You've Got Male 1/?


Tamysan was about as back to normal as she could get. Finally her old zip was
back, something she'd never thought she'd get after all that crap with Zarkon
and Hagar. Despite the old pervert insisting that she and Michelle WERE
married to him, SHE did not consider it legal since they both were not
themselves when it was done. Besides it had been Lotor's magic rings that had
melted Zarkon's gaudy ugly things, and she considered that to be the more
truthful reading.

However she did have terrible dreams about that time and she never would
really talk to them except for Michelle - and suprisingly Lotor. He was the
LAST person she thought would want to be near her, but he did - quite a bit.

What that basically meant was sex, sex and more sex!

Samara said it was because he was reaffirming his love for her. Sarah said it
was a male need to know that "his" woman WAS still "his."
Tamy didn't know but there was a certain part of his anatomy that was VERY
firm and did NOT need affirming, although Tamy was very vocal in her
preises!!

This helped a lot - especially after Gorjon's treachery and Zarkon's lust.

Tamy rather hoped that Auntie Hagar KILLED "Mr. Happy". Ugh!

Well it was a quiet day - a tranquil day in the Harem. An unusual occurance
but nice for a change. Most of the ladies were relaxing and it was due to the
new security they had in the harem. Oh they couldn't keep Zarkon out, but the
areas were rearranged where he couldn't just stroll in as he used to. There
was still the danger of him - there always would be but security was a heck
of a lot better.


ANYway, some of the Scribes were getting ready to settle down for some
serious movie watching.

"Here's the popcorn!" Tamy smiled. Drule or Hagar's niece be damned, she
still loved buttered popcorn with just a bit of salt.

"I got the soda!" Dom walked over, her arms ladened with a couple of liters
of soda.

"Where are your French Fries?:" Jenn asked, her head pillowed on one of the
coveted couch cushions.

Dom grinned. "Oh, they're working out and they um - promised to teach me some
more French words!"

Tamy snorted, "Uh huh. And I bet it's not the Berlitz method neither!"

Michelle, who had just claimed the bio-bean bag chair flopped down upon
it."Heh. Got ya, Dom!"

Dom giggled and flopped down on the couch. Fortunately, she had placed the
liter bottles of soda on the coffee table first.

"Here's the DVD disc!" Samara waved it in the air as she approached.

"Ah..one chick flick on the way!" Dom sighed, clutching her box of Kleenex.

Samara read the title. "Runaway Bride.." she frowned, thinking that maybe
Tamy and Michelle might be reminded of their bad memories, but Tamy laughed.

"It's a good one! I've seen it five times!"

"Come on, slip it in there!" Dom was impatient.

"Hey, your Frenchies aren't HERE, Dom!" Michelle snickered.

Dom smirked and Samara put the disc in and started the player.

But unfortunately what came out was NOT "Runaway Bride.."

"Oh my.." Samara's mouth dropped open.

Dom said, "Merde!!"

Michelle and Tamy both blushed horribly and wanted to crawl under the nearest
rock.

There they both were, giggling, as they made an ice cream sundae on Zarkon.
This of course was when they had both been under the influence of the Leelth
water. The other Scribes watched with the kind of morbid fascination that one
would find in a car accident or a freak show. The video then changed to
another clip showing Tamy and what had to be Zarkon in the throes of passion.

Tamy bit her lip and Samara hurried over to yank the disc out, but still the
the scene played.

"ZARKON!!" Tamy yelled. "I'll PERSONALLY yank that THING out by the roots!"

The video abruptly stopped playing just as Dom said, "Geez, I didn't KNOW it
was possible to contort bodies THAT way!"

Jenn bonked Dom on the head with her pillow. "Shush!"

Michelle scowled."He hasn't been around. He's probably been getting his
jollies playing that.."

Tamy covered her face with her hand. "I'm SO ashamed!"

Samara said, "I'm sorry! I didn't know!"

"It's not your fault, Samara. Zarkon probably had a feed or something from
his room. Old pervert..I HOPE IT ROTS OFF!" she yelled.

Michelle winced. She hoped it did too, but unfortunately.

Dom muttered, "I bet that hurts.."

Jenn whapped her with her pillow AGAIN.

Tamy got up and set her popcorn down with a scowl on her face. "I'm going to
my room." she muttered.

"You sure you don't want someone with you?" Samara said worriedly.

"No, I'm fine.." she muttered as she set out to go to her room.

As she went towards the doorway, a tall figure blocked her way, scaring her.
For a moment she thought it was Zarkon and lurched back, nearly falling. The
man caught her and her eyes widened.

It was Gorjon!

You Got Mail 2/? Thinkin'!


(This occurs BEFORE Michelle's "Wolf" story!)

Gorjon, with a big smile said, "Miss me?"

Tamy was justifiably shaken.

"W - what are you doing here?"

"Yeah!" Dom scowled, ready to punch his lights out. "Tamy was abducted by Z -
UMPH!!"

Jenn had clapped her hand over Dom's mouth.

Gorjon said. "I - uh decided to come back."

Tamy wriggled out of his hold. "And you're also married."

Dom, who had wrested Jenn's grip from her mouth, muttered, "So are - HEY!" A
barage of pillows hit her.

"I think we should let them talk amongst themselves." Samara whispered and
they retreated, but not TOO far away.

Gorjon, relieved to be away from the glares of the other Scribes said, "I -
uh we're separated."

"So soon?" Tamy quirked a brow.

"It - it was a mistake. I - uh got lonely for you and - "

"You slept with her and her father didn't like it, right?"

"Uh yes." Gorjon said lamely.

"Too bad. I suggest you go back to her." Tamy said coldly, turning away.

Gorjon spun her around to face him. "Now wait! I love you!"

"YOU love what I DO to you.." Tamy spat.

"Well, we always were good together..Please forgive me!" he begged.

"YOU told me you married in an EMAIL!" she raged.

"I - I didn't want to hurt you! It was so sudden and with Meeka being pregn -
"

"Pregnant!" Tamy fumed. "Go back before I tell Lotor to kill you! Better yet,
before I do!"

Gorjon suddenly caught Tamy in his arms and kissed her fiercely. It always
worked before. For a moment she let herself melt but then she recovered and
pushed herself away.

"Go home to your wife, Gorjon." Tamy said, hiding her hurt.

Gorjon said, "I will win you back Tamy, I promise!" He stalked off, pouting
that she hadn't swooned in his arms.

As he walked to the guest quarters, Tamy pondered sending Lotor after him but
that would only make Gorjon more determined. Tamy didn't want him, not if he
was so wishy washy like he had been. Besides his wife was pregnant and she
didn't want her to be alone just because Gorjon wouldn't own up to his
mistakes.

She sat sideways in one of the cushy chairs and thought hard.

Suddenly Hagar came by, dragging a poor unfortunate guard with her by a iron
chain. Ever since she and Zarkon renewed their "vows" on Zarkon's bed, Zarkon
had steered clear of her completely, never giving her the chance to even
breathe on him. This and the fact that Mum-Ra was staying away contributed to
Hagar's horniness and grouchiness. Two BAD combos with an evil witch. Hagar
passed by only giving her the evil eye as if it were HER fault. Tamy shrugged.

Then John rushed by, laden with Halloween decorations for the party they were
having soon. They HAD to meet with Jenn's approval. This made Tamy think of
Halloween which just HAPPENED to be Hagar's birthday!

Suddenly an idea - a devious and perhaps rather cruel idea went through her
head.

She couldn't do it, could she? Still it would teach Gorjon a lesson and drive
him back to his wife. Plus it would molify Hagar a little, not that Tamy
wanted to do the old biddy favors but Hagar in a good mood towards the
Scribes in general meant no collaborations with Zarkon for a little while at
least.

She'd do it! Tamy got up from her chair. She just needed to let Lotor know
beforehand and of course contact Hagar.

Yep! This was certainly going to be interesting!

You've Got Mail 3/?


Tamy and Lotor were lounging in his bed, their arms around each other's
waists. They were both catching their breath. When they were finally somewhat
rested, Tamy said, "So what do you think?"

Lotor scowled slightly. "I don't know why you're asking me! I still say I
should take my lasersword and geld him!"

"No.." Tamy placed a kiss on his lips. "I don't want him harmed -
permanently. I just want him to go back to his wife - go back and own up to
what he's done."

"But he hurt you.." Lotor's eyes looked into hers.

"Yes.." Tamy lowered her eyes. "Yes he did. I can understand why he didn't
want to wait any longer. He was tired of all the things that went on here,
but to just tell me in an email.." she sighed.

"He's fortunate I haven't killed him.." Lotor growled.

"I know. But this will be better - and it will teach him a lesson he'll never
forget."

Lotor smirked. "I'm sure..but it is very cruel."

"Not really. I mean it IS but.." she smiled as she felt the obvious evidence
of his arousal.

"Little minx." He murmured, and then he kissed her..

Some hours later Tamy was making her way to Hagar's chambers - a dangerous
trek since her quarters lay in Zarkon's part of Castle Doom. Tamy felt that
she was fortunate that Gorjon hadn't followed her. He had been sending her
flowers and little gifts and basically making himself a pest. This was even
worse because he was a guest and not in his position as Lotor's bodyguard,
although he did approach Lotor to get his old job back. Right now he was off
on some errand to bring her a gift and Tamy took the time out to go to
Hagar's.

She heard strangled cries of horror coming from her door and Tamy winced.
Hagar evidently had some poor guard in there with her.

"Come ON! Give it UP for mama!" Hagar yelled and Tamy could hear the slapping
of a hand on bare flesh. A moment later Hagar cursed and suddenly the door
slammed open and a naked guard ran out screaming in horror. Tamy deemed it
relatively safe to come in.

She walked into the dim lab and Hagar was pacing around in a very outrageous
outfit. She wore a red bustier with cut outs that showed her shriveled
breasts at their worst. She also wore panties with the ensemble, which Tamy
guessed were the crotchless kind. Her stick legs were encased in red silk
stockings held up by garters and to top everything off she wore red stilleto
heels.

~She looks like Zarkon's fantasy gone horribly wrong!~ Tamy grimaced.

Hagar was muttering something about good help being hard to find when she
whirled and turned at Tamy.

"What do YOU want?"

"Nothing! I've got a proposition for you.." Tamy forced a smile on her face.

Hagar's eyes lit up. "You'll give me your body!!"

"NO!" Tamy said.

"How bout renting it to me? You can have Zarkon on Tuesday and Thursdays.
I'll have him the rest of the week."

"UGH! NO! Now will you listen to me?"

Hagar scowled. "I don't see why I should!"

"Because you'll not only be helping me but yourself!"

Hagar was intrigued. "Go on.."

Tamy said, "You know Gorjon's returned right?"

"I know everything!" Hagar snapped.

"Then you know he's married. Well I want to teach him a lesson and make him
go back to his wife."

"So what's in it for me?" Hagar went to change back into her mud brown habit.

"Sex!" Tamy's eyes gleamed.

THIS got the witch's attention.

"Sex? With that hunk?" Now Hagar started to drool ever so slightly.

"Yes. I cannot get rid of him. The plan is very simple. I will set up a
romantic evening for the two of us - say I've forgiven him and then we get
romantic. This is where you come in. By that time it will be too late and
you'll be having sex with Gorjon."

"Hmm, it sounds tempting.." Hagar mused.

"Oh, he is very good - I can attest to that." Tamy said a little sadly.
"You'll have your sex with him and then let him go after say - 24 hours.
He'll be very ready to go back to his wife then."

"All right. I'll do it - but not as a favor to you. I'm still mad that you
seduced Zarkon with your wicked ways.."

Tamy stifled the urge to gag and said, "I know that. You'll get something out
of it, don't worry. Gorjon is very virile and besides your birthday IS coming
up isn't it?"

"Yes, that's right!" Hagar rubbed her hands together."He'll make a VERY nice
present!"

"Then it's a deal then." Tamy said.

"Yes, it is! My! You ARE my niece! Revenge does run in the family!"

Tamy scowled as she said, "It is revenge of a sort, but believe me, I'm not
like you, Hagar."

The old witch only cackled as she left..
You Got Male 4/? Elvis To The Rescue!


(all righties..it wouldn't be a HT post without an appearance by the
horn-dog, so here goes!)


Tamy had her room all set up for Gorjon. Candles flickered in strategic areas
of her room, giving everything a glow. Incense wafted it's scent in the room
- a sandlewood rose scent- Gorjon's favorite. She had Drulean wine chilling
in the bucket and very soft music in the background. As for herself, she wore
one of Gorjon's favorite outfits - which was actually nothing but she wore a
see-thru robe for "modesty.."

The other harem ladies knew of her plan and they agreed that Gorjon deserved
it after what he had done. They were making themselves scarce for the time
being until Hagar took Gorjon out.

Tamysan laid on the bed and closed her eyes and waited for Gorjon. A few
moments later, she heard her door slide open for Gorjon did know the code and
Tamysan opened her eyes.

"Well, well my dear. All this for me? I AM flattered!"

Oh hell! Zarkon! How in the HELL did HE get in?

"Don't be. It's NOT for you!" Tamysan scrambled off the bed.

Unfortunately this afforded Zarkon a view of her body sillouhetted against
the candlelight. Tamy saw in disgust that he was drooling ever so slightly.

"Come here, my dear WIFE..I'm sure you miss me. Mr. Happy certainly does!"

Tamy could see that plainly. Her lip curled in revulsion.

"What's the matter. Hagar didn't wear you out?"

Zarkon looked disgusted for a moment. "The only thing worn out is her! Now
get back on the bed, my dear. I promise you won't regret it."

Tamy was ticked. Gorjon was going to arrive any moment and she certainly
didn't want Zarkon here! Hm..ah ha! She nearly forgot about her little
surprise that she had Pidge rig up in her room while he was here last. It
shouldn't be too hard to manuver him there. She plastered a seductive smile
on her face and swayed over to Zarkon.

"What if I don't WANT to do it on the bed?" she teased.

The two words "do it" had an effect on Zarkon. It actually encouraged him.

"What DO you have in mind, my dear?" Lust was overcoming his distrust.

Tamy came closer and propelled him against one of the walls and she ran her
hands against his chest. She said in a whispery voice, "Why not here?"

"Hmm..yes, why not?" Zarkon grinned. A repeat ot their wedding night wouldn't
be a bad idea!

"Close your eyes and Mr. Happy will get a surprise!" Tamy tweaked his ear.

"Oh yeah, baby.." Zarkon grinned. He'd let her think she had some control -
but only because it suited him for now.

"Come on, close your eyes.." Tamy purred, playing with the drawstring of his
robe. Zarkon did, amazingly enough and that was when she pressed the hidden
button on the wall. She quickly got out of the way and a life size statue of
Elvis Presley holding a HUGE mallet came out of the wall and bonked Zarkon in
the head. The king went down like a stone out cold and Tamy quickly tied him
up with her handy dandy duct tape. For good measure she gagged his mouth too.

She looked at the huge Elvis statue and said, "And them other Scribes laughed
when I bought you from the Graceland Repo! Good thing I had Pidge rig you
up!"

Running short on time, she hastily shoved him under her bed. A minute later,
Gorjon came in and saw Tamy who still had the duct tape in her hand.

All he did was grin. It was going to be one of THOSE nights! His wife was not
so adventureous!

Tamy felt a pang of guilt for doing this, but he did hurt her and he needed
to get back to his wife and yes there was a bit of revenge in it too, but at
least Gorjon would perhaps learn his lesson and be happy with his new wife.

~Let the games begin! I hope Hagar's ready..~ Tamysan thought as she smiled
at Gorjon.