DO YOU QUALIFY FOR A PART ON THE X-FILES?
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I want to recieve the monthly "BTCHIN'" newsletter.
Please answer yes or no to the following questions.
1. I would like to be abducted by aliens
yes no
2. I want to hide huge secrets from millions of people.
3. I want to lie, cheat, and steal from the American people.
4. I would like to study extra-terrestrial technology.
5. I want to create huge conspiracies.
6. I would like to scream and boss other people around.
7. I want to embezzle huge amounts of money from my workplace.
8. I would like a basement office.
9. I want to risk death every day.
10. I would like to discover a "real live dead alien body."
11. I want to do nothing and make lots of money for it.
12. I want to spend my life exhuming things.
13. I want to have "no wife, no family, some power."
15. I would like to be a forensic pathologist.
16. I want to sit outside all night trying to spot a U.F.O.
17. I want to work at a secret Air Force base test piloting UFOS.
18. I would like to work at Chaco Chicken.
19. I want to become a genetic mutant and squeeze through small spaces.
20. I would like to be able to fry cows with lightning.
21. I want to have a strange non-name (ex. Bounty Hunter, Fat Man, Well-Manicured Man, Deep Throat, X, etc).
22. I would like to become a member of NICAP or MUFON.
23. I would like to become a communications geek.
24. I would like to have breakfast with the man who shot JFK.
25. I believe.