Michelle walked into the harem in a reasonabley good mood. She had recovered from that awful sickness that forced her to stay in bed for an eternity (Normally fun, except when you can't fall asleep to escape your pounding headache....), and survived dinner with her daddy, King Ouki and the new Royal Girlfriend, and what's best, she had plenty of Uno's Pizza for the rest of the harem!!!!
"Hey Guys!!!!!!!" She cheerily bellowed, not caring if it was ladylike to not. "Who wants some Uno Pizza!!!!" She awaited the stampede.........none came. Taking a clear look around the harem, it was virtually empty!!! "Where is everyone?!" Not even the allure of Uno's Pizza had brought the girls out, pizza so rare and delicous, so good, that the few Uno's Pizza's existing in the Galaxy would not even deliver to Royalty, and could get away with it, cause it taste so good, and no one wants any?! Fine! She sniffed, taking on royal airs. "All the more for Lotor and me!!!!"
She hefted the 10 pie boxes, and eagerly raced towards Lotor's master bedroom, which of course is located right next to the harem, as you all know!! ^_^ Posing her hand to knock, she hears sounds coming from the room. Faintly, but definately of a sexual nature. She sighs in disappointment. "Guess I better find a new playmate for tonight...."
Walking away, she overhears, "Ah!!! Oh yes!!!! You truly are the Super Sex God of the Galaxy!!!" "I'm what?" Lotor asks with an amused chuckle. "Oh, but you are!!!" the unseen girl assured him breathlessly. "Sammie-Ma was sooooo right when she gave that title to you!!" "I see." he smirked, reaching for here, "Let me prove to you just how I earned the title." "O!! Lotor!!" the girl giggled, but frowned, for the prince had suddenly let go of her, and was staring at the door. Was he? Yes, he was! He was sniffin the air! "Say.......do you smell Uno's Pizza?" he asked hopefully. Actually she did, but she wasn't about to admit that!! Not when it was her turn with the prince.
"Perhaps it's my perfume?" she says, snuggling up to him. Frowning, he pushes her away from him. "No!! I'm sure it's Uno's Pizza!! Where could it have come from? You know they don't deliver....Never mind!! I must get some for me! As Prince of Doom, it is my birthright!!!!!!!" Hastily getting dressed, in an open front white silk shirt, and satiny black pants, he rushed out of the room, turning down the opposite corrider Michelle had gone down. (Obviously the prince of Doom's sense of smell was not that good at tracking down the elusive pizza!!!) The frustrated harem girl threw a pillow at the door with an enraged scream, causing it to shut firmly. If only the door had been completely closed! Then that infernal pizza smell would never have reached him!!!
"I know!!" Michelle said brightly. "I'll go bug Gina!!! SHe's always got interesting
entertainment ideas!!!"

Will Michelle ever find some entertainment that night?
WIll Lotor ever get his hands on that pizza and more?!
Will the Voltron Force crash the Harem going's on?
And most importantly, will Michelle and Lotor get to hook up for a night at least?
To be continued!!!

Uno's Pizza Part Two....!
Prince Lotor hurried into Cossack's room. "Cossack!!!!" he yelled, loud enough to wake the dead, or Zarkon!!! "I have a job for you!!!"
"Come on, yourr highness!!" Cossack whined, still staring intently at some pictures he had laid out on his bed. "It's my day off!! You run me ragged 29 days a month, at least let me have my day off in peace!!!!"
"Cossack, if my memory serves, and I'm positive it does. You spend 28 days and 22 hours of working time chasing after Sarah, and harrasing my harem!!!" Lotor siad, trying to control his temper. Srah would kill him if he chop off Cossack's head without asking her first!
"That's because there's normally no work to be done around here. "Cossack smirked, then quickly turned back to the pictures, the smirk turning into a lerring grin. "You don't attack Arus anymore. Neither does Zarkon. All too busy partying! WHat's a soldier to do?!" (Author's Butt In. Now you know why when ever in the first season, when castle Doom was shown, why the windows were filled with disco lights. They were all partying!!!)
"I'll tell you what!!!" Lotor said, grabbing Cossack by the shirt, slowly chocking the life out of him. "You're not gonna sit here all day, looking at pictures of Sarah! You're going to go and get me some Uno's Pizza!!!!!"
"Uno's Pizza?" Cossack gasped.
"Yes, Uno's Pizza!!!" Lotor growled softly, releasing Cossack's shirt collar.
"But, ah, the nearest Uno's Pizza place is clear on the other side of the galaxy!! It'll take me a whole month to get you your pizza!! COuldn't you settle for Pizza Hutt?"
"No!!!! It has to be Uno's Pizza!!" Lotor said, stamping his feet on the ground. "Besides!! You don't even have to leave the castle for it! Someone walked by my room with some, and I want you to find that someone AND their pizza, so I can find out why they didn't offer me some!!!"
"Well, why didn't you demand some in the first place?" Cossack asked, confused.
Lotor was silent for a moment. "Actually I didn't see the pizza, I smelled it."
Cossack pulled out a cigarette. "So, I'm suppose to go on a mad chase, based on your sense of smell?" he said incredulously. "Not gonna do it." Blew a puff of smoke in the prince's direction. Bad move!
"You will do as I order, or else I will feed you to a robeast!! And before that, have Gina paddle you to death!! Now get out there, and find me my pizza!!!!!" Boots Cossack right in his butt, with those steel pointed boots of his. "YOUCH!!!!" Cossack cried, bolting from the room, rubbing his sore behind. "And don't smoke!!!" Lotor snapped, crushing the lit cigarette with his toe. "it's a filthy habit."
"Yes sir!" Cossack said, rushing down the hall, muttering something about tyrannical leaders and their weird food fetishes!!!
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Michelle reached Gina's room, and walked in without knocking. "Gina, I'm bored, do you have any ideas........." she trailed off, staring at the scene before her. Gina had Jenn, the MISTRESS of Doom, no ordinary harem girl, mind you, chained to the wall. "This''ll get you out of that bad mood of yours, Jenny, no problem!!! OH Ramses!!!"
Ramses, an exotic beauty from some far reaches of the galaxy entered the room. He was wearing practically next to nothing, a truely superb specimen of male flesh. Everyone was dying to know where Gina had gotten Ramses and Ramo, but she would not reveal her sources, for no one, and nothing. I found myself staring at all those rippling muscles, that danced to music, each time he moved. I had to remember to close my mouth. it would not do, to start drooling on Gina's carpet. unless, you're dying for a paddling!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Mistress..." Ramses said, his voice almost as sweet as the Prince's. "Should I fetch Ramo to help, although I think I could manage three lovely ladies at once."
"Three?!" Gina asked supciously, turning around. "Oh, three...."
"Oh, uh I think I caught you guys at the wrong time..."I said, starting to back out of the room. I didn't like the look in Gina's eyes. She was in one of those moods...!
"Jenn, "Gina purred. "How'd you like to reenact some of my DOTF storyline right now?"
"Loved to!!!" Jenn agreed enthusiastically. "Just the thing to get me out of my bad mood!!!"
"I uh, I uh," I muttered, wide eyed, clutching my pie boxes to my chest, like a shield. Gina crached a whip. "EEP!!! I gotta go!!!" and ran as fast as my legs could carry me!!!!!!!
Gina and Jenn burst out laughing. "Did you see the look on her face!!!!!!!!!"
"It was priceless!!! She really thought!!!!!!" Jenn chuckled.
"That'll teach her to enter my room without knocking!!!!" Gina grinned.
"Say........" Jenn said, sobering up. "Did you smell Uno's Pizza?!"
"Get the paddles ready Ramo!!!" Gina hollered. "I'm on the prowl!!!"
"And get me out of this thing!!" Jenn added. "I want some pizza too!!!"
"Jenn, Jenn, Jenn..." Gina murmured. "You have to stay and work out your bad
mood. Buh-bye for now!!!!!" With a joyful cackle, Gina rushed out of the room,
swinging her whip over her head in an arc.
Jenn swore under her breath. "Why can't I go get some pizza too? I am
Mistress!!!!"
"Mistress?" Ramses and ramo asked in unison, smiling enticingly at her. "May
we serve you now?"
"Well, I can think of worser places to be stuck in! Serve away!!!" Jenn grinned.

To definately be continued!!!!!!!!!!

Uno's Pizza Part three!!!

Michelle walked into her bedroom in the northwest wing of the harem. It was right next to the scribes harem wing, though not directly in it, for she wasn't a full fledged scribe, at least not yet. But for now, it was close enough for her to have become friends with some of the writers. Setting down the pie boxes on her desk, she back flomped onto her bed, bored out of her mind. "I should have just stayed home this weekend." she said to herself. "I should have known Lotor would be too busy! It's Valentie's Day!!! All the girls must be clamoring for his attentions!" She sighed loudly, sure it would be just one of many sighs she would do today.
"Maybe I should go shopping........? No....bought out ten malls worth of clothes last week. Read? Not really. Watch animes? Not even in the mood for that. I want some company, damn it!!! Even just to talk, I want some company!!!" Michelle forced herself to get up, and make another go around the harem, looking for something or someone to do (^_^). There seem to be shortage of male slaves as well.......
Michelle was about to leave, when she remembered about the pizza. "What to do, what to do....." she murmured. "Can't leave it unguarded. Even locked doors won't keep out certain people!!!" (A few of the scribes are good lock pickers!!!) Her mind flashed back to the time, she returned to her room WITH Lotor, to find Tammysan, Moonie, Dom, Samara, Christa, and Steph, finishing off the pizza, while discussing Lotor's bedside manner, charms, good looks, and ah, other things! Lotor had been so disappointed over the pizza, he wasn't in the mood for sex for almost three whole days!!!!!! Sure, she borught what she thought was more than enough to satisfy everyone, but for some odd reason, the harem members numbers kept increasing, almost daily it would seem!
"Don't tell me I'm gonna have to lug these around all day, until I can finally get Lotor's attention." Michelle sighed, resigned to her fate, and lifted the boxes. "Thank Goodness I have strong upper body muscles! And I really must learn to stop talking to myself, at least out loud!!!"
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A restless Prince Lotor stormed back into his bedroom. How long would it take that bumbling fool, Cossack to locate his pizza?! His stomach growled, reminding him, he had skipped lunch. "It's no good." He murmured to himself. (I guess royalty likes to talk to themselves!!!!) "I know the second I eat something, Cossack will come stumbling in with the pizza!!" He let out a yell of frustration.
"OH! Lotor!" A low, almost purring female voice said, from inside his closet. "I didn't know you were here."
Lotor smiled, recognizing the voice of one of his secret beloveds. "I just came back." he said. Noticing a pile of red roses, one of the harem girls left him, he quickly plucked out several of the deepest hues of red, and the ones that were fullest in bloom. "I wasn't expecting you, but this is a nice surprise."
His visitor finally poked her head out of the closet. She was a drule in appearance, but one with soft features, clearly mixed with human ancestry. Her eyes were striking golden color, and her long dark hair was bound up in a loose french twist. Her arms...
were filled with laundry.
"Happy Valentine's Day, Samara-dear." Lotor smiled at her, holding out one of the roses.
She took it, a bit surprised, and blushed. "Well, I really should go and run these clothes down to the laundry room."
"You deserve a break." Lotor replied, now handing her the rest of the roses he had scavanged from the discarded boquet. "How did you know I wanted to see you?"
"Oh Lotor..." she chuckled, noting the boquet also. "you always know how to flatter a lady. But I know you weren't expecting me, so don't try to sway me from my tasks! Besides! WHat would the other girls think?!"
"Let them do the thinking, while we......." he said, taking the clothes out of her arms. A flash of inspiration hit him. "I'll give you a whole Uno's Deep Dish Cheese and Tomato pizza as your Valentine's Day gift?! I'm getting in some today" Another winning smile. "Well?"
"My, my!" Samara said, running her fingers lightly over his strong chest. "A whole Uno's Pizza from your private stock. You must really love me!!!"
"So, will you stay for a while?" Lotor asked.
"What do you think?" she replied, twisting a lock of that fine white hair between her fingers.
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Does Sammie stay with her prince? (Well, i think we should let Samara decide that for herself!!!!)
Will Michelle ever find any excitement? (Oh yeah!! Just not the kind she was looking for!!!)
Who else will make apperances in this crazy tale? (Well, you'll just have to stay tuned, and find out!!!)
To Be Continued!!!!!!
Michelle

Part Four of my tale.......

While Samara and Lotor are dancing the light fantastic, let's go see how good ole' Cossack is doing.
"Pizza! HA!!! I'm suppose to locate some, all because he says someone has some in this dumb ole' castle." Cossack groused to himself. (Uh-oh!!! This talking to yourself thing is spreading fast!! Maybe Cossack does have some of Zarkon's kingly blood running through his veins after all!!!)"And his sense of smell as the only lead!?! The things I go through arond here!" A montage of flashbacks, some nice (the ones involving Dr. Sarah), and a lot of not so nice ones (Too many to count images of various scribes paddling him for various offenses).
"Well, to Tartaurus with this!!!!! It's Valentines' Day! I'm gonna go see Dr.Sarah!" And he happily skipped down the hall like a lovestruck bunny on steroids, hearts in his eyes!
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His, "I'm in the Mood for Love" hopes, were quickly dashed when he arrived to find Sarah......."Gone?! What do you mean she's gone?!" Cossack bellowed.
Elkrys looked up from the soldier who's leg he was stitching up. "She went home for a few days. Needed to do the family thing."
"But whyyyyyyyyyyyy noooooooow!!!!?!?!" Cossack whined, utterly depressed.
"Why not?" Ellnika said under his breath, concentrating on the same cocontion he was mixing. "Probably didn't wanna be around you on the *most romantic* day of the year."
"What!?!" Cossack said, advancing towards Ellnika. "How dare you?! Explain yourself!!!"
"Ah, uh Cossack, you know how it is!" Elkrys said, covering for Ellnika. "Women like to be romanticized especially today, and seeing you being your normal obnoxious, I ah, mean overly perverted self, would be a turn off. A big turn off."
"Hmm..." Cossack mused. "I see your point. What she's not here to see, won't hurt her."
Elkrys siged. "That's not exactly what I meant!"
"She probably wanted to get away from your bad breath!!" Ellnika joined in, not being able to resist throwing in another jab.
Cossack's nostrils flared. He opened his mouth to snap out some sort of retort, but before he could, the castle's PA system chimed in. "COSSACK!!!" Lotor said, sternly over the PA. "You better not be in Sarah's clinic, when you should be finding my pizza!!!!!!! I'm counting to ten, and then I'm coming down there!! One.....Two.....thr...." Cossack had already disappeared from the clinic.
Lotor put down the microphone, and turned to his bed companion with a smile. "That should motivate him to keep looking for at least two more hours." His silk red robe, slide open a bit, giving Samara quite a view. "Feel up to spending some more time with me?"
"I know I am!!!" Valeta thought to herself, in her dragon form, hidden in the shadows of the open doorway. (Lotor should really learn to keep his door shut!!!!) She had been hoping to catch the prince alone, but it seems she was also out of luck. "I suppose I could just walk on in there, but I wouldn't want to intrude on Samara." Just then Gina ran by cracking her whip, and cackleing gleefully about the things she could do if she had some of that pizza.
"Hmm." Valeta said, a slow smile forming on her lips. "This looks to be an interesting and enterprising day. I wonder how much the footage of whatever Gina is up to, will get in blackmail?" Valeta dropped to all fours, which she normally found distasteful, but it was the only way to get her camcorder from her room, AND catch up to Gina in time to get some prime footage!
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"All my exes live in Texas!!!" Tammysan crooned, plucking at guitar's strings, a little restlessly. Loggan, a virtual twin of Prince Lotor lay deep alseep, in the bed, worn out from their vigorous Valentine's Day celebration. Not surprising, he was sporitng a generous amont of whip cream all over his luscious body.
Five empty bodies of Big red Soda, and various articles of clothing added to the the room's messy state. Obviously whatever Tammy and Loggan had been up to, had been thirsty work!!!!!!
Across the hall, Dom was equally bored, muttering about something to read, and how a good male slave was never to be found. "Where was Kevin and Steve?" she shouted to no one in particular. They had been here, when she went to sleep, but when she awoke, neither hide nor hair of them was to be found. "Alone on Valentine's Day?! I can't believe it!! We're in a harem damn it!!! This is not suppose to happen!"
"You said it girl!!!" Tammy said, walking in, throwing Dom a can of Big red Soda. 'This place is so dead!!! Most of the girls are off looking for their personal male slaves, or clamoring for Lotor's personal attention!"
"You think it's a conspiracy?" Dom asked, opening the soda. "Uh, ah, shoot, let me just say it. I need something to read. So, when are you gonna finish or post some more tales for me?"
Tammy blushed. "Soon!!! I'm working on it!! I ah, Loggan's just been too distracting lately!!!!!"
"You go girl!!!" Dom said, arching her eyebrows in a tell me more manner. "So spill already!!! You guys getting serious or what?!"
Before Dom could answer, the sound of a whip cracking was heard. "What in the world?" Dom muttered rising to her feet.
"I bet I can guess!" Tammy said. "Gina's on the warpath!"
Sure enough, Gina rushed by, still on her quest for Uno's Pizza!!! For a second the shadows seemed to shimmer, as if they were alive, but when Tammy and Dom looked again, the strange apparation was gone.
"say......" Dom said. "Did she say something about Uno's Pizza?"
"oh boy!!" Tammy said, clapping her hands together!!! "We haven't had any since that time we ate all of the ones Michelle left in her room!"
"And Lotor was so disappointed, no one had sex with him for three days." Dom added.
That sobered the two up. "We have to get a hold of some of that for Lotor and prevent such a tragedy from happening again!!!" Tammy shrieked, running out of the room, and after Gina. "Wait for me!!!!!!" Dom added!!!!
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To be continued.....
Michelle

Part five!!!!
Valentine's Day has got everyone up to something!!! Even Haggar and Zarkon have a few nefarious plans up their sleeves!!! Let's check in on them.......
"Old witch!!!" Zarkon groused, feeling especially crabby cause the last time he had any sex was when he was locked in with a visiting prince's harem (And what a night that had been!!!)and now, the only one willing to give him any was Haggar, which was not an appealing prospect to him! "How is the plan going?!"
Old witch?! She thought indignantly to herself. A fine how do you do, on today of all days! You think he could be a little nicer to her, at least on Valentine's Day!! Well, she'd soon fix that!! Oh, what a Valentine's Day she'd have now! And with any luck, he'd make her his Queen of Doom too!!!
"Are you even listening to me!!" Zarkon bellowed directly into her ear. "Are you going deaf, or are you just senile?!"
"Careful, fishface!" she hissed at him. "Or I won't help you out with this latest scheme!!!"
"You wouldn't dare not to!!" Zarkon said haugthingly. "I am King of Doom! Besides, I know you want me!" He smirked at her, thinking her powerless in her lust for him.
"That is besides the point, sire." She said, shooting a dark glare at him. he inadvertently, backed up a step. "Keep up that snippy attitude, and I'll release all the men slaves I've captured! Then we'll see your chances of getting lucky with any of Lotor's harem, go completely up in smoke!!!"
Zarkon conceded default. "All right, all right!! I'll behave......for now! You know..." he mused, stroking his chin, wishing he had a beard to make the motion not look quite as ridiculous. "If depriving the harem women of their men, does get me in the sack with a few of them, I may just willingly kiss you."
Haggar hmphed. He must think he's being real flattering to her! But she played along. "What?! Without any aphrodisiac from Dr. Sarah? I'm touched! Truly I am!!!" Oh, but if only he would touch her! Then she'd have some fun!!!
"Good." He smiled. "I like to keep my women happy."
She rolled her eyes, as he walked away. "Oh, I'll be happy all right!! Just as soon as I take some of this special youth potion I acquired. Only kind in it's existence. Very hard to come by, but I've got it!" She cackled gleefully, as she headed towards her private chambers. "Soon!! Soon, I'll be my young, gorgeous self again, and even Prince Lotor will not be able to resist me!!! Zarkon will fall madly in love with me again, and we shall reign supreme!!! BWA HA HA HA HACK COUGH! Ahem!!! HA HA HA HA HA..........!!!!!" She trailed off, when a slave girl she never saw before, walked past her, carrying a bundle of laundry. "Hmm, wonder if the Prince acquired a new harem member." Hagger thought to herself. "Looking like that, I can't believe she'd be doing such a menial task as laundry!!! Ah, it is of no matter!! Soon, I will look like that, and the world will be my oyster!!!"
Reaching her room, she hurried to the desk, where the youth potion laid. Smiling, an actual smile of pure happiness, she lifted the vile to her mouth, and prepared to partake of it's contents. Closing her eyes, she tipped it to her lips and......Nothing!!! The vial was empty!! "IMPOSSIBLE!!!" she raged, smashing it against the desk. "No one is allowed in my room without my permission!!! Who could have......!" Haggar's eyes took in the cleaned up room. It wasn't like this, when she left this morning. The maid, what was her name, Samara! She must have come in here to tidy up! Could she have....yes, she must have! "That little tart drank my youth potion!!!" Haggar screamed, racing out of the room, to confront the unknown slave she had just seen minutes ago. But in both directions, the hallway stretched endlessly on, and just as empty.
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In another part of the castle, in what passed for Zarkon's idea of a grand ball room, Lady Chani a.k.a. "Call me Steph", official Harem bartender and dance instructor was giving a few of the harem girls lessons in the art of exotic dancing. Partly for fun, and partly cause a few of the girls wanted to try it out on Prince Lotor!
Christa, Megan, Moonie, and Michelle, who had finally found something to do around this drafty old castle (Ah ha!! You all say!! That's why she's been absent from so much of these last few parts!!!) gracefully (more or less!) followed Steph's hand movements, as she easily removed parts of her clothing, all while looking sexy and dancing at the same time!!! Moonie seemed a natural at it, the other three had a few problems, most notably was when Megan and Michelle's shirt sleeves got tied together somehow, making them look like they were joined at the elbow!!!
Steph burst out laughing, as the two tried to untangle the knots. "So, since when do I have so many eager students?!" "Since it's Valentine's Day, and the Prince is too busy to fit all us of in today." sniffed Megan, finally managing to free her sleeve.
"OH? But what about your personal attendants? Surely they could make this a memorable day for you, especially if you all were to switch guys!!!" Steph suggested. "You know, break up the monotony of things."
"We can't!!!!" Moonie cried. "They're all gone!!! Even Kree, and his versatile tongue!" A smile formed on her lips. "Ah, the things that man can do with a tongue, things I never dreamed of!! And I should have! I'm a Goddess of pervology, you know!"
"Oh really?" Michelle asked, interested.
'Uh-huh!!" Moonie said proudly, reaching into her blouse. She pulled out a parchment, with an official looking seal on it. '"Got me a diploma and everything!!!"
"Wow!! Let me see that!" Michelle said, crowding around Moonie, with the other girls, all equally curious.
"Just how do you become a Goddess of Perversion?" Christa asked, wondering if she had what it took.
"Oh, it's not as hard as you think!" Moonie assured her. "Why, just hang out in this harem long enough, and you'll be halfway there to graduating!"
"How true!!" Christa agreed, remembering how it had been before she came to this harem, and discovered Lotor, and Spike, and other enjoyable pastimes.
"Share with us some of your vast knowledge, o' great one!" Megan pleaded with a smile.
"Yes, please!!!!!" Michelle added.
"With a cherry on top!!!" Christa joined in.
Before Moonie could reply, a low, yet kinda squeaky high, male voice interrupted them. "Yes, please tell us!!!"
The five girls whirled around in shock, their eyes widening in shock at the sight of one very horny King Zarkon! "Or better yet, show us!!!" He leered at Moonie. "How about a little one on one demonstration for the class?!"
To Be continued!!!
Will Haggar find out what happened to her youth potion?
Will Zarkon finally get some?
Will we find out where Michelle stuck those pizza pies?!
All that and more in the next exciting chapter! (HA!!!)
Michelle

*Author's note: So, we all know now how Samara got youthened!!! Yeah!! ^_^ Hopefully, our Doom Artist Extradonaire, Samara, is happy!!! But the whole point of this note, is to explain, this all happened, before Part Two, when Samara was in Lotor's room, picking up her laundry. She didn't know she drank a youth potion (Hey! She got thristy!!!), so that's obviously why she was still cleaning up, instead of using all her wiles on our perfect prince! ^_^ Just thought I'd clear up any confusions!! This fic is a bit of a collbarartion with Samara, so some things, came about after I had already written and posted. Okay, Okay!! I'll shut up now!!!!!!!

Uno's Pizza: Part Six
"EE-yuw!!!!" Moonie moaned, in utter disgust. Her lip curling up in revulsion, as he started towards her.
"Come, come." He said, arms reaching for her, as she nimbly danced out of his reached. "Be a good, Goddess of Perverology."
"I don't think so!!!" Moonie cried, kicking his grabby hand away from her. She ran to hide behind Christa.
Zarkon's eyes lighted up. "Ah! Two for the price of one!!!!"
"Where's a paddle when you need one!" Christa said, trying to untangle herself from Moonie's grip. Moonie was clearly flashing back to the time Lotor threatened to throw her into Zarkon's harem, and all the horror stories she had been told about Zarkon's sex drive.
"Maybe someone should try to go for help?" Megan whispered to Michelle and Steph who were huddled in another corner, praying Zarkon wouldn't notice them.
"Are you volunteering?!" Michelle asked, nodding her head towards the exit, which Zarkon stood close enough to grab any who tried to leave or come in.
"Yeah!!!" Steph echoed. "Anyone who tries to get near that door right now, is as good as dead meat!!! Once Zarkon gets ahold of you......."
"He never lets go!!" Zarkon said, turning his attention to the terrified trio.
Now that he wasn't directing his lustful stare on them, Christa and Moonie, were back to their normal feisty selves.
"Aw, go back to the laundry room, and self gratify yourself fishface!!" Moonie shouted.
"Yeah!!! Cause your the only one who would touch yourself!!!" Christa added.
Zarkon seemed disappointed. "You girls, don't want me?"
"UH, NO!!!!!!!" Steph said, snapping her fingers in his direction. "Wake up and realize no one ever did!!"
"Not even in the slightest?" he said in a small voice.
"God!!! Not even ever!!!" Michelle said.
"Even though most of the men slaves have been gone for the past few days?" he asked, still hopeful.
Christa snorted. "What!?! You think we're all horn dogs, like most of your guards, that if we don't have sex for a few days will be desperate enough for anything? Get real!!!"
"Yeah!!" the other four girls nodded their agreement.
Zarkon sighed dejectedly, and made as to leave the room. "Oh well, if you five don't want me, I guess there's nothing left to do......." He inhaled deeply, wiping away a pretend tear from his eye. It had no effect on the girls. "I guess you'll all just have to go without men for another six months!!!" He bellowed. "Then we'll see how willing you scribes are for my carressas!!!!! But first....I must make an example of you five!!!" and he lunged at them.
Shrieking they scattered, causing him to slide across the waxed, hard wood floor, and into where they're belongings lay. Shaken, but not stirred (^_^), he wobbled to his feet. "For jumping out of the way, I will feed you all to my weakest robeast!!!!!!"
They all cringed. Weakest robeast! He was really mad! Only the lowest of the low were fed to the weak robeasts! There was nothing that could save them now, except for one act, which they weren't prepared to grant.
"And another thing!!!" he bellowed. "I..sniff...sniff..." He turned, towards where the scattered belongings were. "What is that delightful aroma?"
The five doomed girls looked at each other puzzled. Then Michelle's eyes lighted up, as she saw their avenue for escape. Sliding carefully past, the now strangely calm King, she reached the source of the aroma. "You mean this?" she asked, opening the box, to reveal one of the coveted deep dish cheese and tomato pizzas.
"A pizza is making such a delicious smell?" he said, unbelieving. He hated all pizza!! Why should this one be any different.
"Why yes!" she said brightly. "It has a taste to match, no surpass it!! Would you like to try?"
"Well...." he said, his mouth watering.
"Would I, a princess, lie to you?" Michelle asked, forcing herself to smile enticingly at him.
"Hmmmm.......okay. On your honor as royalty!" he snatched a slice, and bit into it with much relish. He rolled his eyes in ectasy at the taste!!! "Delicious!!" he said, in approval. "Where can I get this?"
"Well......." Michelle said, looking down on the floor. "Ordinarily I'd be able to tell you, but fear for my friends' life, and mine as well, has caused me to forget such details."
He frowned thoughtfully, chewing on some more of the pizza.
"However....."she continued, smoothly. "If you were to pardon us all, I could tell you, seeing as how my mind would be able to focus on other things, besides our imminent death."
He smiled. "It is agreed. Provided you give me the whole pizza you're holding."
"Well, it is the only one I brought with me...."she fibbed, smiling to herself. "but it's a deal!!!" She handed over the pizza to him.
He smiled, almost like a child with a new toy!!! "You know, I wasn't really gonna execute you gals." He said, grinning, cheese hanging on his moldy old teeth. "You're all too lovely to kill." He took another bite. "Boy, this is a great pizza!!!"
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Still muttering to himself, Cossack wandered about the castle, not really trying to find the prince's *imaginary pizza*, but more like trying to stay out of Lotor's way, until he got drunk and forgot he even wanted a pizza in the first place. "Oh, not any old pizza," he corrected to himself. "Uno's Pizza!!!"
And equally preoccupied Haggar was coming from the opposite direction of Cossack. "When I get my hands on the one who took my youth potion, I swear I'm gonna..oh!!" she walked right into Cossack.
"Watch where you're walking!!" they both snarled, then stopped when they saw the other's faces, Cossack in discomfort, Haggar in a slightly more up mood.
"Hi big fellow." She said, in her big sexy voice, recalling the time, he had stripped down naked, and chained himself to her bed. That had been a pleasant surprise! She didn't think she had it in her to attract such a young man naturally!
"Oh,hi.."he muttered, glancing around for some avenue of escape. He too recalled their *love making* if you could call it that. And of the incident that led to it. Of him getting drunker than ten sailors, and barging into the harem butt naked demanding sex. And how those pranksters, had rendered him immobile, and chained him up in Haggar's room. He still had nightmares about that! He did not want a repeat preformance!!!
"It's Valentine's Day you know." Haggar told him.
"Oh really."he said lamely. "I hadn't realized."
She look disappointed. "Aren't ya gonna come over to my room, and give me a little Valentine's Day present?" She tweaked him down in an uncomfortable region, and he gave a yelp.
"NO!!!!" he said in a high pitched voice, then clear his throat. "No." He said, in a much deeper voice. He puffed his chest out proudly. "On a secret mission for the prince. It's of the upmost importance!! I cannot be delayed from my task!! Good day Haggar!!" He said, untangling himself from her clutching arms. I love that man and his food fetishes, he thought about the prince.
Haggar sighed. "Ah well, when the royals call, you gotta do, what you gotta do." She sighed again. "It could have been fun....." she said running her hand across his retreating bottom, causing him to jump, and shoot her a dark glare. She chuckled. He was playing hard to get!
"Oh, Cossack." Haggar added, as an after thought. "If you do see the maid, Samara, send her to me."
"Sure, sure, sure!" He said, waving at her, over his shoulder. What in the world could she want with her......? He wondered, then shrugged his shoulders. "Crazy old witch." He said under his breath.

To Be Continued!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michelle

Part Seven!!!

"Michelle!!! I can't believe you pulled that off!!!" Christa squealed excitedly.
"And all because of a pizza!!!" Megan said, shaking her head in disbelief. "That must be some pizza!! I wish we could taste it!!"
"Yeah, but that pig Zarkon took it all for himself!!!" Moonie said, crossing her arms, clearly pissed.
"Well, actually, I still have nine pies left!!!!" Michelle grinned. "I brought enough for the whole harem, and uh...." she blushed. "For Lotor and me. But nobody was around............"
"Well, come on girl!!! Go to Lotor!!!" Steph said. "If this pizza is really as good as you say it is, I'm sure he'll want you and it, post haste!"
"Ah, but leave us a pie to enjoy!!!" Christa added.
"Sure!!!" Michelle smiled, a renewed purpose in her love life. "Time to go find lover boy!!!!" She happily hefted her lessened burden of pizzas, and ran out the room, singing to herself.
"Okay, what'll ya have" Steph asked, walking over to the bar. "Vodka on the rocks, Sex on the Beach, Bloody Mary?"
"Sex on the Beach for me!!!" Moonie cheered enthusiastically, biting into her own slice of pizza. "damn, this is good!!!"
"How am I not surprised, that's what she'd pick as a drink." Megan giggled.
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Shall we check in on Jenn? Oh my!! Ramses and Ramo have just brought in a blindfolded John look alike!!! Jenn, who is now free of her restraints, is dressed in white leather (She's no longer in a bad mood now!!!!). Oh wait!! I think it is the real John!! Ramses and Ramo have left the two of them alone, and I think we should be discreet too, and give them their privacy! Good thing Valeta is off chasing Gina, or else she have some good blackmail footage to show Lotor tomorrow!!!!!!!
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A perky Michelle hummed the main Xena theme under her breath. This time she would not be barred from her quest. If anyone was in there, she would just march on in there, regardless, as if it was her birthright. When, if you think about it, it kinda is, since she's a princess! After all, Princess Agenis did it all the time!!!
This time it would be perfect she thought, turning down a corridor, the home stretch to the harem section. "Nothing could go wrong!" she said aloud, a gleefull smile on her face.
"There she is!!!!!" Dom yelled, pointing at Michelle. Tammy slid from around the corner, and into Dom's back. "sorry..." she mumbled, rubbing her nose. Close behind was Gina, cracking the whip dangerously close to Dom and Tammy's feet, and waving a paddle over her head. It looked like it had the initial M engraved on it. "Where's the pizza hoarder?" she smiled, devishly.
"Watch where you aim that thing!!" Dom snapped at her.
Gina turned her gaze on her. "What was that?" She aimed the paddle near Dom's rear.
'Uh, never mind!!" Dom said. She wasn't about to get into a paddle war with Gina, when there were no paddles to be had!
In the midst of this exchange, Michelle discreetly turned on her heel, in an attempt to sneak away.
"She's trying to get away!!!" Tammy yelled, shaking a can of whip cream.
"After her!!!" Dom shouted.
"Charge!!" Gina yelled, leading the pizza raiders.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Michelle yelled, turning on the speed. "This really is not
my day!!!!!!!!"
The four ran past a still pissed Cossack. "They all think I'm their personal errand boy. Cossack, find me pizza! Cossack find me my cat! Cossack, find me the maid! Cossack, find me the......" he trailed off, as he noted with interest the four scantily clad harem members running by, certain bodyparts threatening to fall out of their costumes, if they ran too hard.
"Hand over the pizza, Michelle!!!" Tammy yelled.
"No!!" she pouted. "None of you said please!!!!!!!!!"
"Pizza?" he said, surprised. Could this be the fabled pizza Lotor was searching
for? It must be. He joined in the chase.........
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A few minutes later, the door to Lotor's room opened. He and Samara emerged, well satisfied, for the moment! "I could have sworn I smelled my pizza!" He said, almost despairingly.
"Now, now." Samara said. "Good things come to those who wait. I should know!"
"Yes...but..." he bit his lip. "If you want something done right, sometimes you gotta do it yourself. Especially if you're leaving it up to a fool like Cossack."
"You're leaving?" she asked, disappointed.
He smiled, and took her hand, placing a gentle kiss on it."I've spent almost four hours with you! Besides.." he took on his, nothing you say or do will change my mind, look. "I can't stand the waiting any longer!!"
Samara sighed. "If you must, you must. I do have some things to do after all!!!"
Planting a quick kiss on her forehead he took off down the hall. She tired to stifle a laugh, when five minutes later, he came running back to his room, to put on some clothes, besides that little black speedo of his!!!! "Not one word." He said to her, as he took off down the hall, yet again.

To Be Continued!!!!!
Michelle

Part Eight of that crazy pizza tale!!!

Michelle, breathlessly slid into a shadowed alcove of Cossack's room, making sure to stay downwind of the dirty clothes pile in that lay in the center of the room. "UGH!!" she murmured, trying not to breathe in too deeply."Doesn't he ever clean in here?!"
Just then, she hears the pounding footsteps of her pursuers, along with a few whip cracks from Gina. Michelle was immediately grateful for the horrendous smell. It would hide the pizza's aroma!!! Because she didn't wana find out what they'd do to her, if they caught her!!!!!!!!!!
"Where's that pizza?!" Cossack yelled.
"Cossack?! What are you doing here?!" Tammy asked.
"Private mission. Need to know basis." Cossack said, a sly grin, slowly spreading across his face. "But if you really wanna know, how about you and I......"
SMACK!!! Tammy's hand left a bruised handmark on Cossack's cheek. "Don't you ever NOT think about sex?!" she snapped.
"I can't help it!! When you've gone for so long without having any, it's kinda hard not to think about it every half a second!" Cossack grinned again. "Unless you wanna help me, give my mind something else to think about for a few mintues......!
"OH!!!" Dom gasped, realizing what he meant. "Not if my life depended on it!!!"
"That goes double for me!!!!!" Tammy agreed. "Gina, don't you think it's time for you to reinforce that little lesson you gave him a few weeks ago?"
"Les..Les..Lesson?!?" Cossack trembled, visably paling.
"Good idea Tammy." Gina smiled wickedly, tossing a paddle from hand to hand. "He obviously didn't learn fromt he first time!!!" She threw her back up paddles to Tammysan and Dom.
"Now, now girls...." Cossack said, backing up, his hands stretched outwards, as if to ward off the paddling. "Let's be reasonable about this...."
"Girls?!" Gina asked, giving him a dark look. "Do we look like girls to you?"
"Uh..yes?" he answered, not daring to hope.
"Wrong answer!!!!" Dom laughed. "We're WOMEN!!! Get him!!!!"
With a high pitched yelp, he took of down the hall. 'I've learned my lesson!!!! I've learned my lesson!! I've learnyeoch!!!!! SARAH!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!"
Tammy, Dom, and Gina took off in hot pursuit, with a volley of insults and insinuations aimed at Cossack.
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Michelle waited a good ten minutes before leaving the safety of the alcove. She swiftly headed down the direction she had just come from, hoping to throw off any pursuers. "What a day!!!!!" she muttered out loud. "First, no one wanted the pizza, now they're running me ragged all over this drafty castle, cause they can't get enough!! Anyone ever hear of the word please?!" She sighed. "And now, yet again, I'm talking to myself. I've got to stop doing that. Maybe a slice of pizza will calm down my nerves......."
She frowned, realizing she hadn't even had one slice of her pizza yet!! Sighing, yet again, she opened the top pie box. Still warm!!! "Thank Goodness for super industrial strength hot boxes!" The frown quickly turned into a smile, as she prepared to bite into the coveted slice of pizza. "UMM! That's good pizza!" she said, after swallowing. "No wonder everyone wants some!" She sighed in contenment. "Life is good!" and promptly walked into a brick wall. Well, it just felt like a brick wall...in actuality, it wasn't a even a wall, but a real live breathing person. "Uh..hi Behlana...." Michelle gulped, looking up at the hermprhodite towering over her. "Long time no see...."
"How did you know my name?!" Behlana asked suspciously, as if there was another visiting hermaphrodite giant harem member around.
"Uh,just something I heard in my travels. I get around a lot." This was true, especially today. Michelle has seen parts of the castle she's never seen before!!!!!!!
"Wait a second......" Behlana said, staring intetnly at Michelle's face. "You're hair is a different color now, but the face is still the same!!! You're one of those Sailor Bi%$^&& who cut in on my fight with those other two twerps."
"Uh, yes, that's me...!" I said nervously, trying to back out of her arm's reach. Soldier or not, Behlana was one tough customer! Two Sailor Senshi could barely take her down, and even then, she/he had still manage to get up.
"I owe you......" Behlana growled low in her throat, crouching down, on the balls of her feet. Quick as lightning she straightened up, lunging at me. Much as I hated to do it, I had no choice. I wasn't going down, no way no how!!!
I threw a whole pie in her face, and ran, the howls of Behlana's agony, music to my ears...though not to my stomach......!


To Be Continued!!!!!!!!!!!!
(*Author's Note: For the most part, they were just giving Cossack a hard time about the girls comment. now if Lotor called them girls, I don't think anyone would be lodging a complaint!!! No, Gina, Dom, and Tammy just worked Cossack into a situation, where whatever he said, would have been the wrong answer!!!!! Just thought I'd clear that up!)
(Author's Note: Boy, this was a short one!!!!)

Pizza Part Number Nine!!!!!!!!!!!

Chaos has ensued in the harem of King Zarkon, for his son, the incredibly handsome Prince Lotor has accidentally walked in on the undersexed ladies, in his pursuit of his pizza!! And these ladies weren't about to let such a handsome prize escape them!! At least not without getting a little something from him!!!
"Come here sonny, and give me a kiss!!!" a female who looked like she could pass for Hagger's younger, but only by two years sister, said, with puckered lips.
"Uh, ah ladies...." he hedged, as they back him up against a wall. "Surely we could talk about this...."
"That's the problem with you Drules!! Always talk and never action!!" Another *retired* harem lady whined.
"He must get it from his father!!" said another.
"But certainly not his looks!!" Another gleefully said, and they all laughed harder than they had in the last ten years. All too quickly they calmed down, and turned lustful eyes upon the prince.
He gulped, wondering how he was gonna get out of this, without resorting to physical violence!! Although his father ignored these women, he would be most displeased if Lotor were to kill any of them. And Lotor didn't think he could stomach killing the elderly women. He wasn't that cruel!
He tried to edge past them to the nearby doorway. He glanced over to it. It was a few mere feet away, but it felt more like miles. He cursed silently in frustration.
In his momentary distraction, one of the ladies had snuck up besides him. She reached out to give that cute buttocks a pinch! He let out a yelp in surprise, which caused some more laughter. "So, let's see you dance pretty boy!!" The pincher said, a wicked smile on her face.
Lotor groaned, as they all started cheerfully chanting, "Take it off! Take it off!!!" and other cries and catcalls heard, when a group of women are around a male exotic dancer!!!!!!!! Lotor was about to experience something he never has before!!!! Being a pure sex object!!!!!!!
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Jessie, a worker in Castle Doom's Control room chuckled to herself, as she watched the monitors. The petite blond was enjoying the show the harem members were putting on. Lotor's harem members that is!! Nothing ever happens in Zarkon's harem, so nobody ever bothers to check, or even keep the close circuit cameras in working condition. If anyone were planning to break in or out of Doom, that was the place to do it from. Provided you weren't a male!!!!! No, Jessie would provide no avenue of escape for Lotor!
Jessie nearly choked on her Dr. Peper soda when she saw Gina's whip, snap Cossack's belt in two, causing his pants to fall. Tammy, Dom, and Gina then eagerly began paddling the big lug's exposed behind!
"Oh!! I hope someone is recording all of this!!!!!!" Jessie thought, her attention quickly going to another screen. There was so much going on, she didn't know which screen to watch!!!!!
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Someone was indeed taping all of this. Valeta, resident camerwoman, and dragoon shadow lurker. Suddenly, she noticed an approaching gargoyle. It was Lavan, Princess Agenis' bodyguard. Valeta's heart beat quickened. She was torn. Continue taping the torments of Cossack, or go try out her flirting techniques on Lavan....."The heck with it!!! Cossack is always getting paddling!!! This might be my chance to get lucky!!!" And she stepped out of the shadows, her body beginning to metamorphous back into it's human form.
The paddlers paused for a second, started at Valeta's sudden appearance. But they quickly shrugged it off, as Valeta was always lurking around when key footage was to be found!
"Lavan!!" Valeta called, cheerfully. "What are you doing here?!"
"Mistress Agenis has come to extend an invitation to Lotor and his harem." He replied, smiling, as she latched onto his arm. Valeta smiled shyly at him. "Happy Valentine's Day!"
"What is Valentine's Day?" Lavan asked confused. "What do you do to celebrate this day?"
"Well...." Valeta began, causing a full body blush! "How about I show you?!"
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The now young Samara walked down the hall, slowly, enjoying be able to just walk around viewing the castle's few sights. Zarkon was not big on decoration, but the few tapestries and statues Lotor's mother had been allowed to pick out, were extremely exquisite.
She sighed happily. It had been ages since she had been able to stop and smell the roses, so to speak. Always having to rush along the corridors, to do some task or other, among her least favorites, cleaning up after the harem's parties, and doing laundry! "But no more!!" she vowed silently to herself, sniffing her bouquet of roses happily. "Not when I look like this!"
So happy was she, she began to sing an old song, a favorite of hers to dance too. Indeed she began to dance, feeling a bit foolish, but helpless to resist the urge.
Dargon, one of the heads of Lotor's personal guards happened along the very same corridor, where Sammie was. His eyes greedily drank in the petite Drule woman, a smile forming as he noticed the modest red silk ensemble she wore, and his heart stirring as he watched her dance. He stepped toward her entranced, a question on his lips. "a...." but at the sound of his voice, she broke off in shock staring at him, a bit scared. "Don't be frightened!" Dargon said, his hand raised in a friendly manner. But she mistook it for something else, and spun on her heel.
Samara ran towards the harem's main room, with Dargon in hot pursuit. Passing Ramo, she ran into an empty bedroom. She winked at him, and placed her finger in a shush manner, then closed the door.
As she heard Dargon heatedly questioning a lying Ramo, she accessed a secret passage, and took off to parts unknown..............
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To Be continued!!!!!!!
Michelle

(*Author's Note: There will be more of Dargon and Samara, just probably not in this particular tale. (it's all about the pizza you know!! That and Valentine's Day!!!) But I'm sure someday, somewhere, somehow, I'll continue some of the other plot elements developing in these story!! And some of the ones I didn't get to do, cause I didn't want to make this too long!! (Think a handsome member of the Voltron Force or two, being among the men slaves Haggar has captured!!!)However, Samara has written a bit with Dargon, Ramo, and her new self, if anyone is interesting on getting a hold of that!!!!
UNO's PIZZA: Part Ten

Gina, Tammy, and Dom had been vigorously enjoying their abuse of Cossack, when an angry female's voice cut in. "GIRLS!!!!!!!! I can't believe this!!!!"
They paused, and turned, with frozen expressions to see Dr. Sarah standing there with her hands on her hips. She looked to be snorting smoke, and with her dragon ancestry, it was just possible she was!
"Ah, hi Sarah....." Tammy trailed off, at once loss for words.
"It's not what you think..." Dom said, also fumbling.
"Actually it is...." Gina muttered under her breath, just a bit disappointed.
"I can see what it is!!" Sarah fumed, pushing past them. "But three against one?! And why are you not wearing any pants!?!" she demanded of Cossack.
"Gina broke my belt with her whip." He sniffed, trying to look forlorn. "Then they just attacked me!!! Delayed me from my mission for Lotor!!!!"
"Uh-huh..." Sarah said, a disbelieving look in her eyes. "And just what provoked them to *attack* you."
"Because I wouldn't tell them what the mission is!!!" Cossack said. Noticing Tammy about to interject something, he says, "Look!!! I twisted my arm cause of them!"
"You poor dear!!" Sarah said, in a good mood, so she played along. "Come with momma and she'll make it all better!!"
Tammy rolled her eyes in disgust, Dom made gagging noises, and Gina resisted the urge to paddle the two love birds.
"You know Sarah..." Cossack said, as she helped him walk towards her office. "It's Valentine's Day......."
Her answer was inaudible from where the trio stood. They all sighed, in depression. "What to we do now?" Gina asked in a small voice.
"No harem men around, no Cossack to beat, No Lotor for sex......" Dom pouted.
"No sex......" Tammy said, recalling something. "He really won't be around for sex if we don't find some of that pizza!!!!!"
"You're right!!" Dom said. "We gotta find Michelle!!!"
"Yeah!!" Gina agreed. "Let me at that pizza!!!!!! Paddling Cossack always works up an appetite!!!"
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Once again running for her life, Michelle again reflected on how this pizza might possible be more trouble than it was worth!! "Oh well..." she huffed. "I suppose I'm working off a lot of potential calories with all this running!!!!"
"Though....." she amended, as she pictured the prince's smiling face. "There is better ways of working off calories!!!!!!"
Behlana, unseen though not unheard, was still after her. She growled some obscenities at Michelle.
"I really hate Valentine's Day!!!!!!" she cried, passing by Christa.
"Hey!!! Is that Uno's Pizza?!" Christa asked, thinking how perfect it would go with her coca cola, and Buffy: the Vampire Slayer marathon.
"YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!" came the hurried reply.
"Well, can I have some?!" Christa asked, bean to run after Michelle.
"I'm a little busy right now!!!!!!" Michelle snapped.
"What's so important, that you can't stop?" Christa asked, easily catching up to the tiring Michelle.
"That!!!!"
"ME!!!"
Christa turned, and took in the massive Behlana. She gulped. "I see your point."
"Don't talk!! Just run faster!!" Michelle advised.
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Having given up her pursuit of Samara, but only for now, Hagger began the long walk back to her chambers. If Zarkon wouldn't spend Valentine's Day with her, she had those captured men slaves to comfort her! She cackled happily, thinking how they would make much better lovers than ole' fish face.
"Well speak of the devil!!!" she said outloud, as he stepped around yet another castle corner. (Doom was a massive labyrinth, of winding passage ways, and corners!!) He had a huge grin on his face, as he eagerly munched on a slice of pizza.
"You'd think you have finally conquered Planet Arus with a grin like that!" she commented, wishing he would conquer her today!
He jumped in surprise. Noticing who it was, he took on a look of panic, as he tried to hide the pizza box behind his back. "Hagger!!!!! I didn't see you!!!"
"I can tell that!!" she said, trying to peer behind his back. "What are you hiding from me?"
"Nothing!!!!"
"Yes you are!!!" she insisted. 'Why did you stick that pizza box behind your back?"
"I am King of Doom, and if I want to put a pizza box behind my back, than I shall!!" he said lamely. "And no one can stop me if I want to!!"
"Except me with my dark magic." she reminded him. This was curiouser, and curioser!!!!!!
"You wouldn't dare!!!!" He said. "I'd have you executed if you used your magic against me!"
"Hmmm, true." Hagger said, still trying to get behind him. A flash of inspiration hit her!!!! "Isn't that Lotor's favorite harem girl standing there completely in the nude?!"
Zarkon's eyes bulged out of his face, as he whirled around to get a glimpse. Hagger eagerly snatched away the pizza box. "Hey, all right!! Uno's Pizza!! It's been ages since I had any!!"
Realizing he had been tricked, he whirled around, trying to snatch the box back from her. "Give that back, you liar!!"
"Make me!!" she hissed, pulling the box towards her, causing a fierce tug of war. It lasted for ten minutes, before Hagger tired. "Fine!!" she snapped. "Be a big baby!!!" and promptly let go of the box.
Startled, Zarkon flew backwards, landed on his butt. The box landed upside down, the pizza half fallen on the floor, and half on Coba, who had just come along, seeking Hagger. It was dinner time for him, you know!!
"Poor kitty!!" Hagger cried, infuriated. "You big buffoon! This is all your fault!"
"My fault, old witch!!" He raged, equally mad. The cat was soon forgotten as they continued shouting insults.
Coba, his blue fur, now mottled with shades of yellows, oranges, and reds, shreek off for safety. Noticing an open door, and empty room, he ran in, and hid behind the water cooler. Yowling in displeasure, he settled down to try and lick the pizza off.
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Tammy, Dom, and Gina were also getting a good workout this day. And they were about to run into the one they had been so tirelessly pursuing!!!!!!
Michelle, and Christa turned one of those infamous castle corners, and just missed sliding into them!!!
"There you are!!!!!" Tammy cried, in relief.
"We need to get some of that pizza to Lotor to avoid another three day incident!!" Dom said, trying to convey the urgency they felt.
"Lotor, hell!!" Gina said, brandishing a paddle. "I just want a pizza for myself!!!"
"It does have my initial engraved on it!!" Michelle muttered under her breath.
"Uh guys..." Christa hedged hesitantly. "We really don't have time for this!!"
"Oh?" Tammy asked, puzzled. "Why not? We have all the time in the world, here in the harem!"
"Always time for a paddling!!" Gina added.
"Not exactly!!" Michelle said, nervously eyeing the paddle.
"Not when you have me on your heels!!" Behlana wheezed.
"Oh man!!!!" Tammy cried, her eyes wide. "it's Mack the Knife!!!!"
"I see some more familiar faces!!!" Behlana said, grinning widely. "I'm gonna make you all pay!!!"
"There was a collective, "Gulp!!" From the five girls.
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To Be Continued!!!!!!!
Michelle

(*Author's note!! Now we know what happened to Coba before he ended up in Sarah's office!!!!!)
(*Author's Note!! Don't worry, the end is near and in sight!!)

UNO's PIZZA: Part Eleven

"Boy!!!" Christa huffed. "One thing you can say about this harem."
"What's that?" Gina, panted. She wasn't used to being chased!!! Chasing someone doesn't tire you out, as much as being chased by someone does!!
"There's never a dull day here!!!" Christa answered.
They all nervously laughed. Being chased by a hermaphrodite was not their idea of excitement.
They passed Gina's room, the door half open. Her Damaged God's cassette blaring loudly. "Who's playing my tape?!" Gina asked out loud, not really expecting an answer. But she got one all the same, as they all took a quick glance, and saw Jenn and John ticking each other between kisses. "HEY!!" Gina said, indignant. "She's wearing my good leather!!!!"
"White?" Dom asked, with a raised eyebrow.
"It's from Moonies' virgin white line!!" Gina replied."Where is Ramo and Ramses?! She's supposed to be disciplined by them!!!"
"That's some kind of discipline!!" Tammy noted, wishing Loggan was around to do some of that to her!
"Well, she's not supposed to be enjoying it that much!!!" Gina pouted. "That's why I didn't want John doing it!!!!!"
The others seem to be at a lost for words, and silence remained for many minutes. Except for their wheezing from exhaustion that is!
"Um, Gina?" Michelle asked. "I've been dying to know. Where exactly did you find Ramo and Ramses?"
'Tell you what!!" Gina said, grinning. "You give me two of those pies, and I'll share my secret with you!!!"
"Really?!" Michelle asked, as the other three gasped in shock.
"Provided you don't tell anyone else!!!"
"It's a deal!!" Michelle promised happily. Then her mood turned dark. "Provided with survive this, that is!!!"
"Right!!!!"
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They soon passed by a room where they could hear Lavan and Valeta murmuring and making faint noises.
Sighing wistfully, Dom said, "I sure wish Kevin was around!!!"
"Yeah!!" Christa echoed. "I wonder where most of the men folk have disappeared to?!"
"OH!!!!" Michelle said, recalling something Zarkon had said. "I think Hagger has them locked up somewhere!!!"
"Where'd ya hear that?" Tammy asked, in shock.
"From Zarkon himself, when he tried to get lucky with a few of us in Steph's dance class." Michelle replied. "Part of a plan for him to get some of us in bed."
"Ah, the old, have not, want some, ploy." Gina said wisely.
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"Hmm, I think this passage way leads into the corridor near Gina's room." Samara said, hitting a switch to reveal a secret doorway. There was a huge bang, and then a thud. Surprised, she poked her head out. Behlana lay, passed out on the floor, red faced from the impact of the brick door connecting with it. Dom, Michelle, Tammy, Gina, and Christa all stood there, huddled together, wide eyed in disbelief
"Ah, hello?" Samara said, stepping out of the passageway.
"Hello." They all echoed, taking in the drule female. She looked sort of familiar. And what was with that old fashioned red silk outfit? "Do we, ah know you?" Dom asked.
"Well, sort of...." Samara replied.
"Samara?!" Michelle asked, thinking she looked exactly that pic the maid had shown her, of herself in her younger days.
"That's right." Samara replied. "How'd you guess?"
They all gaped in shock. 'This is so surprising!!!" Tammy said.
'I'll say!!" Christa said, giving Samara the once over.
"All this is fascinating," Gina began. "But I would like my pizzas now, before something else interrupts!!!!"
"Oh, right!!" Michelle replied, handing over two of the boxes. Gina whispered something in her ear, causing Michelle's smile to widen.
"What about mine?!" Christa asked. And was promptly rewarded. Soon, a bevy of harem girls, and John were crowding around Michelle, roused not only by the smell, but by the commotion, following Samara's timely appearance.
"As Mistress of Doom's Harem, John and I get a whole pie for ourselves!!" Jenn informed all.
"Yes." John agreed. "We worked up an appetite in Gina's room!!! She's got some interesting toys in there!" He said with a grin at Jenn.
Soon, Michelle had distributed all but one of the pies. And that was when Lotor appeared, shirtless, his pants with many rips and tears, a few dollar bills stuffed down the front, disheveled hair, and claw prints. "Whatever you do." He wheezed, breathless for once in his life. "Don't go into my father's harem, weaponless!!!!"
The girls all tried to hold in their laughter at their prince's state. John however, could not resist, and burst at laughing. "Crazy Nazi Elf finally got what he deserved!!!" he chuckled.
Lotor's eyes took on a murderous look, and Jenn hastily dragged John back to Gina's room for pizza and more fun of an adult nature!!!!!
Lotor then noticed that several girls were munching down on his precious pizza. He took in the medium sized, purple haired lass, standing there, looking forlorn, her emerald green eyes downcast.
"I should have known you were the one who brought this, this, this PIZZA into my harem!!!" he bellowed. "Do you know what I have gone though today cause of you?!"
Michelle cringed, thinking he was gonna send back home to her planet, and forever deny her the privilege of hanging out in the harem again.
"I have been run ragged around this castle, force to dance for my father's harem, gotten my favorite pair of pants shredded, and my Jigarian silk shirt stolen from off my very own back!!!!" But then he smiled. "However, it has been a most fulfilling day. Quite unlike the other Valentine's Day's I have experienced. Perhaps even the best, if you hand you and your pizza over to myself."
Michelle's eyes lightened up with glee, and she jumped into the waiting arms of her prince. "This is definitely my day!!!!" she said gleefully, oblivious to the stares of the others. "My is that a dollar bill in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" she teased, then blushed at her daring.
He merely grinned, and leaned in to nuzzle her neck.
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To Be Concluded!!
Michelle
UNO's PIZZA: Part Twelve

"Now, about that pizza......." Lotor said, nuzzling Michelle's neck, raining his heavenly kisses upon it. I smiled, closing my eyes in enjoyment. But, I wasn't about to be kept waiting any longer, even for a cheese and tomato deep dish pizza!!!
I moved the lone pie box out of his reach. "You get no pizza until you have proved your worthy." I said, smiling suggestively.
"Saucy wench!!!" he purred, scooping me up in his arms. "Very well." He said, with a dazzling smile. "I'm yours for as long as the pizza lasts."
"Why it's a good thing I have Ryoga arriving shortly with another 20 pies!!!" My smile was equally dazzling. "But, you already suspected that, didn't you?"
"That I did!!" he chuckled. And with a small backwards kick, he firmly shut his door.
Very faintly, some murmuring could be heard. "Oh!! That's very nice!" "Ah, you like that....." he said. "And that's not all!!!!!" "Oh really...wait a sec..." Lotor's voice trailed off, and footsteps were heard approaching the door. A sign was placed on it. "DO NOT DISTURB."
Gina, Tammy, Moonie, Christa, Dom, Steph, Megan,Diane, and all the others not occupied with their love interests, all stood in front of the locked bedroom door, tired and bemused.......but not for long!!!!!!
"Wanna go free the men slaves from Hagger's clutches?" Tammy asked.
"Can I paddle her a bit?" Gina asked, hopefully.
"Sure!!!!" The others all resoundingly agreed.
Gina positively beamed. "Then let's go!!!" and she cracked that whip yet again!
'If this keeps up, she's gonna need a new whip, and the wall a new paint job....." Dom trailed off, when Gina's glare was turned on her yet again. "Uh, Tally Ho Everyone!!" Dom cried, leading the group with Gina right on her heels.
"You should come too!!" Christa said to Samara. "Maybe you'll be able to find your own personal man slave."
"Yeah!!" Moonie joined in. "You can't borrow my Kree indefinitely!!"
"OOOOH boy!!!" SC said, stepping out of a darkened room. "A smorgasbord of men slaves!! Let me at them!!"
"Go get them girls!!!!" Steph shouted, and they al rushed to catch up with the other scribes!!!!! But that, dear readers, is another tale, for another day!!!!!!.......Perhaps!!
^_^ The End!!!!!!!! ^_^
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