Amy's Simpsons Quotes

"Don't do what Donny Don't does."
"I heartily endorse this event or product"
"Stupid Carbon Rod. It's all just a popularity contest."
"A mountain of sugar is too much for one man."
"Mom, romance is dead. It was aquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, then sold off piece by piece."
"No children have ever meddled with the Republican party and lived to tell about it."
(Chris says: That's why I say "Go Republicans!!!")
"She's like a milk dud, Lis. Sweet on the outside, poison on the inside."
"Television - teacher, mother, secret lover!"
"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
"That's your solution to everything: move under the sea - it's not gonna happen!"
"I'm sick of eating hoagies! I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long hero!"
"Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?"
"Oh, but Marge, Knight-Boat - the crime-solving boat!"
"Curse Pierre Jules Cesar Janssen!"
"Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense."
"Listen to your heart."
"Now, we own you like Siegfried owns Roy."
"Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent."
"Pertaining to a process involving a randomly determined sequence of observations."
"Begin brakng procedure!"