First Romelle, now this!!!! fic

In a distant part of the Denubian Galaxy there is a planet called Demos. It
is ruled by a tyrant king who is almost as bad as Zarkon. His name is King
Anador and he rules with an iron fist. However because being a king is
extremely stressful, he occasionally takes a break and playes poker with King
Zarkon. Our story begins in the royal poker chamber on Planet Doom. The
room is filled with cigar smoke. The poker table has mugs of ale and
pretzels on it. Zarkon and Anador are playing cards with some officers.

Anador: So Zarkon, you gonna fold or are ya in?
Zarkon: I'm in Andy. Your not gonna beat me this time! Did you hear that my
loser son suffered another defeat by Voltron? I should just write a big L on
his head!!!
Anador: Stop calling me Andy! I hate that! Anyway yes I did hear. What's his
problem? Maybe he's not getting enough action. That always makes me lose a
battle!
Zarkon: Are you insane ANDY? The boy gets too much and then some! He has a
whole harem FULL of beautiful, voluptiouous women, all for him!! I've tried
to get some from them, but they won't touch me with a ten foot pole.
Anador: Wow! I've got to see this harem. I've heard rumors of its glory. I
also can understand their reserves about touching you! You look like a fish!

With that remark Zarkon starts to get out of his chair , but as everyone
knows beer,pretzels and extra hot nachos make for a lethal combination. He
releases a gas explosion which causes two officers to collapse and sends
Anador running to open the nearest window.

Anador: By the gods! I didn't know it was possible to possess that kind of
gas!!! But.....I bet i can top that!
Zarkon: Oh yeah? I'd like to see ya try!

So hence began the great fart off in the history of Doom. It even topped the
Chili cook out that took place a couple of months ago!
When each king decided a tie, Zarkon led Anador to the harem.
part 2 follows!
DomDes

First Romelle, now this 2

King Anador and Zarkon are outside the harem doors. King Zarkon turns to
Anador and begins to brief him on the nature of the harem

Zarkon: You have to be careful of some of these women. This harem contains
the Sexy Scribes. They are incredibly beautiful slaves who have a talent for
writing. They are a little bit strange, so beware. One of them carries a
paddle, another is a pretty blond with whip cream(I almost got her once),
lets see who else...one is a talk show host, a doctor, bartender, one has a
picture which she is ALWAYS looking at! Oh and one slave who just can't seem
to get her nose out of book!

Anador: Sound like an interesting assortment. How do they treat you when you
visit them?

Zarkon: They worship the ground i walk on!!! Even if they don't want to sleep
with me, they still love me!
With that Zarkon opens the harem doors and walks in with Anador. He is
greeted with a couple of interesting sights. Dom as usuall, is reading the
latest romance novel, Michelle is editing a script for the next Springer
show, Moonie is getting orders for her er...business, Tamy is rejoicing over
the latest shipment of whip cream(strawberry flavored) and Samara is cooking
some spaghetti in the kitchen.

Zarkon: Hello my lovelies!

"hey its old fish face!"
"uh! you stink!!! nothing new"
Its old hairy palms!" "Still got your sight?"
" you reek!"
"somebody get the anti Zarkon visit baseball bat!"

Zarkon gives the scribes a dirty look and Anador turns to him,
Anador,"Yeah, they really love you!"

part 3 next
DD

First Romelle, now this! 3

King Zarkon and King Anador are now inside the harem. The scribes have gathered around them(with a good distance from Zarkon) to see what Zarkon wants now.

Zarkon: I will ignore those tasteless remarks and introduce you to King Andy
of Demos.

Anador: It's Anador you blue faced, big eared freak!!! Stop calling me Andy!
Anyway its a pleasure to meet you ladies! How's about one of you showing your
loyalty to the king! You'll do just nicely! Get over here.

Dom: me?
Anador: yeah you! how would you like me to crown you?
Dom (looks at King Anador who is fat, balding and reeks of farts) HELL NO!
Get away from me! -Dom makes a bee line for her room.
King Anador: HOW DARE YOU! - he starts to pursue Dom, but is tripped by
Samara, paddled by Jenn, whipped creamed by Tamy, and handcuffed by Moonie.
King Anador: you insolent wenches! How dare you do this to me!

Tamy: aw don't get your knickers in a knot! We do this to Zarkon all the time!
Zarkon(who is glad its not him on the floor this time) its so true!
King Anador gets up off the floor and glares at the scribes. He stalks out
of the harem with Zarkon at his side.

King Anador: If Lotor has to deal with those whores all the time, its no
wonder he can't defeat Voltron! Marry him off to my daughter Carrell. She
should settle him down. Then you can get rid of those wildcats in there!
Zarkon: Hmmmm... a united Doom and Demos.. I like that idea very much! Very
well! Tell her to come on over!
And as only evil villans can do, the two King exchanged very wicked smiles!
Part 4- Carrell is a comin!
DD

First Romelle, now this 4

In the harem tensions are running high. King Anador is bringing his
daughter, Princess Carrell, to meet Lotor in hopes of a marriage. The
scribes are worried that Carrell may be the ONE for Lotor. They are
conversing in the harem living room.

Tamy: Don't sweat it everyone! She is probably like all the others! She is
pretty to look at, but her head has a space for rent sign on it! A complete
air head!
Dom: Yeah! Tamy's right! Same ole' same ole'. Besides we know how much Lotor
cares for each one of us. He would always consider us.
Michelle: yeah but he does have a heavy sex drive! You know what he usually
thinks with first!
Jenn: Its a curse and a blessing!
Samara: Lets give here the benefit of the doubt. We haven't even met her yet!
Moonie: Well here's a chance! Their coming into the harem!
The harem doors open and in walks King Anador, Zarkon, and Carrell. The
princess is indeed beautiful and holds herself with grace and dignity.
Zarkon: This Carrell is my son's harem! I strongly recommend that when you
marry Lotor you execute each one of them. Except for the pretty blond!(eyes
Tamy) She goes to me! Why don't you stay and chat with them for awhile! Your
father and I have to play a couple of more hands of poker, eh Andy?
Anador: Stop calling me Andy!....you.....whatever you are!
So the two kings went to play poker and no doubt hold another fart off! That
leaves Carrell in the harem!
Part 5 next
DomDes

First Romelle, now this! 5
All the scribes are looking at Carrell. Carrell is giving them all the evil
eye in return.
The princess begins talking to the scribes about the changes she is gonna
make when she is queen. Unfortunately no one is really paying attention to
her threats. Their all trying to drown out the high screechy voice she has!!!!
Carrell: When I am queen, you all have to go......
Dom(whispering to Tamy) By the Gods! I'm gettina a headache the size of
Timbuktu!!! Quick say something to shut her up!
Tamy: Ummm...princess aren't you hot with that little jacket on?
Carrell: yeah it is pretty hot in here! ( she takes off her little jacket and
is wearing a sleeveless dress. But the scribes are not staring at the dress.
Their staring at the jungle growing out of her armpits!
Michelle(outloud)Someone get a machete!
Carrell:What are you talking about? This is a sign of beauty on
Demos!(unfortunately for all she finishes that sentence by digging for gold
up her nose!) After finding a "nugget" she finds a nice home for it on her
skirt!)
Samara: Princess! your disgusting! I think I'm gonna hurl!
Dom: Princess, a bit of advice..remember to remove your eh..emerald from your
skirt. It might freeze and you'd cut yourself with it!
Carrell: Insolent slaves! How dare you insult me!( Suddenly she scratches
herself in that "special place"!)
Tamy: That's it! I can't take anymore! Tie her up! Don't touch the skirt!
The harem bum rushes the princess and ties her up with the many sets of
bonding devices lying around!
Part 5 next!
DD

First Romelle now this! 6

The royal princess of grossness is tied to a chair in a closet in the harem.
The scribes are deciding her fate in the kitchen.

Michelle: What are we gonna do with little miss icky in there? We sure as
hell can't even show her to Lotor!
Sarah: Cossack is taken, so don't even think of giving her to him!!!
Dom: Maybe not Cossack, but how about that new pilot of Zarkon's? You know
the one who smacked me and Samara on the ass last week. Arrrggghhhh! What's
his name? Trout?
Moonie: No its Bass
Jenn: no dummy it's Salmon!
Tamy(smacks the scribes) You rejects! His name is Carp!
Dom: Right! Lets' get Trout and Carrell together! No more Carrell, no more
Trout, Lotor does not marry! end of story!
Samara: How do we get Carrell to go for Carp?
Tamy: Simple. Haggar's Aprhordite spray. One spray on Carp and Carrell will
go nuts for him! Moonie, you have some in stock?
Moonie: Sure lemme get it!
Tamy: Meanwhile.. (gets a gurard) get the pilot Carp for us!
Gurad: yes maam!
A few minutes later Carrell is untied and sprayed with the potion. Just when
the potion reaches its full effect, Carp walks in.
Carp: Well hello wenches! So your finally are getting hot for the speed
demon pilot eh?!!
Dom: Hi trout! I want you to meet our friend Carrell!
Carp: It's Carp bimbo! My what a pretty!
Dom: Like it matters what kind of fish you are! Carrell, don't you have
something for Carp?
Carrell: Oh I love you Carp! Let me give you a nice big kiss!( Carrell is
reaching for Carp when she gets the need to itch...)
Carp(looking absolutely disgusted) Get away from me wench! -Carp starts to
run for the door!
Princess Carrell tackles Carp to the floor. She is wrestling with him when
suddenly...well lets just say Carrell inherited her fathers gaseous talents!
With the healthy dosage Carp just received, he gets off the floor and runs
screaming out the door with Carrell in close pursuit!
Carrell: Father! I want to marry Carp! I love him!
Carp: Stay away from me!!!! King Zarkon...help me!!!
All the scribes are on the floor hysterically laughing! Finally with red
faces they start to speak
Tamy: Well we srue showed her who we are! She without a doubt has to be the
most disgusting person I ever met!
Jenn: I thought Zarkon held that honor?
Tamy: Your right. But she is a very close second!!!!!!
The end!
DD