The Road To Salvation Act II: Puttin the Band Back Together

Go Back! I STORMED OUT OF THE CELLAR TOO SOON. I had completely forgotten to ask Erica where to find my lost sheep. Unfortunately she did not know the location of Minion 3 but she had recently heard from some of the other slaves about Two's financial woes. Erica, "He's been seen lurking around a staffing agency in Northern Virginia... trying to find work and answer the question to what lies after being a Minion? Be sure to tell me when you find out. Here is the address..." Now I stand before a crappy building titled "South Paw Staffing". Typical. I'm insulted. Although most of my memories from my former life before I had become a Minion are a blur I know my origins are here in Virginia... in Fairfax. And of COURSE any staffing company in VA must be called SOUTH PAW Staffing. Jerks. I had checked Minion 2's hotmail account before leaving the Consulate and found a ton of emails from these people. Its mostly temp clerical or phone telemarketing jobs... no wonder Minion 2 is failing financially. This place has got to be sending him to the gutter faster than that raven haired Minioness ever could. It doesn't take long to find Minion 2, he's sulking in the parking lot going over his resume while mumbling to himself... Minion 2, "...hmm... now how can I make slavery into relevant graphics design related experience..." Sneaking up on the second Minion on the tips of my toes and prepare my best Doc Placebo impression... Minion 1, "Worthless shit." Minion 2, "Holy Fucking Omega SIN!" A startled former Minion spins around flinging draft cover letters and resumes all across the South Paw Staffing parking lot. I nearly die of laughter before he realizes it's me that snuck up on him. His anger subsides and is replaced with concern. Minion 2, "What the hell happened to you?" Minion 1, "Huh?" Minion 2, "Your face looks like Basra, seriously... what the hell?" Minion 1, "Wha? Oh that... Erica." Minion 2, "Ah... so... what's up?" Minion 1, "I'm back as a Minion, and I'm putting the group back together. We got to take out Morelez." Minion 2, "Sweet, I'm down. What's ol' Freebie done?" Minion 1, "Nothin really, Erica just wants him dead so he won't become a Grand Slam Champ like Doc..." Minion 2, "Cool... so we're back in action?" Minion 1, "Yup, just gotta get 3 now, any idea where he is?" Minion 2, "Yeah... I know where that bastard is... lets roll." Just that easily another piece of the tri-force falls into place. Walking off into the distance Minion 2 points towards a corporate building within the same business complex. I can barely read the sign from here but I think it reads "X=3 Marking Solved". I got no idea what the hell that means but... whatever. If that's where Minion 3 is then that's where I'm going. Miss White is never gonna see this shit coming. Recruit Minion 3 ~Continued~