Seinfeld Episode Guide


Below is a complete list of the Seinfeld episodes. Whenever possible, I included the description and script for that show. The descriptions have been provided by Bob Warznak and for a few of the shows, I have quotes provided by Phil. You can also visit another good Seinfeld Episode Page. I hope you enjoy!

The Pilot


"The Seinfeld Chronicles" - 05 Jul 89, The Script

Season 1


"The Stakeout " - 31 May 90, The Script, Quotes
"The Robbery" - 07 Jun 90, The Script
"Male Unbonding" - 14 Jun 90
"The Stock Tip" - 21 Jun 90

Season 2


"The Ex-Girlfriend" - 23 Jan 91
"The Pony Remark" - 30 Jan 91
"The Jacket" - 06 Feb 91
"The Phone Message" - 13 Feb 91, Quotes
"The Apartment" - 04 Apr 91
"The Statue" - 11 Apr 91
"The Revenge" - 18 Apr 91
"The Heart Attack" - 25 Apr 91
"The Deal" - 02 May 91
"The Baby Shower" - 16 May 91
"The Chinese Restaurant" - 23 May 91, Quotes
"The Busboy" - 26 Jun 91

Season 3


"The Note" - 18 Sep 91
"The Truth" - 25 Sep 91, The Script
"The Pen" - 02 Oct 91
"The Dog" - 09 Oct 91
"The Library" - 16 Oct 91, Quotes
"The Parking Garage" - 30 Oct 91, Quotes
"The Cafe" - 06 Nov 91, Quotes
"The Tape" - 13 Nov 91, Quotes
"The Nose Job" - 20 Nov 91
"The Stranded" - 27 Nov 91
"The Alternate Side" - 04 Dec 91, Quotes
"The Red Dot" - 11 Dec 91
"The Subway" - 08 Jan 92, Quotes
" The Pez Dispenser" - 15 Jan 92, The Script, Quotes
" The Suicide" - 29 Jan 92
" The Fix-Up" - 05 Feb 92, Quotes
" The Boyfriend" - 12 Feb 92, Quotes
" The Limo" - 26 Feb 92, Quotes
" The Good Samaritan" - 04 Mar 92
" The Letter" - 25 Mar 92
" The Parking Space" - 22 Apr 92
" The Keys" - 06 May 92

Season 4


"The Trip, Part I" - 12 Aug 92, Quotes
"The Trip, Part II" - 19 Aug 92, Quotes
"The Pitch" - 16 Sep 92
"The Ticket" - 16 Sep 92
"The Wallet" - 23 Sep 92
"The Watch" - 30 Sep 92
"The Bubble Boy" - 07 Oct 92, Quotes
"The Cheever Letters" - 28 Oct 92
"The Opera" - 04 Nov 92
"The Virgin" - 11 Nov 92
"The Contest" - 18 Nov 92, Quotes
"The Airport" - 25 Nov 92, The Script, Quotes
"The Pick" - 16 Dec 92, Quotes
"The Movie" - 06 Jan 93, The Script, Quotes
"The Visa" - 27 Jan 93, Quotes
"The Shoes" - 04 Feb 93
"The Outing" - 11 Feb 93, The Script, Quotes
"The Old Man" - 18 Feb 93, The Script, Quotes
"The Implant" - 25 Feb 93, Quotes
"The Junior Mint" - 18 Mar 93, The Script, Quotes
"The Smelly Car" - 15 Apr 93, The Script, Quotes
"The Handicap Spot" - 13 May 93
"The Pilot" - 20 May 93

Season 5


"The Mango" - 16 Sep 93, Quotes
"The Puffy Shirt" - 23 Sep 93, Quotes
"The Glasses" - 30 Sep 93, Quotes
"The Sniffling Accountant" - 07 Oct 93, Quotes
"The Bris" - 14 Oct 93, The Script, Quotes
"The Lip Reader" - 28 Oct 93, Quotes
"The Non-Fat Yogurt" - 04 Nov 93, Quotes
"The Barber" - 11 Nov 93, Quotes
"The Masseuse" - 18 Nov 93, Quotes
"The Cigar-Store Indian" - 09 Dec 93, Quotes
"The Conversion" - 16 Dec 93, Quotes
"The Stall" - 06 Jan 94, Quotes
"The Dinner Party" - 03 Feb 94, Quotes
"The Marine Biologist" - 10 Feb 94, The Script, Quotes
"The Pie - 17 Feb 94" - 17 Feb 94, Quotes
"The Stand-In" - 24 Feb 94, Quotes
"The Wife" - 17 Mar 94, Quotes
"The Raincoats" - 28 Apr 94, Quotes
"The Fire" - 05 May 94, Quotes
"The Hamptons" - 12 May 94, Quotes
"The Opposite" - 19 May 94, The Script, Quotes

Season 6


"The Chaperone" - 22 Sep 94, Quotes
"The Big Salad" - 29 Sep 94, Quotes
"The Pledge Drive" - 06 Oct 94, Quotes
"The Chinese Woman" - 13 Oct 94, Quotes
"The Couch" - 27 Oct 94, Quotes
"The Gymnast" - 03 Nov 94, Quotes
"The Soup" - 10 Nov 94, Quotes
"The Mom & Pop Store" - 17 Nov 94, Quotes
"The Secretary" - 08 Dec 94, Quotes
"The Race" - 15 Dec 94, Quotes
"The Switch" - 05 Jan 95, Quotes
"The Label Maker" - 19 Jan 95, Quotes
"The Scofflaw" - 26 Jan 95, Quotes
"The Beard" - 09 Feb 95, Quotes
"The Kiss Hello" -February 16, 95, Quotes
"The Doorman" -February 23, 95
"The Jimmy" -March 16, 95
"The Doodle" -April 6, 95
"The Fusilli Jerry" -April 27, 95 The Script
"The Diplomat's Club" -May 4, 95
"The Face Painter" -May 11, 95
"The Understudy" -May 18, 95

Season 7


"The Engagement" -September 21, 95, Quotes
"The Postponement" -September 28, 95
"The Maestro" -October 5, 95
"The Wink" -October 12, 95
"The Hot Tub" -October 19, 95
" The Soup Nazi" -November 2, 95, The Script
"The Secret Code" - November 9, 95
"The Pool Guy" - November 16, 95
"The Sponge" - December 7, 95
"The Gum" - December 14, 95
" The Rye" - January 4, 96, The Script
"The Caddy" - January 25, 96
"The Seven" - February 1, 96
"The Cadillac I " - February 8, 96
"The Cadillac II" - February 8, 96
"The Shower Head" - February 15, 96
"The Doll" - February 22, 96
"The Friars Club" - March 7, 96
"The Wig Master" - April 4, 96
"The Calzone" - April 25, 96
"The Bottle Deposit I" - May 2, 96
"The Bottle Deposit II" - May 2, 96
"The Wait Out" - May 9, 96
"The Invitations" - May 16, 96

Season 8


"The Susan Foundation" - September 19, 96
"The Soul Mate" - September 26, 96
"The Bizarro Jerry" -October 3, 96
"The Little Kicks" - October 10, 96
"The Package" - October 17, 96
"The Fatigues" - October 31, 96
"The Chest of Drawers" - November 7, 96
" The Chicken Roaster" - November 14, 96
"The Refrain" - November 21, 96
"The Andrea Doria" - Demcember 19, 96
"The Little Jerry" - January 9, 97
"The Money" - January 16, 97
"The Comeback" - January 30, 97
"The Van Buren Boys" - Febraury 6, 97
"The Susie" - February 13, 97
"The Pothole" - February 20, 97
"The English Patient" - Mar 13, 97
"The Nap" - Apr 10, 1997
"The Yada Yada" - Apr 24, 1997
"The Milenium" - May 1, 1997
"The Muffin tops" - May 8, 1997




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