GO BACK!

AND then there was color! Or I suppose there were at least hints of color. The light is still extremely dim in the Doctor's abode and we once more fail to distinguish anything properly. The only reason we know what we are looking at is because we are able to conceptualize what these shapes are in the darkness with our abstract mind.

click!

A flash light held by the Doctor is switched on. Light for the first time washes into the scene and paints an image to which our eyes can consume with greed. We are finally met with an image to which we can relate as one that can be defined as "television". Prior to this we might as well have just been listening to the radio or jamming a collection of granite rocks up our noses. The World Championship Contendor's face is covered with elongated shadows because the flash light is below his face. It could almost appear as if he were telling a scary story...

Doc Placebo, "Alright, we all exist... but... what is this external world that my senses are informing my mind of and what is this body that my mind seems to be tethered to like a ball and chain? Can these things exist too?"

Doc Placebo, "but wHy?!"

Doc Placebo, "Please bear in mind that if it does then there is a high possibility that Andy Gorgadore could therefore exist and thus Minion 1 could then become the best of all domains."

Doc Placebo, "Well... since you asked here is the answer."

A pillar of light appears following the wave of the Doctor's hand. This light which appeared upon Placebo's command via gestures we finally see what it is that has been on top of the table that had been shrouded in shadow throughout the entire length of this promo. It is the UWA European Title. Still holding onto the flash light so as to keep his face illuminated the Doctor begins to speak anew.

Doc Placebo, "Thus far I have established that my mind exists."

Doc Placebo, "Not even my European Title that I retired should exist yet... not unless I can prove it does with logic instead of my flawed senses."

Doc Placebo, "I can do this because I cannot will this Championship Title to disappear. Because I cannot make this title do something through my mind's desire it proves that this object exists INDEPENDENTLY of my mind!"


Let's FINALLY END THIS!!