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to the New Fish Cake
(updated 12/27/98)
(if you have any questions read this first!)
like what i've done with the place? no? yes?
don't care?
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me anyway and tell me what you do or don't think!
This Page is beefed up to be used with
special thanks to Karen, Entropy, Rob,
PhiBetaGamma, Longevity, and Nate.
special greetz to Angie, Lisa, Erik, Andy, Jen, Dan, and Tom.
A shout out to all my friends! - if you don't know me then don't even bother! but personally this is THE most important thing on my page.
Lyrics - this part of the page was the biggest pain in the ass. i had to type all of the lyrics out by hand and i still didn't get all of them done. WAIT! it is way too much to ask of me to do in such a short amount of time. haha, well it's been over a year and i still didn't get all of them done, but don't worry, i'm kinda working on it. i have so many more to do now, i'm into metallica and pearl jam more then ever. go here for more info
Lynks - my links to the internet. if you deem your web a worthy opponent then feel free to mail me w/ your URL (if you don't know what that is then don't even ask) but if i put your link here you must have one to mine as well or i will remove you, and your link.
SuRVeY - fill it out and tell me what you think. all of the information recived will be used to tune and perfect this site (bullsh*t) and well all of that other junk. i promise that i won't give any of this information away or what ever. if you gotz anything to add then mail me here with your request - if you just want to see the responses then click here
DoWnLoAd - okay it's not '//aReZ but it's some good font's and other deamable files. mostly fonts to make this site look and feel it's best
Post Office - this is my local internet post office. i dought that you know any of these people but i like to use it for personal use. besides, my boss at work uses it for any internet training he might do so i have to leave it here.
Chat Room in full swing! - are you interested in chatting with the fish cake crew? no? then screw you! i don't want to talk to you anyways... but if you do then come right on in, we've all been waiting for you.
About me - or a little anyway. i don't think that i'm too exciting so i don't really think that too many people wanna be going here, but if you do then good for you. but considering i have all this time to do this web page i don't think it will really be worth your time to go here.
MSR web creations - this site and many others were creatied by MSR web creations and we wish that you could join the group. there are about 40 members nation wide and the numbers are growing steadly. please if you have a homepage or wish to see other MSR web creations pages follow the link.
Follow this link just to see what it does. i don't feel like telling you what it is.
Anti-Apple Foundation - this is my little contrubutition to ending the worthless life of the hated macintrash. i really hate macintosh so if you are a diehard mac-lover then. if you hate mac's too then please follow the link and see what you can do to help the foundation.
Jokes - well this is my poor representation of a joke page. if you have any good jokes then please email them to me. i would greatly appreachisatlajh;tr dfa , uhh like having them.
Image Library - just about all of my buttons, i like them so, i dedicated and entire page to the cool and interesting graphics that i found on the internet.
What ever you do not, do
not follow this link! I promise you you will regret it!
(actually i
think it's pretty funny)
are we having fun yet?
this is me, where are you? are you really here with me or are you gone?
okay here's the deal here, i view
this page in 1024 x 768 x 24 million colors and i think it looks
great, if your computer doesn't go that high then don't worry,
this site is very friendly to IBM computers, you can also view it
in 800 x 600 x 16 million colors, but i wouldn't recommend
anything less than that. okay that's the end of that.
***that
means look here and read the following***
This site contains "foul" language and some obscene notions, if you feel offended at anytime join the crowd. Don't worry i don't poke fun at anything i wasn't stupid enough to do already. This site is for entertainment and that purpose only. This is not a hate group, racial group, Anti-christ group, pro-christ group, ProChoice, or ProLife. This site is for the common surfer to have some laughs that HUMANS have done (that includes you, me, myself, i, and of course you!) so don't send me any hate mail from some joke that was posted here, send hate mail only because you hate me, not because of what i think is "funny" or "humorus" or "down right stupid!"
Thank you for understanding, Crazyspock
this concludes the warning message - continue viewing the internet as you were.
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Okay computer freaks, i'm here for you. if you want to know what i got, it's right here baby!! yeah baby yeah!!!
Well i got this for graduation, and it kicks ass
Dell Dimension XPS R400 - 400 Mhz Pentium II, 128 Mb Ram, 2nd generation DVD-ROM, Internal Zip Drive
16.8 gig hard drive, Altec Lansing Dolby Prologic Speakers with 10" woofer, 19" monitor and one of those really
neat and spiffy keyboards that looked like Jackie Chan jumpped up and broke it right down the middle
oh yeah, and a logitech track ball. i love that thing.there that's everything that anyone could and would want to know about my computer
if i was twice the man i could be . i'd still be half of what you need . still you lead me and i follow . anything you ask you know i'll do .
Well here it goes. i'm in college now, actually THE SHIT college... West Virginia University. i'm sure all of you have heard of it, and if not, then check out the site, it's a kick ass college, and the bomb party school. i've changed a lot of my personal settings. i haven't been able to update the page much at all over the summer, but thanks to all the normal visitors.
-WebMaster
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