible!!"
"And that is...."
"That knowing I bear a child....and she can not!!" Hagger cackled with glee. "And the real icing on the cake is.....it will bear her DNA!!"
"A child created from me and her?" Vegeta was surprised. "How can that be possible, when we have not coupled recently?"
"You won't have to have sex with her!!" Hagger retorted. "I saved some of her essence when she miscarried....Mix that with your sperm...and a most powerful child shall be born!!"
"What is this essence?" Vegeta demanded.
"Oh, call it a bit of her and the baby's souls...." Hagger smiled obscurely. "Using a complicated ritual...I merged my womb with it....making it suitable to carry a baby to term....I'm really too old to carry a child of my own....."
"That's understating the issue!!" Vegeta chuckled. The idea of his creating a child with Gina pleased him to great lengths. Perhaps this was the way he would win her from Lotor!! With the child....their child!!
"Silence you ill bred dung herd!!" She snapped. "Even if I was at the prime of my youth, I would not be able to conceive!"
"Too ugly eh?" He retorted.
"I'll choose to ignore that!!" She hissed. "Do we have a deal?"
"What the Hell!!" Vegeta said, and began thrusting into her at super speed and force. "I can't lose!! Especially with the Dragon Balls on my side!!"
"Our side!!" She shouted, as her eyes rolled back in her head, her fingers grasping the bed sheets.
"We'll see about that bitch!!" He muttered, her pleasured screams drowning out his comment.
"OOOOOOOOOHHHH YEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!" She screamed arching her back one final time.
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The unholy alliance continues!! So, guys how was it? I'm not too sure of this part. I was trying to convey what they were doing without actual writing any graphic sex scenes. (I don't think I will ever write an actual sex scene!! I'll leave that to Moonie and Gina's capable hands!!)I hope I didn't do too bad a job!! Not too lewd? Besides the fact that it's Hagger and Vegeta I mean?

Michelle
The nervous fic writer
M.O.E. & P.O.P.