From: "Blank Dave" 
Newsgroups: rec.games.miniatures.warhammer
Subject: Re: POWER GAMER ALERT

>>>ever hear of thats a stupid friggin' rule anyway?  i mean come on.
>>>
>>>Sergeant: "come on, men! we have to get to the other side of the field
>>>ASAP!
>>>climb in this rhino that the command squad abandoned and we'll move out!"
>>>
>>>Tactical Marine Sven: "no, sir. we can't do that."
>>>
>>>Sergeant: "wtf not???  get your ass in that rhino right now, soldier!"
>>>
>>>Sven: "it was used by another squad. the Emperor forbids it."
>>>
>>>Sergeant:  "oh, well. who am i to question the Emperor?"
>>>
>>>Sven: "praise the Emperor."
>>>
>>>Sergeant: *rubbing temples*  "*sigh.* praise the Emperor."
>>
>>
>>Let's take it this way.
>>
>>Captain: "Sergeant, why did you commandeer that vehicle?"
>>
>>Sergeant: " We needed to cross the field quickly sir."
>>
>>Captain: "Yet you knew that vehicle belonged to MY squad?"
>>
>>Sergeant: "Yes sir."
>>
>>Captain: "And look you tracked mud all through it."
>>
>
>Captain: "i dont mind you taking my truck. really i dont. but when you
>bring it back on an empty tank, it really pisses me off! stop at a chevron, man!"
>
>Sergeant: "sorry."
>
>Sven: *dancing around them both* "Sergeants in trouble, Sergeants in
>trouble, Sergeants in trouble!"


Captain: "Not to mention you go dead Genestealers stuck in the grill.  The
air conditioning will reak of them for a month because of that."

Sergeant: "Sorry 'bout that sir."

Captain: "Not as sorry as you will be.  The techmarines refuse to clean it
out, so it's up to you and your men.  And get your underwear off the stick
shift!"

Sven: "Serg is in trouble, Serg is in trouble!"

Sergeant: "In that case Sven you can start by getting that underwear."

Sven : "I don't think so."


Blank Dave

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