A Silly Tale: Like A Virgin!

(This is a goofy post, brought on by late night boredom..yikes!)

"Well, Sarah, what's going on here?" Tamy asked as she put back on her
clothes. "I mean you don't normally act this way during an OB/GYN exam. Am I
pregnant or something?"

"No, no not at all.." Sarah looked perplexed. "I really shouldn't be
surprised with all the magic we have here but.."

"But what? I mean it's getting rather um - uncomfortable for me!"

"I don't doubt that.." Sarah said.

"Well?" Tamysan looked at the doctor. "What is it?"

"Well, the fact is - uh, you SEEM to be getting your virginity back.."

"WHAT?"

"I checked. Physically it appears you are growing a new hymen. Your passage
is shrinking back to what it would be if you were a virgin - which you are
becoming."

"You're kidding. That's impossible!"

"You've lived here and you still ask that? Believe me, that's what is
happening to you. That's why sex has been uncomfortable for you."

"Oh geez! I don't believe it! Well, there shouldn't be a problem gettting rid
of it here!" Tamysan said. "I just am not going to like the pain very much."
she winced.

"All I know is that Lotor would have to be very careful with you. Of course
you ARE a Drule female, so it wouldn't be as bad as if you were fully human.
Of course it could be surgically removed, but since we are pretty certain it
might be magic, that may do no good. Then again, it could be a part of your
'conversion' into your true form as well."

"Ugh. Well, it makes no sense at all. I'm definitely going to find Lotor to
nip this in the bud before anything happens! You know how it is here!"

"If you mean Zarkon, yes I do." Sarah said dryly.

"Hey, if I'm a virgin again, then Zarkon CAN'T say he's consumated the
marrage and I'm off the hook!" Tamy brightened.

"Hm, that would be interesting to explain to a divorce court judge!" Sarah
exclaimed.

"Yeah! Your honor, I wasn't a virgin before but I am now and Zarkon never
consumated or took my virginity, which means I'm NOT married to him! It's
worth a shot!"

"Well, you better hurry with whatever you're going to do, then.." Sarah
warned. "You KNOW how fast news travels here.."

"True..hm, maybe I better hit Moonie up for some um - jelly I guess..gonna
NEED that!"

"With Lotor, maybe not. He has his ways I'm sure."

"And boy does he!" Tamysan grinned, hopping off the examining table. "I'm
going to find him right now before anything can happen!"

"I'll let you know some of the test results later so it's it magic you can
nail Hagar for it."

"Ugh, I wish she wasn't my aunt. Ick."

"Well, you can't pick your relatives.." Sarah said, thinking of the time she
met Cossack's great-Aunt at their weddding. She had a bit of a hygiene
problem that one.

"Bye, Sarah! Gotta find the big guy!"

"Be careful! You KNOW what I mean. I don't want to have to stitch you up like
Moonie."

"Sure, sure!"

And with that, Tamy bounded off to find Lotor!

Tamy