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Have You Been Abducted??

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Please answer yes or no to the following questions.

1. I run screaming from fireflies

Yes
no

2. I believe the X-Files is a religion.: Yes
no

3. The UFO hotline limits me to one call per day.: Yes
no

4. When faced with a bad situation, I keep repeating "This is not happening," while smoking a cigarette.: Yes; No

5. Every time I trip in the woods, I think I've found a 'real live dead alien body.': Yes
no

6. Every other sentence is an X-Files quote.: Yes
no

7. I have dyed my hair red.: Yes
no

8. Mulder's birthday is my lucky number.: Yes
no

9. I whistle the X-Files theme at inappropriate moments.: Yes
no

10. My own list of philosophies is entirely X-Files related.: Yes
no

11. I believe that the Cigarette Smoking man is my uncle.: Yes
no

12. My entire wardrobe consists of X-Files T-shirts.: Yes
no

13. Even my parents call me by my last name.: Yes
no

14. I have my own X-Files WebPages.: Yes
no

15. I can rattle off X-Files acronyms like "CITDBTB" and "YAXA" without thinking.: Yes
no

16. I can give a 30-second summary of every X-Files episode ever aired.: Yes
no

17. I have every episode on tape.: Yes
no

18. When I come across an unknown liquid, I automatically refer to it as monkey pee.: Yes
no

19. I am obsessed with either Gillian Anderson or David Duchovny.: Yes
no

20. My room is covered with paranormal paraphernalia.: Yes
no