| Animal.wav | "I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! |
| Antrshot.wav | Jerry pleading for another shot with Elaine |
| Audible.wav | "She could call an audible. She got up to the line of scrimmage didn't like the looks of the play and changed it" |
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Babu.wav |
Jerry talking to Babu about his Visa application. |
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Bizaro.wav |
Jerry explaining to Elaine about the BIZARO concept. |
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Boysdown.wav |
Jerry: "I don't want your boys down there" |
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Bull.wav |
Jerry: "Let's cut the bull sister!" |
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Cinnamon.wav |
Jerry talking about Cinnamon" |
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Cookie.wav |
Jerry talking about cookies |
| Chunky.wav | Oh I know the chunky who left these chunkies....NEWMAN!! |
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Callwait.wav |
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Crycry.wav |
You cry, and when you see the dancer, you cry again. |
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Dblmint.wav |
Jerry says: "Suddenly I've got a hankering for some double mint gum" |
| Diabol.wav |
Jerry: diabloical. |
| Through.wav | Jerry asking Elaine how she could have faked it |
| Finger.wav | "Damn Moyel, circumsized my finger! the Moyal circumsized my finger!!" |
| Gaga.wav |
Jerry - For once I'd like to be gaga. |
| Hellonmn.wav | Hello Newman... |
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Hooks.wav |
Jerry and Elaine talking about Man Hands. |
| Hotwax.wav |
...hotwax on their legs...(standup) |
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Insure.wav |
Jerry: "You better give me the insurence, cause I'm going to beat the hell out of this thing." |
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Irony.wav |
Jerry talking about irony. |
| Jayne.wav |
You know that Jayne Mansfield... |
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Jdrunk.wav |
Actually I'm drunk. |
| Jerryll.wav | Could you do me a favor... |
| Jerry2.wav |
...do you ever win at poker... |
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Jerry25.wav |
Jerry: "It's howdy doody time..." |
| Jerrybeep.wav |
This is Jerry swearing. It is beeped out though. |
| Jgoodlooking.wav |
Jerry - You're so good looking. |
| Knees.wav | "You will be stunned 'stunned by soup?' you can't eat this soup standing up" |
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Latexsal.wav |
Jerry: "And you want to be my latex salesman..." |
| Loogie.wav | Jerry describing the course of the magic loogie that hit Kramer and Newman the day of game 6 |
| Lstngd.wav |
You listen and you listen good! |
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Menage.wav |
Jerry: "I'm not sure of the pronunciation, but I think it's manag-a-tua. |
| Msgout.wav |
The massages are out... |
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Niceface.wav |
Jerry: "She gave you the nice face discount" |
| Nipple.wav | "I'm not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong but I think that I see a.....nipple" |
| Norun.wav | I choose not to run |
| Out_loop.wav |
Jerry - You're cut off! You're out of the loop! |
| Pastanyb.wav |
Well I wouldn't put anything past anybody. |
| Sacrific.wav |
Some tribes sacrifice virgins... |
| Seinbas.wav |
Jerry -- Seinfeld you magnificent bastard. |
| Seinfdl.wav | ...Oh it's a scene man! |
| Shmoop3.wav |
Am I forgiven shmoopie?... |
| Smart.wav | "How could she be smarter then you...?" |
| Smoke.wav |
Jerry - Na go ahead I second hand smoke 2 packs a day. |
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Stench.wav |
Jerry explaining the power of the mega BO in his car. |
| Stunk.wav |
I didn't like the show I didn't like you... |
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The_pick.wav |
Jerry arguing with his model girlfriend over "The Pick". |
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Prell.wav |
"I use Prell. The hard stuff. Takes the root right out |
| Stcts.wav |
Super Terrific corporal tunnel Syndrome. |
| TMI.wav |
This is Jerry talking on the phone to a tmi long distance company. |
| Toogood.wav | ...she's giving and caring... |
| Trust.wav |
Trust me Kramer given the opportunity Kramer Id kill you. Jerry |
| Undrnazi.wav |
This is what comes from living under a Nazi Regim! |
| Virgin.wav |
...she's a virgin... |
| Vomit.wav | "NO, I havn't vommited in 13 years!!" |