Doc Placebo vs. The Minion Army Act I Scene II

Minions 1, 2, & 3 looked haggered. They were beat. And very nervous. The three of them were huddled into a corner within the Konclave. You know its the Konclave becuase of the unique architecture of the hallway matches that of the room of which Placebo had just made his previous appearance. Therefore the Omega Sin must be close by. The three slaves were mumbling to themsleves fiercly while the camera closed in on them. As the camera approached the trio you are able to make out the words which are being spoken.

Minion 2, "No way, no FREAKING WAY!"

Minion 3, "What do you think Doc's going to do to us?"

Minion 1, "To you? Hah! Like I care! My name is listed there first on the card! See! Minion 1! Its right there. Like Im going to care what happens to you after he's done with me!"

Minion 3, "Hey! Maybe then after he's finished with you two he'll be too tired to finish me off!"

Both Minions two and one scowl at the third Minion.

Minion 2, "Forgetting Erica?"

Minion 3 suddenly feels sick to his stomach and involuntarily begings to gag as he recalls that Placebo is not the only one with a rather excentric imagination in this particular mansion.

Minion 2, "No way, NO FREAKING WAY!"

Minion 1, "Shhh! Calm down already!"

The Numerically lead Minion pulls out a snack size bag of cool ranch doritos and waves it infront of Minion 2's eyes. Like a craized cat Minion 2's eyes follow the bag of snackfoods with a level which can only be described as obsession. Tossing the bag to the floor Minion 2 scrambles for posession of the bag as if he were a Notre Dame football player trying to recover another fumble. I knew that "West coast offense" would suck in the middle of the freaking country. Tearing open the bag Minion 2 begins to inhale the chips. Minion 1 knowing his time is short turns to Minion 3.

Minion 1, "Look, we didnt ask for this match right?"

Minion 3, "Right."

Minion 1, "Soo... then Doc can get the match called off!"

Minion 3, "By Golly I think you're right!"

Minion 1, "Come on, lets show this to Doc before he hears about it from someone else!"

Minions 1 and 3 begin walking off until they realize they are minus a 2 which makes them only 1 which cannot be right becuase they are 3 however when you add 1, 2, and 3 together you get 6 but that can't be right becuase it's wrong. The two Minion slaves quickly return to the corner of the hallway where Minion 2 and proceed to drag him down the hallway. A path of dorito crumbs pay homage to the pay which Minion 2 is dragged all the way towards Placebo's room. Just as Minion 1 is about to knock his ears note voices in the room. The Doctor is not alone.

Minion 3, "Come on lets hurry!"

Minion 1, "Shhhh! Listen!"

The third Minion who comes after the second falls silent. Like a cat he cocks his head slightly to the side as if he were trying to hone in on the voices coming from inside the room by better positioning his ears. Minion Two who comes before the third but not the first extends his tounge into the now empty bag of doritos hoping to lap up any lingering dorito flavor. Listening you too can hear the voices in the room just beyond the door to which you had just hours ago been observing from the opposite angle. The voices however, are hushed, yet familiar.

"Those little bastards."

"What are you going to do about it?"

"Thats the question isnt it... this farce cannot be permitted. Send word to all remaining Minions in the Konclave, I want a search conducted, find Minions 1, 2 and 3. Thier treachery will NOT stand!"

Minion 2 turns to 3 and 1 with an expression of puzzlement on his face which can only be seen once one dares to look beyond the mess of dorito crumbs which now populate his face worse than a highschooler's acne.

Minion 3, "Who are they talking about?"

Ignoring him.

Minion 2, "No way! No FREAKING WAY!"

Minion 1, "Shut up! We gotta hide NOW!"

Utilizing all of thier combined skills in the fields of deception and stealth Minions 1, two, and III hide behind a large curtain as Erica exits Placebo's room. Her face is determined. Peering at the young black haired beauty from behind the drapes the three slaves cower. Erica takes several steps forward...

CRuNch!

Looking down Erica notices she has stepped on something. She kneels to examine it. A trail of crumbs? What is this doing here she wonders. Taking her index finger she wipes some of the crumbs onto her finger to examine it closer. Sampling the crumbs with her tounge she tastes its flavor.

Erica, "Doritos... thier not out yet."

She knows. Thier here. They havn't left yet. The hunt is on. The Minions continue to cower as Erica rises to her full stature. A smile begins to form on her lips as she narrows her eyes and looks down the hallway. The scene fades to darkness...

~fin~