Wide Right Productions

Dan, Zimbu, Vince, and Munro

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Hello there, folks. I'm the head editor of this "brochure", Wide Right himself. We here at Wide Right Productions feel it necessary to inform you, the reader, about some of our recent developments. First of all, this letter. Hopefully, you will be receiving at least one of these letters a week from us. It will come packed with information about recent happenings, sports updates, comical quotes, and generally degrading criticism of public figures. We will also be having some in-depth debates comcerning some current vital issues to our well-being, such as whether or not the study of owl vomit in Illinois should be allowed to continue. Our sports analyst will be devoted to the task of informing you, the reader, on any developments in any major sport around the world. Here it should be noted that we are lying. We in fact have no intention of giving you any sports information that might actually be useful, but only our own biased views of the sports world (example: in the next issue we will have two of the tops sports analysts on hand to discuss the probability of Dennis Eckersley having any functioning limbs by opening day '98). But of course we will dedicate the body of this weekly letter to education, and we have some of the finest personnel on hand to answer your toughest questions. They are: Mr. Language Person, the Math Monster, the Physics Phiend, Professor Niggerbaiter, and Sergeant Scrotum. Well folks, this is it for our introductory letter. Sorry about the lack of comical content, but next week you can expect to find the next installment to be much more humorouser, and much more grammatically correkt.