The Soup Nazi!







The Ordering Procedure:


1. When you walk in move immediately to the right
2. Order your soup with no emotion
3. Put your money on the counter and move to your left
4. Take your soup and do not give any comments


The Soup Nazi's Menu:


Mulligatawny
Crab Bisque
Turkey Chili
Jambalaya
Black Bean
Chicken Broccoli
Clam Bisque
Split Pea
French Onion
Mushroom Barley
Tomato Rice


Other soups that are mentioned:

Lima Bean
Gazpacho

Soups that Elaine has the recipes to:

Wild Mushroom
Cold Cucumber
Corn and Crab Chowder


The recipe for Wild Mushroom:


I don't know if this works, this is the recipe that Elaine told the Soup Nazi

5 cups chopped porchini mushrooms
1/2 cup of olive oil
3 pounds celery




Soup Nazi Sounds


Kissing.wav
Soup Nazi - What is this? You're kissing in my line?! Nobody kisses in my line.
Nosoup.wav
"NO SOUP FOR YOU!!"
Nosoup1y.wav
"No soup for you!! Come back, ONE YEAR!!"
Pushing.wav
"Your pushing your luck little man"
Smash.wav
"If I'd known it was for you, I would have SMASHED it to pieces!!"
Youthink.wav
"You think you can get soup? Please, your wasting everyone's time"




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