From: "Alister" 
Newsgroups: rec.games.miniatures.warhammer
Subject: Re: POWER GAMER ALERT

cheshire cat wrote in message <3701d8c2.0@news.hawaii.rr.com>...
>
>Blank Dave wrote in message ...
>>>ever hear of thats a stupid friggin' rule anyway?  i mean come on.
>>>
>>>Sergeant: "come on, men! we have to get to the other side of the field
>>>ASAP!
>>>climb in this rhino that the command squad abandoned and we'll move out!"
>>>
>>>Tactical Marine Sven: "no, sir. we can't do that."
>>>
>>>Sergeant: "wtf not???  get your ass in that rhino right now, soldier!"
>>>
>>>Sven: "it was used by another squad. the Emperor forbids it."
>>>
>>>Sergeant:  "oh, well. who am i to question the Emperor?"
>>>
>>>Sven: "praise the Emperor."
>>>
>>>Sergeant: *rubbing temples*  "*sigh.* praise the Emperor."
>>
>>
>>Let's take it this way.
>>
>>Captain: "Sergeant, why did you commandeer that vehicle?"
>>
>>Sergeant: " We needed to cross the field quickly sir."
>>
>>Captain: "Yet you knew that vehicle belonged to MY squad?"
>>
>>Sergeant: "Yes sir."
>>
>>Captain: "And look you tracked mud all through it."
>>
>>Blank Dave
>>
>>I had to fight my way to the top of the food chain, to become a
>>vegetarian?
>
>Captain: "i dont mind you taking my truck. really i dont. but when you
>bring it back on an empty tank, it really pisses me off! stop at a chevron, man!"
>
>Sergeant: "sorry."
>
>Sven: *dancing around them both* "Sergeants in trouble, Sergeants in
>trouble, Sergeants in trouble!"
>

Chapter Master:  What's all this I hear about you lot taking this Rhino out
without permission?  And where we you all at the Feast of the Sanguinala
last Thursday?

Captain:  Erm ... just out in the Rhino ... sir ... ummm ... sorry, we
forgot ...

Chapter Master:  I don't know, you treat my bloody fortress-monastery like a
hotel, ride around in my vehicles whenever the fancy takes you - and the
amount of litter in that Rhino is *disgusting*, greasy chip-wrappers and
empty wine bottles under the seats, it's a total disgrace - bring them back
covered in mud and expect my Servitors to clean them ...

Captain:  Sorry sir ...

Chapter Master:  Well I'm confiscating the keys until you prove that you can
behave like veteran Space Marines and not newly-implanted recruits.

Captain/Sergeant:  Oh siiiiirrr ...

Chapter Master:  No, I won't hear another word.  Not another word!  You are
grounded to your dormitories until tomorrow.

A.
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