From: "cheshire cat" 
Newsgroups: rec.games.miniatures.warhammer
Subject: Re: POWER GAMER ALERT

Alister wrote in message <7dte0h$9ou$1@uranium.btinternet.com>...
>
>cheshire cat wrote in message <3701d8c2.0@news.hawaii.rr.com>...
>>
>>Blank Dave wrote in message ...
>>>>ever hear of thats a stupid friggin' rule anyway?  i mean come on.
>>>>
>>>>Sergeant: "come on, men! we have to get to the other side of the field
>>>>ASAP!
>>>>climb in this rhino that the command squad abandoned and we'll move
>>>>out!"
>>>>
>>>>Tactical Marine Sven: "no, sir. we can't do that."
>>>>
>>>>Sergeant: "wtf not???  get your ass in that rhino right now, soldier!"
>>>>
>>>>Sven: "it was used by another squad. the Emperor forbids it."
>>>>
>>>>Sergeant:  "oh, well. who am i to question the Emperor?"
>>>>
>>>>Sven: "praise the Emperor."
>>>>
>>>>Sergeant: *rubbing temples*  "*sigh.* praise the Emperor."
>>>
>>>
>>>Let's take it this way.
>>>
>>>Captain: "Sergeant, why did you commandeer that vehicle?"
>>>
>>>Sergeant: " We needed to cross the field quickly sir."
>>>
>>>Captain: "Yet you knew that vehicle belonged to MY squad?"
>>>
>>>Sergeant: "Yes sir."
>>>
>>>Captain: "And look you tracked mud all through it."
>>>
>>>Blank Dave
>>>
>>>I had to fight my way to the top of the food chain, to become a
>>>vegetarian?
>>
>>Captain: "i dont mind you taking my truck. really i dont. but when you
>>bring it back on an empty tank, it really pisses me off! stop at 
>>a chevron,man!"
>>
>>Sergeant: "sorry."
>>
>>Sven: *dancing around them both* "Sergeants in trouble, Sergeants in
>>trouble, Sergeants in trouble!"
>>
>
>Chapter Master:  What's all this I hear about you lot taking this Rhino out
>without permission?  And where we you all at the Feast of the Sanguinala
>last Thursday?
>
>Captain:  Erm ... just out in the Rhino ... sir ... ummm ... sorry, we
>forgot ...
>
>Chapter Master:  I don't know, you treat my bloody fortress-monastery like
>a hotel, ride around in my vehicles whenever the fancy takes you - and the
>amount of litter in that Rhino is *disgusting*, greasy chip-wrappers and
>empty wine bottles under the seats, it's a total disgrace - bring them back
>covered in mud and expect my Servitors to clean them ...
>
>Captain:  Sorry sir ...
>
>Chapter Master:  Well I'm confiscating the keys until you prove that you
>can behave like veteran Space Marines and not newly-implanted recruits.
>
>Captain/Sergeant:  Oh siiiiirrr ...
>
>Chapter Master:  No, I won't hear another word.  Not another word!  You are
>grounded to your dormitories until tomorrow.
>

Sven: captains in trouble, captains in trouble captains in trouble captains
in trouble...

Chapter Master/Captain/Sergeant: shut up! shut up! shut up! *sound of bolt
pistols being fired*

Sven:  owww...*falls dead*

Chapter Master: punk.

Sergeant: he always was a bastard sir.

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