You Will Not Eat Cake

WHAT IS THIS NONSENSERY? Is that even a word? Nonsensery? No, I believe that it has yet been introduced to modern vernacular so allow me to speed up the process. Nonsensery... the only word in the English language proper which can be used to infuse the modern word with enough confusion to describe the sight of the pure oddity of a scene once more lifting from the darkness which grabbing hold of several UWA fans longing for a true villain. The last bad guy. But apparently it is not yet time to say goodnight to this sweet prince as the curtains part yet one more time prior to the toss of the final rose. The scene is lifted from the darkness bringing those in UWA's employ and those shackled to its programming schedule once more within the presence of the Omega Sin and his consort, Erica. The only Andorran to ever grace a UWA ring with his blood sits within a familiar black leather chair. Erica, wearing a small black dress rests on her knees next to the Minion Lord. Her eyes gaze out towards the camera while her tongue caresses the hand of her master, Doc Placebo. She pauses... Erica, "They're here." Her voice is but a whisper but it's message is received. The Doctor's eyes open but he remains seated within his chair allowing his minioness to continue to work her way across his hand from digit to digit to thumb and then back again in a never ending cycle. Although he remains relaxed the Doctor's glare towards the UWA camera crew is that of a hateful one... Doc Placebo, "UWA... I have a statement." Doc Placebo, "I... ...Am not... AMUSED!" Doc Placebo, "Am I?" While still tending to the Artisan of Agony's hand Erica shakes her head in affirmation of a lack of amusement. Nodding in confirmation to Erica's affirmation the Doctor agrees with Erica's agreement and his eyes dart back towards the camera. Doc Placebo, "IT IS OFFICIAL! However... all of you 'fans' and my former competitors alike probably believe that I am referring to my loss to Tony Fornack." Doc Placebo, "Although your combined intellectual powers of deduction have no doubt pointed you in the direction of the obvious you..." Doc Placebo, "...are mistaken. ~fin~