Thinking Things
Light fills the room. At long last we can now view this room in it's entirety. With the Doctor's line of thought complete all of existence has been proven to exist... more or less. With this realization absolute our scene now returns to normalcy. The remaining members of the Doctor's audience hungrily consume this visual stimulus which they have been deprived of till now; they examine the details of the Doctor's business casual attire all the way down to the primary colors of the Andorran flag decorating the wall behind him.
Doc Placebo, "Well this is a tragedy..."
Doc Placebo, "It appears that through Rene Decartes' original works I cannot discount reality which therefore means Andy Gorgadore who WAS the best in XWPA and TNT was defeated by a pathetic slave of mine, Minion 1."
Doc Placebo, "And now this creature has assumed Gorgadore's previous role as the Pangaea Champion; the Best of BOTH WORLDS!"
Doc Placebo, "Except... this is NOT the case."
Doc Placebo, "Why?"
Doc Placebo, "Andy Gorgadore... you Are NOT, you Were NOT, and you Never WILL be the BEST!"
Doc Placebo, "This is true because of one fact."
Doc Placebo, "YOU cannot be the best as long as...."
"...I, Doc Placebo..."
"...EXIST!"
The scene at long last comes to it's denouement as darkness falls upon the stage. This soliloquy has ended.