Quick Fic:When Zarkon met Sudan.....
Timeline: Not to soon after Christmas.....say the first week in January. (I know, this story is way late....!! 0_0 I wrote a good chunk of it in PA, so it's time it's told!) It's about what happens when Zarkon finally encounters Lotor's little (evil chuckle!) Xmas present for moi. Let the fun begin!! And uh....anyone have a better idea for a title?!



Zarkon barely made any effort to conceal his presence, his bare feet making soft thumps against the floor, his breathing heavier than usual, his mood growing fouler by the second. Truth be known his was sulking.
He couldn't figure out why his plans were always backfiring on him. It was almost as though he was cursed to fail. Especially when it came to scoring with those Scribes of his son!
After all, it had seemed the perfect time to strike. Their guard was down, as he hadn't made any raids on harem personnel these last few weeks. Not even on Christmas morning!! It was supposed to all work out perfectly...if not for one simple thing. Everyone or nearly everyone had remembered to lock their bedroom doors for once!! And the few that were unlocked were vacant, the occupants surely bunking with a paramour (Or two, or three! *wink*) of their choice.
"Shoot!!" He grumbled to himself. "They could have easily shacked up with me, instead of some pouffy haired boy toy!!"
Zarkon wondered what could have tipped them off to this *sneak attack*. It surely couldn't be that he had called a cease and desist to his hourly harem raids, these last few weeks. No....it couldn't be that!! That was supposed to make them less suspecting, not more so....and yet.....it seems that's what he had accomplished....Lord knows they couldn't be expecting him this early. Everyone knew Zarkon wouldn't get up at 5 a.m...not at least without a very good incentive!!
Yes, it had to be that Christmas had come and gone without Zarkon trying to bag his annual X-mas Scribe *present*. "That must be the cause for this sudden red alert....." He sighed. He never considered the possibility that harem security and harem safety protocol would be beefed up. "After all, they're all to busy bed hopping to normally bother with chains and locks....." He smirked. "Unless kinky sex is involved!!"
Kinky sex....He frowned, another reminder that he wasn't getting any. His need was greater than ever.....Why he had never felt this horny in his entire life!! It must have something to do with abstaining from bothering ANY scribes for the last 2 weeks. Just seeing them, talking....well shouting at them, GROPING them released a lot of his pent up sexual energy. Woe begone was the Scribe who runs into Zarkon this day!!
"Perhaps I should just give up." He sighed in frustration, locked door knob rattling furiously in his attempts. "Damn!! My wittle whip cream queen, Tamy has locked herself in for the night..." Another wistful sigh. "If only she had invited me to join her....."
More muffled grumbling as he headed towards the next room. "Okay....last one I try....if this doesn't work, I'll....." He stumbled over the words. "G..Gi...giv....beat a strategic retreat. And perhaps beat something else....." He shuddered. "Maybe. just maybe I'll even pay a visit to Hagger...." He let out a groan, his face twisting into a grimace. He didn't want to, but he had to get laid, somehow, and SOON!!!
Whispering a small pray to his own patron god of sexual perversion and perpetual lust, he turned the doorknob.......CLICK.......went the door, as it slowly began to open. Zarkon held his breath in hopeful anticipation, as he peeked in. "Please let there be boobies in here!! Please, oh please!! PLEASE!!!!!"
JACKPOT!! He recognized this room. He had barged into here enough times to be familiar with it's design. No doubt about who the owner's identity was, from the pastel color choice, beautifully designed tapestries, and ornate decorations, to antique furniture and closets overflowing with clothes. This was Michelle's room!!
Even better, she was HERE!! Nestled under a soft quilt of midnight blue, it covered her from head to toe. "Poor dear is cold...." He grinned. "But I can warm her up!!"
Making sure to lock the door behind him, he eagerly began to strip, dropping his garments carelessly on the floor. He then pulled out a long red ribbon, wrapping it around himself in a fancy bow. Sauntering over to the bed, cocky and confident in a way only King Zarkon could be, he called out to her softly. "Time to unwrap your Xmas present my dear!!"
The sheets rumpled as she turned over underneath them, but she did not awaken. "Aw shucks!!" said Zarkon, not at all disappointed. "Guess she just needs a better incentive for getting up!!" He drooled. "And I'm more than ready to oblige!!"
Reaching the bed, he partially lifted the covers, sliding in next to her. Wrapping his arms around her in a tight embrace, he said loudly (But not quite loud enough for the rest of the harem to hear.) "Papoo's got a surprise for you!!"
And animalistic sound was the reply, as the body next to him stirred.
"Animal sounds?!" Startled, he pulled back the covers to find himself embracing the largest feline he had ever seen in his life!! Even worst, they were face to face, his terrified, yellow eyes starring into the feline's emerald eyes. Another low growl, as the feline became more awake, yawning in the fish king's face, displaying a fine set of sharp, and extremely dangerous looking teeth.
"Oh SHiiiiiiiiiiii........!!!!!!" He screamed, untangling his arms from around the feline's neck. With a snarl, the feline swiped at him, his huge claws leaving a nasty looking gash on his forearm.
Zarkon fell to the floor, and the feline unstretched to it's full length, eyeing Zarkon hungrily. :Uh-uh......easy boy....easy...." Zarkon tried to sound as soothing possible. He didn't want to end up as fish faille for this overgrown kitty. "There's no need to...."
The feline seemed to smirk, then suddenly sprang off the bed, just missing landing on Zarkon's chest. The terrified fish king managed to roll out of the way, saving his throat from being torn out.
"I'll...uh...I'll...." He said softly, eyeing the distance to the door. A paw swiped at his ankle, causing him to leap high with a yelp. He landed, only to leap again as the other foot was clawed at. This went on for a few minutes, as Zarkon was forced by his feline captor to dance.....or loose a foot (Or more!!!) in the process.
Panting heavily, Zarkon lifted his legs high, an unattractive parody of the French cancan. The feline settled back on it's haunches, his eyes sparkling, a chuffing sound emanating from his throat. Was it laughing at him? Zarkon felt a flare of anger. No one laughed at the King of Doom...at least, no one did and got away with it..... A ear drum shattering growl quickly brought him back to his present situation. Looking into the gaping maw of this feline's mouth, those huge teeth, those dagger like clothes protruding from paws that were almost bigger than his hands...He shuddered. He could always make an exception in this feline's case. HELL! Whatever this feline wanted to do, he was welcomed to it!! Except take a bite out of the royal hiney!
With a girlie scream, he ran running at the door, the feline hot on his heels. "OH no!!" Zarkon shouted, as the door rattled, but did not open. "I'm locked in!!" He began pounding on the door, screaming for help, to scared to turn around and face what was surely his death.......
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"What do you think is going on in there?" Rosemary asked, wincing as muffled screams, growls, and crashes echoed from the walls.
"I don't know.....but it's scary!!" shuddered Dom.
"You think someone should go in there?" suggested Jenn.
"We tried that..." Tamy told her. "The doors locked."
"Well, I say we bust down the door!!" Gina grinned.
"But...what if that's...." Moonie shuddered. "Some kind of monster of Hagger's. You really wanna let it loose in the harem.....?"
"Yeah it could be Zarkon!!" Tammy made a face.
"But..." Sammie hesitated. "Maybe we should check....try the secret passages...That could be Michelle...."
"I think she's with...." began Rosemary, when she was distracted by a particularly horrifying scream that caused them all to shriek and clutched at themselves.
"What the hell is all that screaming?!" Lotor demanded, stalking over to the gathered pajama-clad Scribes.
"That's what we wanna know!!" Gina said exasperated.
"So open the door!!" Lotor ordered.
"We can't!!" Dom said. "It's locked!!"
"So get the key!!" retorted Lotor.
"Michelle has it, it's her room..." Sammie pointed out.
"Oh for crying out loud...." Lotor muttered, then bellowed. "MICHELLE!!!!!"
"OWWWWWW!!" complained Dom. "Way to shatter my ear drums princie!!"
"Could you possibly have shouted any louder?" snapped Rosemary.
Lotor glared at them, before stalking towards his room. "I swear that girl could sleep through an air raid....Voltron could blow up half the castle and she'd never wake up!!"
He entered his room, and a few seconds later, stalked out, a firm grip on a half asleep Michelle. "What's going on guys?" She yawned, rubbing the sleep at of her eyes. "Boy, you're up early!"
"Like we had a choice!!" Jenn retorted, glaring at the door.
"What the hell is that?!" Michelle exclaimed, stifling a yawn.
"That's what WE ALL would like to know!!" Lotor replied.
"So....?" Michelle shrugged. "Why'd you wake me? You could have checked it yourself."
"It's locked!!" Tamy pointed out.
"Locked?" Michelle lifted an eyebrow in puzzlement. "I could have sworn I left it open..." She tried the door, frowning for it was indeed locked. "That's strange...I wouldn't have locked Sudan in for the night....." She fumbled in her robe's pocket, searching for her spare key. "This is so weird...." She muttered, as the door unlocked.
She was nearly hit in the face with it as it was slammed open. "HEY!!!!" She screamed in annoyance. "You're lucky that didn't hit my nose pal!!" The other scribes eyes widened in shock. "Why that's....."They gaped in amazement as Zarkon came running out, naked except for a few tatters of red material. He was actually crying as he ran by, covered in gashes. Seconds later, his pursuer happily bounded out, red material hanging in his mouth, as he stalked after the fish king.
"Keep him away from me!!!!" The king screamed, blubbering on the floor.
The Scribes had to bite back laughter. "That'll teach ya to go lurking around where you're not wanted!!" laughed Dom.
"MOMMY!! MOMMY!!!!!" He screamed in reply, as the lyger batted at him like he was his own personal chew toy.
"Maybe you should call him off...." Sammie said worriedly
"HAGGGGGGGGEEEEEER!!!!!!" He screamed. "SAVE MEEEEE!!!"
Lotor laughed. "In a minute!! I could use a good laugh!!"
"But...." Sammie bit her lip in concern. "He hasn't tried to grope any of us...he hasn't even noticed us!!"
Tamy gasped. "You're right!! Surely he'd used this opportunity for some grope and grab time!"
"YEAH!!" pointed out Rosemary. "Tamy!! Save me!! And he tried to stick his head up under your skirt!!"
Lotor sighed, rolling his eyes. "You better call your lyger off Michelle....wouldn't do for him to accidentally kill Zarkon...."
"Might blow up the whole castle with us!" Jenn pointed out.
"I got this on video tape!!" Valata exclaimed, popping up from thin air. "So we can relive the memories!!!"
"Good girl!!" Lotor smirked,"you shall be rewarded!!"
"Sudan!!" Michelle called, causing the feline to slide to a halt. He turned, not at all looking sorry for his actions, as he bounded past Zarkon, tail up imperviously. He stopped when he reached Michelle, spitting at the ribbon remains on the floor. He fixed her with a look. "When's breakfast.....?" He thought to her.
"Later...." She said distractedly.
"Good boy!!" Lotor commented, patting him between his ears.
Sudan ignored him, nonchalantly licking the blood off his paws. He had really worked up an appetite!
"I guess we better call in Sarah....." Moonie said, smirking at the cowering, quivering mess Zarkon had been reduced to.
"Do we have to?!" Tamy whined. "I kinda like him this way....helpless!!"
"Me too!!" cackled a voice.
They turned and screamed in shock. "HAGGER!!!!"
"The one and only!!" She cackled.
"Thank God for that!!" Dom muttered.
"Shaddup!!" Hagger screeched. "Else I'll turn you into a bee!!"
Dom smirked, but stayed silent.
"What are you doing here witch?!" demanded Lotor.
"Don't get your knickers in a twist!" Hagger smirked, eyeing his well muscled legs that were out for all to see under that very short satin black robe of his. "I ain't here to mess with your gals. I'm here to collect my man!!"
"And how did you know he'd be here?!" Samara questioned suspiciously.
"I always arrive when some hunk screams my name!!" Hagger retorted. "Now scat!! Leave me and my snookums alone!!" She turned, a leer on his face. "I'll make sure he gets better...." She cackled again, practically drooling.
"ick...." Jenn muttered, turning away.
"That's it, I've had enough for one morning..." Gina muttered.
"Woke me up for this....." complained Michelle, heading back for Lotor's room.
Uttering various complaints, they all headed back to their rooms for a good long nap. Even Zarkon enjoyed some rest and relaxation....until he came to his senses three weeks later and realized he had bee Hagger's willing love slave for all that time. When she showed him the video tape of their sexcapades, his screams of horror shattered all class in a three mile radius. Doom is currently spending a fortune getting windows repaired.
THE END!!

Michelle